#the billble

[thepotatowithahat]

Billford in real life

I'm not insulting Billford shippers, I just think it's funny that Ford got freaky with an oversized Dorito 💀.

[prodigaldaughteralice]

The easiest code in the book, the only one I got on my first read-through (I’m gonna go back with a notebook to get at the rest), and genuinely made me tear up.

[cloudysarts]

Screaming, crying, throwing up, eating the drywall with my bare hands, ripping up the floorboards

Please please please PLEASE, begging on my knees, more glasses Bill🙏🙏🙏

(coming from a teen who has awful vision, astigmatism, and visual snow syndrome lol)

(other bills glasses au parts can be found here and here!)

i got SUPER excited when i saw this ask, because you described THE EXACT VISION ISSUES THAT I HAVE!!!!!! :D i also have awful vision, astigmatism, and visual snow syndrome!!!!!! so yes of course ill doodle more glasses!bill for you!!! its like were both mutually projecting 🤝

first of all. this made me realize how PERFECT bill is for visual snow syndrome. for people who dont have it/dont know what it is, its a condition where your eyes get like,,,,,a fuzzy, static-like overlay. like, for me, it looks like im looking through a static filter. it gets ESPECIALLY bad in low light. which reminded me that one of bill's fears is tv static...... 👀 i just couldnt shake the mental image of bill resting for the first time in the theraprism, only to wake up to everything being FUZZY.

at first he thinks its a cruel trick that the staff is playing on him just to torture him more. nah, his eye is just fucked up <33333

ANYWAY, here are some more lighthearted doodles!!!!!!! <3

LIFE HACK!!!! did you know that if your opponent only has one eye and wears glasses, you can temporarily blind him only using a jumbo sticker?? the more you know!!! <3

hes such a drama queen <3

[skeletontherapist]

am i blanching? girl we blanching. i live up in a mansion

[callme-aprilroseisha04]

I DON’T KNOW ANYONE WHO DOES GRAVITY FALLS ANALYSIS BUT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS?????????

[frogwiththephatahh]

I think we need to talk about this actually this was BRUTAL 😭😭😭

STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD STANLEY

[leonardoeatscarrots]

I know someone's made this format with these two already, but it wasn't this specific joke soo

[pdalicedraws]

My beloved fucked up princess semi-canonically has Lady Macbeth nightmares. I am fed.

[biblicallyaccuratepigeons]

After reading the Billble, the objective perpetually one-sided nature of BillFord is, to me, not exactly that the two's level of affection for each other switched.

Of course, in J3, Ford very clearly has incredibly high regard for Bill in a way that could be easily be described as either love or worship–even both–whether he was sexually attracted to him or not. I truly believe that, whatever the nature of his feelings was, Ford would have done anything Bill'd asked pre-betrayal, including but not limited to sex and dating; on the other hand, it was easy to see how clearly Bill was using him for his own selfish purposes. I believe that this was deliberate, not only on the writers' part, but on Ford's part as well; obviously he didn't want anyone else to fall for Bill's tricks, but he was also clearly hurt and embarrassed, and a part of his reasoning was very likely also a desire to forget all the little unimportant things that were so personally important to him, that could possibly be signs that Bill really did care for him genuinely.

And to us, who have seen the way Bill treats him in the show, J3, and now the Billble, it's very clear that he did care, in his own toxic, irredeemable way. We saw the way he freaked out when Ford summoned him; we see parallels between the love advice he gives and the way he treats Ford; we saw him offer an incredibly high ransom for Ford after he fell through the portal; we saw him turn Ford into a gold statue to keep on his person and practically beg him to join his crew; we saw the gifts, the physical and mental enhancements, the serenading, the jealousy–but most importantly, we saw a mutual vulnerability and understanding between them that, in other circumstances, would have led to a full lifetime of real love, whether it was brotherhood or romance.

The objective perpetual one-sidedness of BillFord isn't that their feelings switched. Bill always had to have Ford; but once that reason fully grew from necessity into an emotional need for Ford to be at and on his side, Ford learned of the side of Bill that had been kept secret, and the lie shattered not his regard, nor his fixation, nor his respect–but his trust was dropped from the heavens and shattered and swept away on the surface of the sea.

So Bill took every opportunity he had to obtain Ford again. He set a high ransom, he visited his dreams when he could, he turned him into gold and kept him on his person, he put him in a love cage and serenaded him, he begged him to come back to him become a henchmaniac. And when he wrote his book meant to call for help, Ford was the first person he sent it to.

Bill offered Ford the world because he had nothing else to offer. All Ford wanted was for Bill to be his Muse. This was true from the very start, and is the essence of the objective perpetual one-sidedness of BillFord.

[cloudymindemptyskies]

I cracked. I read the book of Bill. I offer this humble tribute to our triangular overlord. Real talk, thank @achromaticegoist your Bill art is incredible.

8/15/2024

[androids-insides]

Should I render any of these??

[gfanlocalcryptid]

[thepotatowithahat]

Disturbing Hidden Messages on Thisisnotawebsitedotcom

@itsrachnime

If you type in Naitsauf and sign the contract from Bill, then type in Mabel or Dipper's name into the computer and click on the knob, some weird creepy messages start play. I've reversed all these messages and tried my best to find out what they say in this video.

(Skip to 0:45 and 1:28 if you want to hear the messages reversed)

The first message seems to be saying "Someone help, the murderer's name is Bill" though I could be wrong.

The second message, when reversed, might be saying. "I'm tired. Everything is burning. Out of this cabin. You killed us all. Remember us."

I'm surprised not many people are talking about this, but my theory is that the person speaking may be someone from Bill's old dimension (which he destroyed) warning us about Bill. That or maybe they are speaking directly to Bill, tormenting him by reminding him about what he's done, since it's clear Bill feels an immense amount of guilt for destroying his home dimension. I do wonder why the messages change depending on whose name you put in though. Let me know what you guys think.

[cloudysarts]

We need more Bill and Axolotl being best friends

i dont think bill really considers them "friends".

[spookyteeth]

heard we're making billsonas? (inspo: nirami)

also guess who dyed their hair againnnn

timelapse!!!:

[skeletontherapist]

he loves arts and crafts