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do you relate to the moon or sun more?
The moon for sure. It goes thru phases but it is, inherently, always just the moon. Ykwim? And the moon always gets its shine from the sun and I feel like I get that. The moon is also autistic and nobody can change my mind. And it has all these scars and wounds but somehow, thats what makes it even more prettier. And nobody really really sees the moon unless they look for it or if they're a poet at heart. And I get that. I feel like the moon sees the most tragedies. The sun just sees the after effects of the tragedy. But the moon also a spectator to some of the most beautiful things being created within the mind and I would like to be like that someday. Like a muse to someone... yeah
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the way i have like 4 wips i’m currently working on (and a bunch of other ideas written down) but i just vaguely plotted a new multichap songfic 😮💨🫠
#the brainrot is real#and so is the adhd#the joys of writing#prof tries to write a one shot#and fails miserably#prof please focus on existing wips#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#wolfstar fic
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the tongue is a much stronger force than the stomach when trying to remove something from your diet when you already know you’re sensitive to it
stomach: immovable object
the flavor of bread: unstoppable force
#mara: goes gluten free#and FAILS miserably#i can’t help it if chicken nuggets are delicious#mara’s mumblings
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What other crimes do you think Moon, a registered s*x offender, would have?
Aside from murder, attempted murder, kidnapping, and trespassing?
#ao3#fanfiction writer#ao3 writer#my writing#autumn writes#autumn being autumn#its for perfect Prime target#and uhm...that in itself is something#dude literally (spoilers) tries to kill Purple#and fails miserably
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FORBIDDEN LITERATURE || comic
#gabe tries not to be gay for at least 1 second and fails miserably: a comic#wow#actually i enjoyed making this a lot!!!#maybe ill do more someday aghhh#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill
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Can I... talk about the theory that winners help craft the next game?
Because, and I really can not say this enough, it puts So Much into perspective.
Everything starts out Normal. Three lives, simple, cut and dry, there hasn't been a winner yet. No one to help craft the game. (And there's something to be said about how simple it really was. Not even a real expectation of the world becoming pvp or combative. No idea of the war to come)
Then Grian wins. The green killer, the man who vowed his first life to the one whose life he took. The next game the boogie man is born. A mechanic that allows and, in fact, demands, a green kill. People can trade lives back and forth, currency and debt wrapped up in one. (can we still be friends? Said the red partner. A life time later and reds are hostile, alone. Maybe it's an answer: No. Not anymore)
Scott wins this time. He refuses to play the game. He will not kill his team, he will love and he will do so fiercely and with all of himself. The next game people are attached through to their very souls. Every bit of damage to one soul is done to its twin. There is no boogeyman. (There is no way for a widow to be left without their love)
Pearl wins and she wins a blood bath. Spent the game draped in red, only wolves for company. Sitting in her tower, shivering in ice, maybe she wanted it to end. To see where it would. Limited life rewards you for killing, limited life has a clock tick tick ticking down, you always no how long you have. A curse yes, but a blessing too.
Now It's Martyn's turn.
And what a turn it is.
Keep your secrets, says the disloyal man, keep them well. Everything hurts, everything Matters, says the man fracturing with every loss. (What if we could love each other without hurting? Says The Hand, who never wanted to be coated in blood)
More importantly, Martyn has always seen the watchers below the surface. Now, they're right here in front of him. Something that could almost... be rebelled against, no? Something that someone else could finally point to and say: hey, hey isn't that familiar?
#Also funny that most winners have an immediate problem with the game following#Grian being given only two lives at the start#Scott breaking up with his soulmate#Martyn pulling an absolute Wet Cat and failing miserably at secret life#Pearl did fine#limited life#life series#secret life#trafficblr#grian#scott smajor#martyn inthelittlewood#pearlescentmoon#3rd life#last life#traffic life#ignore the number of parenthesis#and also tags
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The dice keep thwarting my whole "experienced rouge" thing and making it look like saying she's got experience is yet another of my character's lies
#nothing more hilarious than the one person that wasn't hired to join the crew#but instead just swaggered aboard#wants to steal something real quick to prove herself#AND FAILS MISERABLY#mogologue
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I thought this game didn't have random encounters!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#undertale#utdr#crossover comic#crossver comic#comic#twin runes comic#twin runes#twinrunes au#chara#susie#first a living labyrinth and now facehugger masks#what the heck is this place#i hope they don't have any weird quirks#oh who am i kidding#of course they will#but ngl i love writing susie and chara's dynamic#they're just constantly trying to bully each other#and failing miserably at it
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
#anyways time to yap in the tags 😋☝️#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 😭😭😭😭#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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Wait so the United States doesn't have the equivalent of the Canadian Human Rights Act?
Rather than multiple laws/acts that proscribed various methods of discrimination Canada has a single act that covers all such proscribed methods. For the record the federal act (provinces can each have their own that include more protections than the federal act, but never less) covers the following areas of discrimination
Prohibited grounds of discrimination
3 (1) For all purposes of this Act, the prohibited grounds of discrimination are race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability and conviction for an offence for which a pardon has been granted or in respect of which a record suspension has been ordered.
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It then goes on to list Discriminatory practices
Denial of good, service, facility or accommodation (seriously this is the first thing listed in the actual act)
Denial of commercial premises or residential accommodation
Employment
Employment applications, advertisements
Employee organizations
Discriminatory policy or practice (this is also related to employment though it's included as a separate section rather than a subsection, as is..)
Equal wages
Publication of discriminatory notices, etc.
Harassment
Retaliation (in regards to retaliating against someone filing a human rights complaint against you)
It's proving to be remarkably hard to Google this information. To find Canada's I just Google "Canada human rights act) and bam! One of the top search results is the Federal Government website that links to the act. Half an hour of searching and it seems like the closest single equivalent you guys have is the Civil Rights Act? But there's a couple? (1964 and 1991?) and when I search United States Civil Rights laws I get a page for office of tribal justice, department of labor, wikipedia, equal employment opportunity referencing Title VII, the FBI, national archives, fucking encyclopedia Britannica?????
Okay, I found the website for the department of justice civil rights division and while I can't seem to find a link to an actual act/legislation the site does cover all the protected grounds (not that I can find primary sources for this information anywhere ffs)
Race/color
Disability including temporary or in recovery
Religion
Sex, gender identity, and sexual orientation
Immigration/citizenship status
Language and national origin including ancestry and ethnicity
Family, marital, or parental status including pregnancy
Age
Genetic identification
Servicemember status
And there do appear to be prohibitions on discrimination in a commercial location or public place, which apparently includes denial of service but the example only covers "perceived personal characteristics like race, sex, or religion" so does that mean not all of the characteristics listed are protected in all situations??
You guys
I give up. It shouldn't be this hard to find this information. All I wanted to do is figure out if the recent Supreme Court ruling was somehow in violation of or contradicted any current legislation and figure out how they could justify that or if it meant they were declaring a law unconstitutional, but I can't even find a link to the applicable law!
No wonder folks seem to struggle to understand what their rights are down there.
#sam tries to learn about US human rights laws#and fails miserably#you guys#you don't even understand#i'm SO good at internet research!!#like people come to me specifically to ask me to find stuff for them#and I'm having such a hard time finding a this information#and maybe I'm missing something subjectively obvious#and maybe this is a hot take#but I think the human rights laws on your country should be so easy to find#an 8 year old could do it in under 5 minutes
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we all love the shooting arc but i’m genuinely never getting over “are you hurt?”… you mean to tell me eddie diaz was shot, bleeding out, barely conscious, and he saw some blood on buck and only cared if buck’s okay? and don’t even get me started on buck and the fact that he actually had to look down on himself to see if he’s hurt because he didn’t even think about himself for a second. he only cared about one thing and it was almost taken from him on the street in broad daylight
#can you tell i’m watching survivors rn#buddie be normal about each other challenge#failed miserably#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#911 abc
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when everyone's life literally depends on you but you're just a girl
#steven universe#as u can see i was trying REALly hard to replicate Rebecca's artstyle#and somehow not failing miserably???#pink diamond#su pink diamond#my art#fanart#doodle
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Language divides and building bridges.
Elesa’s feeling homesick. Emmet, bless his heart, tries to help by infodumping while Ingo frantically runs off to find water (crying is a very dehydrating experience).
((Would you look at that! The kids are picking up kantonese and galarian from each other!))
BONUS:
Heh. Callback.
Want to see more? Here’s the masterpost for submas!
#not Emmet trying to say Electric in kantonian and failing miserably#meanwhile Ingo gets it within the first five seconds (what a MOOD)#wow ingo ur so good at languages! hope this doesnt come into play later when you get sent to a foreign island chain far in the past!#(sweats)#anyways LOOK THE PATRATS AND PACHIRISU ARE FINALLY BECOMING FRIEND FRIENDS#I CAN DRAW SHENANIGANS AGAIN WHEEEEEE#BUT also... callback to the library comic where Emmet and Elesa talk about Leaning on Friends for Help... hehehehhough#elesa did in fact get that from somewhere yes#it's this. she got it from this interaction. from two people who decided to care about her for some reason#and so she decides to care back#(little rat dog barking noise) anyways back to tagging!#pokemon#art#sketchbook#submas#myart#fanart#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#submas comic#elesa#pokemon leader elesa#kid submas#nimbasa trio#blitzle#tynamo#ingo#emmet#subway master kudari#subway master nobori
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I've never been more normal in my life.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#Both LWJ and JZX are failing so miserably at the deception check in this scene.#The maneuvers are wild. I am putting them into a petri dish.#LWJ yelling at the guy he's madly infatuated with. Who is earnestly asking what's wrong and trying to bridge the gap between you.#Absolute fumble. No wonder WWX is fully convinced this guy hated him. LWJ was dropping all the wrong signs.#No really. If you have a fraught relationship with someone and they yell at you -#-You can't really walk back from that. All you can do is go 'Oh I make this person *miserable* huh?' and leave them be.#And JIN ZIXUAN. My GUY. What were you doing here? Was it nerves?#Like go you for knowing so many snake facts (that is real by the way I didn't make that up).#And true. Some people really do go wild for knowledge dumps. I am assigning JYL as one of those people. To help him recover the fumble.#JZX being a little bit (a lot bit) lame is probably the best thing for his character. I like him just a bit more for this.
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LETS PLEASE NOT FORGET THAT MELANIE’S ACTUAL PLAN WAS TO KILL ELIAS THEN GO OUT FOR DRINKS WITH BASIRA AND MARTIN DIRECTLY AFTER
#WHAT A QUEEN#she failed so miserably though :(#dude the podcast would have been so different if melanie had actually killed elias#i was rooting for her#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#jon sims#the archivist#tma shitpost#tma memes#jonah magnus#martin blackwood#agnes montague#melanie king
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Gamers N' Such
Or „Reigen always ends up being the butt of the joke“
I was too excited to wait to post this it‘s finally DONE HAHAA!! (It doesn‘t even look that … great ahah but hey at least it‘s finished)
#this and candy crush are also the ONLY games he ever plays#and the only games he CAN play without failing miserably#oh and also that one game he got really good at in canon basically LoL i think#hope you don‘t mind the art style inconsistency#but hey#uu chan mention#uu chan#mp100 fanart#crowzy art#mob psycho fanart#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#tome kurata#spirits and such#mob psycho 100#reigen fanart#mp100 serizawa#mp100 tome
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