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im having a bisexual crisis for the 9292028th time in my life
#❛ㅤ𓆩✦𓆪ㅤ:ㅤooc﹔ㅤㅤ/ㅤㅤchaos and aether simpery.#for context!! im regularly going to the gym right#most regulars know each other and we help each other out when asked#but there some new faces around#and theres this (1) couple#fuck.#the guy is rly sociable and he likes to friendly compete. racing people and whatnot.#he has the cutest curliest fluffiest hairs ive ever seen#every time he flips his damn hair i feel like im watching a loreal commercial#and his girlfriend.#she is BEEF AND BUFF#she just fucking broke a chains equipment#do you. KNOW. HOW MUCH STRENGTH. THAT FEAT. REQUIRES!!!!#I LOST MY GODDAMN MIND#SHE LOOKED AROUND ALL SILLY#“OOPS”#Maam. maam respectfully oops my fucking ass im#bites my damn hands.#thank u for blessing my monday hot couple#anyways i love the gym#hope ur all doing well !! ill be lurking for a while ♡
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Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.
At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown...?
Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!
#story idea#someone's about to be the best boyfriend to his new goth girlfriend he can possibly be#'is she going to stop being evil?' no but she's going to reign it in sometimes#and also she's evil but she has STANDARDS#beloathed and darling
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currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.
#“somebody oughta get this child a fresh set of clothes and a hug.”#“somebody oughta get this child a warm pudding cup and a blue blanket.”#“somebody ought buy this child a new pillow pet to cuddle to sleep and protect him from nightmares.”#and the child in question is a six-foot seasoned war veteran who has saved the world twice before he was sixteen#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#heroes of olympus#hoo text posts#hoo#percy jackson#frank zhang#hazel levesque#*percy crushing a monster to death using the water up ahead to mimic his hand movements*#*everyone watching in awe and horror*#frank: he just misses his mom and girlfriend you guys#hazel: yeah he's just a little guy
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Guys! Can you believe I was gonna just CASUALLY watch Hazbin Hotel???
But it’s way too good. The writing is so tight, all the characters are interesting and layered, ALL THE SONGS:🔥🔥🔥
Alastor is such a Cheshire Cat! Not a characteristic I see often, but it’s always good! Gimme more immediately.👏👏👏
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#charlie morningstar#vaggie#alastor#radio demon#hazbin alastor#hazbin vaggie#vaggie is dealing with her girlfriend employing the big bad Wolf#and we just have to hope his obvious ulterior motives won’t fuck us over too much#beautiful#can you tell Alastor is my favourite?#asexual king yes baby
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leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-
#no because im right#leo didn't need a girlfriend#he needed therapy#he needed therapy and a hug and someone to tell him that his worth does not hinge on romance#leo valdez#heroes of olympus#jason grace#pjo hoo#reyna avila ramirez arellano#the lost hero#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo rp#rick riordan#percy jackson#but yk this is just my opinion#annabeth chase#sally jackson#rachel elizabeth dare#anti caleo#rick wtf#i personally dont like leo and calypso#it gives me the ick#but you can like it!! im not forcing you to like it
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friendly reminder that percy forgot his one-month anniversary with annabeth because he was too busy thinking about how hot she is during that entire month
#percy momentarily forgets that annabeth is his girlfriend and reverts back to crushing on her#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth
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father’s day is funny in my family because my dad is so angry this holiday exists that it’s the one day of the year i am NOT allowed to call him. we are officially estranged for 24 hours a year. wishing him a happy father’s day is a declaration of hostilities.
and like he is a good dad with a good dad, there’s no traumatic backstory to this, he just hates The Man telling him what to do so much that it’s a personal affront that someone decided that anyone is supposed to feel a thing on a specific day or, god forbid, spend their hard earned dollars because shaving commercials tell them to. if a dad did his job right (be a good father who unconditionally loves his kids), his kids should love him 364 days a year but FUCK the 365th day to spite hallmark and gillette specifically and you know what. i respect it.
#papa red#father’s day#this extends to other holidays too#his girlfriend and i exchange flowers on valentine’s day while he seethes in the corner#he will grudgingly accept birthdays as they are a Real Event but they’re on thin ice#containment breach
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You know what I always think about? Percy is the classic funny boyfriend. He’s sarcastic and witty. Some of his jokes are sharp and clever, many are corny dad jokes. But nevertheless he’s hilarious. And yet, Rick rarely writes Annabeth laughing at his jokes. I feel like he thinks it’s empowering for Annabeth to just roll her eyes or scold him every time. But he’s funny asf!! Let his girlfriend think he’s funny!
There’s a scene in HoH where Percy makes Annabeth laugh when they’re climbing down a cliff, and she has to tell him to stop so she doesn’t fall to her death. Then in CotG, Percy says something and Annabeth smiles against her will, and it makes Percy so happy. Those scenes are rare, but so. damn. cute. That said, I wish Annabeth wasn’t always trying so hard not to laugh at his jokes. I want to see him be able to make her smile and laugh so easily that it’s not even fair to her. I mean, the guy can drop banger after banger—there’s so much opportunity.
If these new books are supposed to be lower stakes, give me percabeth laughter. Give me Percy cracking bad jokes and Annabeth bursting out laughing with no shame. Give me her cackling at his witty comment so hard that her abs hurt and tears fall from her eyes. Even though we know Percy is conventionally attractive, give me Grover making a joke that the reason Annabeth likes Percy so much is because she spends so much time with her eyes closed since she’s always laughing. I want people to think they’re kinda annoying. I want to see their friends giving them side eyes from across the table because Percy’s making Annabeth laugh so hard that it’s disrupting the whole room.
Annabeth’s reluctance to laugh made sense before they were dating and were bickering 24/7, when they didn’t want to show their true feelings. But that’s not the case anymore. And don’t get me wrong, it really frustrates me how Rick seems to be rapidly reducing Percy to simply being “the funny guy.” He’s stripping him of so many qualities and compensating with double the cheesy humor. But the worst part is that even when being funny is all Rick will allow him to be, Percy still doesn’t get to be the funny boyfriend. It’s as if he wants Annabeth to be too mature for her boyfriend’s bad humor. But if Percy is going to continue be diminished to the stupid, annoying guy who can’t take things seriously, the LEAST Rick can do is give him the ability to easily make his girlfriend laugh.
#let the poor guy make his girlfriend laugh#make it so annabeth is powerless against his humor#i just want to see rick put them back on the same level#not the weird dynamic he’s developed where annabeth is like his mother#they’re besties and battle partners#let them have fun together#pjo#hoo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#riordanverse
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10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.
he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”
normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS
best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day
#spock would have insane insane lore amongst Starfleet cadets and veterans bc there’s literally no way to tell if something about him is#true or not#who are you gonna ask??? Spock?? renowned liar S’chan T’Gai Spock??#’im telling you bro these alien witches LITERALLY stole his brain’#’there’s no fucking way bro. AMBASSADOR Spock’s BRAIN was not stolen by alien witches’#’my cousin was there!!! the fucking Captain put him on a roomba and brought him on the away team!!! he did his own surgery!!’#’TO PUT THE BRAIN BACK IN HIS HEAD? FUCK OFF!’#’HE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE’#’WHO TOLD YOU THAT?’#’MY GIRLFRIEND’S BROTHER KNOWS CAPTAIN UHURA SHE WAS LITERALLY THERE!!’#star trek#spock#star trek tos#s’chn t’gai spock
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✨ Here comes the Big announcement !! ✨
I'm currently working on a Medieval Girlfriends comic book with @exemplaire_editions, more specifically their new edition @kopi_editions, a manga-inspired comics collection !
I'm super thrilled to finally give a proper story to these characters I've been drawing for so long, I can't wait to show you more !
This comic will be financed through a crowdfunding that will be launch next month, more infos on this new project soon !
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the year before neil and andrew are on the same team, neil's team plays in the city where katelyn and aaron live, and they go see neil's game (katelyn insists). they have amazing seats (neil insists). during warm ups, neil saunters over closest to where they're sitting and waves happily at katelyn (who gleefully waves back) before he flips off aaron, and then neil is gone. aaron's med school friends are like wtf.
#in his friends perspective#one of the best rookies in the league comes and flirts with aarons girlfriend and then flips him off#neil sends tickets for both katelyn and aaron to bring friends#neil and katelyn friends supremacy#i definitely think she'd be wary off him after the andrew thing but her and neil vibe#all for the game#aaron minyard#aftg#neil josten#post canon
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Sad ghosts get a little bit translucent
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#I gave my girlfriend a list of possible ideas for drawings#and she picked the only angsty one so thank her#charles is very glad this is not canon. otherwise his happy boy act would have failed immediately#was this just an excuse to draw hugs?#maybe. kinda.
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pin-up
b&w originals
#my art#basslinegrave art#venture bros#dr. girlfriend#dr. mrs. the monarch#the monarch#henchman 21#ok so. pin up and pinned butterflies. tell me thats not the best idea ever#did i manage to pull it off how i wanted? maaybe? i do like these but i wish i had used the same color settings for all#when using the howsitcalled. gradient map things. because they dont look as uniform#but i was lazy to redo dr mrs especially plus i like how she looks i just couldnt get monarch and 21 the same#also somehow these look better and more colorful on my pc?? usually its on my phone i dont know what happened#also i ended up adding one colored thing to each because i first colored in dr. mrs' eyes#then realized the other two dont have colored eyes but 21 has the red lenses. but monarch??#i only went over the logo on his chest a bit with a more reddish color but its not too visible so well#imagine its better and they all match properly...#hope i got the butterfly names right#those were last minute additions after i learned about the viceroy butterfly yesterday#dr mrs is a queen butterfly#ask to tag#suggestive#wanted to put that as one of the top tags but i wrote it with a typo so i hope tumblr picks it up this low#also forgor to say i put my crunch handle on these cause they were meant to go on that blog ignore that#i think i forgot to add one to monarch or i hid it that well lmao#my 2 braincells rubbed the wrong way
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❤️💙💚🩷💜✨️
They're a cool gang when they're not trying to kill eachother
Pico if he were PEAKK!!1!!11
#fnf#friday night funkin#friday night funkin fanart#fnf fanart#fnf boyfriend#fnf girlfriend#fnf pico#fnf nene#fnf darnell#fnf gf#fnf bf#picos school#i finished this after 2 months hi#HI TUMBLR#Tumblr people is so silly#im gonna explode everyone#i think they all need a gang name tbh#not my job do that i suck at that lmao#BLEEEEHHHH#epicexplosion#KurokkePostingLol
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Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT
#uni talks about the universe#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#miles morales#gwen stacy#pavtir prabhakar#the spider kids DO NOT know how to lie#Jess: You know we can just teach them how to lie#Miguel: sorry no this is a canon event#Peter B: For once I agree every kid must suffer through this stage#Hobie seems like he’s immune to this#but he slipped up once and no one has ever been able to figure out what happened#there’s wild rumors going around that he will never confirm nor deny#side note Margo and Peni are also apart of the spider kids#this has nothing to do with the post I just see people leaving them out so I’m making this formal announcement to my two followers#originally I put how pav’s hair was giving him away but the scene with saving his girlfriend felt more accurate yknow?
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Some of Javi's crew said you were staying out by the rodeo. TWISTERSÂ (2024) dir. Lee Isaac Chung
#twisters#twisters spoilers#twistersedit#daisy-edgar jones#glen powell#filmedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#usereri#*#kate carter#tyler owens#kate x tyler#theyre soo dfkadnngggf#the relief on his face when she opened the door again. he said gimme one chance dfkfnf#girlfriend forgot to tie the leash to a tree i could have run away but i didn’t because i love her.
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