#and hooooooooooooooooooo boy

[swan2swan]

KENOBI WAS JUST SUCH A TERRIBLE SHOW

[impishtubist]

I have successfully avoided shopping for new summer clothing for years, but what was supposed to be a few days’ trip to my parents’ turned into a multi-week trip, and it’s now summer weather here when I only packed winter clothes, and I had to go shopping for shorts and tank tops today, and hooooooooooooooooooo boy the hatred is off the charts tonight lads! My body is vile and there’s a reason I never go shopping for it or ever look in a mirror but my hand was forced today! I hate it! I hate this! I hate summer and how it’s necessary to show skin in order to stay somewhat comfortable!

[abbybubbls]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boy.

All I can really say is, if Neil leaving production comes with the cost of having a TV movie, then I'll take it. It's not at all what we were promised, but it's better than cancelling it outright. I never really thought there would be enough material to cover six episodes, and while I desperately want this show to conclude by any means necessary, that doesn't mean I can't be upset about what we could have had. I've been looking for silver linings this whole day, and I came up with a few!

No matter how we feel about this compromise, I'm glad we all share the biggest relief that Neil won't be involved anymore.

Rob Wilkins and Rhianna Pratchett fought tooth and nail for this season to exist, it had HUGE chances to be cancelled completely. If it weren't for them, we would have been worse off with the most depressing cliffhanger ending of all time.

A lot can happen in a 90-minute runtime! As worried as I am with the pacing, as far as I know, we have three main plot threads that can be handled as successfully as possible; The Second Coming, Heaven and Hell vs Humanity, and Crowley and Aziraphale mending their relationship. Plenty of 90-minute movies have had more plot threads than this, and even though I can't name them off the top of my head, I'm sure they've been done successfully before!

Michael and David will bring their A game into this movie and it's gonna be amazing

SOUTH DOWNS COTTAGE

THIS IS ALL FOR TERRY

I'm sure I have more to come up with later, but these points have been on my mind for most of the day. Everybody is allowed to feel how they're feeling about this big change, but I figured I would at least try to put some positive thoughts in folks' minds.

Holy moly it's been a big day.

Hoooooo boy.

I know I don't necessarily HAVE to make a big post about it here since I haven't been super active in the Good Omens fandom lately, but I guess because of the news of production pausing (NOT cancelled!) for Good Omens 3, and because this is my blog and I can post whatever the hell I want, I might as well share my thoughts from my twitter thread to here with this doodle to accommodate and hopefully ease some folks' minds.

To get the obvious worry out of the way: This is such bullshit if Good Omens 3 actually gets cancelled because of the allegations against one person. Pausing production to figure stuff out is one thing (and is actually very good!), but letting so many people lose their jobs because of one person's shitty actions is not it, man.

I honestly don't really believe they will just flat out cancel production, Good Omens is one of Amazon's biggest shows right now after all. Realistically speaking, there might as well just have to be a whole delay until a few weeks or months later in the next year for production to get back up and running.

Pausing production to find a new showrunner is certainly something they can do, and I'm all for it, but I also feel like whether or not they're gonna keep Neil in because he wrote it, I'm not gonna watch the third season for him. It's gonna be for Terry Pratchett and for the rest of the crew only.

Neil taking part in Good Omens 3 in whatever capacity isn't gonna change anything he's done, unfortunately. I think we need to acknowledge that no matter what happens, he's participated in making Good Omens 3 already, by writing the script. I don't want his actions to condemn the series or stop production completely when there's groups upon groups of wonderfully talented people, behind and in front of the camera, who have worked on Good Omens with or without him that we should continue to support the show for.

Pirate it or not, I don't think it will really matter. Just get a new showrunner/executive producer, and at the VERY least, Neil will be credited as the writer. It sucks, but that's gonna have to be okay. The production team is figuring it all out, and that means something good!

Fuck Neil Gaiman!

[thequietmanno1]

Thelreads, MHA 269, Replies

1) “Nope, no flashback to Aizawa, Mic and Cloudy, we`re still at the lap of Napiness, right as Shigaraki`s about to wet his bed- well, wet his floor with his bed that is.”- What’d you expect when his alarm clock was the equivalent of an air-raid siren? 2) “Now please let`s go to the next page because she`s scaring me”- Sorry to say, the nightmare fuel doesn’t exactly run dry by this point. Shit’s gonna get dark here, mark my words. 3) “Oh, right, he needs an activation command. Well, I think the Doc can still hit a few buttons and unleash him, so y`all better move yo asses there ASAP, because the alarm is about to be turned off.”- Mirko moves super-fast, but sound is even faster, Doc never had a hope of pressing that button once Mic had a clear line of fire. 4) “Oh, sorry dude, you think you can actually stop Mic? Well, prepare for the biggest “fuck off” you ever heard on your entire life. “- He reserved that for Tomura – and more importantly, the Doc. Gotta a nice big earful of that slammed into his head before Mic’s fist did. 5) “OH SHIT I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS REALLY GOING TO BREAK ANY SECOND, HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL HOLDING UP?”- The Doc wanted Tomura as protected as he could possibly before from outside interference – and also, given the tank seems to be similar to the one the High-end were incubated in, they’d need to be strong enough to contain them if they tried using their enhanced strength to break out. Granted, it’s unclear if this would stop Tomura if he wanted to break out, but luckily, he’s still not conscious… 6) “I CAN HEAR THE DUCKTALES MOON THEME PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND”- Well, he sure couldn’t, after getting his eardrums blown out by that sonic boom. 7) “OH THAT`S GONNA BE A GOOD PUNCH, ISN`T IT?

THERE`S NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE PAST MIC, BREAK EVERY TEETH THAT MAN HAS, SHOW HIM THE POWER OF THE BANANA HAIR, GO YOU LITTLE FUNKY LOUD MOONMAN “-The first of many, many karmic blows against this man to come. Karma has arrived, and it’s gonna be a messy one, given what he’s done to the humans he’s been experimenting on. 8) “YEAH MIC, FUCK HIM UP!

PAYBACK FOR MAKING YOUR HUSBANDO SAD! THAT`S THE SHIT! LET YOUR HANDS DO THE TALKING, AND BOY ARE THEY GONNA BE LOUD WITH THIS GUY”-Best part is how Garaki’s eardrums being blown means he can’t tell what Mic is saying to offer some excuse why he shouldn’t get punched in the face, so he can’t weasel out of Karmic retribution anymore. 9) “yeah yeah, cry me a river- you`re definitely gonna be crying once Mic is done turning your face into a pancake.”-This was actually genuinely disturbing for me the first time reading it. Those tears aren’t because his dreams and ambitions have been shattered, it’s because AFO’s ambitions through Tomura have been stopped. He might be a mad scientist, but at his core Garaki is a true-blue Kool-aid drinking believer in AFO’s plans and ambitions, and will sacrifice anything for them. Knowing that he holds such a detestable man on such a pedestal honestly made me hate Garaki even more. 10) “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND THAT ONE IS DOWN

HOLY SHIT THEY OBLITERATED HER, SHE DIDN`T EVEN GOT A FIGHTING CHANCE”- The High-Ends are a unique case, because they’re both crafty and powerful enough that lethal force is the best preventive measure. Them being psychotic villains pre-operations mitigates the morality of killing them somewhat. 11) “OH FUCK THERE IS GONNA BE A TWIST

I DON`T LIKE THIS. I DONT LIKE THIS AT ALL”- Despite it all, he’s still smiling…. @thelreads

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

X- soulmate au where every person is born with two names written on their body, one is their soulmate and the other their worst enemy(they don't know which is which), but unlike everyone else, you only have ONE name written on you: ASH! Also reader is a demon if that's ok?! Thank you so much if you decide to write this!

SOULMATE AU ALPHABET

x…FREE SPACE, the person who sent the prompt has the choice to make up an au or choose one from the list!

oh HECK YEAH that is totally okay!! this is the kind of stuff I love! uaaaahhh~

ASH Landers.

For as long as you can remember, you’ve been an oddity. Even for a demon like yourself, the rules of soulmates still apply ― two names on your skin, almost always within centimeters of each other, one representing your fated love and the other your greatest foe.

You’ve looked yourself over so many times, and no matter how thoroughly you search, you’ve only ever found that one name.

It’s unsettling to say the least. You don’t know what to think. In all your years of life and experiences, you’ve heard of people having more than two names written, but never fewer. Never just one. There are no legends about such a thing, and the other demons you know who are experts on soul magic have no idea what to tell you. They’ve never heard of it either.

They’ve only got the guess, which you can’t poke any holes in, that your soulmate and your enemy are the same person.

What a tragedy. Is it your punishment for being such an unholy creature?

To live out your days with someone whom you’re destined to both love and despise…

You almost think you’d rather be alone.

Although you try to keep your head down, you do have to eat. When your latest contract is fulfilled and you’re nearly done with your dinner atop the roof of a building, you suddenly find yourself under attack amid a flurry of feathers and lavender-white light. An angel.

You have no weapon to speak of, forcing you to use your talons in clashing against his sword. Blow after blow comes at you, and at the very least he seems to have more stamina than you, because each hit you block feels as if it drains your energy a little more.

Finally, after misjudging the angle of a swing and letting your grasp slip, his sword slices through your palms; the pain as if you’ve simply grabbed the blade and had holy water washed into the resulting wounds. The sudden shocks of pain that radiates through your body bring you to your knees, presumably right where the angel wants you. There’s no way he’s not going to finish you off.

With the tip of his blade pointed between your eyes, you lift your head ever so slightly to meet his. “Have some honor,” you breathe. “At least give me the name… of the man about to strike me down with God’s fury.”

“Begging the only one of us with even a sense of honor to show it, are you?” Even the way he sneers down at you is… beautiful, in a way. You’re not sure how angels do it; how they’re so perfect and lovely all the time, even displaying such an ugly expression.

His sword shifts, its blunt edge under your chin, tilting and forcing you to look at him. Despite that you were the one who looked up to begin with, he apparently feels the need to break your neck keeping your eyes on him. “Pitiful creature of darkness. No one else will grant you mercy.”

And his sneer twists, allowing the most condescending smile you’ve ever seen to settle on his features. Porcelain skin, curtained by pure-white locks, and those eyes. You think if you weren’t about to die, you could drown in them. “Impure one, my name is Ash Landers.”

As soon as your mind processes what he’s said, it feels as if your whole being has been plunged into a deep, frozen pool.

It’s him.

Now it all makes sense.

Everything clicks into place, from the single name on your skin to the pull you feel toward this man to his humoring your ‘last request’.

Your soulmate is an angel… and he’s also your greatest enemy, because he’s an angel.

How do you even reconcile this information? Should you tell him?

… If you do tell him, you wonder, would he still kill you?

Your hammering heart tells you that you had better decide quickly what to do, because Ash’s sword slides away from your face. Now he has it raised over his head, poised to sever yours from your body.

“WAIT!” you yell, holding your hands up to stop him. “Wait, wait, wait―”

You thank every star you can think of that he pauses, peering down at you with curiosity.

Another thanks when he stops long enough for you to push up your sleeve… displaying his name on your wrist. At first he seems to think it’s some kind of trick, if the angry way his face distorts is any indication.

The two of you are suspended here, above the city, away from the noise, where it’s just you and him. It’s like the whole of the universe except for both of you is frozen in crystal.

“My name is (Name) (Surname).” Your voice comes out soft. “And if that really is your name… Ash Landers… then you are mine.”

Silence presses in on you. It’s heavy and oppressive, smothering you as if you’re drawing it into your lungs to be a poison which chokes you.

Every thought you have is a plea for him to say something, anything. You can’t take the quiet. You can’t take his lack of response.

At last, with his eyes wide, he stumbles. He brings his arms down, and his fingers uncoil from the sword’s hilt. It clatters to the roof… followed in short order by his knees.

“No,” is all he says. “No… no, no, no, no, no…”

You try to reach out. To touch his cheek, to comfort him.

And he pulls away from you violently. Your touch will only serve to taint him, and you know it.

Do you even bother to try again?

[madebycoffee]

A Relaxing Afternoon (5/5)

@slothseasims

[titan-god-helios]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY HERE WE GO SO recently ive been doing a shit ton of research and all on autism and adhd and ended up with a pretty freaking solid self-diagnosis of both and that made me hyperfixate on the topic even more and i think at this point its become a special interest for me AND JUST AAAA I LOVE LEARNING ABOUT THIS SHIT SO MUCH although, having audhd, all my knowledge is like having an enormous library with no organisation or archival tools to my disposal at all and instead whenever a specific bit of info is prompted into my brain by a convo or stimulus the corresponding book on the shelf wiggles n shuffles around a little and i have to go sprint to get it before the shuffling stops and i cant find the book anymore so thats fun BUT ONE FACT JUST RANDOMLY IS THAT AROUND 65% OF ADHDERS HAVE DIAGNOSTIC SYMPTOMS OF ADHD AND FOR AUTISTICS THE NUMBER GOES TO 85% WITH ADHD DIAGNOSTIC SYMPTOMS AND ALSO THAT THIS IS VERY LIKELY BECAUSE 5% OF THE WORLD ARE ADHDERS, WHILST ONLY SOMETHING LIKE 2% OF THE WORLD ARE AUTISTICS and another special interest ive had for a while now is tmnt (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and its one of the biggest comfort franchises//shows for me ever as a kid i watched nearly all the gens of the show, scoured youtube on my mum's phone for all the episodes, badly recorded from someone's tv, official clips that i pieced together, reposts of the actual episodes and so on and i had t-shirts and fanart galore, not to mention the copious amounts of time id spend ranting about the show and daydreaming about being the the turtles' best friend along with april and thinking about inventing and researching with donnie and playing hockey with motherfucking casey jones and being the brains behind their brawn and just hanging out and doing cool stuff i adored it and then that kinda chilled for a bit - i still was passionate as fuck about it, it just took up less of my mind as the world took up more, and then a month or two ago BAM i learned about the newest gen (rottmnt//rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) and i scrolled through related hashtags for DAYS on tumblr and i reawakened that special interest and now im working my way through the show and IM SO HAPPY OHMYGOODNESS I CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ooooooo another childhood until now special interest: harry potter i love that shit so much and the fact that j.k rowling inspired me, a queer, trans person to become a writer because i adored the power her writing had over me and my emotions and i wanted to make other people feel like that simply by being creative, and then she fucked it all up by being a transphobic bitch still doesnt sit right with me regardless, i still adore the franchise and the books and i will never not love them with all my heart and while i need to reread the series, i could tell you a lot of smaller details and theories and everything about it and when i was smaller i had a whole ass friendship that was built on not shutting up about harry potter and then we only ever spoke about harry potter or played games relating to harry potter (even though i generally hated playing pretend with other people, she was really headstrong and decided things so there was no grey area where one person didnt understand and THATS what i didnt like with mutual pretend play for the most part so yeah) im not sure if this qualifies as a SpIn, but i also have an obsession with learning as many home remedies or symptoms or quick fixes for several ailments of everyday life (joint pains, sore throats, headaches, cramps, period cramps, maybe even depressive episodes or shutdowns or burnout or panic attacks and so on). like at this point i could be a barely successful witch doctor or something i love it my boyfriend's started calling me dr. ash/elio too whichiscuteasfuckandiloveit AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW OML

Alright folks this was fun the first time so lets do it again. Tell me about your hyperfixation and/or special interest. Share as much as you want, go ahead and infodump to me because i love hearing about peoples passions ❤️

[hadestigers]

ah yes, the scrapped season three episode, ‘raph goes to therapy’

[laritheosis]

told two of my best friends that i’m nonbinary today can i get a YEEHAW

[florideae]

N: hey babe have you seen my ch- / Partner: *sleeping on the bed curled up with the puppy and looking soft and angelic* / N: There goes my heart i didn’t need that it’s fine

oof im a soft bitch tonight

[zoenold]

fans of [redacted for spoilers] and [redacted for spoilers] enthusiasts are going to be so thrilled when [redacted for spoilers] comes out in [redacted for spoilers] because i got art lined up and hooooooooooooooooooo boy 😏 hoo boy 😏 hot dog 😏

[famfamella]

Yeah I'm getting no sleep tonight

[feliix]

TODAY IS AN AMAZING DAY

OH MY GOD

[outtathesinbin]

The boys are back in town 

Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin @ Dallas vs Detroit 

[samanddeaninpanties]

Liveblog #3

Since I've Been Loving Porn by @alwaysthrowsscissors for @spncoldesthits 

Pairing: Dean/others (work that hand to the skin mag, baby) 

Rating: E

Summary: The epic love story of a man and his favourite skin mag.

He was now on his knees 

An excellent place for Dean to be. GET ON YOUR KNEES AND STAY THERE. Let’s just ignore the part where he’s cleaning up, hey sexyyyyy. 

A side of Zeppelin III, a pretty underrated album in his opinion 

Do you also think so, scissors? 😂 This feels like a sneaky bit of personal info. 

penny candy 

*gets lost in 90s nostalgia* man that shit was ambrosia to me. 

“Huh? The gas was only fifteen.”

"I said…$52.40.” 

LUCKY BOY, that could’ve gone so bad for you. 

the tail of which was wrapped around her thigh.  

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Click the link for this bad boy and read the rest so you can see how E rated it gets~

[spiiderwiick]

helo I have a birthday joke for u. what u call tv boy who eat too many of the bean?? *big pause* *comedic timeing pause* *wait for punchedline pause* Call hem. . . Fart Simpsen!! HoOooOoooOoOOOoOoOOO!!!!

thank you i am wiping a single tear from my eye