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Guess Who's Ovulating?
Me! Me! Me!!! That's the answer!!! So, in honor of me being so unkempt right now, I've made 7 blurbs and 3 full smuts for you guys!
The original plan was to just have 3 posts, with all the blurbs into one. But some of the blurbs are dark content and I don't wanna force anyone to even look at that stuff since I know it can be triggering. So, now it's 10 posts!
This is the masterlist for it all! I hope you guys enjoy <3
DARK CONTENT IS IN RED
Jan 12th - full Pepe Marti || JMA21
tw/cw :: gentle!dom!pepe, somnophilia, size kink, overstimulation
summary :: pepe has been away for almost 3 weeks and he's never been needier. but you're sleeping so peacefully, thank god you agreed to be able to use each other whenever.
Jan 14th - blurb Lando Norris || LN4
tw/cw :: dark content! watersports, unprotected sex, overstimulation, slight dumbification, slightly whimpy dom!lando, gn!reader
summary :: a group of fans mention watersports to him, making him discover his new favorite kink
Jan 16th - blurb Oliver Bearman || OB87
tw/cw :: edging!, orgasm denial, slow sex, belly bulge mention, unprotected sex,
summary :: you used to edge ollie without even meaning to, so now it's his turn to try it. and he's loving it, a little too much
Jan 18th - full Paul Aron || PA17
tw/cw :: dark content! dubcon, choking, breathe play, passing out, somnophilia, degradation, mean!rough!dom!paul <3
summary :: you love paul's muscles, who doesn't! so you ask him to use it more in the bedroom, which he eagerly does.
Jan 20th - blurb Charles Leclerc || CL16
tw/cw :: cockwarming, tba
summary :: being a f1 driver means he's constantly grinding on the stim. you can relate since you're always grinding on him
Jan 22nd - blurb Carlos Sainz || CS55
tw/cw :: exhibitism, tba
summary :: tba
Jan 24th - blurb Oscar Piastri || OP81
tw/cw :: dacryphilia, degradation, tba
summary :: tba
Jan 26th - blurb Pepe Marti || JMA21
tw/cw :: dumbification, overstimulation, tba
summary :: tba
Jan 28th - blurb Paul Aron || PA17
tw/cw :: dubcon, drugging impact play, dacryphilia, degradation, overstimulation, tba
summary :: tba
Jan 30th - full Paul Aron || PA17 Oliver Bearman || OB87
tw/cw :: humiliation, tba
summary :: tba
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I dunno if this is helpful, but I find that the texture of a lot of commercial lotions to be unpleasant, to the point where I can't/won't use them. I've been making my own soaps for several years, so it was only natural to try making my own lotions too. Discovering that the type of oil in the lotion and the water-to-oil ratio is basically what controls the texture, I feel like I've unlocked a new super power.
Obviously this won't help folks who can't stand it on their hands at all, but for those crafty types who are fishing for a kind they can tolerate, here's a recipe to make your own. I pretty much exclusively use my own now and it's really helped.
I don't find it super difficult, and no dangerous chemicals like with soap. It probably won't be budget-friendly to start, because you'll likely need some extra ingredients you don't already have lying around, but you use so little of them when you make it that it can last for a long while. If you end up liking it and start making it regularly, I feel like it is less expensive in the longer run. AND by controlling which ingredients go into it, I can make lotion I actually can stand to have on my skin, which has really helped me use it more.
tldr for other soapers just wanting to know which oils I like? Avocado. That's it. Soft, creamy, not oily, not tacky, no residue.
Make your own 👇🥑🧴
I've linked ingredients out to Amazon because I know rural folks rely on it, and people with a need to do this asap will want things immediately (hello thats me). My go-to supplier outside of Amazon is company located in Washington state named Brambleberry, and they will also have all of this stuff (they also donate to some good charities, too.). It will take a bit longer, and there will be a shipping fee too, so see what works best for you. (They have amazing fragrances, too, if that's your bag. For anyone who's tried my soap, most of my fragrances come from them.)
Note 1: Everything is measured by weight. These numbers look a little rando because my (round number) recipe makes like, a buttload of bottles, so I've reduced the recipe it to about 10-12 ounces of lotion)
Note 2: This lotion recipe makes a creamy, moderately thick lotion. If your texture preference is more on the runny side, you can up the water content. I haven't experimented with it too much, so I'd guess 30 grams, but play with it and have fun. You can't do harm with this.
Water: 187.5 grams (Distilled ideal, filtered tap works fine.)
Oil: 37.5 grams (Avocado Oil; can also be found in many local grocers as well as Costco. Olive Oil works well too, but in my experience, it's a little more oily in the lotion.)
Emulsifying Wax: 12.5 grams (binds the oil to the water and lets it mix)
Stearic Acid: 10 grams (thickening agent and stabilizer to keep it from separating back out)
Optiphen Preservative: 2.5 grams (this is important; since lotion is 75% water, unless you intend to use all of your lotion within a week, you will grow fuzzies in it without this; if you want to do some research on alternatives, you'll want to look for oil-based preservative)
Optional: Fragrance* or essential oil of your choice: .7 grams (Or a few drops)
Other things you need: Kitchen Scale, container for the lotion, stick blender/egg beater/whisk, two microwave-safe bowls. Glass preferred, plastic okay as long as its microwave safe. One bowl will ultimately need to be large enough to hold all of the ingredients combined.
THERMOMETER - this dude is amazing and would recommend just having one in general. Regular stick ones work fine, but will be slow.
Safety gear needed: None, really. Gloves if you don't like the texture of the lotion.
That's it! That's all that goes in your lotion! As someone who also makes soap, I do not use the same bowls for my cooking as my crafting. But for lotion, you can use cooking bowls. Just... wash them well after, or your next meal may taste like ass.
Because I make products to sell to other people, I run all my equipment through a brewing sanitizer - including the bottle(s) and pumps the lotion will be in, just to be super duper sure that no fuzzies get introduced. Basically just fill the sink with hot water, toss in a capful or two and then rinse. I'll leave it up to you if you want to skip this step or not for personal use, it's kind of an annoying one.
HERE WE GO
If you're going to disinfect, do that first. Only items that need to be totally dry is the bowl you'll be putting your oil in.
In one bowl, weigh out your oil of choice, the emulsifying wax, the stearic acid and heat it slowly in the microwave in bursts of about 20 seconds, stopping to stir. Eventually the emulsifying wax and the stearic acid will have melted into the oil.
In a separate bowl, measure out your water, and warm it in the microwave as well, until it's about the same temperature as your oil/wax/acid mix.
With your stick blender/egg beater/whisk handy (if you have a stick blender available, use this. Your hand will thank you. This can be done with a whisk, but it takes longer.), add the two sets of ingredients together into whichever bowl is larger and whisk. Relatively quickly, it should go from this translucent oil to a milky, creamy color. Good. No need to keep mixing once it's milky and uniform.
We want to wait until the temperature drops to below 140F (60C) before adding in the preservative (otherwise the heat will break it down and make it useless). If adding any fragrance, then would also be the time to do so, and blend a bit more to make sure it's all mixed in.
And that's it! Pour it into your container of choice! The warmer it is when you pour it, the more 'liquid' it will be. As it cools, it will thicken and become creamier.
Handling the hot lotion is safe, other than if the temperature is too warm. This particular recipe is very creamy; if you like your lotion more runny, then add more water as you're blending it.
And that's it, you've made lotion. It can be used immediately, even straight from the bowl.
Happy lotion making!
Note on fragrances:
*If you are using a fragrance, please make sure it's skin safe. Adding more than the suggested amount to the recipe could cause irritation on the skin. Most 'fragrances' sold at stores like Walmart are intended for oil diffusers and may not be skin-safe. Essential oils are usually fine since they're being diluted by the lotion; never apply them directly to the skin. The shop I like for my purchases, Brambleberry, has a bazillion fragrances, and each one details what it can and cannot be used for. (Not an affiliate link, I just really like them. Great equipment if you're interested in actually doing it seriously. Tons of tutorials too; pretty much how I got into the craft in the first place.)
cracked and bleeding hands are not more tolerable than the feeling of lotion
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thinking about George and ditzy reader in the courtyard during a free period and while he’s ranting away about quidditch or something that annoyed him she’s just like smiling and making a flower crown that she gives him when he’s all ranted out😞😞sorry I just love this pairing so bad
this is such a cute idea don't apologize!! <3
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“And that’s the whole point. I told Oliver that maybe- hm?” George paused his ramble once a purple grape was brought up to his lips.
“Grape?” You asked, already eating one yourself.
“Thanks.” He was going to take it from you but you put the fruit in his mouth by yourself instead, he chewed on one side of his mouth as he talked on the other. “Anyways, I told him that maybe if he decided to ask if we could get new beaters bats, then they would stop breaking mid practice or game.”
You shoved another grape in his mouth, accidentally making him flinch, he thanked you again and continued on.
“I mean, we can’t keep on fixing them with spells forever. There’s still chips of wood missing. I’m sure Madam Hooch or Dumbledore wouldn’t mind pitching in for us.” He ended his rant with a sigh. You put your now empty tupperware back in your bag.
The yellow dandelions next to your bag caught your eye, the weed problem had been getting quite bad in the courtyard. You plucked a good amount before sitting back up.
George started up his ranting again.
“I think Oliver just takes everything too seriously. I mean- Quidditch is serious. I take it seriously. But for Merlin’s sake he needs to let loose sometimes. I swear his day is just eat, class, quidditch, sleep, repeat…”
You splayed the dandelions out on your lap, grabbing a few and weaving them together. Creating a chain while you nodded and glanced at George and the top of his head.
His words were going out one ear and the other to be honest, you were too focused on tying the stems together. You could’ve used magic to intertwine the flowers, but that felt like cheating.
“…then there’s constantly the rookies on the Ravenclaw team who don’t want to follow the rules. It’s really the entirety of the Slytherin team. They try to act like they don’t know what they’re doing so they don’t get a foul. You’re telling me that those two new Ravenclaw chasers didn’t know they just did a body blow? That they accidentally slammed into one on our team? At the same time? Prats.” He scoffed, looking down at his hands and looking at a callus on his palm. He was actually done ranting now. He blew all his steam off, yet he was still frustrated.
You took that moment of quiet to carefully place the dandelion crown onto his head. He looked up with creased brows, acting as if he rolled his eyes up far enough he could see what was on his head.
“It's a dandelion crown.” You stated, holding up one of the unused flowers in your hand. His eyes narrowed for a moment, he was confused by your random gesture. When was he not?
“Do I look nice with it on?” He fixed his posture, sitting up from his hunched over position.
“It’s lopsided, but the yellow goes well with your hair. It looks pretty.”
“You look pretty. Thank you.” George tried copying the way you thank him, by kissing his cheek. He punctuated his sentence with a small kiss to the side of your face. You smiled, hoping that looking down at your hands in your lap would hide the blush forming on your face.
#requests#ditzy!reader#george weasley#george weasley fic#george weasley x reader#george weasley imagine
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Thinking about Wade waiting for a package so when there's a knock at the door, he jumps up all excited.
Before he can even open the door, Logan's nose is scrunching, petting their naked rat dog in his lap. Snfsnf..
Scott?
Coming out of the bedroom, he leaves the puppy on the bed.
It's not Scott. It's worse than that.
There, standing in his door frame is Nathan. He's holding a bag and gave Wade a type of flowers He's never seen before. They smell like warm melted sugar and perfume. Big, and almost resembled a tiger lilly except the coloring is off. Red and black instead of orange and a brown shade.
Wade is standing here, looking up at him with a frown, playing with his sleeves, grabbing his own hand, biting his tongue enough to bleed. Logan could smell it.
Wade was staring at him, silent, his eyes glistening like glitter in oil.
He can hear Mary barking in their bedroom. She didn't like men very much. Esspecially when they smelled like Scott.
"...."
"You don't have to say anything right now, Wade.." Nathan starts, lifting up the bag. "Just...came to give your clothes back... they don't smell like you anymore.."
Tears start to form in his eyes, not blinking. Still staring. As if in disbelief of what he just said before Logan came out.
Logan appears by his side, looking up at Cable with a soft, possesive glare, like a dog whos unfriendly to men and might bite.
"What the fuck did you say to him?"
When Wade didn't take the bag of clothes, Nathan's arm dropped, looking away from him.
"Hello, Logan.."
By now, Wade still hasn't said anything, but the tears rushing down his face were enough to trigger Logan's protection mode.
"What. Did. You. Say!?"
"I don't believe I was talking to you.." Cable mutters, this time their eyes connecting in that stare offish sort of way.
"Does it look like I care!?"
Word's ring through Wade's head. Words that might sound innocent but held a whole new meaning behind them. The flowers, the clothes, These meant nothing compared to them.
'My daughter is all grown up.'
Why would anyone walk through a door with even a hello and say these words as if to quickly establish the intention of his visit.
Yeah, Nathan visited like twice a year, ussually once at Christmas with his father and to visit his new little sister Rachel, but once not. Once, alone, and in his new apartment.
Wade had purposly moved to get away from the memories (and mildew) of him. The little life that they built together for a few months.
Got a new mattress even. One softer. Less springy. Used, yes, but so much comfier. You know what they say about those new matresses. Too hard. No one to wear them in. So, at least now, when he slept, he could feel the warm, soft embrace instead of a hold hard metal one.
... This isn't about matresses..
And yet, after everything, he kept coming back like a stray mutt wanting fed. Haunting him of everything he wanted in his youth but couldn't have.
'I'm sorry, Wade.. But I can't abandon my daughter'
'My daughter is all grown up.'
Now, He knew he was delusional. He knew he was dilerious even, but this? Oh, No, honey. There was no way around this. Because THIS 'between the lines' notation was actually a huge bright shining flashing sign.
The olive branch of 'Let's get back together'. Painted in gold and put on a pedestal... just to tease him.
Shaking his head, Wade had blocked out the argument before but came back to "He's his own person. He can talk to who he wants."
"No the fuck he can't! Not if they're just going to hurt him!"
"Im not going to hurt him, Logan."
"What do you call this!?"
Wade's tears hadn't stopped, his eyes red from crying, and all he could do was whimper and stare, his visson blurry.
Even when Cable WAS his, he was barley home, returning at nights and leaving again before dawn. Time cop things I guess. Sometimes he wouldn't return for days.. bringing in perks, setting things right within the balance of time, killing bad dudes, visiting his daughter, etc.
And while Wade didn't blame him for this, he didn't want that anymore. He could barely handle it back then, and now? That Logan had conditioned him with morning lovings, smothering him in the sunnight that came into their room, peppering kisses all over him, whining when Wade left the house and always scooping him up to go to the bedroom when he returned.
How he made him breakfast after holding him for hours and held his head so nicely when he gave him shower head. THE shower head. My bad. To save water, you know? It's expensive in New York, sue me.
The way he cared for puppins and fell asleep during some dumb documentary. How Logan held his hand to go grocery shopping and went as far as telling the X men that they were married, and they could kick rocks if they didn't like it.
It was... nice.. to be wanted. To be loved and to settle down. Not a lot - just about as much as Deadpool COULD settle down. He's been shown the light of routine affection, and he was not about to go back to cold nights alone, wondering when he'd come back.
It's not that he didn't love Nathan. No, the oppisite, actually. But they didn't work. As much as they clicked and how much fun he had with him, He couldn't take another heartbreak.
"T-this isn't fair.." he chokes out.
Mid argument, Logan turns. "What's not fair?"
"Breathe, Wade." Cable says, having put the clothes down, pushing it up against the side of the couch.
Taking a deep breath, it's pushed out of his lungs the moment it comes in. "It's not fair!"
Backing away from the both of them, he's holding the flowers so tight that the stems are breaking. The tears become thicker, heavier, his heart beat pounding in his ears.
"I did what I was supposed to do!! I grew up! I moved on!! I-i settled down, Nathan!! I'm married!!"
Both went quiet, an obvious frown and a concerned look plastered onto their faces.
"Why'd you leave me if you just wanted to come back? I didn't do anything wrong!! I thought you liked me! You said you loved me!!" He was shouting, sobbing, and clearly stressed out.
(And all because he thought the amazon guy was here.)
"Wade, calm down. Breathe."
"Don't you tell him to calm down! He's allowed to be pissed. You up and left him."
"For my daughter! Yes, I did-"
"So shut the fuck up!"
Breathing heavily, Wade began to pace, hugging himself and the flowers, crushing them to death, a metaphor to his desire for the future man.
"I-it's not fair!! You chose what you chose, and now you have the nerve to come back and ask me to throw everything I made for myself away! For you!? But you wouldn't do that for me!"
Now that he thought about it, this was his first time fully processing and letting out his emotions since the breakup. He was angry and grieving.
Nathan nods softly "I know and I wouldn-"
"Am I fucking finished talking!? Huh? No! So shut the fuck up!" He had spent years shoving deep down, trying to burry the anger alive.
Logan has been there. He knew this feeling all too well. But seeing Wade explode like this was kind of terrifying. He always knew Wade had that fire in him, What he didn't expect was for Wade to throw the bouquet at him. Him out of the two.
Swallowing, he scrambles to pick them up, not sure if Wade simply missed or if he wanted to keep them or not. The crushed petals on the floor were the pieces of Wade that Logan couldn't glue together, but that was fine. He loved him none the less.
"And you!"
"Me?"
"I should gut you right now for ever thinking I would leave you! I'm a grown man, I can handle myself! I-i'm allowed to cry! I don't need you to fight my battles for me. Just pick me up when I fall. Got it!?"
Logan nods quickly.
"Good!! Cause I will! And you! You should have thought about this when you abandoned me. I've tried to be your friend, I will still be your friend, but I won't let you come here with your stupidly gorgeous future flowers and think I'll bend over like a fucking bitch for you. You lost that chance!" He says, throwing his hands up and pointing at him angerly.
Nathan was going to mutter how he didn't see him like this, but was too afraid Wade might stab him, so he just nodded subtly.
"Now. Get the fuck out of my house." The growl is through grit teeth.
"But I really think-"
"I don't give a rats ass what you think! This is MY life and I'm tired of people thinking I care what they think. Now, I'll talk to you about this later when I don't feel like gauging out your only good fucking eye. Got it? Good. Nice seeing you. Bye!"
Turning on his heel, Wade goes towards the bedroom, leaving Logan to glare and start to snarl.
"Logan! Come! Nathan, leave my fucking clothes and close the door on your way out! If my dog gets out im gonna be one pissed off cunt!" He screams, now holding puppins who was desperate to lick the tears and snot from his face.
Giving each other a look, Cable picks up the bag and Logan is quick to come when called, giving him a final 'Fuck you' with a claw before he left.
Mr. Space cops eye's roll, shaking his head as he headed out.
Hearing the door clicking, Logan watches as Wade snuggles up in the blankets, hugging himself tight. He was seething.
"....you wanna talk about it...?"
"...." clacking his nails together, Logan put the flowers in a tall cup, filling it half way with water and put it on the dresser before coming to sit on the edge of the bed.
He was right.. the flowers were beautiful. They still were, even now that they were all broken and crumbled... this isn't about flowers.
Wade huffs, making a whining growly sound.
Logan nods, understanding but he's rarely been on this side of the argument. Ussually its him being all growly.
"..Im proud of you, Wade.."
The words are like an instant pull of a trigger, sniffling before breaking down again, starting to sob. This time, less angry and more mournful.
Logan sighs, crawling close to him before pulling him into his arms, rubbing his back.
Puppin's whines, wagging her tail.
"..I-it's not fair...t-the one time I do the mature thing.."
"I know... you love him. It's hard."
"I-i did.." Wade whispers, his chest tight with various emotions.
Logan knew because this was the exact feeling he felt with Scott. He thought they fit, but I guess not cause he went off and married Jean instead, and still sometimes told him things that made his chest tighten with painful grief of what they could have had, and only toyed with him when he felt convenient.
Like father like son.
Even if it felt so right to be wrong, how good it felt to be given the attention, it hurt so bad when it ended.
And that kind of hurt took decades to go away...
Luckily, Wade liked this mattress more and wasn't planning on getting rid of it so long as he may live.
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Since everyone always talk about Virgil's REAL appearance, I'll say the one that seems the most ACCURATE since we'll never know what he really looked like physically. Regardless of the Comedy, he's ALWAYS represented with a face that is neither too masculine nor too delicate, hair not too long, up to the shoulders, with dirty blonde curls. High height, with a body neither too robust nor very thin, just right, since in the past he lived in the fields, so it's likely that he devoted himself to rural activities. I think he would have had a slightly curved posture, I don't mean excessively but we all know why LMFAO. Something that is very talked about is his skin and his hair. He could have had a white, olive or black skin, with automatically darker hair. Regarding his behavior, he was a humble, wise, insecure, anxious and shy man. He didn't care about relationships, since he was always busy with his work. He probably had some crushes in his youth? Most likely he had social anxiety, as he HATED public and crowded situations, completely running away when he was recognized in Rome. Although he glorified Rome, he preferred Naples, in its simplicity and quietness. He was very fussy and anxious, due to his insecurity about his works not being perfect and good enough. Most likely because of the expectations of others? (like Augustus'), EVEN wanting to burn his WORK. The fact that he was very solitary probably did not make him a patient type in social contexts, still, he was very humble and very open-minded for his time. For example, Augustus wanted to give him the goods of an exiled type, he refused.
💓if you have read this far, thank you very much and forgive me if there are grammatical errors💓
The difference in how people draw Vergil depending on whether they know him from the Divine Comedy or from his poetry will never fail to amuse me
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Roy and Jason harmonizing to find each other.
Jason is stuck in a cave after falling through. JL, Teen Titans, and Young Justice are searching for him. Jason begins singing to alert the others and because he knows who will sing with him.
Jason (walking in the cave, singing imagine Jorge singing voice): Unlimited. Together, we're unlimited. Together, we'll be the greatest team there's ever been.
Oliver (scoffing): There's no-
Roy (speaking): Would you shut up! We're close.
Jason (singing, hopeful): Dreams the way we planned them-
Roy (on the other side of the cave, singing, imagine Mico the singing voice for Telemachuls): If we work in tandem.
Roy and Jason (harmonizing hearing the other, they both run to the same spot while the teams follow): There's no fight we cannot win. Just you and I, defying gravity. With you and I defying gravity.
Jason (turning a corner to find Roy and the others): They'll never bring us down. -I found you!
Jason and Roy hug, much to the confusion of the Justice League, Titans and Young Justice.
Hawkgirl (clasping her hands): Aww, well that's nice.
Green Arrow (enraged): Oh this some bullshit! I'm never going to get rid of him!
Batman (defending his son): Keep talking, I'll punch you in the arm.
Oliver walked off, grumbling. Roy and Jason headed off still singing together in a strange, but sweet friend manner.
Wally (emotionally hurt): We don't harmonize like that.
Dick (facepalming): Because you can't sing and we're not that close.
Wally (eager): We can be.
Dick sighed with a tired smile.
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hi! i was wondering if you could do pietro maximoff with fluff prompt 23? if nots that's okay!! 🤍
(also I've never sent a request like this b4 so if it messed up that's why sorry! <33)
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that is totally okay, sorry it took forever! i hope you like this! 💞 prompt: "Hey, look at me, I love you, okay?"
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Pietro is sitting on the floor against your couch, his hands drumming on his knee nervously as he keeps his gaze on yours and leans his chin on his palm, his elbow against one knee.
Your boots leave faint traces of mud on the rug. "It doesn't matter," you snap finally, your voice sharp.
"You don't mean that," he sighs.
You laugh bitterly. "Don't tell me what I mean. You can't just—" you begin, waving your hand in the air, your frustration palpable. "You can't decide how I'm feeling right now, okay?"
Pietro rises to his feet slowly, careful not to spook you. "I'm not deciding anything for you." He exhales and drags a hand through his silver hair. "You're upset because I was talking with Olive, is that right?"
Your eyes snap to his and if a glare could kill, Pietro would be dead.
"Oh! Of fucking course it's about that! You spent the entire night charming her! And I know you know how I feel about her—and how she feels about you!" You pause, biting your lip nervously. "But, it's okay. We can drop it."
Pietro steps closer. "It's not fine," he sighs softly, "I owe you an explanation."
"Why? Because you feel guilty?"
"No," he says firmly, rolling his eyes. "Because I love you."
Your wall crumbles a little and for the first time all evening, you're quiet. Pietro takes another step towards you, his hand reaching up to cup your face. His voice is softer when he says, "Hey. Look at me."
Slowly, your raises your gaze.
"I love you, okay?" he promises, his voice steady and sincere. "Not Olive, not anyone else. You. Olive just kept talking my ear off tonight and I didn't know how to tell her to fuck off."
You blink.
"I'm sorry if it felt like I was ignoring you," he continues. "I wasn't trying to make you feel like you don't matter. You're the only one who does. Really. I'm so sorry."
"You mean that?" you ask finally.
Pietro smiles. "Every damn word."
Your defenses crumble in an instant. "I'm sorry I got so worked up," you mutter, stepping closer to him. "I just couldn't stand the idea of losing you to someone else."
"You're not gonna lose me, Princenza (Princess)," Pietro says, brushing a strand of hair from your face. "You never could."
And he really truly means it.
#pietro maximoff#pietro maximoff blurb#pietro maximoff x reader#pietro maximoff x fem!reader#quicksilver x reader#quicksilver x fem!reader#quicksilver#avengers age of ultron#aaron taylor johnson
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started reading season zero recently, and in one of the panels barry has a broken ankle that healed wrong. wells said very casually that they just need to break it again and let it heal correctly. and barry said “it still hurts, you know.”
and i feel like he didn't say that nearly enough in the show. because some moments were very questionable. take oliver for example, when he wanted to teach barry a lesson by shooting arrows directly into his back.
“hE HeALs fAsT—” SHUT UP. oh my god. what if one of the arrows hit a nerve and he got paralyzed for days? what if it punctured a lung, or both, because it was multiple arrows.
don't get me wrong, i love whump as much as the next guy. but so many times during the show barry was just . . . neglected. and that's putting it lightly.
look at him. look at the silly. my little meow meow. look into his innocent fking eyes and tell me why you thought it was a good idea to hurt him like that.
#if u say its not that deep im releasing ten thousand termites inside your home#im looking at you team flash#bc they like to act like he's not a human being with human emotions#he's still the nerd that loves musicals and anime#him<3#the flash#barry allen#whump#the flash cw
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son of the grim reaper: PROLOGUE
previous / beginning / next
ophelia: i was never very close with my aunt. We had our sweet moments now and then, but most days she kept me at arms length.
She had a weird fascination for the morbid. She organized many funerals, sending of the dead with respect and grace.
I tried to do the same for her. I don't know how she would have her funeral to look like.
as suspected she left all her assets for her son. to be honest i didn't care what she did with them. but lola did, mainly because she wanted to finish her job. she needed the last puzzle piece: nyon's whereabouts, as she had struggled to get in contact with him. sadly, I couldn't help. can't remember the last time i saw him.
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ophelia: *snores*
ophelia: i ended up sleeping the whole day. by the time i woke ripp had left. johnny and i stayed up talking for hours.
our talk led back to aunt olive.
there were many times when i was afraid of her and hoped that she'd disappear like a ghost.
now that she is gone for real, i can only remember those few sweet moments when she'd sometimes drop hints about her and mom's childhood or talk to me about her day. I wish there were more of those moments to cling to... after all she was still my aunt and i miss her.
#sotgr#ts2 to ts4#2t4#ts4 story#ts4 storytelling#strangetown#ophelia nigmos#olive specter#johnny smith#ripp grunt#lola curious#/gif#gif#gif warning#/mentions of death#/grief
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i am making my own ii human names list, but very slowly, because i am pedantic. also, i will not be counting mephone creating them as canon. ive had these ethnicity and family hcs for ages, and i will base my names on them. now, here are the two most important names.
OJ: Olivier-Jean "OJ" Jacques Silveira. my oj interpretation/gijinka is brazilian (paternal side) and ivorian (maternal side). his last name comes from his father and is brazilian portuguese. his first name and middle name were given by his mother, as many people in côte d'ivoire speak french (french colonization —> it's the official language now but there's MANY others accompanying it). a lot of people who speak french like to use "jean" in hyphenated names (trust me ive met a bajillion of them), so i included it. i think his name sounds quite classy.
oj was born and raised in america, speaking english at school and french at home. as well as some portuguese, but he never actually learned it. i think he would become quite pissy when kids at school would pronounce his name incorrectly (Olivier-Jean is... very not intuitive to english speakers. i believe they would say it like Oliver-Jeen) so they ended up using oj as shorthand. and he was fine with that, so it stuck. but at home he's Olivier and Olivier-Jean. he tells new people he meets to call him oj just because it's consistent and because he doesn't like the sound of his real name being mispronounced. coming from someone who constantly gets her real names mispronounced.
Paper: Paige Hsu (foreign name) and 许佩妍 / Xǔ Pèiyán (original name). my paper interpretation/gijinka is han taiwanese, so fully of han chinese descent. more specifically, hoklo (chosen because i hc he can speak mandarin AND hokkien). his family immigrated to taiwan from fujian (province in china with hoklo ancestry) post ww2. Xǔ is a particularly common surname in fujian, so i chose it for him. be gentle with me if i messed up with his given name LOL i know much less about chinese than french (but DO inform me if you know more about it and spot any mistakes!). Pèiyán means, in a way, beautiful garment. to wear something beautiful. to be adorned. etc. it's partially based on trying to make it seem a bit like the name "Paige", partially based on what i think his mother might name him (no real hopes or dreams for him so it's a little shallow), partially based on him as i know him (focused on presenting himself). it's also, as far as i know, a name mostly used for women. note that my interpretation of paper is usually a trans man.
now, Paige is unisex, it sounds like page, and it's a loved one of mine's favourite name for him, so i like it. i also think it makes sense for when he immigrated to canada with his mother as something they chose, and something he can still keep (being conveniently unisex). Hsu is one of the taiwanese romanizations for Xǔ. im not sure if he'd take on oj's last name. perhaps he'd hyphenate them. he's not particularly attached to his family, but Paige Hsu is quite a pretty name.
bonus: nickel is named Nikola Stević. this one was easy because my interpretation of nickel is kosovar serb. last names come from the father but the exact practice of it is a bit outdated so Stević is likely from his grandfather or great-grandfather (unless im misremembering how it works). i don't like the name Nicholas his name is Nikola. Nicholas sounds like a sweet little boy Nikola sounds like a menace. i see Nicholas everywhere start calling your nickel Nikola
#juice.txt#juice ramble#oj ii#paper ii#ii oj#ii paper#payjay#nickel ii#ii nickel#i love various cultures and naming conventions ❤️#to be clear paper immigrated from taiwan (maybe around 10 ish? 12? not sure) to canada#then moved to america for inanimate insanity (expenses covered by mephone because he just Can do that)#i have a lot of characters that are canadian btw its not just paper alone#but oj has only ever lived in america#nickel lived in kosovo as a child and im still figuring out if he had a stop in canada or not#because i wanna determine for how long he's been friends with baseball#trust me im fucking insane about these things i will go all the way#anyway if you see an error with paper's name TELL ME#i tried my best to make sure the name existed and have found people named exactly that (许佩妍)#but one can never be too sure#olivier-jean im not worried about. id totally meet a dude called olivier-jean. mind you i actually speak french though lmao#french speakers looooove hyphenating jean in their names#also oj is a lot more mixed than just ivorian and brazilian but that's the most 'known' ethnicities he has#forgot to mention this in the tags earlier but baseball is born and raised canadian its just such an ingrained hc i forget its not canon LOL#ii is set in america mephone is just crazy and sponsors everyones immigration because he can do a lot of magical insane things
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you're intertwining your soul with somebody else (18+)
summary: you and your boyfriend invite someone new into your bed...
title from: "Somebody Else" by The 1975
word count: 5.2k
content warnings: smut MDNI!!!! oral (r!receiving), cuckholding, protected sex (JOEY DONT PLAY SORRY YALL), squirting,,,,, multiple positions 🕺
side note: literally actually snatched a dialogue line from chats with Olive but it was just too good. update I've taken another. this fic co written by Olive Berzattosgf. 100% caters to me and Olive today sorry guys <//3
this first divider from @/strangergraphics and the cigar and whiskey from @/thecutestgrotto
This is how it starts. With a simple 'thank you.'
"What was that?" Joey asked you when Lip walks away.
"What was what?" You frown at him.
"That," He gestures at where the bartender had been.
"Joey, I don't know what you're talking about." You tell him, glancing at your boyfriend before taking a sip from your drink.
"'Thank you,'" He tries to mimic the way you had thanked Lip for your drink. Tries to mimic the way your voice dips into that sultry tone you usually use against him.
"I did not say it like that.." You grumble, face flushing. Joey scoffs next to you and you don't have to look at him to know he's rolling his eyes. A moment passes before Joey sits up straighter, flagging down someone. You follow his gaze and your breathing catches when you spot Lip down the bar.
"Hey, come'ere," Joey flicks his fingers towards himself when he grabs Lip's attention. He slides down the counter, grabbing a new glass assuming Joe wanted a drink. When he shakes his hand no, Lip puts the glass back with a furrowed brow.
"You wanna fuck 'em?" Joey gestures to you when he says it. Your face flushes at his words, mouth falling open at his vulgarity.
"Quinn," you hiss. You only call him Quinn when you're pissed.
"I'm sorry?" Lip chokes out, tilting his head and furrowing his brow. You're beyond embarrassed by his behavior, sitting up to cut in.
"He's had to much to drink, I'm sorry-" You start.
"I'm asking you, if you want to fuck 'em. Cause they sure wanna fuck you and I'll let ya both," Joey starts again. "Unless you don't wanna fuck 'em, which then there's somethin' wrong with ya.."
"Joseph!" You slap his shoulder, thoroughly embarrassed by your boyfriends behavior.
"You said you wanted to try inviting someone into our bedroom. I choose this guy," Joey tells you, dragging over a dry napkin. "Gotta pen?"
Lip pulls a pen from his pocket and hands it to Joey. You watch as Joey writes out the hotel and room number your both staying in tonight. He pushes the pen and napkin towards Lip across the bar, jabbing it with a finger.
"Come by, or don't." Joey tells him. "'S your choice."
The walk back to your hotel room is silent. Your heart is thumping in your chest as Quinn leads you back to the room, fingers tucked in your belt loops. You think of a hundred different ways to approach the situation. What were you expected to do if Lip the bartender actually showed up later. All possibilities make your stomach squirm anxiously until you're behind the hotel room door.
The one you don't consider is Joey crowding you against the door. His hands are rough as he drags you into a kiss. You're pliant in his hold, bringing your hands to fist at his shirt and tug his hips close. He groans into your mouth, nipping softly at your lower lip.
Joey seems reluctant, when he pulls away. You trail after him until he appeases you, giving you one last firm kiss before backing away. You huff as he turns away, leaving you against the door.
You watch as Joey goes to the table and chair in the corner across the room. Tucking your hands behind you as he takes his gun out of the holster, placing it in the table.
"Really?" You snicker, eyeing it where it sits next to him. "You're gonna start swingin' that around?"
"Don't know what you're talkin' about," Joey says, sitting down in the chair in the corner. You roll your eyes as you walk over to him, framing his legs with yours when you stop in front of him.
"You sure you're okay with this?" You ask him, bringing your hands to rest on his shoulders, smoothing your thumbs over the fabric of his shirt.
"'M sure," He tells you, tracing his fingers along the tops of your thighs. "Need you t'go sit down now, otherwise I'm gonna fuck you before he can get here."
You scoff, stepping away from him, going for the bed and flopping down on it. You rest your hands on your stomach while you trace the patterns on the ceiling.
Your head perks up at the knock on the door, sitting up and looking at Joey.
"Go on. Open the door," Joey flicks his fingers at it, leaning further back into the seat. Your heart feels like it's going to burst out of your chest as you get up and cross the room. When you peak through the peephole, you can't help how you inhale softly. Lip stands in front of the door, hands in his pockets as he waits.
"It's the bartender.. Lip," you turn to look at Joey, making sure he's actually on board with this.
"Open it," Joey nods, legs spread wide where he sits.
You have no choice, at this point. You made this bed. Time for you to lie in it.
You start to open the door slowly but Lip is quick to shove it further. You can't help but make a noise of surprise and it's like he's on you in an instant.
Lip’s hands are warm on your face, tugging you towards him until he's kissing you. And he's kissing you like he needs you to breathe. It catches you off guard and forces a squeal of surprise from your mouth. He takes the doorknob from you and closes the door quietly when Joey clears his throat across the room.
You can feel the reluctance in Lip when he pulls back, breathing heavily through his nose.
"Joseph," he sniffs, looking at him across the room.
"Don't fuckin' call me that." Joey says sharply, sitting up quickly. "You call me Quinn, or you keep your mouth shut."
The way he's being so direct with Lip makes something flutter in your stomach, watching how like fights to roll his eyes. There's something that tells you to kiss Lip, and you do, surprising both of the boys. Lip grunts against your mouth before pulling you close, nipping gently at your lower lip. Joey doesn't interrupt this time, giving Lip time to tug your mouth open a little.
You pull back first, breathing heavily as you blink open heavy eyelids. Lip's face is slightly more flushed than before when you take him in but he's looking behind you.
"This ends when I come, right? Not when they do?" Lip asks over your shoulder, still holding your face close. You can't see Joey's reaction but Lip is speaking again.
"I can make 'em come as many times as I want?"
The question makes your brow furrow and you can hear Joey scoff behind you.
"Yeah, you can- you can fuckin' try." You can practically hear the way he waves his hand like he's dismissing it. It's a moment before you look back at Lip's eyes. He's already looking at you, blue eyes darting around your face like he's assessing you. You tilt your head at him, moving just enough he knows you're confused. Lip gives you a quick smile before he's kissing you again, hands moving to your hips to press you up against the door.
Lip is eager to get your pants off, making quick work of the button and zipper before he's tugging them down your legs. He helps slip them over your feet, throwing them to the side before he gets further settled on his knees. Your brow furrows softly, glancing at Joey across the room. He looks just as confused as he watches Lip pull your hips closer to his face, nosing at your underwear gently. Neither one of you expected to find a giver.
The feeling of Lip's tongue over your clothed clit makes you inhale sharply, eyes rolling as he traces down to prod at your entrance. You can't help but groan softly, stomach turning at the hand Lip places over your mound, brushing his thumb over your clit. He continues to prod at your slit through the fabric, lapping softly at the cotton. The feeling of his teeth against your underwear makes you shudder, rocking up into his mouth.
Lip uses this as an excuse to tug down your underwear, slipping it off one of your legs and pulling your leg over his shoulder. He's warm as he prods his tongue at your entrance. You moan softly, quickly cut off with a gasp as he slips the tips of his fingers past his tongue. Lip pushes up until the knuckles, curling his fingers against your walls in a way that makes you sigh.
Lip hikes your leg further over his shoulder, jostling you farther up the door as he holds onto your thigh tightly. The movement has you scrambling to find something to keep yourself steady, fingers digging for purchase against the door.
Your eyes catch Joey's, face flushing as he watches you. His eyes don't stray from your face, taking in every reaction you give. Your jaw drops and head falls back when Lip somehow licks deeper into you. His nose is pressed up against your clit, driving you insane as he thrusts his fingers in deep with his tongue.
Your hand finds purchase against his scalp, trying to push him closer. "Oh my fucking God.."
You can feel how Lip is kissing and licking at your core, like he's making out with your cunt. Joey was good with his mouth but this is something else.
Your leg around his shoulder pulls Lip closer. You should probably be more courteous to the way you're pushing Lip impossibly closer, but you can't find it in yourself to care. He doesn't seen to care either. Lip grunts softly as you push against the back of his head, licking around where his fingers stretch.
"Fuck- fuck-" You choke out, squeezing your eyes shut as your hips jerk, grinding into Lip's face as you feel your release wash over you. Your head feels fuzzy from it and the way Lip is licking around his fingers, curling them against your walls as you rock against his hand. You can't help but whine when he slips his fingers out, groaning as he licks up from your slit to your clit.
Lip parts from your cunt with a kiss to your clit. He trails kisses up your stomach, shoving your shirt up to find more skin. He nips softly at the skin until he can bite at your jaw. Lip trails kisses along your jaw until he captures your mouth, prying it open with his thumb to slip his tongue in.
The taste of your arousal makes you groan, tugging his hips closer to you.
"Y'gonna let me fuck you in front'a him?" Lip asks against your cheek, pressing his thigh up against your exposed cunt. The denim of his jeans is a stark difference from his mouth and fingers. You nod quickly but it's not good enough for him.
Lip pulls away to look at you, pupils blown wide. "Hmm? You gonna let me fuck you in front'a him?"
You nod again, eager to please. "Yes... Please.."
Lip gives you a small smile before he takes a few steps back, dragging you with him by your hips. He's quick to turn both of you so you're now the one walking backwards. He leads you until the backs of your legs hit the bed, pulling you into him. He brings a hand to your face to kiss you, guiding your mouth open with his thumb on your chin.
The kiss is messy and slow. Like he's trying to show off..
Not caring for it, you pull away from him and lay back against the bed. Lip tsks softly before grabbing at your hips to move you closer to the edge of the mattress.
"No, fuck you, I want to see as little of you as possible," Joey says when Lip tries to pull you further down the bed. Lip scoffs from where he stands in front of you, grip tightening on your hips at Joey's words. You sigh softly, leaning your head back into the mattress to look at Joey across the room.
You watch him for a few seconds before you look back at Lip, "Get undressed, I'll deal with him.."
You don't give Lip much choice, so he's backing up and working off his shirt before undoing his belt. You turn back to Joey, grinning at him from where you lay on your back.
"Joey," You sigh, reaching your hands out to grab for him. Joey's up in a moment, crossing the room to you and sliding his hands into yours.
"How do you want me?" You ask him with a grin. Joey huffs, trying not to roll his eyes at your request. You hum softly until he finally gets the hint, sliding his hands up your arms and lifting you up.
"Want you facin' me.." He says quietly, turning you to face the chair in the corner. You hum quietly, settling down where he's placed you.
"Y'sure?" You ask him innocently enough. "Y'don't wanna watch him... Y'know.. Put it in?"
Joey groans quietly at your words, grip on your upper arms tightening a little. You give him a small grin, watching as Joey composes himself after your words.
"Can't be sayin' shit like that.." He grumbles, setting your hands in your lap before bringing his hands to your face.
"You still okay with this?" Joey asks you softly, studying your face for any signs you want to back out. You smile softly and nod quickly, placing a quick kiss to the inside of his wrist to cement it. Joey hums softly before leaning down to give you kiss. He's slow to depart, tugging your lower lip into his mouth.
"Taste good.." Joey mutters after you pull away, running a thumb over your cheek. You chuckle softly, giving him another quick kiss that has him trailing after your lips.
"Gotta wait your turn.." You tell him, giving him one more kiss before you settle more comfortably on the mattress. Joey grumbles before he retreats back to his chair. He isn't too much of a fan of you turning your back to him. Less of a fan of how Lip kneels on the mattress and ducks down to kiss you deeply. You tease softly at his waistband, tugging at it and tracing your fingers over his v-line.
"Mmm, gonna fill you up nice, huh?" Lip asks you, nipping at your jaw before pulling away. You look back at Joey, grinning at him while Lip shucks off his boxers.
"The fuck you are," Joey grumbles from his seat. He lifts his hips and pulls out his wallet, thumbing out the condom he keeps stored in there. It hits Lip in the chest when he tosses it at him, landing softly on the bed between you and Lip. You don't miss the tent forming in his pants, or the way Lip eyes his jeans when you turn back to him.
"Joey can be very territorial.." You mutter to Lip when he snatches up the condom from the bed. Lip mutters something under his breath as he tears the packaging, tossing the wrapper to the side in favor of rolling the rubber down his length.
"Turn around for me," Lip asks you, handling your hips when you turn over. He's gentle but firm as he manipulates your body, facing you towards Joey.
The feeling of his tip poking at your entrance makes you inhale sharply. You have to bite down on your lip as he pushes forward, stretching you in a way that makes your eyes roll. You have to duck your head down, stifling a whine as Lip sinks into the hilt. You absentmindedly rock back into him, rolling your hips into his as you adapt to the stretch.
Lip sets a mild pace before he slows to a stop making you whine. You can hear him scoff behind you before his hands are on your ass, pushing your hips forward to see where he sinks into you before pulling them back against his own hips.
"You can fuck yourself on my cock, can't ya?" He asks, and you can hear the condescension in his voice. You whimper, looking up at Joey for some sort of support but his face gives nothing away. It makes you whine again before rocking your hips forward and rolling backwards. A groan falls from your lips as you feel the head of his cock brush that spongy spot along your walls, rolling your hips slower to hit it again.
You rest your forehead against your arms, continuing to roll your hips the same way until you can't think outside of the small circles of your hips.
"Fuck- shit-" You choke, hips stilling back against Lip's. When you stop, Lip starts again, slowly fucking you through your orgasm.
You have to bury your face in the sheets as Lip fucks into you. The feeling makes you squeal softly, rocking your hips back into his movements. None of your words come together coherently as he thrusts into you, focusing on how he stretches you open.
Lip brings one of his hands to your face, leaning his weight on his other one. The hand on your face squishes your cheeks together, lips puckering as he lifts you up. Lip huffs when he sees your face, gaze flicking quickly to Joey, "They get this brainless when you fuck 'em?"
And you want to feel bad. You want to find it in yourself to feel bad.
But Joey knows as well as you do that it takes Joey longer to get you like this. You're almost two orgasms deep and Lip has your head cleared. You can't form a single thought outside of how good he's fucking you. Walls clenching around his length as him rocks his hips into you.
Lip sets you back down when all Joey does is clench his jaw. There's a hand in the middle of your shoulders that slowly slips to the back of your neck. You whine softly as Lip uses his hand placement to get a better angle. He uses his free hand to guide your hips back into him, rough handling you in a way that makes you moan quietly.
"Careful, asshole," Joey mutters.
"Fuck you," Lip says softly.
Lip is good at keeping you on edge. Giving you just enough pleasure to tease you with an orgasm before pulling out or stopping. He does this so many times you can't count them anymore. At a certain point Lip gives you a shallow thrust punctuated with a grind up against your walls that makes you choke and bury your face in the the mattress.
"Joey.." You whine, half-muffled by the comforter. Your heart feels like it's going to beat out of your chest, you know Joey's not the one fucking you. You fist the sheets in your hands, rolling your hips back. "Joey, Joey.."
Lip scoffs behind you, rolling his hips into you. He slips his arm around your middle, bringing his had to your shoulder and lifting you up. Lip brings you to lean back against his chest, letting him manipulate you as he pleased.
"Not Joey, baby.. Give it another go.." He mutters roughly, punctuating his request with a sharp thrust. You give him a muddled whine, leaning your head back against his shoulder. Lip rolls his eyes, bringing his hand from your shoulder to your face. He turns your head to look at him, tapping your cheek until you open your eyes.
"Tell him who's making you feel this good, baby.. Cause it's not him," Lip glances at Joey across the room as he says it.
"Fuck you," Joey bites out and Lip snickers.
"Come on, baby. You gonna tell him?" He asks.
"You.. You are.." You whine out, heart dropping when Lip rolls his eyes.
"Don't need t'tell me," Lip scoffs before turning your face towards Joey. "Tell him."
You're all but blinking back tears, watching as Joey clenches his jaw as he watches you. You can't help as your lower lip juts out, "Feels so good, Joey.."
"I know, sweetheart," Joey's eyes soften. It's not his fault he happened to pick the bartender that knew how to fuck. "You're doin' so good, though.."
Joey's gaze flickers to Lip briefly when he rolls his eyes. He holds your jaw tightly, bringing his face close to yours.
"Now tell him who's fuckin' you this good.." He grunts, rocking his hips into you.
You whine softly, trying to roll your own hips in time with his. Lip's palm cradles your neck gently and it's driving you insane, on top of everything else he's doing. You groan softly as he thrusts up into you, bringing one of your hands to grab onto his thigh.
"Joey.." You gasp softly, rolling your hips in a way that you hope will entice Lip back into fucking you. You feel like a child, whining because they're not getting what they want.
Lip stays still while you squirm in his hold, wiggling your hips a little. You can't bite back the groan you let out, opening your eyes to find Joey. The moment you spot him, you're pouting.
"Joey, he won't move," you whine. You roll your hips as if to prove your point to him.
Joey huffs softly, biting back a smile. "Tell 'im that, baby. 'M not the one fuckin' ya, y'gotta use your words."
You can hear Lip 'tsk' behind you, can practically see how he rolls his eyes and you're whining again. "Please move, Lip, please, please, please.."
You're wiggling your hips forward again, trying to persuade him further. He huffs through his nose at your movements, in seemingly no rush to listen to your pleading.
That's when the pouting gets really bad. You sigh pathetically, feeling tears start to well. Lip watches how you roll your hips forward, trying to coax some sort of stimulation out of him.
"Joeeyyy-" You choke out, blinking back tears as you look at him. "Y'gonna let 'im tease me like this?"
Quinn has to keep himself from jumping out of the chair, covering his mouth with his hand. Your sniffling is one of the only sounds in the room as Joey holds on tight to the armrest.
"Move, or I'm gonna fuck 'em," Joey says, making eye contact with Lip. He can see that glint in his eyes, like he wants to challenge if Quinn will actually do it. But there's something else eating away at the inside of Lip, something that wants to challenge Joey deeper.
You can't help but cry out when Lip lifts you off his dick, laying you back on the mattress. You whine loudly, prepared to cry to Joey before Lip is pushing the tip back into you. Lip pressing up against that spongy spot is enough to satiate you while he reaches behind himself for a pillow. You watch passively as he brings it round and lifts your lower back off the bed and slipping the pillow under you. The new angle makes you groan softly, rocking your hips up to change the stimulation.
Lip perks up at the noise that leaves your mouth at a particular thrust. His lips quirk up as he repeats the motion, setting a steady roll of his hips. You choke on the whine that escapes you, leg jerking up gently.
"Yeah? Right there?" Lip's voice is taunting as he continues his shallow thrusts. All you can do is nod, whining loudly as he grinds his tip up against your walls.
You're reaching for Joey before you can think, left hand slipping off of Lip's arm and over your head. And Joey's up in a second. Joey is out of the chair almost the moment you started to reach for him. He slips his hand into yours and up your arm, gripping your elbow gently. His other hand comes to your face, tracing over your features softly.
Lip's hands tuck under your knees, pushing your legs to your chest as he thrusts into you at a steady pace.
You keen and squeal loudly when the band in your stomach breaks, hips jerking upwards. A groan tears from your throat as you lurch forward, pressing your forehead against Joey's while your eyes flutter shut.
"Shit.." Joey whispers while you whine, walls clenching around Lip's dick when he pushes back into you. You can hear Lip huff softly from above you, but you miss the glance he gives Joey.
"Didn't tell me they were easy t'squirt.." Lip grunts, punctuating that with a firm roll of his hips.
"I didn't know they could..." Joey's voice sounds amazed next to you. The meaning of Lip's words settles on you when you lay back down. You can't help but inhale sharply, opening your eyes to find Joey. He must see it on your face because he's smothering your face with kisses.
"No, 's okay, baby. Jesus fucking Christ, sweetheart, so fuckin' good.." He mutters into your skin. You exhale heavily, leaning into his affections and melting further into the mattress while Lip rocks into you slowly. Joey places one last kiss to your cheek before pulling away to take you in. Your eyelids feel heavy as Lip buries his face in your neck. You hum shortly as the rocking of his hips picks up it's pace while he kisses up your neck and nips at your jaw.
Lip’s mouth is right next to your ear as he holds you close, rocking his hips up into you rhythmically. His voice is low when he speaks up, making you glance at Joey quickly.
"You been keepin' that a secret from him? Hm? Do that jus' f'me?" Lip mutters quietly before placing a quick kiss to your neck, his words making your head fuzzy. After that, Lip picks up his pace. Thrusting up into you with deeper strokes and more erratic timing. He nudges nicely deep inside you and you know when Lip comes by the way his hips stutter before giving one last rough thrust. The feeling of his release trapped in the condom adds an extra warmth that makes your jaw drop, turning to look at Joey while you come back together. Joey places soft kisses over your face as you breathe slowly, trying to string your thoughts together outside of just /Joey/. Lip places soft bites to your chest and shoulder, rolling his hips a few times before rocking to a standstill. He sighs heavily before he pulls away from and out of you. You whine at the loss, shaking your head slightly. Lip huffs softly at you as he tugs off the condom, tying it off and grabbing his boxers off the bed.
Joey gets up once Lip has his boxers on, getting up and collecting his own things while Joey unbuttons his shirt. The two of them side eye one another while you push yourself over, catching your breath as you stare at the ceiling.
Once Lip is dressed, he crosses to the side of the bed. He brings a hand to your cheek and places a soft kiss to your forehead.
"See ya later, sweetheart," Lip mutters. You hum quietly, raising your hand goodbye as he leaves. The door opens and shuts, leaving you and Joey alone again.
Joey's in just his white tank top when he sits on the bed next to you. His hand is gentle as he brings it to your face, caressing you jaw gently.
"You doin' okay in there?" He asks you softly, eyes darting around your face. It takes you a moment before you nod, turning to press a soft kiss to his palm.
"Very okay," You whisper, watching his face. Joey nods, biting softly at the inside of his cheek. You bring the hand closest to him and set it on his thigh, tapping it gently.
"Thank you... I know you didn't like the idea," You tell him, watching as he thinks. Joey shrugs and leans down to give you a soft kiss.
"Just don't get any ideas about leavin' me.." He mutters. You huff at him, giving him a much firmer kiss than he did.
"Wouldn't dream of it.." You tell him after he pulls away. He hums, turning your head so he can place soft kisses to your jaw. You can't help but whine when he bites softly at your neck, feeling the familiar warmth stir in your stomach.
"Joey," you sigh, catching a glance at the very obvious tent pressing out of his unzipped jeans.
"Just need ya t'give me one more.." Joey tells you softly, brushing his thumb over your cheek. "You can do that for me, right?"
You're nodding before he even finishes his sentence, opening your legs wider for him to climb between.
"Y'did so good," he sighs as he settles between your legs, pressing a soft kiss to the corner of your mouth. "Let me take care of you now.."
"Hey," Joey flags down the bartender that looks most like him. He skims the name on his tag quickly and huffs at it. "'Lip.'"
"You got'a problem with that?" He raises his brow like it's a challenge.
"No," Joey huffs again, straightening up as he prepares himself. "Got a favor to ask ya."
"What is it?" Lip side eyes him, taking a rag from the counter and wiping down a glass. Joey sighs heavily, leaning against the counter and looks down at his hands.
"So... So my partners got this fire under their ass about maybe bringing someone into the bedroom," Joey starts. Lip furrows his brow, looking up from his glass. "I don't think it's a good idea. And I want to prove 'em right."
Lip huffs quietly and Joey wants to throw a fucking peanut at him. He doesn't. But he wants to.
"So," Joey starts again. "The favor is, you flirt with 'em. I make a fuss and we invite you in. You prove I'm right."
"You want me to fuck your partner?" Lip furrows his brow, looking at Joey like hes got two heads. Joey clenches his jaw, swallows his pride, and nods. He watches Lip as he processes this information, nodding absentmindedly.
"This like uh.. Like a trick question? You gonna come back and kick my ass if I flirt with 'em?" He questions. What a bizarre fucking request. He doesn't get paid enough for this.
"Why would I kick your ass? Literally asking you right now, I didn't say anything about kicking your ass." Now Joey's confused.
"You're asking me to fuck your significant other, sorry if I'm a little skeptical." Lip jabs, resting his palms against the counter.
"Both clean so that's not an issue. Unless you.. You clean?" Joey leans forward like it's a secret.
"I'm clean, asshole," Lip huffs. Joey rolls his eyes, how is he supposed to know if some stranger he just met was clean.
"Let me think about it." Lip says, setting down his rag. "Let y'know when you come back in."
Joey wants to groan, throw a fit, roll his eyes. But hes just asked a stranger to fuck is significant other with no prior background so he can't blame him. So, he instead pushes away from the bar, rapping his knuckles against the surface.
"Yeah, you let me know.."
#saltnsugarbear#too much salt (18+)#lip gallagher x reader#lip gallagher fanfic#lip gallagher imagine#lip gallagher fanfiction#lip gallagher smut#shameless imagines#shameless fanfiction#joey quinn x reader#joey quinn fanfiction#joey quinn imagine#joey quinn smut#detective joesph quinn#dexter fanfiction#dexter smut#joseph quinn x reader#joseph quinn smut#joseph quinn fanfiction#joseph quinn imagine
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Tragic Ships Tournament Round 1
Propaganda under the cut!
Asheiji:
"These two absolutely DESTROYED the internet in 2018-2021. Their tragedy started the infamous Mr. Loverman trend that still persists to this day. Thousands of people went to Ricky Montgomery shows just to shout "NICE TO MEET YOU" at the same time as the original edit. People left flowers in and outside of the New York Public Library for YEARS. They completely changed the meaning of red hi-top converse and olive green winter jackets, not to mention the word "sayonara". Not a single person I know that has touched this show has EVER gotten over Ash and Eiji, me included. Maybe they're not the blueprint, but they're pretty damn close."
Oakworthy:
"I don't think I can explain them very well. Hermie's whole character is lying about who he is. Mostly through Batman villains. After half his face is burned off in a molten cheese incident, he picks up two-face's coin flip gimmick to decide if he's going to tell the truth or lie. Normal is a perky pepper chipper cheery mascot kid who's REALLY struggling to stay positive through all this shit. Normal has been crushing on Hermie this whole time, even though he stole the school mascot uniform once and also is a complete bitch. Normal really likes him!! Unfortunately there's this really big fight and Normal is in death saves and Hermie isn't because he's an NPC and Hermie's last words are "I like you too" which may or may not be true and then he fucking dies. but Normal is unconscious so he can't hear this… and that's the end of the episode. Next episode starts with the gang stabilising Normal who wakes up, sees his crush is dead, and desperately tries to bring him back, but it's too late. Normal buries Hermie in his own family's elven village. because Hermie's parents are the embodiment of scams and the king of hell."
#dungeons and daddies#oakworthy#normal oak#hermie unworthy#banana fish#tw gang violence#tw csa#asheiji#eiji okumura#ash lynx#shipping#ships#fandom#tragic ships tournament#polls
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his hands touching her sent a shock of electricity into her body, even just from him squeezing her knee. "they are very special little boys. i might feel like i don't know what it's like to be loved but i know that every morning when i wake them up, the look on their faces tells me that they love me. & honestly, that is the only love i ever need to know." she knew that having the boys in her life, that they came as a packaged deal & that anyone who wished to be a part of her life had to accept them as well. Oliver truly seemed like he didn't mind that at all.
letting out a little scoff she shook her head. "i wish it was only on the weekends. Joshua & i split the months. two weeks each & if there is a fifth week, he gets them. just for that extra father-son time. i don't mind it persay but it is tough. he's a great father, though, & they love being with him. just as much as they love being with me. i couldn't justify taking that away from them." that was one of Karlie's big things, she did love hard. but none harder than she loved her children. "i'm sure that it goes without saying that i would jump in front of a bullet for both of those boys. they are my world."
the feeling of his lips against hers sent a warmth all over her body. when he pulled back she had to take a breath in & steady her thoughts. "you said you moved here when you were twenty-four? that's crazy... any particular reason for moving? or were you just feeling a wanderlust that you had to satisfy?" she spoke almost breathlessly, trying desperately push the thought of his lips on hers out of her mind, even if only for the moment so that they could have an adult conversation.
Oliver laid down his head close to her lap and watched Karlie as she spoke about her boys. He laughed slightly at the little funny things the boys did. "They sound wonderful, like their mother. And please I could listen to you speak about them all night, the way your face lights up when you talk about them is beautiful." He moved his hand to her knee and squeezed it gently.
And he wasn't lying, seeing how happy just talking about her boys made her was all Oliver needed to see. She lit up and he loved that.
"You know... no matter how long them going away on the weekends go on for, you will always miss them like crazy. I'm 33 and my mum still misses me like crazy and I left London at 24. It never goes away, that sad feeling, though my mother has said that it gets easier."
Oliver sat up and took her hands in his and smiled at him. "Those boys are so lucky to have you as their mum. The amount of love you have for them is beautiful and if anyone is lucky enough to get half of that love from you is damn lucky. I'm sorry that people in the past made it so you don't know how to be loved, but I can tell you that you know how to love."
He felt warmth move through his body as he placed his hand behind Karlie's neck and pulled her in gently. He kissed her deeply, his lips moving against her warm soft lips in a beautiful dance. He breath her scent in as he felt his heart beat quicken as he moved them down on the bed where they continued the beautiful rhythm for a while longer before he put space behind them. His lips were hot as he stared into her eyes and softly nuzzled her nose with his. "Your turn to ask a question." He said softly.
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Buck + journey to bisexuality in seasons 6 and 7
#911 spoilers#911#911 abc#911 fox#oliver stark#911edit#byaurore#usersaoirse#userrlaura#tuserlou#tusersonny#tuserrobin#mialook#tvedit#i genuinely don't know who wanna be tagged in 911#anyway <3#uservictoria
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Tommy, what a bitch 💖 - Lou Ferrigno Jr.
#tommy kinard#911#911edit#bucktommy#911 abc#lou ferrigno jr#oliver stark#aisha hinds#hen wilson#evan buckley#i love him so much oh my god#especially when he's being a little shit (affectionate)#i know there's more scenes like this in s2#but that's tommy being a little shit (derogatory)#don't know her#my stuff
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