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confinesofmy · 11 months ago

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🧍i'm still so angry about earlier, it's crazy. like i feel crazy. but she changed our plans around so much. and she didn't even call me. to confirm the changes, or to check i was still available. and when i brought up our previous plans she was so dismissive. and i was like oh wait i have autonomy why am i acting like i don't have autonomy. so i called her back and she was like who do you think you are, someone with autonomy? 😂 i think you're lying about why you don't want to go, despite what you mentioned being something that's been a big horrible part of your life for over 6 months now... who the fuck is this person to me outside of the family structure. who the fuck does she think she is that she can say shit like this and remain a part of my life.

i want to fall back on the whole "it's not that serious" mentality but when i picture how she would respond if i was jerking her around like this it all falls apart. it is that serious. you cannot treat people this way and expect to stay on good terms with them in the real world.

#i've basically. barely spoken with that side of the family in the past month.#and we've been separate to the degree that since i last saw her i've lost somewhere between 10 and 15 pounds #and i got a haircut #so she's trying to act like we're something #but she doesn't even know how long my hair really is #and i'm physically a different shape #so it's very hard to take her seriously because it's like #they don't even have dental jpeg #but it's she doesn't even know what i look like anymore jpg #how can someone who does not know what i look like tell me i'm lying about not wanting to go to a restaurant #and expect to get away with it #how have i been acting that makes you think this is acceptable behaviour that i will tolerate #or do you have worms in your brain #i'm just so angry about this #🧍#adam talks too much

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wanologic · 4 months ago

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and they were roommates

#danny phantom #danny fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #jack fenton #college au #i designed the house so here are some of my thoughts about it hahaha #the mansons bought the house really flippantly because it made financial sense not to rent for the next four years #and also they can probs make money renting it out after the trio graduates #they were not expecting how involved the foleys and the fentons would get lmao #the trio lives together really well #but sam hates how the boys take care of the bathroom on their floor #she forces them to clean it before people come over #danny is way more open about his powers in this house #he could have gotten away with that last one if he remembered that he can be invisible #but the boy is sleep deprived so who can blame him #sam colored her hair pink senior year of high school but light colors are too hard to maintain so she swapped to dark purple later

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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In the world of heavy metals, love is denser than hate!

#Poorly drawn SVSSS #SVSSS #luo bingge #luo binghe #ask #Is that right? Two different character tags? I think that is right.#I'm calling myself out with screenshotting the asks with the dates because my full ask box has become a problem I'm determined to solve.#I promise you that if I did not respond to your ask it was because I 1) *really* wanted to hold on to it to make a doodle reply #or 2) really was so touched by the message and got overwhelmed #So expect many year + old asks suddenly gaining a reappearance! I'm going to get to them ALL.#Back to Luo Binghe (both versions). You see...the substance he is made with has a chemical reaction to affection.#Like how a pokemon has multiple paths to evolution depending on it's friendship points or exposure to random stones #so to does he evolve into various forms. I feel like Bingge (Ht) would be a noble gas. Unable to form bonds #I could also see him as a Halogen-type of element! Highly reactive and only truly found in manufactured environments.#And Binghe (Lv) would be an alkaline earth metal (+2). Sturdy. Forms bond better but not freely giving them away.#this is the second time I've related characters to elements - and I am far less familar with Scum Villian so please feel free to chime in.#I could be way off base here and I am very down for someone to talk chemistry and character themes.#Thank you all for the love you have given my silly little LBH. It means a lot to me B*)#Don't...don't look too hard at the lack of mark on his forehead here. I gave up. It's just...hidden behind his bangs.

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yeehawpim · 4 months ago

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Hey y'all!🤠

I'm in the 2024 juried art exhibit this year at Coquitlam public library! You'll be able to find my submission "A Secret Third Thing" at the city centre branch (1169 Pinetree Way), go check it out along with all the other cool pieces!

The theme is "openness" and "curiosity," and the art will be up Sept. 26 - Nov. 6😊

#artists on tumblr #2024 juried art exhibit #coquitlam public library #traditional art #my art #super excited about this #i didnt think id get in at all tbh i totally dont expect to win its already so cool to have my art up????#wish i could go to the reception on sept 20 but im still away #i wanna see all the other cool artttt 👀👀👀👀👀#original comic

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this-too-shall-bleed · 4 months ago

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how can I get anything done when shit like this keeps popping into my head

inspired by this

#I just think fords Lore with bill would make a hilarious season 1 statement #jon sims vs every fucked up god ridden protagonist #(includes himself)#gravity falls shitpost #finally not putting off signing my art because uh.. my posts have been getting WAY more reach than I expect #I want to stray away from this cartoonish style I have but alas it finds me and mugs me #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma shitpost #stanford pines #ford pines #tma gravity falls crossover #is that a tag?#crossover #crossover fanart

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vanilla-extracter · 4 months ago

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horses :)

#got really inspired by everything tumblr blog horsefigureoftheday has got going on #expect more #i have seen the light #by which i mean little hirse shaped nightlight if you get it #horse #my art #original art #illustration #to me the story is uh the little girl is running away from home with her horse friends #and they ran all night together and shes tired #thank you very much

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juiche · 5 months ago

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I recently went to the Romeo and Juliet play starring Tom Holland … there was a lot of crying :') This scene struck me especially and felt like a slap across the face, so I wanted to try and capture it! 🥹

get a print

#this is for you booboos who didn't get to go #they said no photography allowed #but they didn't say nothing about paintings lol #for anyone curious about this moment... it's his very first scene when he enters on stage #he walks in all swaggery with his hood up #facing away from the audience #but then when he turns to the viewer he looks absolutely wrecked and heartbroken and boy did I not expect that #Tom Holland #romeo and juliet #play #theater play #fanart #painting #digital art #Tom Holland fanart #art #artwork #portrait

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puppetmaster13u · 10 months ago

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Prompt in Memes 4

Another prompt, but in memes because trying to gather my thoughts is hard sometimes lol.

#prompts #memes #batman au #batman #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #batfamily #batfam prompts #batfam #Bruce: This surely will be fine :)#Dick: Gotham made me like they made B :)#League: the what did what now #Barbara: I formed from his tech & could get away with all your murders :)#Jason: I am the embodiment of Crime Alley and Retribution :)#Cass: I am Gotham's shadow :)#Tim: Oh I'm a child :)#The league: Oh thank fuck a normal child-#Tim: Well at least my body is a child but TECHNICALLY-#Steph: I'm his twin and the other side of his Chaos :)#Duke: Hi I'm the Bat Signal :)#Damian: I am the blood son #The League: Oh gods he means that literally doesn't he like some sort of creature made entirely from blood-#Bruce: I am not sure why I expected this Not to escalate but it's too far to go back now #Why yes they can all fit in his cape even when they become older and no one knows how or why #If they even age I mean Gotham could just be Like that where people sometimes stop aging #Kind of like what's going on in Fawcett just more goth #meme

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hiding-under-the-willow · 9 days ago

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So. I decided to doodle ghosts au etho to get his design down and I. uh. thought a little too hard about him

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc ghosts au #ethoslab #blood tw #violence tw #gore tw #idk if this counts as gore but i'll tag it just in case #i'm not usually one to draw particularly bloody or violent art idk what came over me here #just. the logistics of it all hit me #love that I was all like 'come on guys it's a silly sitcom au calm down with the angst' and then pulled up with this #whoopsies 😅#also love that this is an au involving a bunch of people who died in violent ways and are stuck that way #and somehow the bloodiest art piece I've made is of one of the three living characters #call that the milo underthewillow difference or whatever #honestly if you didn't expect me to get carried away with the part of the au involving helsknight do you even really know me

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poke-poke-poke · 2 months ago

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Thinking about pkmn social media-- he's giving tips on how best to take care of pkmn that aren't too keen on water (goomy's there for enrichment)

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his hoodie got soaked,,

#pokemon swsh #art #pokemon sword and shield #pkmn swsh #pkmn sword and shield #pokemon #poke's doodles #gym leader raihan #trapinch #roggenrola #goomy #does this give away my lack of knowledge---? i don't know what streams usually look like----#i tried to piece it together from what bits i've seen from highlights from streams here and there lol-#anyways- he put his whole arm into the bath i dont know what he was expecting-- get soggy dragon boy >:]#i imagine a good few of ground or rock type pkmn would hold some reservations about being washed-#not entirely due to the weakness factor either - using the usual products and methods could damage parts or irritate skin/scales that dont-#-usually deal with such conditions i think #obviously your pkmn still need a good clean though - dry or wet dirt baths can work depending on the pkmn but for the sake of health-#-a monthly full wash would be useful-?#i'll stop rambling there methinks #EDIT EDIT- I FORGOT- the galarian text is based on the post by another tumblr user-- i'll reblog it now tbh i adore it greatly #if i ever write pkmn text or text in anything actually i'm probably using that lol

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greater-than-the-sword · 7 months ago

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Legislative agenda:

Limit car headlight brightness to an amount recommended by eye doctors and traffic safety experts

Replace all prison lights with light posts that have caps

Cap all stadium lighting

Replace all public streetlights with warm colored lights

Limit brightness of all outdoor LED's (likely to a similar amount of lumens as the car headlights were limited to)

Create biannual event where city owned lights, including streetlights, and all businesses over 50 employees MUST turn their lights off for a dark sky night

maybe: Require all unoccupied parking lots turn off their lights 10PM-5AM

Proposed benefits:

Tourism

Education

Boost interest in the sciences and arts

Mental health

Physical health (eye disorders and reduction of sleep disorders)

Increased productivity of workers due to reduction of sleep disorders

The human experience

Eco friendly (Benefits animals)

Eco friendly (saves energy)

Cons:

Criminals target dark parking lots

Rebuttal:

Criminals can't target dark parking lots if they're all equally dark

#one of these days I'm going to actually do something #im afraid of getting laughed at #they all laughed at me on the town facebook group #ok the post didnt get that many views #but it was a reaponse like we're a city now what do you expect #like um....???#every place is a city now #you cant just run away from this shit anymore #its almost impossible anymore #we have to stand here and face our problems

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cozylittleartblog · 3 months ago

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JUST GUYS BEIN' DOODS

redraw of the meme under the cut

original by @knightmarebug

#knight rider #kr #michael knight #kitt #knight industries two thousand #bonnie barstow #mk2000 #art #shitpost #doodles #having gasoline in a glass one foot away from a flame is a really good idea michael. your brain damage is showing #those bars were just so if i posted it to insta it wouldnt crop but then i thought it looked hilariously cinematic and left them for here #im very charmed by all kitt's alternate scanner patterns. i wish they were used a little more in the show but iirc the one car they rigged #to do that broke in like season 2 or 3 and they couldn't fix it. so they had to go without u _ u #but big emotions means big lights. to me. so he's happy about the date :) the whole bar lights up #he did that Once when he was scared for his life and i did not stop thinking about it. big feels is big lights #anyway i dont know what michael expected to happen; he's in the foundation's public garage. idiot dumbass #bonnie should get chessboard earrings she deserves them #''i hate drawing cars'' - keeps entering car fandoms. keeps drawing cars.

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months ago

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from what I infer from some of his dialogue, my guess is that while lucanis hasn't had a proper relationship before he has had one night stands and short term flings. and -- listen, I know he's a dick and a menace and probably a hopeless case but please do still spare illario dellamorte a moment of your thoughts and pity for the role of incredulous yet intrepid wing man that he's all but certainly had to play on several occasions for that to happen. there are 100% people out there who were trying SO fucking hard to get no strings attached laid by this stupidly hot emotionally unavailable mysterious stranger who won't be in town for long without lucanis ever realizing it. people who would have remained tragically unlaid if illario weren't there to clue him in.

I'm just imagining Illario staring in pure dismay and disbelief at his dumbass of a cousin failing to pick up what someone isn't just putting down but scattering all over the floor like glittery confetti burning with a magnesium flame brightness to spell out 'SIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RAIL ME THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ENTHUSIASTIC INVITATION TO MY BED' and having to push him out the door after them like 'maker's breath sometimes i don't understand how you have the wits to grip the right end of a knife, lucanis, they were throwing themselves at you and you just stared at them in mild puzzlement until they gave up and went away go fucking GET THEM for the sake of my sanity if nothing else!!!'

#'oh was THAT what that was' lucanis realizes as illario all but throws him onto the person's lap and walks away shaking his head #once he was actually there and the stiuation and what's expected of him were understood I think he'd do wonderfully!#but provably he uh. takes some clueing in at times #illario 'cousin one day you will have fun even if it kills me' dellamorte (dramatic irony edition)#tfw your cousin-brother is SO hot. and so autistic.#dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #illario dellamorte #lucanis dellamorte #every day I think about 'get that man to stop yelling at me'. illario snooze that guy for me please. their *Dynamic*.#i finished murder of crows last night and the way lucanis' 'not. now' is so out of proportion to what's actually happened.#he sounds mildly annoyed. like illario blunted one of his knives or something instead of shredded his soul. this family is. something #we never get how much of illario's 'that isn't even my cousin that's a demon' shit is real beneath the. general scarness of him lol #but you know what I call that? free narrative real estate. I'm going to go ahead and make myself so so sad about this for no reason <3 #illario loves and hates this guy in ways even he himself doesn't understand. so annoying when abel gets back up again #and still wants you to come to family dinner tonight while your hands are dripping with his blood #if anyone had to listen to lucanis anxiously deciding what would be the best way to court the prickliest man in thedas #and deciding on one of the worst possible options. it was illario. again he sucks and he deserves this. but still. the mind boggles

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cloudysarts · 4 months ago

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We need more Bill and Axolotl being best friends

i dont think bill really considers them "friends".

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fireflysugarpie · 4 months ago

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cumplane au but they both keep accidentally dom-ing each other

#they would be arguing over something stupid #and shen qingqiu would kabedon shang qinghua to prove a point about something #and qinghua would zone out for the rest of qingqiu's rant #or maybe they'd be arguing over who was stronger (qinghua might have weaker cultivation overall but he's still a physical cultivator)#so they'd arm wrestle or something #and qingqiu would accuse qinghua of cheating because he couldn't move his arm #and so qinghua would grab both of his arms with one handand be like #“Bet you can't still cant move my hand haha”#and qingqiu would slowly turn red as he struggled but couldn't get free #(they're doing this without their enhanced cultivator strength btw)#before resorting to headbutting him in the face and running away to qing jing peak until the next peak lord meeting #just them manhandling each other without realizing the other is into it #visiting each other in person more often is completely unrelated #and if there's more pda #they're from the modern world!#of course they're physically closer then expected!#friends are supposed to be close and affectionate! (not that those shut-ins would know lmao)#it's completely normal :)#svsss #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #cumplane #writing prompt #svsss au #suggestive

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lav3nder-bees · 11 months ago

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happy february to them and absolutely nobody else

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