#this was an actual conversation
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tremendously-crazy · 8 months ago
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me then: why do all the songs on the radio have to be about love? It's so annoying, why is everyone so obsessed with love?
me now: oh.
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athena-theunicorn · 2 years ago
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Person A: I'll hit you with a chair.
Person B: There aren't any.
Person A: There's one up your ass.
Person B: I don't keep them there.
Person A: There's probably enough sticks up there to make one.
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501st-rexster · 2 years ago
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Incorrect CANON 501st Quotes
Hardcase: *holding a highlighter in his hand.*
Rex, nervous: Why do you have a highlighter?
Hardcase: I want to eat a highlighter so I can glow.
Rex, wide-eyed: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!
Jesse: Yeah, dumbass. Eating a highlighter won't make you glow.
Rex, sighing: Thank y-
Jesse: You gotta eat a glow stick if you want to glow.
Rex: NO!!!
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clonegirlie · 11 months ago
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I actually had therapy today and I mentioned to my therapist that my comfort show (the bad batch) is ending tomorrow and they actually told me
“Well enjoy it, and remember that you can always rewatch it again and again”
So yeah my therapist is not helping me getting over them just making sure I’m even more obsessed with them, I knew I chose the right therapist :)
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k-omon · 2 years ago
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Me: So how come when Tobey has a crush on word-girl it's NO WHERE NEAR as creepy as when Marionette had a crush on Adrien in the earlier seasons? Despite the fact he's a super villain?
My sister: homophobia
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BITCH HOW?
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wardensantoineandevka · 11 months ago
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is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?
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adriles · 1 year ago
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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atompalace-official · 1 month ago
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Sweetheart Sylveon 🌈💌🎀✨ Happy Valentine’s Day!!! 🩵💕
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blushft · 1 year ago
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dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..
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heavyheavycream · 3 months ago
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feedist kinktober 27 : boozy belly
this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!
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colby-jac-cheese · 11 months ago
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Me: *walking into my sister's room at 3 am* I miss you
Her: we spoke an hour ago
Me: I still missed you
Her: I haven't left the house
Me: I know
Her: you can't miss me. Missing me means an absence.
Me: you were absent! I couldn't see you.
Me: I remembered you were here and wanted to see you. I missed you.
Her: no you didn't. Wrong emotion.
Me: wrong emotion?
Her: yep. Wrong emotion, try again.
Me: . . . Is is anxiety?
Her: close. That's part of it
Me: I wanted to see you.
Her: why? What were you feeling?
Me: *thinking really hard* mmmmmmissing? *she makes a face* no. Not missing.
Her: nope
Me: . . . Sad?
Her: try again
Her: starts with an L
Me: . . .
Me: lonely?
Her: there you go.
Me: emotions suck and I hate them
Her: I know
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nothorses · 8 months ago
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my dad's girlfriend- who is generally a conservative and who "doesn't really get into politics"- told me tonight that she learned about project 2025 & is going to vote in this election to try to help prevent Trump from getting into office. and that she's gonna try to convince my dad to vote (also for the first time ever) to do the same.
what I'm saying is I think we should keep talking about this.
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nidbaesenpai · 4 months ago
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Happy one year anniversary ISAT! To celebrate I wanted to share the lil strips I made for my friends when they reached the end of the game! They're all meant to be snippets of life post game and a glimpse into the world I'm making for Loop.
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castielsprostate · 2 years ago
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
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thimblings · 2 months ago
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get with the Crow-gram, Davrin
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hinamie · 8 months ago
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unconditionally
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi#yuuji#im shaky and numb the way this took years off my life#genuinely cannot believe i thought it was smart to make it a comic i could have stuck at a painting and it would have been fine#but nooooooo in my hubris i thought Surely im an expert at this longform stuff now Surely i can do it :)#and then it killed me it killed me dead this is like over twice as long as the train comic and 4 times as detailed#backgrounds . angles. i yearn fr death.#AND I HAD 2 WRITE THEM ACTUALLY TALKING GGSDH i am actually so insecure abt the way the dialogue flows gomen....#i wanted to add more to it to fix how clipped and rushed i think it reads#but that would mean drawing more expressions would mean drawing more panels would mean more gd hyDRANGEAS#so ultimately i decided 2 have the conversation take the hit because let me tell u.#if i have to draw. one more blue petal i will snap i will lose it#i knew tht would happen n wanted to alleviate some of the pain so i found a few brushes that helped speed up the process#but the thing w a lot of premade flower brushes is they also come preshaded n look uniform in a way that stands out badly against my style#so i had 2 render over them anyway........#yuuji's domain rly putting me through the wringer first the train station now death by a bajillion petals smh#all that to say tho . my labour of love . i am going to take a nap#hina.comic
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