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theartofwoompwoomp · 2 days ago
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Why’d no one tell me he’s hot !? Pt.2
Rumble x human!reader 
Summary: you thought the cassettes were supposed to be mini including for you lol 
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As you’re both finishing going through the first stack of albums, Soundwaves head lifts up as he straightens his posture.
You can hear some type of beeping start coming from him.
When it stops, he vents a bit as he rubs his face mask where his brows would be underneath. 
“Is everything alright?”
He looks down towards you lowering his arm. “Affirmative: no critical problem.”  You just stare at him with doubt. He’s voice may be the most robotic type you’ve heard, but after knowing him for a good while you can tell something is up. However you choose to not pry further.
“Alright, Im choosing to trust you.” 
You lower your gaze as you look again at the framed picture.
Deciding to change the topic you go back to asking him about the minicons. “So, when exactly are the minis going to get here?”
He looks towards you again then towards a strange looking clock on the wall. “They will be here soon.” 
The excitement was evident on your face. He could see you twitch a bit trying to hid your joy.
Also glad to see you so excited he goes to pet your head, but as he does so, he can’t help but see some thoughts that you were thinking.
From what he understood, you clearly haven’t realized the true sizes of his cassettes. And he had no plans on ruining the surprise factor for when you truly found out they were all bigger than you.
Instead he gets up to go back to work on the other side of the room. But before he can even get there Lazerbeak crashes into the room, his body making a screeching noise when he landed on the ground.
“ Lazerbeak “
Seeing soundwave rushing to attend one pf his cassettes, you hurry down a ladder to see if you can help. When you reach them, He picks up Lazerbeak and takes him to his desk where he will further assist his mini.
Curse his long legs, It was moments like these that truly made you despise being smaller than your average cybertonian.
“Oh, I didn’t know we had guest.”
Turning to see the voice behind you, you came to recognize them as Ravage. Still a bit shocked from the change of situation you hurried yourself to respond back. “Um, hello. Sorry about that, I also didn’t really have time to notify my arrival since the arrangement was made really quick.” 
They nodded and didn’t say anything else. Simply walking past you over to where his boss dad was. You didn’t really mind their attitude. You were a bit glad the conversation ended since you felt a bit too drained to make the effort as well. Thankfully, it also didn’t take long for Ravage to be noticed.
“Ravage.”
Looking upwards acknowledging their call, “interrogative : where is frenzy and Rumble.” Oh he looked a bit pissed. 
You knew from the stories he shared with you that those two always seemed to get themselves in trouble. 
“I don’t know where Rumble went after speaking to Megatron, but I saw Frenzy heading towards the east side of the nemesis.” 
Soundwave nodded as he processed the acquired information. “Thank you Ravage. You are dismissed. New order: rest.” 
And at that he got up and left with Lazerbeak on his shoulder. Most likely on their way to find those troublemakers. 
Returning your gaze back to were Ravage was you saw that he was no longer there. In fact, he was already curled up, in what you assume was his berth, recharging from his previous mission.
Seeing the con sleeping, you made the room lights more dim. You could barely see anything, but surely the bots had no problem getting around. 
As you were about to head back to your personal quarters, the door is slammed open and whatever it was came blasting in at tremendous speed.
You didn’t even manage to move out of the way, and before you knew it. Whatever it was crashed into you quite hard tumbling the both of you onto the ground.
You groaned a bit as you tried to lift your head, yet they were still on top of you and they were not light. Moving a bit trying to get out from under them, you started to hear them move as well.
Also groaning a bit as they lift themselves up a bit from you. Not fully off, not fully on. 
They were practically straddling you. 
It was a bit embarrassing, but you guess that was still better than having them completely squish you with their whole weight.
The room may have been a bit dim and your mind might have been spinning, but that didn’t prevent you from seeing their face. 
They were cute. 
Crap, they started staring at you funny. Then they quickly looked around before their optics widened once more as they look towards you again.
“Huh? You’re not frenzy.”
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En Sus Marcas part 2/?
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Werewolf Valeria porn let's goooooooooooo
Part 1
Summary: act 2 of your first 48 hours at your new job of being Valeria's full-time live-in pet housewife 🫶🏾
NOT PROOFREAD 😭, poorly translated Spanish, 2nd person omnipresent, black reader, no use of y/n, degradation, size kink, strength kink kinda, breeding kink, readers still kind of dumb lol, I couldn't decide what to do genitalia wise so either Valeria has a knot in this omegaverse style or she's just wearing a strap the whole time, whichever you'd prefer to imagine lol, either way I call it her dick/cock, vagina and boobs having reader, pillow princess reader, stone top Valeria, cunnilingus (r! Receiving), dubcon sex
Dedicated to the two ppl who said they'd been waiting on a fic like this and also my future spouse who will also be a werewolf with as much dom energy or more as Valeria but like, 120% more cognitive empathy mwah and a job that's not running a cartel 🫶🏾
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"Run."
You were so obedient. The second she let you out of her arms you stumbled back, running sideways to keep your eyes locked on hers.
She wasn't lying about giving you a head start. She would've caught you in half a second otherwise. It wouldn't have been fair. It wouldn't have been fun.
She grinned at the sound of your rapid footsteps and heaving breaths. She was glad you hadn't been chased often, she didn't need the competition, but she'd have to teach you how to be worse prey. You were so delectable. Sweat dripping down your temple and she hadn't even started counting. And who goes out into the woods in nothing but their skimpy little nightgown? You apparently.
She started counting not long after you were out of her sight. She spoke loud enough for you to hear, which wasn't hard. You were not a fast runner.
"Diez,"
She was damn near salivating from your scent. You were such a desperate little whore. Dripping wet from just the idea of being threatened and chased.
"Nueve,"
She walked closer towards your scent. She was cheating, but who cares. You were going to lose anyway.
"Ocho,"
She growled, allowing her other form to peak through. Her nails sharpened even more, fur splintered out from her pores. Her happy trail becoming more prominent.
She growled. You were getting too far. Something else could start chasing you before she had you first.
"Fuck it, uno."
She broke into a sprint, trailing after your scent, all semblance of sanity leaving her with every step she took that drew your scent closer.
She maneuvered around the trees, jumping over brambles, following the sound of snapping twigs and the flashes of light pink peaking through the tangled branches blurring as she ran.
She was so irritated to find you gone. She could hear your little rabbit heart pounding in your chest somewhere close by, but she couldn't tell from where.
She let out a moan.
"You're hiding from me? That's good, princesa."
She trailed closer to your hiding spot. You had pressed yourself as flat as possible against a tree.
You were at least fully cognizant of the fact that it was a terrible hiding spot. You were a copyeditor, you hadn't run in years, and if you hadn't paused to catch your breath you would've served yourself up on a platter.
You couldn't ignore the fact that the thought of her tasting you in other ways made your pussy throb.
You heard her growl.
"Doing such a good job making this interesting for me, coñejita."
You couldn't tell where her voice was coming from. It echoed in the forest and seemed to envelope your entire being.
Was she some kind of siren?
"I'll tell you what," her low drawl split into a whine half way through the sentence. "If you come out now, I'll go slow when I catch you."
That sounded awful. Whether she meant killing you or not. Whatever she had to offer you, you wanted it fast."
"And if you don't, I'll make it hurt."
You froze. You stopped breathing, trying to will your entire being into complete silence.
At least you knew where she was now.
Her laugh was the most threatening sound you'd ever heard.
"Ay dios mio, coñejita. You forget yourself."
Warm, big hands gripped onto your waist.
She pulled you to her, pressing your ass against her front.
She couldn't possibly think that could fit inside you, did she?
"No te preocupes. Te lo recordaré." She whispered into your ear before pushing you to the ground, just catching you before your face hit the packed dirt.
You held your hands out in a feeble attempt to catch yourself.
She just laughed, your ass was still pressed against her and if she shifted even a little bit her dick would be rubbing against your soaked cunt.
"I'll fuck you right soon, nena. Just need to taste my pussy first."
Countries not to shiver at her taking such immediate ownership of your body. You didn't have much time to acknowledge it anyway with the long drag of her unnaturally long tongue sliding into your hole.
You let out a pathetic squeak.
Unfortunately for you, Valeria was excellent at eating pussy.
She didn't respond beyond growling more and grabbing your ass. hard.
She went from fucking you with her tongue to sucking on your clit, but it seemed her favorite way to torture you was long, slow strong licks on your clit. She was trying to drive you insane.
She wanted you to present for her, and present you did. You arched your back for her like a champ, ever so slightly rocking against her face which earned you a heavy slap on your pussy.
You yelped, "what was what for!"
"You don't control any part of this, princesa. Eres mi compañera y este es mi coño. Yo decido cómo te follan."
"I don't know what that means," you whined. Trying to reach back to shove her face back into your cunt.
Instead you got five more spanks alternating between your drenched cunt and your ass.
She sat up and pulled you with her until you were sitting in her lap, her cock frighteningly close to spearing inside of you.
"If you don't stop fucking whining, I'll have to stop playing with that pretty little pussy and fuck you until you shut. Up. Me entiendes?"
You whined, nodding into the ground. She smacked the side of your thigh.
"Say 'yes Valeria.'"
'Pretty name.' You thought before another strike came down on your thigh.
"Yes Valeria!"
She snaked her fingers up until they found your cunt, fucking one into you without any warning, forcing a gasp out of you.
"Feel good, baby?" She whispered into your ear, pressing a kiss to your temple while she wrecked your pussy with just one of her fingers.
She just couldn't stop playing with you, keeping the same even speed and watching her finger come out covered in your cum, your pussy gripping it so tight.
"Pussy doesn't wanna let me out.." she mumbled to herself.
She pulled out completely to shove two fingers into your mouth, making you gag.
"Get them ready."
Ever the obedient little slut, you did. She came close to cumming untouched with the way your tongue swirled around her digits. You and your adorable little oral fixation, sucking on her fingers like they were candy. She could've kept you like that forever but if she didn't get to cum inside you soon she'd fucking lose it, and there was no way you could take her without being stretched out properly.
She shoved her fingers a bit deeper down your throat, pressing down onto your tongue, relishing in the gagging noises and whines you let out and the sight of the drooly scrunched up face staring up at her pleasingly.
She slowly pulled her fingers out and immediately started fucking you. It was fast paced and rough. You could tell she was getting tired of not feeling you pulse on her cock, and so were you.
"Thaaaat's it, cariño, you can take it."
You were gonna cum already, of course. How could she expect you to last longer than ten seconds when she kept talking to you like that.
"Fuck, I need to cum in this pretty fucking pussy, you gonna let me in? Gonna let me get you pregnant baby?"
She started rubbing harsh circles on your clit with her thumb and your orgasm hit you like a semi-truck. It rolled through you as she stretched you open and turned you into a shaking mess with just her fingers.
"Fuck. Good girl." She was mesmerized by you, she stared at your pussy like it was a meal. If you hadn't been fucked into a subconscious state, you would've been a bit afraid of the intensity in her gaze.
She picked you up and pushed your back against a tree, licking a stripe up your pussy and pressing the gentlest of kisses to your clit before pulling you down and sinking her dick into you.
You winced at the bark scratching against your back with nothing but the partial covering of the silk night dress, but lucky for you, it was Valeria's job to make sure you couldn't focus on anything but the sensation of her thick cock stretching you open.
"Fuuuck." You tried to speak but you weren't sure you could manage much else than the soft whimpers leaving your throat. She was overwhelming in every sense of the word. Her size, her smell, the way she made you feel so small, but so cared for, she enveloped you. She was going to fuck you full. The tears started to well up in your eyes with every slow inch she eased into your pussy.
"Shhhh, good girl, you can take it, know you can."
"Can't daddy, it's too much—"
At that she bottomed out, grabbing you by the jaw and squeezing your cheeks, forcing you to make look her in the eyes.
"What did you just say?"
You froze, zoning in for the first time since you laid eyes on her, "shit, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to spring that on you! Did I—" she gave you a shallow thrust and leaned in closer, somehow pressing herself in deeper.
"That's not what I asked, princesa."
Your eyes were half open. At this point you'd be grateful to remember your own name, let alone what she'd told you three seconds ago.
"What...what did you say?"
Valeria chuckled.
"Can't be that fucking stupid already, can you slut?"
You moaned trying your hardest to rock against her and get some sort of friction to ease the pressure in your core, only to be met with rapid spanks to your ass.
You helped at each hit before dropping your head against the tree.
"How can I be smart when you're splitting me in half, daddy?" You whimpered.
Lucky for Valeria, you'd known her for all of an hour and already knew exactly what buttons to push.
Her eyes darkened, she finally let go of your jaw and started pistoning into you.
"Yeah? Daddy splitting her pussy open?"
"Yesyesyesyesyes."
You didn't even know what you were saying, all you knew was you were seconds away from cumming again and if Valeria let you go you would've collapsed to the floor.
"You want daddy to fuck you harder, princesa? Want her to cum in you?"
"Yes, please daddy please please please I need it."
She huffed out a laugh, "good girl, how did you know daddy was gonna tell you to beg, huh? You're smarter than you look."
You kept whining, begging, doing anything you could to get her to cum in you.
"Que bonita, cum for me, nena. Right now, cum in daddy's cock."
You came shuddering against her and holding onto her shoulders for dear life while she kept rutting into you with the same speed and intensity.
"Fuck daddy slow down!"
She smacked your ass before grabbing your face again.
"No me digas qué hacer y mantén esos malditos ojos abiertos, me entiendes?"
You nodded even though you didn't understand a lick of Spanish. Just eager to do whatever the gorgeous woman fucking you said.
"Gonna cum inside you baby, gonna make you so so so full, and you're gonna fucking take it."
You nodded, or tried to while she kept her grip on you.
A few more deep, hard, slow thrusts and you found yourself cumming around her cock while she shuddered against you.
She huffed into your neck, leaving indents of her teeth in your skin while you began your pathetic attempts to catch your breath.
"Fuck...that was—"
You immediately yelled as she cut you off by pulling you to the ground and shoving your knees to your head, shoving her face into your pussy so fast you couldn't even find the time to be grossed out by the dirt touching you.
She gripped the fat of your thighs and ate you out with the ferocity anyone would expect of a beast.
Fuck. Your night got a lot longer than you'd expected.
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You woke up in bed.
You were shocked to find that you were not only clean, hair washed and cared for better than you would put it up yourself. Your bonnet wasn't on, but your pillowcase was suddenly silky smooth and pastel pink to match the nightgown that looked completely different to the one you remembered putting on.
The kitchen smelled like bacon and eggs and something else delicious and you immediately tried to spring out of bed, figuring you probably got drunk and used all of the bacon you'd brought on your trip and forgot to put it away, or worse, started cooking it and left the oven on the whole night.
You were stopped in your tracks by the aches jn your legs and the lingering sensation of fullness inside you.
You shouted a little and immediately heard footsteps coming towards the door.
Valeria walked in, still naked.
"Oh. That wasn't a dream?"
She rolled her eyes like this was the most casual way she's ever met someone. Like you'd just asked her to reach something on a high shelf for you at the grocery store.
"Get back in bed. You're probably still sore from last night."
You let her herd you back into bed, tucking you into the covers like she hadn't spent the night rearranging your guts.
"Valeria?"
She didn't even look up at you, just raising an eyebrow.
"That wasn't a dream. We fucked. In the woods."
She laughed. "Si, la hicimos."
"You know I don't speak any Spanish, right?"
She crawled over you, kissing you on the forehead, then cheek, then lips before putting all her body weight on you and laying her head down on your tits.
"You'll learn."
You couldn't help it. She looked adorable like this. No matter what insanity had befallen you both the night before, a part of you just wanted to experience this minute of peace.
You gasped, she turned to and opened one eye to look at you.
"The wolfdog! Valeria, I forgot, it's probably still lost out there!"
You tried to roll out from under her.
She held you down and stared at you with complete confusion. She pinched at the bridge of her nose before getting up.
You blinked and Valeria was gone. Instead, a wolf was there, leaning its adorable head on top of the bed.
"Oh."
She shifted back again and walked off into the kitchen, leaving you to deal with the unreal amount of questions and complete shift to the laws of nature you thought you were somewhat familiar with.
"Princesa! Cómo te gustan los huevos?"
You sighed.
You reached onto the bedside table, finding your phone plugged in and fully charged.
You download the duolingo app again.
"Over easy please!"
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"Spanish or vanish." - Valeria Garza/El Sin Nombre, 2024.
Let me know what you thought I will probably never do this again but I crave validation for my writing
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a-moen · 7 months ago
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sysig · 1 year ago
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Let him dad her!! (Patreon)
#Doodles#Adventure Time#Fionna and Cake#Fionna Campbell#Simon Petrikov#I cannot BeLieve that they didn't hug at any point - illegal. One million years dungeon#She slapped him (deservedly) but they didn't hug by the end??? I had to fix it#Jerry is my favourite episode so that at least was an easy choice lol#If anywhere would be a good place to cross that line it would be to comfort her! I can't imagine he'd initiate tho haha#She's just seeking comfort so badly <3 I know she's at least legally considered an adult but she's still a kid!#And Simon just keeps adopting kids lol#He's a good dad :) Not a perfect one but y'know? He helps where he can#Sometimes all we need is a parent figure giving you a hug and saying ''You know what? You're right - this sucks. But I see you''#Fionna's quite interesting 'cause like - she's meant to be a Finn but there are a lot of differences between her and quite a few Finns!#A lot of that is Because she lived in Simon's head for so long but I wonder - most Finns have decent support systems and she seems a little#Well not lacking Exactly but her fallbacks aren't as numerous - and she's not able to fulfill her life's purpose so she's just kinda wayward#Seeing that kind of Finn finally able to spread their wings but still have a lot of Finn trappings like naivety and impulsivity ♪#She's interesting! I quite like her :D Plus it's cool to see her natural EQ when she calls out Simon later in this episode unknowingly haha#I stopped at episode eight for a while but year her line about ''Then you got on the bus right? :D'' and him refuting it#Hmmm ♪ It was certainly interesting - I'm glad they addressed it :)#Plus she's fun to draw haha ♫ Her bunny ears! And the jacket she took from Martin </3 She has a fun design#And as always Simon is fun to draw :) Especially piecemeal here haha - just his mouth or just his eyes ♪ Cute :)
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servantleverslutdrop · 17 days ago
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sometimes i just get randomly pissed off that shadow and bone (the show) exists, and when that happens, i'll scroll thru ur blog until i feel better.
This is such a big compliment, thank you anon lol, glad to be of service
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elytrafemme · 7 days ago
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kicks my feet giggling into the palm of my hand i am going to have a job next semester... im actually going to have a fucking job next semester
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frozcnlight · 6 months ago
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// I'm awake and I'll make it everyone's problem (in a hopeful positive way = 7 =)
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sentofight · 6 months ago
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ooc. how the world is divided in k.ula's mind
you good; you buy her ice cream. example: seirah (high bar. you cant achieve this level) heidern (low level you can beat him with buying more ice cream.)
you bad; you use flames ew ew, and you don't buy her ice cream. example ew ash ew ew (high level) iori (ew...but he is funny at times but he does not buy her ice cream smh mid) kyo; (he minds his business and does not use his fire on her...hes not bad buuuuuuuuut... HE DIDNT BUY HER ICE CREAM BEFORE)
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phagodyke · 5 months ago
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anyway yeah relevant to that post abt being deaf/hoh and ppl excluding u from conversation bc of it (even unintentionally), that's smth that's been really deeply bothering me lately bc there are a few ppl I routinely have to deal with who do it a lot and it Pisses Me The Fuck Off I've lost all patience w them. giving up and calling it ableism and walking out idc anymore 🚶‍♂️
#theres a guy at work whos incredibly annoying for it but tbh hes bad at his job in general anyway n everyones annoyed at him all the time#so at least i get some solidarity from my other coworkers (who are generally rly accommodating of my deafness)#i dunno how he hasnt got the memo ive explained im deaf so he needs to face me n make sure he has my attention n enunciate multiple times#but nope still not getting thru to him! so half the time if he starts mumbling i just pointedly ignore him until he either speaks more#clearly or goes away lmao#and same with a friend of a friend im sure hes a nice guy and everyone else seems to like him n hes in our main discord server so i cant#avoid him as easily and ive been so tolerant of it but hes worn thru my patience entirely and idc abt trying to be nice anymore#if he comes on call and starts mumbling and sidelining me from the conversation i just put him on mute im not dealing with that anymore#i dont fucking care if its petty and rude to do that. im tired of trying to understand him and dealing with how left out he makes me feel#i hope he picks up on the hostility n feels unwanted so maybe then he'll understand what its like for me and fix his behaviour 👍#bc i have no other way of communicating that with him anymore. since I CANT FUCKING HEAR HIM!!!!!#he also has a lot of other annoying behaviour which is fine but this is my limit its so disrespectful and outside of my control#make space for my disability or go away forever#not sure if we could even be friends if he did change now bc hes soured my impression of him so much by this point.#sad! well theres other guys#im glad everyone ive met at climbing so far has been pretty good abt it. really not that hard to do!#anyway rant over lol. at least the guy at work is only on a temp contract so only have to deal w him for a few more months#unfortunately since the rest of that group is friends w this other guy he'll prolly be around longer. but oh well lmao#just crossing my fingers he'll drift away n never open discord again so ill never have to deal w his shitty crackly mic mumbling#or maybe he'll stop fucking calling from whatever wind tunnel hes in and properly join in on our movie nights instead!!!!!#it is sad bc i think he has similar music taste to me. there are def some things we have in common that could form a basis for friendship#but hes gone n ruined it innit#aaaanyway oops started complaining again... the bitch grind never ends#im gonna shower n go back to elden ringing it.... fare thee well#.diaries
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penguin251159 · 11 months ago
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📺 9 favorite tv shows that I watched (for the first time) in 2023 🍿
Thanks for tagging me @elliecreed! 🤩😁 Yeah...this one was kinda tough cause I'm sooooo behind on everything lol. There's too many things I want to watch that I end up not watching much of anything new 🙃 but anyways!
1. The Last Of Us
2. Fargo (s5)
3. The Uncanny Counter (s2)
4. Beyond Evil
5. Our Dining Table
6. My School President
7. Wednesday
8. Home Economics
9. Stay With Me
If anyone sees this and wants to fill it out, consider yourself tagged! I need to add more shows to my ever growing must watch list lol
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lesbianpegbar · 1 year ago
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What are your thoughts on season 2 so far??? I’m still a bit worried about lg… but idc about that BECAUSE QIAO LING!!!!! WITH THE STEEL POLE!!!
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yeah <3
#actual thoughts in tags lol#its sooooooo good so far like AUGH so good#sleeping on it i think its kinda fucking hilarious that lan did All That to make us think lu guang was dead#i just KNOW they were giggling and kicking their feet this whole time#also i think lu guangs in the clear but wouldnt it be so funny if they killed him now after all that#interested to see how things develop but so far i like the villains theyre establishing!#it obviously has a very very different tone from s1 (or at least the beginning of season 1)#a part of me misses the more lighthearted tone BUT i think its only natural as the plot develops that things become more serious#and it seems like they are keeping the sense of humor when appropriate which is all i need!#moments like them making fun of lu guangs age and everyone teasing cheng xiaoshi after the reveal keep the levity#its clear its still retaining its heart and remembers that whats important is these characters despite the drama and insanity around them#animation went insane also#the moment right at the start of ep 1 where lu guang is passing out. animation is INSANE god#plus the fight choreography and animation is so so good#you can really see the characters different abilities and personalities in their fighting styles which is so cool#also theyre still keeping the insane cliff hangers <3#literally let out a very loud squeak/gasp when chen bi fell at the end of ep 1#also QIAO LINGGGGGGG !!!!!#im so so glad shes becoming more involved#not that she had no role in s1 but i think its high time she got some real spot light#so overall i really really enjoyed it!! im so happy to have link click back oh my god#hearing the gang tease each other and smile at one another and support each other again was all i needed#link click spoilers#asks#shi guang dai li ren#mine
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synthville · 2 years ago
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“Beheadings are on Wednesday’s.”
RAFFI MUSIKER - ST: PIC - S03E03
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unproduciblesmackdown · 2 years ago
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fascinating lens on taylor's goings on in s6 there re: Romance. epic win that they have rian turn them down but i'm also really not sure why they did. oh you know, rian who's always defined by being so prudent [montage of actually pretty much everything seemingly defining rian has been pretty anti prudent] like ok w/e
but we start out with taylor Particularly Unmotivated By Work and instead watching a The Bachelor beach proposal which involves extasis through this Reality(tm) pastiche of romance. i am assuming. wherein the journey Ends with this transcendent all-consuming joy upon the realization of said Romance for one contestant. then when their somehow still bestie mafee (relevant tangents about how all taylor's relationships seem to involve their having an approach where they have low standards like "well but i guess this is all i can get / expect" including that they can't even necessarily expect shit they like/enjoy/are at all supported by, while readily accepting whatever blame/reproach from others) is like "gee but are you really happy" they're apparently inspired to pursue happiness by pursuing romance. which they seem to consider is possible only through rian, intriguing here when the entire basis of their dynamic seems to be [trapped in work hell together] like boy we have nothing outside our jobs? i sure hope we can be Everything to each other then :) and how it's even more baffling that rian is completely unbaffled by this development when you might operate on some assumptions like "you should have ever seemed to enjoy any interactions you've ever had" to consider choosing more vulnerability and more time / effort spent on this relationship, and "you also don't need to have Found Fault with someone / otherwise have some grievances or dislike of them to not want to date them" especially if rian's apparent sense of responsibility for taylor's theoretical negative feelings about rejection supposedly doesn't involve thinking about any power dynamics, she just feels the need to repeatedly reassure them she'd actually Love to date or have sex but she's just so set on not dating through work, b/c of the complications, that she's never considered not having casual sex with bosses and also never mentioned this stance to turn down winston nor done anything but revel in how he might feel about even being rejected as a conversational partner. too prudent to mention it. certainly also a relevant matter that it Need Not Be Explained to anyone that winston for one is excluded as a potential Romantic partner for pretty much everyone i guess. whilest as this potential mirror to taylor, he's not only considering specifically rian w/"we're similar; let's hang out; i'd like to have sex maybe even" (though winston's sexuality, like his communicative capacities, is also simply Not Allowed) but also seems to be like "i guess this is all i can get / expect" or hanging on for a long time to the possibility of Otherwise at his own expense or taking blame / whatever pretty egregious treatment like. taylor being willing to talk to wendy still is akin to winston still being willing to talk to rian. though maybe that's changed by the end of s6; it'd be very warranted after the pretty make or break [rian & winston Share An Interest; hang out outside work about it] moment there and also after Everything Else on its own, just like how it'd be very warranted if taylor expecting Nothing Better from wendy could turn into their hardly being willing to interact
anyways, sure is fortunate for taylor (or is it???) that Work becomes more enriching for them suddenly, and through someone with whom they have this promising personal dynamic with, a Peer with whom, in fact, they do both seem to find reward in interacting with each other / want and choose to do so, imagine, while [reiterating for emphasis]: they are both finding reward in interacting and feeling Complementary rather than only seeing exactly themself in each other, while having this respect for each other and flexibility and knowing they don't Have to work together, and may not always be doing so.
but most to the point it sure is something that the season starts off with taylor being dissatisfied with their work situation and responding by not being at work and instead watching people be overjoyed about their (also, relevantly, Peak Normal Correct Cishet) romance, though they don't outright claim to straightforwardly enjoy this. then they Do outright claim to us repeatedly, if ever begrudgingly, that everything rian does is worthy &/or sympathetic (and totally comprehensible and consistent so as to believably retain any sense of Character....) while every time they interact, it's a business meeting and one or both of them is unhappy about some part of it. but then once taylor's asked to think about their happiness Beyond Work they apparently are simply motivated to go ask someone out, and it may as well be rian For Lack Of A Better Option really, but then there's the wrench of "for some reason rian is unsurprised and not at all put off by this, or even just somewhat confused" and "for some reason rian's like 'sorry but no. fr im soooo sorry'" with these perspectives of [happiness Outside Work = romance] and [someone deemed Objectively Worthy = you'd of course at least consider romance, or else you must think actually they're Unworthy in some way, or have some more general Reason you'd reject others categorically in just the same way] (rian rejecting winston for unworthiness so much that she doesn't even need to bother actually telling him as much; rejecting taylor for [i don't date through work] with followups to reassure them it's Not the unworthiness) (that on and off paper winston & taylor have no reason to not be kissing but i think we can assume that won't happen, b/c billions itself may also assume we understand that [winston is unworthy] is just true. &/or that anyone Worthy understands as much)
so hoping that taylor has Some kind of enriching lasting relationship with philip, truly, which was the hopes for winston and rian but the updated hope is his enriching lasting disengagement with rian, f
#winston billions#AND rian having some of the worst material re: sex billions has ever inflicted upon us. impressive. sorry to this character#(and like.................has she Not prior had casual sex through work while she's been willing to do so / hasn't had nights & weekends??)#that makes no sense either. it's for winston's sake i'm glad she hasn't tried to be fwb there#wouldn't it be fun if we got s7 genderfluid rian. but we won't. fr it's like....why'd we get this character at all lmao#would've made more sense if she left at the end of s6 too. while the best thing we've gotten is taylor getting to further distinguish#themself from axe in of course good ways. the associated [philip seems so much more like A Character than rian despite also being new]#difficult to work in ''rian would be abusive towards winston if they were dating b/c she Already Is as (sometimes) work friends'' when#another issue is that rian's material isn't really being Examined when every character can only remark abt how cool & correct she always is#ultimately; at least....taylor you caaan't actually be mad at rian; gotta be some Other issue you're having bad feelings about....#that winston being introduced so peripherally it was meant to be a oneoff & while (as viewed by other characters) being Incorrect and#Unsympathetic has created the conditions for someone who does end up w/this stronger sense of Being A Character#he's even autistic....while rian is adhd and hostile like ''at least i'm allistic and meritous''#like yes i Will talk to you more than others maybe but offscreen & i Will also be bullying you b/c i am willing to and i certainly can.#dunno what to say about winston and tuk b/c we've still seen so relatively little & idk what we'll get for winston in s7#that it's will's updated foul play website bio that Confirms he'll be in s7 at all; but i'm still not supposing he'll def get more than an#episode or two or w/e. or i suppose he could be sent off & return; they're still in production mode over there after all#i would really doubt canon would give us that romance but it would be....i dunno. earthshaking really lol haven't given it the most thought#canon might also think that would be insulting to tuk or something....#or say As Much w/that continual threat of ''improving'' winston by making him Choose to be more normal now (:#everyone's always giving him the organic aba (abuse) either way but umm the Least you could do would be absorb it & Stop Bringing It Upon#Yourself....still supposing it's possible that their being Friends is considered to be dragging tuk back / dooming him to Loserdom#but as or more likely: he got to talk to tuk in the last ep to get him out of the way. it will never get focus#oh i went off track up there: finishing the thought to say i suppose it's assumed rian would not be shitty towards taylor like she would be#towards winston b/c they're Worthier; not supposedly inferior to her even as winston is considered to be#hence that rian Can give winston shit whenever she wants but just so happens to Not be that way towards anyone else. makes you think#mfw i run out of room writing on one page abt cam stone like ''i could've been more clearly relationship anarchist with it :(''
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gaylittleguys · 2 years ago
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book musings don’t mind me
I was really so disappointed with the long way to a small angry planet. As soon as I identified WHY it was bothering me, I just started getting so annoyed I just returned it without finishing it. I didn’t want to be disappointed because I really loved the setup and the characters, and thought it had so much potential! But I really just couldn’t get over the way it was written, and the way it felt like Nothing actually happened ever, despite there being SO MANY things that were happening. It just felt like none of it mattered? Things would come up and be resolved with a neat little moral or something to say and that’s it. But I was over halfway through the book, and I don’t think I learned more about anybody than I did in the first couple chapters. It felt so devoid of any conflict or imperfection that it just wasn’t interesting lmao. There was a review that compared it to a tv show like Firefly, and Yeah. It felt like it was trying to be an episodic tv show, with fun little side adventures with the same cast, but that’s not what I want out of a book! I’d go watch a show for that!! I want a cohesive story PLEASE. There was just too many offshoots and too many side plots that I just didn’t care and none of them were interesting. Which is a shame because the world building was very compelling and I Wanted to be invested, but there was just barely any focus on the interesting plot points. I just had such a hard time with it, and I couldn’t finish it. I skimmed through the rest of the book to see if it got more interesting, but it seemed like it was just more disconnected side stories. Which was maybe the point, but it just felt like….. uninteresting. There was nothing to be invested in.
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gibbearish · 4 months ago
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hey question when did spencer's get dope as fuck
#trick question the answer is the moment that the cashier overheard us loudly reading out the monster cock names and gave us#free boobie balloons because we and i quote 'seem cool'#actually i may need to relay the whole mall experience once ive had time to process it because literally so many wild things happened#did yall know middle schoolers are still using the 'did you fall into a tacklebox' thing#and also if you refuse to shake their hand theyll short circuit and shake their own hand.#the thing with being five feet tall is that sometimes children will mistake you for one of their own and attempt bullying#which makes it about 50000x funnier when they realize youre an adult with actual problems to worry about and get awkward JEBFKSBDK#at the very least though glad to see the children are returning to their natural habitat: being menaces to adults in malls#that sounded derogatory but i promise its affectionate MENFKSHFKSBFKDN#oh also if you just Ask them their age i guess theyll be compelled to answer with the truth because theyre so blindsided by it#lil man is 13 approaching 3 adults (one of which has far more facial piercings than me but is Very Tall And Threatening so. lol)#taking 4 attempts to actually ask his tacklebox question#not helped by the fact that everyone in our group is terrible at hearing and/or hadnt heard that phrase before so we kept being like#what? what was that? speak up young man i cant understand you when you mumble#and he tried to keep it going after that but me and my friend were both like 'no:) youre done now‚ good try though:) goodbye:)'#and he. listened JEBFKSHFKSBFKSBFKDHK#just turned around and left. walked back to his friends. likely did so knowing theyd just watched him have to shake his own hand#there is something nice to think about though that i got to be a part of this kids future 'oh my god that was so embarassing' moment JSJDKSJ#origibberish
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holydramon · 11 months ago
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got to chapter 8 (which I believe is where things diverge)!! anyway popping the biggest bottles cause all my theories regarding haru and miyuki have been proven correct so far.
#also!! miyuki!! i love her. glad we saved her.#that said very confused cause like… it seems?? we’re in the human world now???#they really went ‘home away from home’ is one of the most iconic digimon episodes we should include that (joke)#that said uh. does the time between digital world and human world work the same as adventure in this. cause if so.#YIKES MIYUKI…. like she was stuck in the digital world for like. what? about 60 human years (based off how old the professor is).#how many digital years is that?? man.#last but not least… I’m guessing based off what’s been shown so far that the big bad is apocalymon which. i guess is better than yggdrasil#which was my other guess. that said kinda wish it was something new. but also I get it. apocalymon makes sense as a villain. plus digimon#survive is meant to kinda be a more mature/dark take on the adventure premise so. i get it.#i will say one of my other guesses based on the mural was huanlongmon and like. against all odds I am still hoping that might be right. that#said that is probably just coping lol.#i mean come on… ruin mode is right there… please…#dramon thoughts#roseate plays survive#digimon survive spoilers#OH ALSO. i am doing harmony route btw.#i admittedly. am not looking forward to having to go through chapters 1-7 again for moral and wrathful. like they’re good but. this game is#very long.#probably gonna cheese it and just alternate between wrath and moral for every choice next run and then make a save at the start of 7 and#just choose all wrath or all moral to get each route from there#just so I don’t have to do those chapters. two more times.
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