#and i also have a bunch of projects in school

[forgotten-lumis]

Omg the chicken thing reminds me of when I was a kid, living out in some middle of nowhere Arkansas country town.

Basically, my Elementary school decided it would be a good idea to hatch chickens as a class project to learn about the stages of development for a chicken embryo. You know, for science. So they brought in maybe 20 or so eggs and an incubator, and we documented each stage of setting it up, and what was going on inside the eggs on each day, etc.

When the eggs finally all hatched- something we watched very excitedly, a bunch of 3rd graders, all huddled around this incubator- they sent out papers asking for parents to sign so they could bring home the chickens to live on their farms and the land they already owned. Since it was a middle of the nowhere Arkansas country town, and so many of the kids in my school owned a farm.

Anyways- of course 9 year old me wanted to be a part of this, and I begged my mom to sign the paper so I could bring home one of the chickens I had so lovingly helped to raise.

My aunt was moving out of our shared house at that time. (my mom, brother, grandparents, uncle, aunt and her bf, as well as two of my cousins were all living together in this giant, eternally work in progress house that by grandfather had been building his entire life. The walls were eternally plagued by aggressive wasps and flying squirrels, so that was fun.) My aunt was the one who had taken care of all the animals on our property, so she left us instructions on how to take care the chick, as well as a heat lamp and feeder, etc. And she soon left, taking all her animals with her.

Anyways, me and my mom got the chick, and took care of it. It was very sad and lonely though for the first couple of days (my aunt sent over one of her own chicks to be constant companionship for it quickly, since chickens aren’t supposed to be alone. This definitely helped, and it stopped screaming loudly every time I left its sight for 20 seconds.) After a while, it grew enough to leave the pen in our room and go outside. I was able to bring it out every day, and it would follow me around. I even started trying to teach it, showing it how to dig for bugs in the grass, and pretending to peck at the ground, which it did eventually learn to do.

Eventually, my mom decided to just send it to live with my aunt and the rest of her birds, because this was very overly complicated for no reason and it was pooping everywhere. I would go and visit it sometimes still though, as my aunt lived close. Also I named it Butter, because it was yellow. There isn’t really a moral to this story, but it’s definitely something that happened, and now I have it archived in great detail on the internet forever so… hey random person if you’re reading this lol, I hope it was atleast mildly entertaining.

[vanpalmerenthusiast]

hiiiii I just saw ur post abt being deathly bored and wanting asks

was wondering if u have any university! yellowjackets headcanons? literally anything, i’m trying to project my uni experience onto them lol

I LOVE THIS OMG, doing it assuming everyone survives, no plane crash au, this is also the main seven :)

jackie- rutgers baddie, she definitely finally found her way to lesbianism in college and shes majoring in like business or whatever (i have no idea what she would want to be as an adult and that scares me) i read this amazing fic where she moved in with nat instead of going to college and she ended up becoming like the girl version of a handyman or whatever like i don’t remember all the details but i lowkey see that futch transformation for her in her college years

shauna- she went to brown x but she probably she went to europe for a gap year at some point or did an abroad program idk how she did it but she dated french people and had extremely messy breakups x she passed her classes with flying colors by some grace of god x she will be holding onto the jackie ordeal no matter how many europeans she slept with at uni xoxoxox

tai- her uni experience went exactly how she described it in the show; first string on the soccer team, graduating from law school with honors, so so many hot girlfriends 💋 she want it she got it like i have no notes. she is a HARD WORKER and she EARNS HER SHITTT, somehow is managing all that while still partying like crazy. college taissa turner you sly dog you are so so loved

van- our little film major, she is 100% making a bunch of mini movies in college for various film classes. in another life she was a director and that’s what i see for her path at university. tell me she wouldn’t be an amazing director, the way she analyzes movies and shit. van is also the type of person to leave a boring class making a REALLY stupid excuse. you also can’t tell me she was not getting around in college. she was.

misty- this one stumped me so hard but like then i got to thinking she probably could have gotten into a really good school because she’s the type of weird girl who has really good grades, and then she ends up developing a caffeine addiction and being that person who signs up for all the early morning classes and she’s like one of three people who did, misty you are just as much of a silly freak in college and we love you for it!!

nat- i feel like she wouldn’t be going to uni bc i feel like that’s not really her scene, but if she did she would def somehow find out about every party that happens on campus and always be in attendance no matter what. like it’s not even her friend group, but she’s trying to make the dj play grunge music at the sorority pledge party or whateverthefuck. not trying to reduce nat to the whole “she’s just an alcoholic party girl” thing, i just geniunely think that’s something that would definitely be happening unexplainably.

lottie- she’s going to college on another CONTINENT, like my girl is not trying to stay in new jersey. she’s going to school somewhere rich and prestigious (if you’ve got the benefits, use em!!) in like the most random place. japan, ireland, australia, the list could go on forever but i just know she is not staying anywhere near her parents or new jersey. lottie is also getting around in college, no questions asked. jackie is not the only one discovering her lesbianism x

this one made me THINKKKK, never stop sending me these kat i’m obsessed

[r0ckst4r-c0re]

i want a fanfiction about shadow getting a cat for his birthday in the movie universe SO BAD RIGHT NOW

like just imagine shadow lives with stone and stone notices shadow looking at pet shops with a sort of longing-

THEN he decides to buy shadow a cat and shadow has to go pet shopping!!!!!!

[itslc123]

maybe i've been watching too much hermitcraft, or too much mumbo jumbo specifically, but now i wanna make an entire town in minecraft with different stores for different storage stuff, and different buildings for farms and have all the items automatically sort themselves to the proper places AND have manual input through like a post office or something A N D have any unsorted items/unsortable items go to some kind of dump. this is a reasonable expectation for someone who has never even beaten the ender dragon and does not know redstone in the slightest, however i am an engineer which means i have the unbridled confidence to figure it out

[mossy-paws]

my summer vacation is gonna be WILDDDDD this year oh my god. First I have 2 week and a half long vacations with my dad because my brother is getting married. THEN. I’m going on a cruise with my mom and THEN at the end of summer I’m getting knee surgery because apparently I have like 3 different somewhat serious conditions going on all at once IN 1 SINGLE KNEE what the HELL MAN 😭😭😭

anyways yeah art is probably gonna be slowing down a LOT over summer and I don’t think I’ll be able to participate in artfight this year. Maybe a little but if I do then I’m gonna be focusing on close friends only really LMFAO

[bmpmp3]

fffffffffuuuuuuccccccccccck i was always meant to become a mascot character designer

[demo-ness]

my old advisor was """restructured""" a while ago and my new one can be SO frustrating. they spent several emails working on the assumption that i had veteran benefits, for some reason, and in our most recent interaction they just full on ignored my question about whether a class i wanted to take would be viable or not. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE TO DO, MAN

[horsegirlhob]

i love u live music

[siamesedreamgirl]

help it would be really great to have time management skills rn

[andromedasummer]

becoming a data hoarder of crochet/knitting/sewing/embroidery patterns and books on my pc, laptop and phone. an ungodly amount fr.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[antimnemonic]

the aforementioned big booty gf, i promise to post the haya to her ryo soon

[charmre]

I just wanna play bideo game and make my silly little drawings and blog and THAT'S IT

But instead, I gotta go to business school to (HOPEFULLY) get a job that pays well enough that I'm comfortable and am able to give to those in need

And that entails so many meetings/meetups for so many stupid group projects, and reading stupid books titled, "Playing to Win" where they talk about how you "win" at business

So you can see where the tension lies 😑😑😑

[kuiinncedes]

blanking so hard for the second half LOL

[rusannadoll]

in a conundrum. can’t decide what colour yarn i should use to make a dragon

[envolvenuances]

rewatching Haikyuu dying from nostalgia both from when I played football and when my high school friends bullied me via comparing me to Oikawa