#this was an actual conversation

[tremendously-crazy]

me then: why do all the songs on the radio have to be about love? It's so annoying, why is everyone so obsessed with love?

me now: oh.

[athena-theunicorn]

Person A: I'll hit you with a chair.

Person B: There aren't any.

Person A: There's one up your ass.

Person B: I don't keep them there.

Person A: There's probably enough sticks up there to make one.

[501st-rexster]

Incorrect CANON 501st Quotes

Hardcase: *holding a highlighter in his hand.*

Rex, nervous: Why do you have a highlighter?

Hardcase: I want to eat a highlighter so I can glow.

Rex, wide-eyed: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!

Jesse: Yeah, dumbass. Eating a highlighter won't make you glow.

Rex, sighing: Thank y-

Jesse: You gotta eat a glow stick if you want to glow.

Rex: NO!!!

[clonegirlie]

I actually had therapy today and I mentioned to my therapist that my comfort show (the bad batch) is ending tomorrow and they actually told me

“Well enjoy it, and remember that you can always rewatch it again and again”

So yeah my therapist is not helping me getting over them just making sure I’m even more obsessed with them, I knew I chose the right therapist :)

[k-omon]

Me: So how come when Tobey has a crush on word-girl it's NO WHERE NEAR as creepy as when Marionette had a crush on Adrien in the earlier seasons? Despite the fact he's a super villain?

My sister: homophobia

......

BITCH HOW?

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[blushft]

dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..

[anna-scribbles]

adrien in my outfit from a few days ago✨ feat. my claws out converse

bonus:

[colby-jac-cheese]

Me: *walking into my sister's room at 3 am* I miss you

Her: we spoke an hour ago

Me: I still missed you

Her: I haven't left the house

Me: I know

Her: you can't miss me. Missing me means an absence.

Me: you were absent! I couldn't see you.

Me: I remembered you were here and wanted to see you. I missed you.

Her: no you didn't. Wrong emotion.

Me: wrong emotion?

Her: yep. Wrong emotion, try again.

Me: . . . Is is anxiety?

Her: close. That's part of it

Me: I wanted to see you.

Her: why? What were you feeling?

Me: *thinking really hard* mmmmmmissing? *she makes a face* no. Not missing.

Her: nope

Me: . . . Sad?

Her: try again

Her: starts with an L

Me: . . .

Me: lonely?

Her: there you go.

Me: emotions suck and I hate them

Her: I know

[nothorses]

my dad's girlfriend- who is generally a conservative and who "doesn't really get into politics"- told me tonight that she learned about project 2025 & is going to vote in this election to try to help prevent Trump from getting into office. and that she's gonna try to convince my dad to vote (also for the first time ever) to do the same.

what I'm saying is I think we should keep talking about this.

[nidbaesenpai]

Happy one year anniversary ISAT! To celebrate I wanted to share the lil strips I made for my friends when they reached the end of the game! They're all meant to be snippets of life post game and a glimpse into the world I'm making for Loop.

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[starsofang]

you love simon. truly. playing games with him in your free time was your favorite pastime, especially when you knew he was getting deployed and wouldn’t have the chance to join you for an extended leave. there was only one tiny issue.

the man is competitive. no matter the game, no matter if you were a team or against one another, he’s slipping you teasing comments that you’re 90% aren’t fully teasing and actually hold a bit of honesty.

some of the games he plays with you weren’t supposed to be competitive. some are even simple customization games that you had to beg him to play with you so you could create each other’s characters. now that he is playing them, you have moments of restraint to not shove his head into the screen.

“your colors don’t match the theme, lovie.”

“shut up, simon.”

“yes ma’am.”

“i think you need to spend more time in an aim training.”

“are you saying my aim is bad, simon?”

“no, ma’am.”

“how many times are you going to miss the damn jump?”

“i’ll do it again if you don’t shut up, simon.”

“you’re doing amazing, lovie, keep it up.”

it was utterly infuriating. but when the times came for his long deployments and the house was quiet, no snarky quips being thrown from beside you on the couch, you longed for it.

to hear him trash your aim, or tease you for not being as good as him — it may seem like he’s mean to you from an outsider’s perspective, but to you, it’s his love language, and you desperately miss it.

so, you’ll take whatever tease he throws. you know it’s his way of saying ‘i love you’, even if you want to rage quit every time.

[heavyheavycream]

feedist kinktober 27 : boozy belly

this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!

[1001aus]

Phantom is a member of JLA when everyone finds out that the Bats have contingency plans against everyone else.

While everyone else is shouting about trust and betrayal, Danny can't help but be relieved. He's seen his bad future, after all. Dan is reformed now, but that doesn't retroactively save the timeline he wiped out.

Danny only has one issue with the contingencies for him: Batman mistakenly believes that his intangibility works the same as Martian density shifting.

It doesn't. In fact, they're very different powers. Intangibility is more of a phase shift where he turns his physical form into energy.

This means that none of the contingencies in his file will work because they don't accurately account for one of his basic powers.

(The shouting actually gets derailed for a bit when he brings it up. All the scientists are a bit horrified about the implied energy conversions happening whenever he uses this "basic" power. As a halfa with an actual physical form, Danny should be giving off enough energy to blow up the planet whenever he transforms.)