#and getting you face beaten...

[cookies-and-doom]

Being a demobat chew-toy really ups your pain tolerance

Eddie’s live-streaming his journey home from picking up guitar strings. He’s going on and on about the new guitar he bought and how he thinks it’ll sound once it’s properly stringed. He passes Steve in the living room on his way to the studio and then stops.

Steve’s on the couch. He’s got Ozzy next to him, a bowl of popcorn, and an ice pack on his ankle. Eddie asks, “Babe?”

Steve, casual as can be, “Huh?”

“Anything interesting happen today?”

“Not really.”

Eddie, looking into the camera like he’s on the office, “What happened to your foot?”

“Oh! Yeah, right. I twisted my ankle,” Steve said. “I’m icing it. It’s fine.”

Eddie says okay and then a couple hours later posts a Tiktok where the overlaid text says HE BROKE IT.

In the background you can hear Steve say that it was fine. He was able to walk on it and Lucas, their ever so patient ER doctor, is like, “Yeah, you shouldn’t have been doing that.”

[gigamuffinsofie]

his stupid weather beaten face i want to slap it so much<3

[chloecherrysip]

Mario watching his and Luigi's commercial in Punch-Out Pizzeria

[icarusmidfall]

i really can't get over john seeming so dubious about arthur's fighting abilities when arthur was SO ready to just shoot eddie in episode 1

[trash-laurry]

FUCK YOU IS SHE WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH EDDIES MISSING PIC ON IT?!?!?!? I FEEL EXTREMELY NORMAL ABOUT THIS ISTG😀😀

[lord-radish]

imagine thinking that trans men are inherently bad or evil or predatory on the basis of gendered privilege and societal power structures. cringe

[crowlore]

look as much as manga wolfwood is my forever angel i do still constantly miss anime wolfwood. he just didn’t get nearly crazy enough with it. and by it? well. let’s just say. [holds up the page where he eats glass]

[derpinette]

i have a weird relationship with weight because i hated eating more than anything the moment i was ready for solids ( i hate chewing with my entire life always have & will ) which made me underweight for most of my life ( to this day ) & during late primary-middle school this made me actively suicidal because i felt like something was wrong with my sex because i just was not developing whatsoever prompting me to have a years long phase of trying to gain weight in any way i could ( #EPICFAIL by the way ) & i was already insecure but i felt seriously so unforgivably ugly after bullying not just at school but by adults of my entourage. but then i did in my late 15s which prompted the pendulum to swing in the other direction & suddenly i FREAKED OUT & thought well being skinny is pretty much all i have & know myself to be & clearly it is not going to last forever so i Better preserve it i was delusional about how skinny i thought i was actually i look stumpy & weird i have to prove myself. But now i am normal again kind of

[creativesplat]

That scene from A Tale of Two Stars, from Stan's perspective.

[leonardalphachurch]

fuck it. inspired by @orangegreenbracket who’s the better rvb orange and green duo

[daincrediblegg]

I need to rant about tyrion GOT theories but I cannot without people having absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. this saddens me

[cvctuslesbian]

transmisandry cunts have the least interesting views on ~queer masculinity~ ever

[romanromulus]

I just did my first voice lesson and I acted like an insane person. I think my very sweet vocal coach thought I was going to whip myself when we hung up because at the end they were like “the most important thing is to not be too hard on ourselves!”

[abusivelittlebunny]

Eli Sunday would wear this.

He absolutely fucking would omg imagine. Daniel doesn't rip it off of him because he likes the lingerie too much for that but he'll stain it with plenty of Eli's blood during sex which makes both of them like it more.

[homophyte]

was just subjected to a self righteous post about how we need to learn to respect second generation atheists (important context: i am one) and how their existence begs the question of if atheism is always in reaction to something or if it can be an independently held position. which then followed it up with a 'summary of responses to this post' that included, peppered among things second generation atheists said or remarks about never hearing about this before, extremely reactionary positions about the necessity of religion in life all couched in the language of simple 'concern' for these atheists upbringing. like omg yesss your post is soooo important we really need to interrogate this group that is persecuted by literally every large religious organization on the planet about if their way of life is legitimate! its sooooooo crucial we open doors to religious mandates. its imperative that we teach them about religion, a thing they are so cruelly denied, but dont worry guys, for some of them, its not their fault! we can help them! by making them religious i mean teaching them about religion! remember that some jewish people are atheists too <3

[francesderwent]

my brother and I both finished the books and now we are back to the show for a second watch and, my friends, I am losing it.