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lightgaswaterelectricityrent · 7 months ago

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I may have swallowed a piece of glass. But since I don't know if I did I guess....🤷🏼‍♀️

#wait and see????#so I was making a salad in the kitchen..then I broke a wine bottle on the floor and I guess it's possible a shard flew up #and got into the lettuce??#and then I mixed up the salad took one bite and was like holy fuck something sharp is in my throat #kinda tried to get it and nothing happened?#but there are small croutons/breadcrumbs in the salad and also I put flaky salt in it #that can be known to have huge crystals #idk I figure it'll either kill me or nothing will happen #if it kills me....at least I went out doing what I loved #eating glass...

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gin-juice-tonic · 6 months ago

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If you order a big fancy $12 salad for takeout from a restaurant that has like 9 salads on their menu they'll always give you the worst oldest lettuce they have

But a 4 dollar rinky dink salad from a pizza joint will always have your back

#They got crisp lettuce waiting for u always

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clownsuu · 1 year ago

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Art block fucking sucks so

Poppet got pastries for the gamers :]

Hope you feel better my gamer🏵️🥄🥄

aWEE look at thembs ;;;

#AUGDHDHD I really wanted to draw something for this but alas art block is way too strong #But it was gunna be poppet comforting a very distressed Dusty smhh (a bun ate a pastry when they weren’t supposed to and he got v worried)#They care very much for his children’s health- the vaults are absolutely infested with large ass bunbuns #No matter where you look- a bummy #How they haven’t ate all the money like a fine piece of lettuce is truly a mystery- Dusty taught them well NDHDHD #aWEEEEEEEWEEE themb;;;#So happy and care free- just enjoyin snacks and gossips in the ye ol vaults #If anyone was to see poppet and Dusty talking they would never believe their own eyes smhhh #Such a talkative mans!#Also thank you gamer! Hopefully I’ll get my motivation back soon! (And this wicked stomach issue-)#At least this gives me more time to play yakuza smhhh I have so many games to go through so little time-#Not to mention I keep getting distracted in game MDHDDHD #Damn it Majima and your quirkiness smhhhh

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starsandstars · 4 months ago

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aegon girlies is there a support group?

#we got the eye back thats good right #the lettuce worked its magic #i miss his sassy ass :(#aegon #aegon targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon

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l3irdl3rain · 9 months ago

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The pothos growing out the top of my tank has been growing like crazy and it really inspired me to try live plants again. We are not going to get frustrated and give up this time folks.

This time plants are going to go well and I’m going to love it so much and eventually I’m going to go back to sand on the bottom because I love the look of that so much. Otto’s little foot prints in the sand meant everything to me.

#my phones camera makes the tank look so green in this picture #I got a handful of Java ferns bc I know they’re hardy and willing to put up with a lot of abuse #I also got a type of water weed that I forget the scientific name of. but I think it should do well #also water lettuce that tbh I don’t feel confident will survive #I know they don’t love cold water but so pretty I wanted to try #my post #Otto

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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why is lettuce so fucking Good

#currently eating half a head right outta the bag #my body... it craves Fresh Vegetable...#i have not had Fresh Vegetable in so long...#monch cronch eating each leaf like a fuckin shredder #personal (me) home (in my house) shredder (teeth)#its so crisp and watery and cool from the fridge #my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce #literally eating this shit like a mf Rabbit #absolutely unprompted #do you ever think about how similar leaf is to meat #looking closely at one rn and its like... a thin slice of steak but Green....#why do vegans and carnivores fight we're literally the same. we should all make out or somethin idk #OHHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE INNER LAYERS NOW ITS GOING DOWN!!!! HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH #SHIT JUST GOT CRISPER #if you're reading this its your sign to chug water and eat a fresh cool vegetable right from the fridge #give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth #life is long but this moment is so so sweet

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aro-culture-is · 1 year ago

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aro culture is getting so fucking tired of people using the fact that there's a queer romance in something as a reason you should watch it. like haven't allos had enough of romance? queer or otherwise? I'm not saying queer representation is bad, of course, I'm just fed up with asking what a book is about and in response all I get is "oh it has queer people in it" cool! what is it about? having queer representation is not the be all end all of media can we please have ONE thing without romance in it. please.

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#electroniccollectiondonut #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #yeah... it's like. this is a bad metaphor but it's all i got right now:#i'm vegetarian. it's not uncommon that if an event is hosted 'with food' that every single main dish contains a fair amount of meat #and most of the side dishes too #maybe the salad has chicken. the soup is a meat broth soup. the main course is steak. i literally cannot tell you how often this happens.#and if you're lucky there's like... bread rolls and butter. sometimes there's the Cheap Salad that's just tossed lettuce #and i promise you from experience: if i ask beforehand i am always told there will be something for me to eat #but like. believe it or not 1) that's not filling 2) it's usually the two poorest quality items on the line 3) i prefer salads as SIDES #i see similar stuff on the occasion i'm told there's any sort of 'rep' for aro folks #it's like... okay but the vast majority of the media is still very romance focused and the elements that aren't are usually... hm #not comparably interesting in how they're executed?#or it's like. kids media. which can be good - but i'd like to be allowed to have content that can be both for an adult audience #and NOT romance

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caramelteaa · 5 months ago

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Had a dream where the Sleepy bois inc now consist of Technoblade, Philza, Tommy

and Wade.

He's chill, they told me

#sleepy bois inc #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #philza minecraft #calla cackles #he too wears a red beanie #tight on his head #and his brown hair is SUPER curly #got a bit of a goatie going on #small round glasses the really small round kind #he looks like he smokes weed and call is the devil's lettuce and zaza

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thetardisisnotourdivision · 5 months ago

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Love the fact that everyone's acting surprised that the We-Dump-Shit-In-The-Water country has had an outbreak of There's-Shit-In-The-Water disease.

#uk politics #Yeah there's been an e.coli outbreak #And everyone's talking about lettuce for some reason #As if they didn't set out warnings over high levels of THIS SPECIFIC BACTERIA in UK rivers like. Two months ago.#This (literal) shithole of a country just gets worse and worse!#Praying that whoever gets in next stops dumping literal shit in the water because. Um.#Because we don't want shit to be in the water?#I can't believe I'm having to justify this wtf #How do you explain to somebody why you don't want there to be shit in the water #It's ludicrous #John Snow (cholera guy not GoT) is turning in his grave #We've known for what almost two hundred years that dumping shit in water is a bad plan? And what do the tories do.#They dump. Shit. In the water.#I don't even know why they're doing it they Just Are.#fuck the tories #uk news

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hermesmoly · 6 days ago

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allow yourself to be a little arrogant! if you were to claim that you know more than most people about a specific character from greek mythology, which character would it be?

Wish I can say Hermes (since well my blog name and pic is him), or Zeus, or Menelaus, or Helen, or Electra, or Orpheus, or any of my other favorites, but it’s Hera.

It’s 100% Hera. She’s my queen and there isn’t a fact about her I don’t know of 🔥🔥🔥

#ive been loving her since ive made this account #years ago ive posted about a pregnant hera and apollo eating lettuce together and got ppl to know that was an alt way hebe was conceived #like i even know that little variant of the myth where hera herself makes nephele #so yeah #i can arrogantly say I know my queen #can yap about her for ages #<3 #hera #asks #anon

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papayasapphic · 5 months ago

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i love y ou little fish…

#elassoma gilberti #aquarium #gulf coast pygmy sunfish #pygmy sunfish #fish tank #nano fish #planted aquarium #i got them some new plants #specifically #i got them water lettuce #for its long ass roots #i hope it encourages them to breed #he’s been doing a lot of dancing but i haven’t noticed any eggs

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gracieo · 5 months ago

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Waiting for someone to attack my sonas on artfight so I can have PFPS for the next few months

#grapes talk show #AOUAYAGGFGGH #artfight’s like a drug I keep checking the site to see nothing vGBSF #anyways #my buddy lettuce drew skittle last week on a soda can that’s all we got gang thank you lettuce

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sunsetcougar · 2 months ago

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I volunteer at a zoo and someone found a lone baby duck near the gates (probably a dumped domestic based on the age) and so while we figured out what to do with them,

Office Duck