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I may have swallowed a piece of glass. But since I don't know if I did I guess....🤷🏼♀️
#wait and see????#so I was making a salad in the kitchen..then I broke a wine bottle on the floor and I guess it's possible a shard flew up#and got into the lettuce??#and then I mixed up the salad took one bite and was like holy fuck something sharp is in my throat#kinda tried to get it and nothing happened?#but there are small croutons/breadcrumbs in the salad and also I put flaky salt in it#that can be known to have huge crystals#idk I figure it'll either kill me or nothing will happen#if it kills me....at least I went out doing what I loved#eating glass...
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If you order a big fancy $12 salad for takeout from a restaurant that has like 9 salads on their menu they'll always give you the worst oldest lettuce they have
But a 4 dollar rinky dink salad from a pizza joint will always have your back
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"I will fall in love with you, over and over again."
"'Would you fall in love with me again?' The question is spoken quietly, even though there's no need for quiet, but something about how gently it's asked shakes Eddie. 'You ask that as if I would ever fall out of love with you, Buck.' 'Haha very funny, now humor me. Would you fall in love with me again?'" -------------------------------------- Basically Buck asks Eddie a question and Eddie answers it as best as he can for him.
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV)
Pairing: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
Tags: Cuddling & Snuggling, Evan "Buck" Buckley Has Abandonment Issues, Evan "Buck" Buckley Has Self-Worth Issues, if you squint cause like it's just a throw away sentence but yeah, Eddie Diaz Loves Evan "Buck" Buckley, Evan "Buck" Buckley Loves Eddie Diaz, they just love each other basically, that's it that's the whole fic they just love each other, and reassure each other that they would always love each other, No Beta We Die Like Buck did for three minutes and 17 seconds, or how Bobby did for like 15 minutes, Post-Episode: s08e08 Wannabes (9-1-1 TV), cause I mention it soooooo yeah gotta tag that appropriately, Canon Compliant, Kissing, just one kiss but it should be tagged, One Shot, Praying they aren't super OOC! We will see, first published work in this fandom so please be nice!
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#Guys! Holy shit I posted some writing this year SDVKDFNVBKGF#Madi's writing :>#thought I'd never see that tag come back#Shoutout to Foxie for telling me that I've got this and can post something before the end of the year! And lettuce as well! Turns out I can#and turns out all I needed to do was have the ithaca saga looping in my head for a solid 5 days and to write something in a discord message#to make it stick cause that is actually how most of my fics get written in discord DMs sDVLDFKNBGFBF#also part of this fic GOT DELETED while I was writing it in a discord message and I nearly weeped BUT WE PERSEVERED#buddie#911 abc#911 on abc#911 fanfic#9 1 1#9 1 1 fanfiction#9 1 1 on abc#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#eddie diaz#I do also have more 9-1-1 one-shots I can eventually post again it's just all about if I ever feel the need to finish them DVKNFDKVNF#so yeah if you guys read this thank you for doing so because This may have taken me only an hour or two and it may be short but it was fun!#okay I'm stopping procrastinating I'm posting this okay okay AAAA
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Art block fucking sucks so
Poppet got pastries for the gamers :]
Hope you feel better my gamer🏵️🥄🥄
aWEE look at thembs ;;;
#AUGDHDHD I really wanted to draw something for this but alas art block is way too strong#But it was gunna be poppet comforting a very distressed Dusty smhh (a bun ate a pastry when they weren’t supposed to and he got v worried)#They care very much for his children’s health- the vaults are absolutely infested with large ass bunbuns#No matter where you look- a bummy#How they haven’t ate all the money like a fine piece of lettuce is truly a mystery- Dusty taught them well NDHDHD#aWEEEEEEEWEEE themb;;;#So happy and care free- just enjoyin snacks and gossips in the ye ol vaults#If anyone was to see poppet and Dusty talking they would never believe their own eyes smhhh#Such a talkative mans!#Also thank you gamer! Hopefully I’ll get my motivation back soon! (And this wicked stomach issue-)#At least this gives me more time to play yakuza smhhh I have so many games to go through so little time-#Not to mention I keep getting distracted in game MDHDDHD#Damn it Majima and your quirkiness smhhhh
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i don't think the people at my church understand that finding 1 food I can eat is not the same as including me, and "hey we got everyone else your favorite food but you have to eat lettuce" is not a good pitch
#rambling#I went to the lunch against my better judgement and now I am home crying in bed#Also 'finding one food I can eat' is a bit too gracious. They didn't ensure they had food for me they just happened to have lettuce#So I got that#It was good. But it did not make me feel any better about watching the people around me eat fried chicken and sliders and cookies
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aegon girlies is there a support group?
#we got the eye back thats good right#the lettuce worked its magic#i miss his sassy ass :(#aegon#aegon targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon
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The pothos growing out the top of my tank has been growing like crazy and it really inspired me to try live plants again. We are not going to get frustrated and give up this time folks.
This time plants are going to go well and I’m going to love it so much and eventually I’m going to go back to sand on the bottom because I love the look of that so much. Otto’s little foot prints in the sand meant everything to me.
#my phones camera makes the tank look so green in this picture#I got a handful of Java ferns bc I know they’re hardy and willing to put up with a lot of abuse#I also got a type of water weed that I forget the scientific name of. but I think it should do well#also water lettuce that tbh I don’t feel confident will survive#I know they don’t love cold water but so pretty I wanted to try#my post#Otto
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aro culture is getting so fucking tired of people using the fact that there's a queer romance in something as a reason you should watch it. like haven't allos had enough of romance? queer or otherwise? I'm not saying queer representation is bad, of course, I'm just fed up with asking what a book is about and in response all I get is "oh it has queer people in it" cool! what is it about? having queer representation is not the be all end all of media can we please have ONE thing without romance in it. please.
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#electroniccollectiondonut#aro culture is#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod phoenix#yeah... it's like. this is a bad metaphor but it's all i got right now:#i'm vegetarian. it's not uncommon that if an event is hosted 'with food' that every single main dish contains a fair amount of meat#and most of the side dishes too#maybe the salad has chicken. the soup is a meat broth soup. the main course is steak. i literally cannot tell you how often this happens.#and if you're lucky there's like... bread rolls and butter. sometimes there's the Cheap Salad that's just tossed lettuce#and i promise you from experience: if i ask beforehand i am always told there will be something for me to eat#but like. believe it or not 1) that's not filling 2) it's usually the two poorest quality items on the line 3) i prefer salads as SIDES#i see similar stuff on the occasion i'm told there's any sort of 'rep' for aro folks#it's like... okay but the vast majority of the media is still very romance focused and the elements that aren't are usually... hm#not comparably interesting in how they're executed?#or it's like. kids media. which can be good - but i'd like to be allowed to have content that can be both for an adult audience#and NOT romance
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Had a dream where the Sleepy bois inc now consist of Technoblade, Philza, Tommy
and Wade.
He's chill, they told me
#sleepy bois inc#technoblade#tommyinnit#philza#philza minecraft#calla cackles#he too wears a red beanie#tight on his head#and his brown hair is SUPER curly#got a bit of a goatie going on#small round glasses the really small round kind#he looks like he smokes weed and call is the devil's lettuce and zaza
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Love the fact that everyone's acting surprised that the We-Dump-Shit-In-The-Water country has had an outbreak of There's-Shit-In-The-Water disease.
#uk politics#Yeah there's been an e.coli outbreak#And everyone's talking about lettuce for some reason#As if they didn't set out warnings over high levels of THIS SPECIFIC BACTERIA in UK rivers like. Two months ago.#This (literal) shithole of a country just gets worse and worse!#Praying that whoever gets in next stops dumping literal shit in the water because. Um.#Because we don't want shit to be in the water?#I can't believe I'm having to justify this wtf#How do you explain to somebody why you don't want there to be shit in the water#It's ludicrous#John Snow (cholera guy not GoT) is turning in his grave#We've known for what almost two hundred years that dumping shit in water is a bad plan? And what do the tories do.#They dump. Shit. In the water.#I don't even know why they're doing it they Just Are.#fuck the tories#uk news
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allow yourself to be a little arrogant! if you were to claim that you know more than most people about a specific character from greek mythology, which character would it be?
Wish I can say Hermes (since well my blog name and pic is him), or Zeus, or Menelaus, or Helen, or Electra, or Orpheus, or any of my other favorites, but it’s Hera.
It’s 100% Hera. She’s my queen and there isn’t a fact about her I don’t know of 🔥🔥🔥
#ive been loving her since ive made this account#years ago ive posted about a pregnant hera and apollo eating lettuce together and got ppl to know that was an alt way hebe was conceived#like i even know that little variant of the myth where hera herself makes nephele#so yeah#i can arrogantly say I know my queen#can yap about her for ages#<3#hera#asks#anon
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i love y ou little fish…
#elassoma gilberti#aquarium#gulf coast pygmy sunfish#pygmy sunfish#fish tank#nano fish#planted aquarium#i got them some new plants#specifically#i got them water lettuce#for its long ass roots#i hope it encourages them to breed#he’s been doing a lot of dancing but i haven’t noticed any eggs
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my mom told me to get lettuce among a list of things from the shop but i accidentally bought cabbages instead 😭😭 in my defence i know them both as 'green leafy spheres' and am running on one hour of sleep
#we returned the cabbages no worries and i got other stuff correctly 😎#but i genuinely had an existential crisis over lettuce vs cabbages today
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Waiting for someone to attack my sonas on artfight so I can have PFPS for the next few months
#grapes talk show#AOUAYAGGFGGH#artfight’s like a drug I keep checking the site to see nothing vGBSF#anyways#my buddy lettuce drew skittle last week on a soda can that’s all we got gang thank you lettuce
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I volunteer at a zoo and someone found a lone baby duck near the gates (probably a dumped domestic based on the age) and so while we figured out what to do with them,
Office Duck
#Duck#Office Duck#Honestly they probably ended up in the best place they could have#Everyone in that office was doting on them#They got lots of beetles and lettuce and love#bird
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Your blog vibe-
Gothams premier underground zine. Rogue fanart and news of the weird 💚
so what you're saying is I'm BASICALLY Arkham Asylum
#GHDJSKG#I love love this#if I lived in Gotham I absolutely Would spend 99% of my time learning and posting about the weird queer people terrorizing my town#I'd tweet “is this the Riddler” every time I saw a question mark anywhere#“I started asking for no lettuce on my burger bc I got scared that Poison Ivy lady might jump me”
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