#and give him his gift hehehehehe

[landofgay]

I will get thru today :^) I will make it to Christmas :^)

[radioisntdead]

Can I request Child Reader in Hazbin Hotel, during Christmas because Charlie loves to give.

Alastor gifts a new knife set to Reader and Reader gifts everyone a dead Valentino that was shoved in a box :)

HEHEHEHEH

T'was Christmas

[the poem I'm parodying]

Warnings: DEATH TO THE PIMP, lowkey morbid

’Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the hotel, only one creature was stirring, not Charlie, nor Alastor, or little fat nuggets, it was the youngest resident in the hotel, you.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care and you snuck past them with such delight,

Alastor had given you a set of pretty knives for an early Christmas delight, small enough to hold comfortably in your small Chucky-like hands.

you tiptoed out of the hotel, trying not to awaken anyone from their slumber.

The Vee's were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of their utmost desires danced in their sleeping heads, thankfully you couldn't see dreams or else Vox's dream with Alastor would've given you nightmares.

With Velvette in her bonnet, and Vox powered off in his cap, Valentino was left unprotected.

He had just settled his stupid brain for a long winter’s nap, when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, small little footsteps pattered.

He sprang up from his bed to see what was the matter, away to the window he flew like a flash, tore open the shutters, ripping away the curtains.

Hanging from the window like a little lemur, eyes bright with a grin so wide.

The pimp stepped back from the window arms recoiled as little hands pulled up the window, sneaking in like a shadow.

You landed on the ground with such cheer, skipping over to the purple man in the corner, his blank eyes filled with such fright.

He pushed past you so lively and quick, trying to open the door, only for it to be jammed like a cheesy low budget horror movie.

You waved your knife at him scoldingly, like an angry grandmother.

he screamed and shouted, calling for his friends by name,

“Voxy! Velvette! There's a Pequeño demonio aquí!!!"

"Help me! Help me! Quickly!!"

But to no avail his friends were fast asleep warm and snug in their beds, fast asleep, not even a peep from him could be heard.

No one was coming to save Valentino this Christmas night, no Christmas miracle would save him from your wrath.

Dry leaves crunched beneath your little winter boots as you dragged your Santa bag back to the hotel, it was heavier then when you left, filled with one of your gifts.

When daylight approached and Charlie gleefully slipped into your room waking you to open up your gifts.

You ran down the stairs, holding on to the rail so tight as everyone else gathered around the tree, holding mugs of coffee, spiked coffee or hot chocolate, also possibly spiked.

The bottom of the tree was full of gifts, some for you and some for everyone else, as you sat in your corner, gleefully unwrapping your presents,

A new pajama set, many toys from your favorite kid appropriate shows, a radio, and many other things that you would spend the day playing with, you were distracted as the other began opening their gifts.

A moth fur coat for Al, nice and fuzzy, warm for the colder months of hell.

A striped feather pen for Charlie to draw with.

A pink sewed bow that you handmade for Vaggie.

A sharp golden tooth shaped pin for husk.

A big chunk of soft moth fluff for Niffy.

And last but not least for Angel, a familiar pair of heart shaped glasses and a ripped up contract.

He stared at you for a moment, how could a kid like you kill an overlord? He didn't know and didn't want to find out, with a flick of his wrist he put the glasses on and watched you merrily play with your toys, like you didn't take down an overlord the night before.

It was a very merry Christmas for the hotel, warm, cozy, filled with joy and laughter, unlike the vee tower, cold and fearful, filled with anger and grief.

A very merry Christmas indeed!

GOOD EVENIN' FOLKS!! I DO HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND I HOPE YOU HAD A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!! THANK YOU FOR TUNIN' IN, I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT!!

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[rachalixie]

lost and found

a/n: @isilentprincess hehehehehe

you’re standing at the intersection across from your apartment when you realize it - you don’t have your wallet. you pat at your pockets desperately, cursing when your hands come up empty. all of the blood in your body drains out and your face feels impossibly cold, and you have to grab onto the lightpost to keep from falling over.

your gaze trails over to the sidewalk you had just come from, in the direction of the cafe you frequented almost every afternoon. there’s no sign of it, the black leather and gold zipper is nowhere to be found. you follow down the path, eyes flickering back and forth on the pavement and you’re sure you look a little insane but you don’t really care. you have to move quickly, the daylight is burning out and looking for it during the night wouldn’t be easy. you bump into several people, muttering sorry’s and excuse me’s as you continue on your path to the cafe doors.

you hadn’t pulled out your wallet when you got your coffee earlier; you had proudly presented the punch card you had been saving that granted you a free drink and sandwich, the one you kept in the back of your phone case so you didn’t lose it. a bit ironic now, since you lost your entire wallet in the process.

you approach the counter after scanning the table you were just at, now inhabited by a couple holding hands across the table and making heart eyes at each other. they seem to engrossed in each other to be the types to steal someone’s wallet, so you focus your attention to the barista behind the register. 

“did someone drop off a wallet here?” you ask, desperation leaking into your voice. “i was just here, it hasn’t been long.”

“no, sorry,” the barista, hyunjin as his nametag says, smiles at you with a little bit of pity. “if you leave your number, i can let you know if someone does bring it up?”

you scribble your number down onto a napkin, handing it to him with hurried thank you, and exit the cafe while trying to keep your breaths even.

you kept a slip of paper in the wallet with your name and number, instructing the reader to call or text you if they had found it, but you don’t know the kind of person that may have picked it up. if someone even did, what if it fell down a drain somewhere? what if someone did find it and decided to grab the cash and toss it into the nearest trash can?

the thoughts follow you all throughout your short walk home, up the elevator and into your front door. you drop straight into bed, embarrassed tears burning at your eyes as you log into your bank apps to cancel your cards and order new ones. no new charges stand out in your balance, and you’re at least thankful for that. 

the cards were an easy replacement but the other things? the polaroids of you and your friends in the side slots, the gift card you’ve been saving for a rainy day? those can’t be replaced. it leaves you in some kind of helpless despair that stays with you even as you succumb to sleep.

you wake up comfortable, the warmth of your blankets and the sun peeking out through your blinds sending a smile onto your face, but you freeze when you remember what had happened yesterday. your wallet. 

you grasp your phone in your hand, ripping the charger out of it as you scroll through your notifications. various social media, texts from your mom, a friend request from someone you haven’t spoken to in years, and there - 

a voicemail from an unsaved number, left late last night. that’s different, that’s something that lights up hope inside of you. 

“hi?” a tentative voice sounds from your speaker when you press play. “i found your wallet. i think? it has your name and number in it, at least. i wanted to give it back, so um. call me back and we can arrange something? or text me. whichever is fine!”

it cuts off with a nervous laugh, and you stare at the voicemail page on your phone for a few blinks. this is almost too good to be true. 

you press the call button next to the number and wait with bated breath as the phone rings once, twice, three times and you almost hang up but he answers.

“hello?” he says, accent thick with sleep. you hadn’t realized how early in the morning it was.

“hi, this is y/n?” you say, realizing now that you didn’t think through what to say before calling him. “you called me about my wallet? sorry i called you so early, i just got your voicemail.”

“oh!” he says, rustling coming from his end. “yeah, i’m glad you called! i found it in my apartment lobby, park place?”

“i live there!” you sit up straight, slipping your feet into your slippers. “are you here now? i can come get it from you.”

“sure, that works,” he says, voice light. “im in 606, i can meet you by the elevator.”

“no way,” you say, disbelief coloring your voice as you make quick steps towards your door. “i live in 604. right next door.”

you open your door a moment before he does, giving you time to take him in. a mess of dark, curly hair on his head, tired eyes a bit puffy from having just woken up, toned arms hiding behind a baggy t-shirt.

fuck. he’s hot. this is your next-door neighbor? how did you miss seeing him this entire time?

“here,” he hands you your wallet and you take it in both of your hands, letting out a sigh of relief when you flop through it and see everything was intact and where it should be.

“thank you,” warmth lines your words and you hope he can feel how grateful you are. “i really appreciate it. can i buy you a coffee or something?”

“oh, it was no problem,” he smiles at you and, god help you. he’s so pretty. “and ah. i don’t really drink coffee?”

“oh,” you hope you don’t sound too disappointed. you wanted to thank him as much as you wanted to spend some time with him, to figure out of he was as pretty on the inside as he was on the outside. you might have been moving too fast, but the heart wants what it wants, and right now your heart was beating itself into a flurry in your chest.

“but there’s a place down the block that makes some really good drinks, if you want to do that?” he offers, looking you up and down, but before you could begin to feel self conscious about your pajamas and fluffy slippers he continues. “tonight?”

“pick me up at 8?” you send him a beaming smile that grows just a bit more when he returns it. 

losing your wallet wasn’t the worst thing, you guess.

[regretevator-confessions]

i see a lot of partybeetle hate in here, so i wanna talk about my love for them !!!!!!!! <3 theyre just very fun to me hehehehe

i like to think poob is very outwardly affectionate, calling pest lots of pet names (honey, lovebug, cutie, etc) n loves showering him with hugs n kisses :] !! pest isnt very good at showing his affection in the same way as them, but he IS good at gift giving !! he’ll often give poob random items or things outside he finds cool or that remind him of them, n he likes to make little gifts for them !!! :3

something i like about partybeetle is their kinda cartoony dynamic ???? theyre like lord hater and wander from wander over yonder, or squirdward and spongebob i think !!!!!! :] unserious frenemies who kiss sometimes.... i dont care if people find them ’lame’ or ’bad’ for dumb reasons, i am going to keep imagining them being in love . Because i can do whatever i wantttt lalala ☝️ checkmate LIBERAL !!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehe OK BYE !!!!!!!

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[fannishstuff]

Have more Biddleford AU!

This is in specific reference to my AU where Fiddleford tried meditation instead of inventing the memory gun, and consequently met and began to worship Bill.

So, I opened that piece of fanart with Fiddleford reaching out a hand to Ford, and telling him that he was welcome.

"Why," you might ask, "is he welcoming in Ford? Doesn't Ford already worship Bill?

Hehehehehe, that's where the fact that Bill is extremely manipulative comes in. More under the cut.

So, in the ficlet that I included with that picture, you'll note that Bill set himself up to be the golden magical savior that would protect Fiddleford from evil spirits and bad luck. Well, Fiddleford falls for it and he falls for it hard. Bill can be very charming and convincing when he wants to be. (...sort of. He does a lot of, like, giving people upsetting gifts and terrifying compliments and stuff. You kind of have to be a little unhinged already to fall for Bill-style charm, basically. Fortunately our pteratron-building man is.)

Fiddleford now belongs to Bill. Great. You'll remember that Ford is not actually able to build the portal himself - he needed help from Fiddleford because his math wasn't strong enough. Okay, so Bill was using Ford to build the Portal, and Ford was using Fiddleford... but now Bill can use Fiddleford directly, so he has two geniuses under his thumb. Even better: Bill had to manipulate Ford by keeping him isolated and paranoid. Fiddleford, on the other hand, we know to be charismatic and sociable. We know that he tends to seek out people who are suffering from problems similar to his and that he can get them to open up. He's also very convincing, and can convince them he has a solution to their troubles. Ivan, whose recruitment we see in Journal 3 and who is the eventual leader of the Society of the Blind Eye, is a great example of this.

So, now Bill has two patsies: a genius nerd who's convinced everyone is out to get him, and a big-hearted but very odd duck guy who wants nothing more than to help people. The second one, the charmer, has a habit of proselytizing.

And, oh, how Bill loves to be worshiped.

So, he still needs and wants Ford, but why would he settle for Ford? Bill starts occupying more and more of Fiddleford's time with the cult, and while he's at it, he himself start to breadcrumb - and eventually ghosts - Ford. It sends Ford into a panic. Ford is getting increasingly stressed and overworked, he's barely making progress, his only friend is spending almost no time with him and acting weird even when he's around, and his muse has seemingly abandoned him. Oh, and by the way: Bill hasn't told Ford that he's in contact with Fidds, and has instructed Fidds to keep the secret.

One day, Bill returns to Ford's dreams.

He's snide. He's cold. He asks for progress, and then makes like he's going to leave. Ford leaps at him, begs him to stay, asks what happened, and what he did wrong.

What are you talking about, Sixer? Aren't you doing fine without me? I thought you were some kind of genius. Well, I'm - I could never do as well alone as with your guidance, Bill! You're my muse! Oh, yeah. That. What is it? What's wrong?

Bill goes on to point out that, well, yeah, Ford was fine, but Bill was really starting to feel lead on. Bill's not just some broad you can expect to keep around forever and never bother pop the question. Like, Bill's a god, not just a """MUSE,""" and it was just kinda getting old, right? Like, you're clearly fine without me, so whatever. What? What's wrong? No, seriously, it's fine if you don't want to commit, you have commitment issues since you abandoned your brother and all. What, you want another chance? Seriously? I'm not really convinced. Oh? Okay, fine. Fine. We'll talk it out. But you are on thin ice, Sixer.

So, Ford is given some pretty strict instructions for the next couple of days, and then he's sent to meet up with Bill's other worshipers.

Ford didn't know about the other worshipers, and he's really embarrassed about this. (Never mind that they didn't exist.) He's angry, he's frustrated, but most of all he's desperate for approval.

So he goes, and he meets...

Fiddleford.

Bill's been talking to Fiddleford. Bill explained everything to Fiddleford. He explained that Ford is coming, and he's to be the co-ruler of the cult or Fiddleford's right-hand man, but that he needs to behave himself. Ford hasn't always been totally committed, Bill explained, but he's being given another chance.

But it's okay! Fiddleford believes in Ford! Fiddleford one hundred percent is vouching for him, Ford's such a swell guy, always goes the whole way in everything. Fiddleford would never doubt Ford, and together, they're going to prove to Bill that Ford's serious.

Ford... isn't convinced. Ford is having doubts. But Ford has to make sure to never, ever, ever voice those doubts, because that would be proving that he has doubts, and that he's just like Bill was afraid he would be, even though Fiddleford trusts him unconditionally like the good friend he is.

Anyway in this AU the world ends

[kaziwi]

Usopp, 19? Hehehhe

AHHH i was hoping someone would request Usopp with this hehehehehe, I hope you enjoy!!!

Link to Event

“You’re a horrible liar.”

Character(s): Usopp

WC: 547

It was the PERFECT gift. The best possible gift anyone could ever buy, and you were able to snatch it before anyone else. A few islands ago, while shopping with Usopp, he had mentioned a new set of super rare paints that were going to be released soon. He had expressed to you that he really wanted them, but there was a chance you'd be out at sea when they released, and basically every artist wanted them, so there was no chance he'd ever get them.

Well you just proved him wrong because YOU GOT THEM. You'd heard from the last island that they would be in stock at the next island...but only for a few days. So...as soon as you docked on the island you told everyone you wouldn't be back till later, causing a bunch of questioning stares. You RAN to the nearest art supply store and bravely FOUGHT your way through to get the paints (you had waited for like 3 hours for them to restock).

By the time you returned to the Sunny, the sun was setting. There was a good chance dinner was over, but you weren't worry since you were sure Sanji saved you a plate. You figured you would sneak off to your bed, hide the paints under your covers, and while Usopp was busy you'd quickly wrap them and give them to him. A simple easy plan to follow. Simple and easy.

What you didn't account for was running into Usopp on the way to your room. Great!!!!!!!!!

"Y/N!! There you are, you missed dinner. I know Sanji probably hid your food somewhere in the kitchen so Luffy doesn't find it, so don't worry about that-" he was going to continue rambling on, when he noticed you hiding a bag behind your back, "What's in there?" he asked.

Shit. You didn't think this out.....

"Um, well its nothing!!"

"Come onnn show meeeee," Usopp whined, "Is that why you were gone all day? What is it?"

You needed to come up with a lie so believable that even the great God Usopp, captain of 8000 men, basically the king of the liars, would be fooled.

"Its super SUPER rare treasure that I got from fighting a scary paint monster!!!! But you can't look at it cause it's mine!' You shouted.

WHAT WAS THAT WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!!!! Literally that was the worst possible lie you ever could have come up with.

It was silent for a good minute till Usopp burst out laughing. He was laughing so hard that he had to clutch his stomach. Great.

"You're a horrible liar," Usopp said in between laughs, "Maybe leave the lying to me, alright?"

Your face was beet red as you sighed and accepted that the surprise was ruined.

"I was going to surprise you with these..." you said, slowly pulling out the paints, "But since that was ruined, here's what I got you."

You could see how his jaw dropped from the sight of the paint. Literally. It hit the floor.

"How-HOW DID YOU GET THESE!!!!!!!!!!"

To say Usopp was happy was a understatement. If it wasn't for the 10000 thank yous and the new gadget he made for you that let you knew he was grateful, his newest story about the brave Y/N and how they saved the great captain Usopp from the evil paint monster made your heart melt.

[linktheacehero]

I dare

*pokes you*

drop the oot zelink and magic stuff.

hehehehehe

*cracks fingers*

Oot Zelink. tragic blorbos but I will fucking die on my hill that they get a happy ending and heal from their trauma together.

Theyre so fucking devoted to each other ita not even funny like THEYRE RIDE OR DIE. (all zelinks are too) weird forest fae gremlin child broke into the castle and zelda said "him. I want him" and now youve got the most gender bi4bi couple ever besides botw/totk zelink.

I love em so much man. She's Link's tether and reasoning for so many things its insane. He searches for her endlessly, befriends her AGAIN even after sending him back and is so special to him that her gift is his most precious item.

And Zelda. GODS dont get me started on how much she cares for this man cuz shes just as whipped. Is literally his bestie as Sheik (while giving him the biggest bi panic) and fucking fights a shadow demon and stays by his side until he wakes. Sends him back out of love because she wabts him to regain the childhood he lost while she sacrifices hers (all she wanted was for him to be happy yall😭) and they still stay together in a new life because theyre bond is just that strong.

EVEN IN DEATH YOU SEE IT. Hero Shade misses his wife sm guys, what can I say. The guy literally used Zeldas' lullaby as an entrance to the most sacred weapon of the land and lingers by the castle like crazy (3 out of 7 skills are there)

The manga just speaks for itself, like theyre so in love.

As for magic shit, I just think its neat and its honestly at its core fancy science jdjdkd

[sorryimananti-romantic]

SKRT SKRT

Konichiwassup mate! How do you do this bright evening! I am simply buzzed with excitement because I've finally managed to shake off my post exam exhaustion after sleeping through one whole day~

I was wondering what kind of medieval/mystic being our Ateez boyfriends might be and here are my thoughts:

1. Hongjoong: Fairy. A garden fairy to be exact. Like LOOK at his tiny ass (we're the same height) HE'S SO SMOL (He's actually pretty tall) HOW CUTE! (Well that's true.)

Also I can imagine him fly around in the garden perfecting the aesthetics of the place. And no, he'll not keep some basic ass fancy grass, nuh uh, natural vegetation and grass😌

2. Seonghwa: a Heavenly Nymph. Bro is gorgeous beyond words. His beauty is so sublime he can NEVER be just a mere earthly being. He'd be the most beautiful nymphs of all but equally as deadly. Crpss him and you might just lose a limb.

Yeosang: Forest Elf. Okay hear me out. LONG BLOND HAIR YEOSANG. AND WE ALL KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL THE COLOUR GREEN LOOKS ON HIM. But yes he seems like he'll be the forest protector elf. (Maybe Hongjoong and Yeosang play together idk)

4. Yunho: Dragon. Bro is dragon coded. Like he's SO dragon. Ouu but he'll ne such a sweet dragon tho. Maybe he let's all the forest creatures sleep near him during chilly winters since he naturally exudes warmth.

5. Woosan: Nine Tail Foxes. They're a pair. Do not separate. I'm thinking Wooyoung would be the Nine Tailed fox that goes "Ohhh you look delicious. I wonder what you taste like!" And San would be like "Wooyo we talked about not scaring random travellers for fun anymore." T~T The Yin-Yang Foxies

6. Minki: The mountain diety. He's the one in charge of the forest that the boys live in. Though he's just a babie!:(( like one day a random bunny will he minding his business when he comes across Mountain diety Mingi yapping about his problems to a sympathetic Seonghwa while pouting.

7. Jongho: Moon Spirit. He descends down to the forest at night to sing to all the creatures. The animals sometimes bring him gifts like leaves and shiny pebbles. Has kept them all in a secure box back home.

HI HIIII IM SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK AHAHA I MISSED THIS

okay but i love your brain? ateez as medieval/mystical creatures? hello??

okay i've always thought about demons and darker stuff when it comes to hongjoong but now that you say it.... he fits the concept of a garden fairy so well? tiny lil joong (says i who'd look like a dwarf next to him) with his little trinkets and colours he's so fairy coded actually you've changed my perspective of him.

and seonghwa-- you're absolutely right about this one. prettiest nymph in the area and also the deadliest. too pretty for you. too pretty to belong to the earth. im glad all of us agree on that LOL

i always think fairy when i think of yeosang. fairy or angel. but forest elf is such a cute concept i can def entertain it (esp if it's long blonde hair yeosang wearing the colour green you've found me weakness). he would def be friends with hongjoong, often spotted hanging out with him. seonghwa would sometimes join them hehehehehe

yunho! dragon! coded! TAKE ME HOME!! my gut told me i had to make him a dragon and its worked so well (considering i just became an atiny when i wrote take me home, deciding his animal form should be a dragon is sth im a little proud of). you bet he'd have everyone lined up next to him in the winters for him to keep them warm and snug hoho

omg woosan as foxes yes doesn't help they look like actual foxes. nine-tailed fox duo? even better. yin-yang foxes? im violently sobbing right now. wooyoung would def scare the villagers away only for san to scold him afterwards and he would be like :D

omgg minki mountain deity trust us to give mingi some mighty role when he's literally a babie :(( but yes! yapping about his problems to anyone who sits with him long enough and the mountain creatures be like ah shit here we go again :') sometimes yunho the dragon would find this mountain deity and they would hang out im so soft rn

jongho. moon. spirit. lemme kiss your brain. descends down each night to sing the creatures to sleep? (i need him to sing me to sleep too) im gonna write a whole something about this one day just you watch BUT OMGG imagine its winters and all of the ateez are hanging out next to yunho the dragon and jongho joins them and for a while they all hang out until its time to sleep and jongho sings them to sleep and watches his hyungs with those (◠ ◡ ◠) eyes im gonna cry

[mariaofdoranelle]

this absolutely screams you and your writing skills and i'm so excited to see what you do with it

you bought me a SWORD? OH MAN IM GONNA BE SO DANGEROUS 

we both know who's saying this to whom hehehehehe

CONGRATS ON 300 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU

You Bought Me a Sword!?

Written for my Drabblefest

THANK YOU SO MUCH. You and @elentiyawhitethorn both sent me this one, but I’ll see if I have another idea for this prompt heheh love you two so much ❤️❤️

Also I made it canonverse!! (Aelin’s birthday in HoF to be exact)

No warnings, 524 words

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The weight in Rowan’s sack was heavy, but not in a way that made his muscles burn, no. Instead, it felt heavy for the way it filled his heart with excitement and anticipation.

It was the princess’s birthday today, and a trip that would take one morning easily became an entire day of looking for something that’d light up her face. It had been easier than he anticipated since the merchants of the town she charmed were more than happy to see him, showing him all their goods before he could ask.

Still, Rowan felt an unusual twitch in his stomach every time he tried to anticipate what Aelin would look like when she first saw it.

Entering the kitchen, it was as full as usual.

“Price Rowan.” Malakai got up from a stool. “Any news on the murder?”

At the same time, Emrys said, “Want some porridge, Prince?”

“No,” he answered Malakai, then turned to Emrys to say the same, but stopped.

It was mid-afternoon, and Aelin almost burned out days ago.

He grabbed some porridge to take upstairs. Rowan found her lying in bed, reading a book she lent from another demi-Fae from the fortress.

The princess whipped her head towards him, the afternoon sun streaking into the room making her golden hair look like a halo. “How was it?”

“Predictable.” He opened his sack and grabbed one of the two packages. “Happy birthday.”

“You didn’t!” Aelin jumped off the bed. “I thought your gift was leaving me alone.”

“That’s insulting,” With Fae speed, he whisked the package away from her when she reached for it. “but I don’t think I could grant you such a gift, Princess.”

“Good.” Aelin gave him an adorable coy smile and extended her hands towards him, clenching them. “Now I want to see the gift you can give me.” She opened the package with a loud gasp, a thrilled gleam in her eyes. “Chocolate!”

Aelin sat up on the bed, tossing one into her full lips. And she moaned, the sound so unintentionally lascivious Rowan had to glance away in order to calm down the roaring in his blood.

“God, I missed those. Thank you.” She smiled at him, her eyes so content she looked intoxicated by the chocolate truffle.

“And…” he turned to grab the—

“You bought me a sword!?” When he handed it to her, Aelin’s jaw fell slack. “It’s so pretty!”

Rowan frowned at the overjoyed princess. Really, that was what she was thinking about? How the sword looked, not the first-rate steel or the easy grip of the hilt?

She was flailing the sword award, posing with it. “I’m going to be so dangerous now!”

“You like it?”

She bent her knees, side-thrusting the sword. “Fuck yes, I do!”

“Good.” As quick as his heartbeat, he took it from her hands. “I’ll keep it with your other blades.”

Her shoulders dropped. “Oh, come on!”

Rowan barely heard her protests, he was just swallowing his conflicted feelings down, repeating one thing to himself until he believed it.

Rowan was not, under any circumstance, physically attracted to that childish display of swordsmanship. Absolutely not.

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[voca-smut-drabbles]

bro can u make a kaito smut fanfic w overstimulation PLEASE

also if u can... maybe a little bit of degrading HEHEHEHEH yah ok thanks teehe e(◍•ᴗ•◍)

I can't repeat myself enough, i'm sorry this took so long! I hope you enjoy it!

Kaito x Reader - Degradation + Overstimulation

You couldn't help but grin cheekily to yourself as Kaito lay panting and moaning beneath you, his cock twitching needily in your grasp as you jerk him off. His normally tidy blue hair was ruffled, and his normally cheerful bright eyes were half-lidded and hazy with arousal. It didn't take much to get him going after all; a few strokes of your hand and he's already bucking against your grip, his balls clenching lightly at each stroke. "A-Ah... p-please..." he huffed needily, desperately bucking his hips into the handjob. “J-Just stop for a moment! I-It's too much!” he pleaded, his voice strained and needy— it was almost too cute to resist. You could feel him throbbing between your fingers, his thick shaft slick with precum and begging to fill up something tighter than your hand's gentle grip. If only there was someone else around that would appreciate such a gift so sweetly.

“Mm? What is it, Kaito?” you asked breathlessly, stroking him a bit faster now as his cock pulsated through the palm of your hand. He whimpered softly, groaning in pleasure as he shut his eyes tightly. You smirked down at him; "That wasn't an answer, slut." You laugh down at him. "Do you want me to stop or keep going? Are you frustrated because you can't finish yourself off? Or are you simply struggling to handle with how good it felt to cum over and over again?" You then paused, looking as though you were thinking about something. "Speaking of which, how many times have you shot your load again? I didn't remember to keep count, Eh, probably not important!"

“Nnh~ Aaah, please, stop... I can't... ah!” he moaned as you resumed jerking him off. The sound of his heavy breathing was enough to egg you on enough to finally decide to kick things up a notch. You gently lap at his swollen shaft, before lowering your mouth onto it with a muffled moan, with which he responded with a shaky cry. Your tongue rolled around his tip teasingly, enticing him to let out another soft whine of need. You pulled back from his dick just enough to look up at him, giving him a sultry smile before diving right back down. “Oh god… mmm~" he gasped, shuddering as you suckled on his tip. His cock twitched and jerked in your grasp, his length slippery and hot with pre-cum as you bobbed your head up and down on it.

You then pulled your away with a grin, before climbing up and hovering yourself over his cock teasingly, giving him one simple, concise command. "Beg for me."

He panted heavily, his cock twitching eagerly against your inner thigh as he looked up at you pleadingly. "P-Please... Please fuck me... I-It's too much... b-but I need more..."

You smiled at him, kissing him deeply before sitting back up. "Desperate little pervert, you're lucky I can't turn down a cute face like that." you grin, taking hold of his cock and guiding it towards your entrance. His head fell back with a moan as he slowly pushed inside of you, filling you up inch by inch until his entire length was buried deep within your tight confines. You could feel the heat radiating from his cock as it twitched inside of you, causing you to moan a little as well. You leaned forward slightly, capturing his lips in a hungry kiss as you rocked your hips back and forth, meeting his thrusts as best you could.

"Ah~!" Kaito gasped, his hands coming to rest on your hips as you rode him, a pleasured groan leaving him as you began bouncing on his dick. His already slickened cock slid easily in and out of you, your insides easily gripping him tightly. You could feel his cock throbbing inside of you, spasming as you bounced atop him. "Nnh... ahh~" Kaito let out another breathy sigh of pleasure,

You grinned at him, rocking your hips faster and harder. Biting your lip as you tried to keep yourself from moaning as well, his thrusts becoming more and more powerful until he picked up speed, his pelvis slapping against yours. His cock twitched, rubbing along your sensitive walls, sending shivers of pleasure shooting through your body as he sped up even further, his hips rolling in a steady rhythm.

"R-Right there..." you breathed out, biting your lip hard as you came undone from his thrusts. "I'm gonna come... Ah~" you whined, arching your back as you let out a loud moan. Your body clenched tightly around his cock as you came with a shudder and a cry of pleasure, your climax hitting you like a truck and driving Kaito to his own release. He bucked his hips frantically, grunting as he shot rope after rope of cum into your depths, his seed seeping into you.

After a few moments, Kaito fell limp, panting harshly as he struggled to regain his breath. His face still had a blissed out expression on it, but he eventually returned his gaze to you and smiled bashfully. "Mmmh... ah, sorry..." he chuckled sheepishly, looking embarrassed. "That was... that was amazing..."

You giggled a little, resting your head against his chest affectionately. "Good boy..." you praise softly. That was... how many orgasms? Ah whatever, probably mattered even less than before now that you were done, Kaito was already snoring like a car engine anyways. It was cute, just like him in all his dorky glory. You wrapped your arms around him, pulling him closer, laying there in silence with him for a while longer before sleep eventually took you as well, your last thought being how you'd definitely need to clean up in the morning, but again, that was future you's problem.

[amymaleneart]

(Child’s POV)

I bap the blue being’s nose when he lifts my blankie up again.

Can’t he see I’m being dramatic right now and don’t have time for games?!

I get on my belly and start crawling away. I hear two voices laugh above me and I wonder why. With my blankie over me I was invisible!

No one will know I was trying to sneak away! I’m a genius!

The pillow beneath me is soft and high so it’s a tad difficult to get down but I was determined!

I had to do it! For all baby kind!!!

✦"ompf,"✦ Moon commented when the little kit baps him on his nose. It didn't hurt him at all, just surprised him. Of course his brother thought it was very entertaining.

✧"*hehehehehe* Careful there Moonie. That's a very ferocious creature we have here."✧

Moon chuckles, ✦"*hehe* Yep. They are veeeery dangerous."✦

They watch as the kit tries to wiggle away while still hidden under the red fabric.

✦"I don't think you'll get very far like that, little star,"✦ Moon says as he gives them a tiny scratch through the blanket, at which they giggle from being tickled.

✧"Moon! Don't tease them. They're end up just as grumpy as Stardust with your antics,"✧ Sun slightly growls at his brother, but with no real mirth in his voice. Moon just roll his eyes with a grin on his face, but keeping a hand on the babe to make sure they don't fall off the table.

Sun pulls the treats back out and says to the 'stealthy creature', ✧*pst-pst-pst * Come out, little star, so I can give you your gift I got just for you."✧

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[sp00kies]

What would McLeach and Turbo’s love language be?

YOU GOT ME LIKE THIS RN HEHEHEHEHE

Anyways~

For McLeach, I like to think he’s a very cuddly person. Hugs, hand holding, little cheek kisses, he’s a PDA lover. He also tries making some gifts like small trinkets or items. He’s the flower crown KING and we love him for that frfr

For Turbo, I like to think he’s a big cuddle bug behind closed doors. Also hand holding and the occasional smooch in public. He’s a little protective but it namely stems from his fear of abandonment or being forgotten. But he also likes gift giving or just impressing whoever is with him

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

WOAGHHHH ITS UR BIRTHDAY!!!! THATS CRAZY!!!! ur old. get in a retirement home grandpa!!!!! anyway i wanted 2 doodle somethin 4 u and so i drew a warlock wiwi with henny the chicken <3 i loved the description of his outfit in fauna he looked so silly in my head so i had 2 doodle him. here he is!! for u!!!!

i hope u have a wonderful birthday!!! giving u a million bajillion hugs rn mac i hope u find fifty bucks in ur couch cushions and if ur workin today i hope it goes well and i hope u see a rly cool dog on ur way home or perhaps some other manner of splendid creature!! <3

aw fuck you caught me -_- gotta get back to bed i GUESS

HEHEHEHEH THANK YOU. OH MY GOD I LOVE UR WIWI HE FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH JOY..... did you watch the video version of that ep. your wiwi looks SO MUCH like the one charlie drew in his notes he's so fuckignc cute.... canon 2 me ... wawiwi.....

IM HAVING A GOOD DAY SO FAR !!!!!! Just getting back from the botanical garden now, my grandma bought me such a pretty sketchbook from the gift shop im so excited 2 use it omg omg . also. dogy on me :]

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

❤️🍬🩶 for e/R? <3

hehehehehe FAVES

❤️- who is the more romantic one? Do they wish their partner was more romantic? Honestly I don't think either of them are incredibly romantic people, but I would say it's probably Grantaire by default. He's not a flowers and chocolates kind of guy, but he likes doing inane things that he knows will make Enjolras smile, just for the sheer pleasure of it. He doesn't wish Enjolras was more romantic because then he wouldn't be Enjolras, as far as Grantaire is concerned. That doesn't mean Enjolras is completely hopeless though! He'll do things like reserve a table in Grantaire's favourite restaurant for his birthday or remember him saying how much he wanted new paints and buy them as a lil gift. It's a lot more about showing he cares and listens than specifically romantic gestures.

🍬- Who is their biggest supporter (friend, family, etc)? COURFEYRAC without a doubt. He's their biggest hype man. He was in the unfortunate position of being Enjolras' best friend and therefore having to deal with his emotional turmoil as he tried to feel his feelings, but also being the party friend who goes out with Grantaire and had to listen to him lament about how nice Enjolras' earlobes are or whatever. So when they got together he was like OH THANK GOD as much as anything. But also he loves these two and he's so glad they got their shit together. He sees them coming and is like here is my favourite couple in the world and if you don't clap and scream and cheer for them I will blow this entire building up

🩶- Which one apologizes first?How do they apologise? If one of them has to apologise, it's most likely gonna be Grantaire. If Enjolras believes he's in the right about something, he's not going to back down from that just because it's caused a fight, whereas Grantaire is a lot more willing to give up on his principles (lol) if it means he can have a quiet life/be back in Enjolras' good books. Enjolras can be quick to apologise, if he thinks on something and realises it is actually him in the wrong, but that...does not happen a lot lmfao. But wow they are both so deeply terrible at apologising, it's one of the things they're worst at as a couple. If they fight they're more likely to be frosty and give each other the silent treatment for an extended period of time, and then one of them will eventually break it with an inane question about dinner or smth and they'll go back to normality after that. They're stupid, your honor

[oceanlue]

The S/O calling Yuurivoice boys “daddy” on accident

Valentines special

💗Alphonse 🍭🧁

You too were just doing something normal for Valentine's Day

Like baking cupcakes and making lots of delicious chocolate could be dark chocolate white chocolate milk chocolate any kind of chocolate you wish to desire it's there cuz You 2 make it with magic

And Alphonse needed an ingredient but it was right over you and his hands were a bit messy so he asked you if you can reach over and grab it for him

"Okay daddy"

!!!!!!

Oh oh my

".....boo...if I didn't no better I would say you want your Valentine's night gift early I don't mind having a little bit of spoiling in the afternoon but how about you give Daddy some Valentine's loving"

Boi did that kitchen get dirty and I'm not talking about the ingredients for the chocolate

Heheheheh

🧡Seth🏕🍂

For a Valentine's Day you two decided to go out camping just the both of you no City no worries just relaxation in nature

You two were just setting up camp at the moment with a tent and sleeping bags with the food you brought over and to the campsite where you scheduled to be

Seth had to park his bike close to the camp so no one or something could harm nor steal it

After a while you two decide to set up the campfire and first he needed the matches so he asked you to grab them from the bag

"ok daddy"

And then you paused after you said that you calmly turned to Seth with a nervous face went to say sorry but he just had a sexy smirk on his face and raised an eyebrow

"So that's how it is, I thought I would have to wait later tonight sugar but it looks like you want Daddy so bad that you have to say it out in the open and then broad daylight how about after we set up camp we can go into our little tent and you can show Daddy a Valentine's Day with remembering sugar~"

You guys did have your Valentine's Day softness but as soon as the Lights Went Out you got some hot Cheetos next to you

💚Finn 🌻🪴

Since it was Valentine's you two decided to just relax on the couch watch some old classy cheesy romcom movies and with lots of snacks in front of you on the coffee table

As you were cuddled up with Finn he was enjoying the nice with and with you by his side look nice and warm

As you guys were just chilling on the couch he holds you close and ask if you are all right and if you're warm enough

"Yes daddy~"

He was stunned to say the least you didn't expect that to come out of your mouth he was embarrassed at first but he realized you were in a sleepy state so he pushed down his shy side and became the daddy that you say he is

" Well my little orchid I wouldn't know that you wanted me like that if you wanted me to retreat to my other side then you could just asked daddy would have kept you much more warm and look at you right now all warmed up against me and have little less clothes as expected I think this Valentine's Day is about to give a little bit more hot"

You two had a nice little Valentine's love on the couch and now that Valentine's Day was more lovable than any Valentine's Day you guys had~

❤Auron☕⌚

For Valentine's you decide to have a Valentine's dinner at home you two made it with your Perfection your beauty your handsomeness anything that you guys made would turn up as a five star dinner

Even Gordon Ramsay would be jealous

After you guys were done with the Fantastic food that you both made with your hotness

You guys decide that you were just going to lay against each other while holding each other clothes and speaking of past memories that you haven't shared of. since there was no way you guys were just going to watch some cheesy romance film

You got up to go to the washroom after you are done you went to go back to living realm and he yelled do you mind if you get my glasses that I left on the kitchen counter my dear

"Okay daddy"

As you handed him his glasses you went to go over to the couch to sit down but he grabbed your arm and pulled you on top of him your face and his man boobs but he definitely has as your hands were on his stomach feeling his sexy abs and sitting on his thighs and him looking at you with the most kissable face and as he leaned you close so he can whisper into your ear~

" my dear if you really wanted me that bad and all I had to do is ask you didn't have to say the word all you had to do is ask and I would have plowed you into my bed, but first my dear my little Precious Pet I think before I give you your Valentine's Day present I think you could do something for me, now my little pet would you be my valentine~"

You got smashed

Well to be fair it was a very very good Valentine's Day night indeed~

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hope you like it

Peace out

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[qfzeeph]

love love love seeing Kijo Togami headcanons on the byakuya tag AAAAAAAAA and honestly it got me inspired to share my own!!!!! heheheheh I kinda homebrewed the Plot Twist™ and new lore regarding... certain things... from Project Raincode into this so if you don't want spoilers for that I don't recommend clicking the read more. Though that being said it's very much a homecooked-homebrewed version of it so it's also not reflective of what's canon in the universe also. The plot twist IS still talked about however!

so a lot of my writing for Kijo is centered around my own lore (which contains a lot of oc x canon because hehe funny i have no self control) so I'm mainly gonna be focusing on the stuff that isn't super duper specific to that. Also, all of this takes place in the Non-Despair Timeline.

So first of all, tl;dr on my funky version of the Homunculus Project is that some people either became homunculi via injection of DNA or they could have a body double. Body doubles could either live alongside the host OR have their consciousness transferred into a homunculus body. Typically, only high ranking people were offered the latter option. Also in my take on it, they found a way to negate the sunlight sensitivity and the Amaterasu Corporation cut corners that unintentionally made it so all of their subjects to have the issue. The Unified Government's experiments also successfully prevented permadeath, but they didn't know the effect was only short term and after a certain number of years "dying" would result in zombification.

•Kijo was one of the very first people to have his consciousness transferred into a Homunculus body, since he was extremely eager to become even more perfect than he already was. He was a huge backer and part of the project as a whole, seeing as the Togami Conglomerate has such a prominent place in the global government.

•One of the head scientists, a french DNA sequencer, was also one of the very first people to do this as well. She was able to do so despite not having the same status as the billionares because she contributed so much to the project. She decided to work on the project because she was born infertile and wanting nothing more than to have a kid of her own, and being transplanted into a new body was, at least in her mind, the only way to achieve that dream.

•Kijo overhears this and has the idea of procreating a homunculus child. Homunculus children at this point were being given to non-homunculus surrogate volunteers (basically how everyone else who went to Hope's Peak got to exist. It was never a school for the gifted-it was secretly a containment zone for all of the test tube homunculi babies aside from "Lucky Students" like Makoto and Reserve Course students.) She agrees since it's everything she's ever wanted, despite knowing that one day she'd have to give him up when the time came.

•The Woman would be allowed to bear Kijo's child, and he was predetermined to be the heir of the company. However, the traditional competition and inheritance contest had to continue as normal in order to maintain the illusion that there weren't genetically modified children in the family. Her son was never to find out, and him and his father were to rule to corporation for eons to come while also spreading homunculus DNA and offspring to those deemed worthy.

•Byakuya's mom never told him that he was basically destined to win. She raised him with love and care and all the formal training any Togami child would normally have needed to compete and be worthy of the title. It pained her to see him go, but she got to experienced the thing she'd always wanted.

•Byakuya doesn't find out ANY OF THIS until his dad "dies" (since the project ended up being faulty and nobody knew that the immortality effects did not stop the body from giving out on itself,) and subsequently gets reincarnated as a zombie within a day. It crushes him, he is full of angst and confusion, like imagine your whole life you believe your talents were earned not given, and they turn out to be given instead of earned (this is actually where more of the oc x canon lore comes in because my character also suffers from genetic modification, and her altered DNA is what cancels out the effects of his altered DNA. We have an in-joke in my friend group that Chere gave Byakuya radiation poisoning and that's why he's allowed to live almost painlessly lmfao) that and like, imagine knowing that one day your body is gonna just give out on you and you'll wake up the next morning as a zombie. that's kinda scary man ngl

•tl;dr: Byakuya Togami is a superhuman because his dad and mom are genetically modified superhumans. His dad wanted to play god and raise a god heir. Byakuya did not choose this path and now has to suffer the consequences of it. Byakuya is also the ONLY homunculus child that was born from two homunculi, all the others were surrogates. That's why he's the Ultimate Perfection ;) ...this probably doesn't make much sense and is like SUUUUUPER fucking out there and weird but I'm posting it anyway I'm tired of being a coward