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slowdive1994 · 10 months ago
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help it would be really great to have time management skills rn
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sickfreaksirkay · 4 months ago
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one time my english teacher told me hyde from jekyll and hyde is gay because he beats a man to death with a walking stick and a walking stick is a phallic object so that scene was actually just gay sex and i think that’s what caused me to be the way i am about literature now
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skyshroom · 9 months ago
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‘When you think about me, why do you always bring up the ball?’ Fabian is not beating the gay allegations this episode unfortunately
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dear-ao3 · 2 years ago
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if you danced in your youth and there isnt still one specific dance that is absolutely burned in your brain to the point that if you heard the song your need to perform that dance right then and there would resurrect you from the dead, you quite simply were not a dancer
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futturmangamez · 5 months ago
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Pov: I facetime you really early in the morning just to wake you up and tell you about another cool dream I had as Future Man😁🦸‍♂️🤣
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athena-theunicorn · 1 year ago
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Person A: I'll hit you with a chair.
Person B: There aren't any.
Person A: There's one up your ass.
Person B: I don't keep them there.
Person A: There's probably enough sticks up there to make one.
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rueyam · 1 year ago
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when you're younger, your friendships are made up of shared experiences. you see each other every day in school or in uni, and you get to experience life together. in a way, you live the same reality. however, as you get older, your friends slowly get scattered all over the world, and you no longer get to experience life together. instead, you all live independent realities, and your friendship consists of catch ups and updates. friendship becomes more of a choice when you're older. you deliberately choose to have people in your life by keeping them updated on what's going. isn't that so cute tho? it's like "hey we haven't lived in the same city for years but I still feel as if you've been a part of my life because you've been supporting me from afar."
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omnauralux-glitch · 2 months ago
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Eeee I don’t know if someone’s done this already but I Needed to draw it so here 🤲 (no text version under the cut)
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glowingsand · 7 months ago
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no more little ghost i keep around
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quietwingsinthesky · 10 months ago
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journey’s end au where the doctor tries to kick everyone off the TARDIS and they just go, ‘???? no?’ and won’t leave. can’t be stupid and think everyone will leave you when they won’t get out of your house.
#the doctor is simultaneously so happy about this and SO annoyed. get out of his house!!! this is his tardis!!!!#(tentoo voice) OUR tardis. (doctor voice) MY TARDIS!!!!!#rose and martha and donna and jack are literally having a girls night in the same room as this argument#sarah jane was invited but did not join them. autisms.#however mickey and her have been bonding and the doctor feels so betrayed. sarah jane is supposed to be on his side!!!#can’t even complain to the metal dog. k-9 is still busy.#(sarah jane voice) oh i should invite luke and his friends- (doctor voice) NO CHILDREN ON MY SHIP#((tentoo voice. from the other room.) OUR ship)#jack manages to sneak ianto and gwen on board before sarah jane gets the bannerman gang in simply because torchwood is easier wrangled than#literal children (not saying much)#how does gwen manage to sneak rhys on that one time? no one’s really sure. he didn’t stay on very long but it was long enough for jack to#lose a bet.#i think only jackie leaves but NOT before she and tentoo and rose have established interdimensional facetime so that she can phone her#daughter and her son-in-law and her guy-who-her-son-in-law-is-cloned-from#(doctor voice) donna i need to erase ur memories ur brain will explode otherwise (rose from across the room) hey didnt i absorb something#that would explode my brain once. i still have my memories. (donna voice) YEAH DOCTOR CARE TO EXPLAIN THAT????#donna metacrisis is solved because jack says ‘fuck it let me eat the metacrisis somehow it probably wont kill me’ and then he glows for like#a week but he’s fine.#he is literally never getting rid of any of them. get found family-ed idiot#(god wait funniest fucking thing if end of time happens here and the master’s plans are completely derailed because he gets tackled by seven#different companions. kicking him while he’s on the ground while the doctor goes D:)#doctor who#tardis family au
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angelwiththeblue-box · 2 months ago
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i got some colour back, she thinks so too/ i laugh like me again, she laughs like you
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lucy and healing from watching her friends kill her, they didnt mean to but, it was still them, and kipperlillys back and she looks different and so does lucy but they used to be best friends, but can they still be friends now after everything?
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laurenkmyers · 6 months ago
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yokai-girlie · 3 months ago
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Izuku Midoriya had to pause being a hero for ONLY 8 years. He got his support suit when he was TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. He quite literally has the REST of his life to be a hero. I’m sorry but who the fuck has their dream job and their life figured out by the time they graduate high school? 😭 Midoriya taking his time and living his life in his twenties seems very reasonable to me.
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ingravinoveritas · 4 months ago
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Met up with an old friend for brunch in the city today and had an interesting conversation about Michael. Said friend is Welsh by birth, but emigrated to here a long time ago with his parents, and his mum now lives in South Wales. It turns out that my friend's mum used to work for Brian Clough way back in the day (she booked his travel), and he told me that she got chills watching The Damned United because Michael was so spot-on in his acting as Brian.
And if that weren't enough, the place where my friend and I met for brunch was an Oscar Wilde-themed bar/restaurant. I was hoping there would be an absinthe cocktail on the menu, but alas. It was still absolutely delightful, however, and a sort of full circle moment, as I actually went to visit Oscar's grave in Paris when I was there a few years ago. There was also a statue of him on a bench in front of the restaurant and I got to take a few pictures as we were leaving.
(I didn't ask Oscar if he had slept with Aziraphale, though. Maybe next time...)
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dark-elf-writes · 1 month ago
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I was already at the very end of rope and about three seconds away from frustration crying because I am so overwhelmed by being alive and I decided to make myself a silly little egg sandwich.
I CUT MY THUMB ON A FUCKING EGG SHELL
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Aren't best friends supposed to listen?
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