#and god forbid i speak

[ishq-itar]

she's talking on a call with her parents about how it was her luck and gods will what got her into this college who's gonna tell her of course no one because you know 🤡🤡

[rocketbirdie]

face value

[genderkoolaid]

european italians when italian americans have their own pronunciations & spellings because we are a linguistically isolated diaspora & most of our families spoke regional dialects instead of standard italian when they immigrated anyways:

[batfadcrafts]

i hope these people know im killing them in my mind.

like be fucking normal about other people's ships, and YOUR ships in reference to them as well, for two seconds. some of yall's fandom etiquette is incredibly poor

[qoldenskies]

DONATELLO NINJA TURTLE HAS DYSPRAXIA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[otrtbs]

tuned into my art podcast to see if they were gonna say anything about the newly found caravaggio and instead i find out the tories are trying to ban free museum entry in the UK and make everyone pay 🧍‍♀️ starting with the british museum 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[sepiamestus]

Anyways if i see one more person giving chappel roan shit for not endorsing harris I'll actually snap. She's your perfect lesbian icon until she has an opinion you don't like and suddenly she's a disgrace to queer folks. She is not your fucking political endorsement machine she is a real human person with her own morals. It genuinely blows my mind how people are turning on her so fast because she said that both political parties, which have been and intend to keep funding a year long genocide, have problems. You're all fucking spinless

[kattythingz]

I feel like people don't linger enough on the fact that Mustang is literally dubbed "the hero of Ishval". As in, Mustang's flame alchemy actively sped up and worsened the genocide process. Now, would Bradley still have continued the genocide even without Mustang? Yes, obviously. But it would've been much slower. Certainly slow enough for more Ishvalans to even have a chance at fleeing. Mustang didn't NEED to participate. Nobody was forcing his hand but himself.

But he was still out here decimating hundreds with a snap of his fingers. Because ooooh woe is him, he can't just resign, he has to become Fuhrer one day!

Fuck that. Fuck that shit so much. Mustang DESERVES to feel like the scum of the Earth for his stupid fucking title.

[thecryptidbard]

“Oh fuck it these can’t all be clever” my girl. My beloved Guide. My sweetest blorbo who did absolutely 100% all of the crimes, who did so in the most elaborate dramatic way possible, who literally put on such an unnecessarily extensive show for…I can only assume the documentary crew and her own enjoyment and satisfaction?? Who sat kicking her legs, head propped up in her hands asking Laszlo if he’s *suuuurre* he doesn’t want any help??? Who came to see them all in their cages and LITERALLY said *teehee 😁* . Babygirl really said I am going to snap so goddamn fucking hard and completely, but I am going to do it with SHOWMANSHIP and PIZAZZ, she made SUCH a good murderboard (that says *OUCHY!* on it!!!) and then after all that just went….oopsie!! My bad!! Truly my hero you GO babe you’re doing GREAT please please never change

[petitesmafia]

“you didn’t have to be mean or rude” have you considered I was simply matching your energy

[montygatorguy]

what the hell is going on with all the pearl hate i literally do not understand it at all. there are so many shitty people in this musical why are you hating her 😭

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who should be building up the USvCAN rivarly for 4 nations (the most we've gotten is him staunchly refusing to represent canada)

but instead choosing to fanboy over the FINvsSWE rivarly because heddy and patty are headlining it right now and the thought of his teammates involved in said rivarly is very exciting to him personally...

shouldve seen that one coming....

florida panthers @ la kings | 1.22.25 (x)(x)

[madebycoffee]

lol bye bitch dont let the door hit you on ur way out

anyone who paywalls a statement when they face the consequences of their actions can rot <3

[sciderman]

I really don't like how we're just glossing over the fact that Gwen cheated on Peter let alone MJ hiding this from him.

who's glossing? i'm writing a whole fic about it.

2. they were on a BREAK

3. you're forgetting that peter and gwen are dramatic irony the couple™ and at exactly the precise same time gwen had her tongue down mary jane's throat peter had his tongue down harry's. the exact same night.

the joke is that peter has been burying all this guilt for years thinking that he'd failed gwen and was terrible and dishonest and she was an angel who was too good for him until he finds out. gwen was always just as much of a messy bitch as he was. but he was too busy spiralling in his own messes to realise that gwen was just as messy as he was.

4. mj didn't tell him, sure. but that's because she assumed gwen told him. i don't think mj's the sort of girl to say "hey by the way i fucked your girlfriend shitlips" even if that would be hilarious. she didn't think it was a secret though and definitely thought gwen told peter.

and yeah. i'd hesitate to call it cheating - they were definitely on a break. they might not have laid down a law, and definitely both feel ridiculously guilty about it, but they. were. on a break.

i think it was just a necessary thing, for both of them.

i think for me, i'm not about the moral black-and-white of relationships - it always got me down when people point at the piña colada song saying it's terrible. it's about cheating. that's objectively bad and evil so says it in the bible thou shall not commit adultery yadda yadda yadda. no, no, shut up. that's not what the song is about. the song is about rediscovering there's stuff you've overlooked about your partner. that you can think you love someone, but not actually know them. and you can learn more about them, and realise they're not what you thought, and you can fall in love with them all over again. for me, that's like, the most romantic thing ever, actually. and those who look at it through the "this song is about cheating" lens completely sleep on how genuinely, sincerely cute and romantic it is. that it's a song not about cheating, but discovering stuff you didn't know about your partner, and falling in love with them all over again. finding out that actually, you're both the kind of person who's crazy and lustful for life enough to run away with a romantic stranger on a wild escape, but you were both too afraid to admit that to each other. i love that song. it's so much more sincere and human than any stupid love song. nay sayers get away from me.

i think peter and gwen are a lot like that piña colada song. neither of them are a villain. both of them make mistakes and both of them were messy and both of them had stuff to figure out before they could make it work together.

i... sighs... i'd like people to kind of stop expecting these guys to be right all the time. they're disasters. i wouldn't be interested to write them in any other way. and i promise you wouldn't be interested to read it, either. i'm here for the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out. shout out to the messy bitches who have stuff to figure out.

[agnesandhilda]

just left my medieval literature class and I think I accidentally made myself look like a real big weirdo by knowing too much about vaginal/queer readings of the side wound of christ and being way too eager to discuss them

[nataliescatorccio]

i swear to god if y'all bully chappell roan into abandoning her music because you love to over scrutinize lgbtq+ women i am gonna flip