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[robininthewindow]

It’s times like this where I wish I knew anything about knitting.

I sew, I make little plushies with needle and thread, I don’t know how to crochet, I knoweth not how to combine needles and yarn to make socks or beanies or coats. Knitting is trending, I am very happy for the knitters out there who are having their craft properly appreciated, im just sad because the free pattern I saw I can’t do cause I don’t know Jack about knitting

[damianwaynerocks]

haven’t been keeping up with comics, is alfred still dead or is damian still hallucinating his ghost because heaven forbid bruce sends that child to therapy

[ordei]

Upsetting that being an adult comes with responsibilities and bills and I can't just spend my money on fun stuff I want to do or buy

[di-pinagtadhana]

Ok but like, Jimmy getting the Bad Guy origin but still chooses to be somewhat nice not that nice obviously but aughhhhh [head in hands]

Or. OR. He doesn't really want to be bad but he has to because it's literally his origin aaaaaaa I gotta sit down and shut up it's only the first episode

[whispers-of-lilith]

You ever just read over your unfinished work & think, "holy shit, who wrote this? Bc it definitely wasn't me. This is actually pretty good."

[i-love-dopamine]

The only way for her to love me is if im wilbur so watch out for cosplay

[truthdarespinbottles]

Well that doctor's appointment was an entire waste of time

[kabretoss]

Why is family like that

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[delicourse]

i miss them a little if im gonna be honest

[umblrspectrum]

being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

[slavhew]

jakey + dirkjake sandwiched between my organic chem notes. a poem in there somewhere

[little-mimikyuwu]

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[archivebottles]

"You don't need to worry about me. I can take care of myself now."

[taxinealkaloids]

behold hitherto unposted htn doodles! harrow+her terrible mentor, harrow+her terrible roommate

[spooky-apostate]

Worked on this while catching up on Burrow's End, and she swept me away yet again! [hi-res]