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transholmes · 8 months ago

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Much as I love BG3 I really hate how the game treat platonic relationships as less than romantic ones.

And before someone comes at me this isn't a "game too horny" post. If you ask me the game isn't enough horny and especially not enough weird horny but that's beside the point of how it treats platonic relationships very badly and as inferior.

Like maybe it wouldn't make sense for you to go with every companion in every case if you hadn't romanced them but why the hell can't I go with Lae'zel to free her people just because I didn't romance her? Why can't I help Halsin rebuild Moonrise Tower and Reithewin just because I turned him down? Why the hell can't I kick up a fuss in the Underdark with Minthara because we didn't smooch? Or go traveling with Shadowheart or Astarion? While we're at it why does Astarion just run away if he's unromanced but appear the next morning if he is?

And these are only handful of examples. Like I could add how extremely different Gale is as a character in Act 3 depending on whether you're romancing him or not. Like it doesn't matter if you have high approval or built a good relationship with him otherwise. Only romance counts. Which really does seem to be the battle cry of this game when it comes to relationships.

This is what I mean when I say that BG3 consistently treat friendship as less important, less meaningful, than romantic relationships. I'm neither ace nor aro but man it really bothers me.

#astarion #lae'zel #shadowheart #halsin #minthara #astarion acunin #halsin bg3 #minthara bg3 #bg3 meta #shadowheart bg3 #it also treats polyamory not very well #to put it politely #but that's something for another post #willow writing #and don't come at me with karlach #considering how dirty they did the character as a whole and that that ending was only put in because the players strong armed larian #it does not count #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep

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garlicbreadbatstarion · 5 days ago

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Hot takes??

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birt-art · 1 year ago

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Karlach baldursgate I'm free tonight

#love her!!#karlach #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #my art #pls don't come for me for simplifying her armour or forgetting part of her design I'm so eepy

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originalcontent · 1 year ago

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I can't find art of my ship anywhere so I GUESS that means I have to make it myself, here are some doodles.

#ugh i can't believe i have to make my own shipping fanart #tfw you're complaining to your sister that you can't find any content of them but then you remember you have the power #man i do not know how to draw kissing or hugging or any of that romantic stuff #mostly i just know how to put paragraphs of dialogue in between two talking heads #but this seems to be something of a rarepair even though they are obsessed with each other so i suppose i gotta try #karlach #lae'zel #shipping #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #karlzel #i think that's the ship name but i have found so little of them that i'm genuinely not sure #laelach #(just in case)#but come on they're perfect! they're sunshine/raincloud! dog energy/cat energy! tall/small! hot and cold! canonically into each other!#character who represses sadness and character who doesn't understand happiness! pretty girls who can both bench press each other!#considering what their banter looks like i don't get how this isn't a more popular pairing. who else does karlach wistfully sigh over?#my sister tells me that lae'zel is not well-liked by the wider fandom and that that may be why (so sorry if other people have bad taste)#or maybe people don't often put the barbarian and the fighter together in the same party at the same time #anyway now that you're 100% convinced feel free to draw them making out so that i don't have to k thx <3

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nucleqr · 1 year ago

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the grove tieflings all have the best story arcs i've ever encountered in completely unplayable npcs

#they've all come so far #i'm like literally crying #grove tieflings my beloveds #karlach #dammon bg3 #rolan bg3 #cal #lia #lakrissa #alfira #that last scene with lakrissa and alfira really caught me off-guard #i don't think i ever got it in my first playthrough #started crying #bg3 #john baldur #bg3 act 3 spoilers #nuclear.7z #origin karlach

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prismatic-starstuff · 1 year ago

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you know what sometimes self-care is just straight up blocking someone who erases a character's canon pansexual identity

#yes i am talking specifically about astarion #he's pan. neil newbon - voice actor who obviously worked with the studio - said so himself on stream. fucking cope.#sincerely: a pansexual who's so fucking tired of erasure from all sides #also don't come at me with 'playersexual'#astarion's confirmed pan and iirc karlach is confirmed bi #so there's no reason to assume any of the rest are 'playersexual' either #y'know what sure i'll tag this #baldur's gate iii #astarion

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palespawn · 5 months ago

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immersion-breakers when playing as origin astarion for the first time:

he's the camp leader

all the companions wanna fuck him

#this camp is about to get so messy #don't think i won't make them all kiss anyway i'm already on it #so far he has kissed shadowheart #and slept with lae'zel TWICE?#both experiences were strange and kind of off-putting #bc they both give me “ i'd rather decapitate that man ” vibes #he has had that Weave moment with gale #wyll and karlach and halsin are not safe from his flirting when the time comes #idk who i'd commit him to though if i will at all #also another immersion-breaking experience is that #he's so quiet #𝒾𝒾. ooc.#ALSO HIS TENT IS GONE??#i actually wanted to cry when i saw the empty space #anyway not ragging on my handsome gremlin whom i love dearly #i'm just so used to playing as tav/durge #you get used to the companion dynamic that way #and then suddenly astarion is in charge #no minthara mention because she'd kill him

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taamlok · 1 year ago

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okay while we're on the subject of supporting fanwork creators i would really encourage everyone to suck it up and start browsing tags! on desktop you can filter by post type so you can just select images if you're not interested in seeing people's textposts (though if you're looking for fic don't do that)

i've seriously found so many incredible pieces of art, beautiful screenshots and gifsets, and most importantly really amazing mutuals because of this feature. i've also had posts take off specifically because one person who has never interacted with me before reblogged it out of the tags!

#this is especially true with characters who dont get as much hype!!#most of the stuff you see me rb of the female companions comes direct from their tags #lesbians in the karlach tag i owe you my life #don't be scared it's honestly very rare to see a shit take if you filter properly

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gender-euphowrya · 24 days ago

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did we ever address How the bg3 characters even have tents in the first place

like the illithids were about to snatch laezel up and she went HALT i must procure my sharpening wheel and also this training dummy i made that looks like you first. you may now seize me.

#i know the answer is Definitely video game inventory logic where you can be carrying your whole family but look empty-handed somehow #like they're supposed to start with Nothing just completely unprepared and getting by with whatever we find on the road #day 1 you notice astarion keeps stashing empty bottles away night 1 he fucks off with them in the woods #comes back and they're full of blood and he's like that's normal. i'm normal. good night #i don't question how gale just has tons of books lying around he's the magic nerd #i'd be surprised if he HADN'T set up some kind of magic dimension library that he can access at all times #karlach kinda hopped on the nautiloid on her own though so she definitely saw her chance to escape and went MUST TAKE PLUSH BEAR WITH ME

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plantenjoyer · 6 months ago

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I SWEAR I KEEP TRYING TO DO ART BUT THEN SOMETHING GETS IN THE WAY AND THEN I PROCRASTINATE AND THEN SIX MONTHS PASS

#this has been happening for like TWO YEARS BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I AM TRYING.#my usual art motivation (my webcomic idea) has been put on hold for a bit and because of that i forgort... everything #my will to draw specifically #but in my defense i have been writing k*arlach / oc indulgences and i've been VERY focused on finishing it #i also got a marketing manager (my friend <3) to help with advertising my comms and stuff so uh... look forward 2 that #i might need to start posting all of my art on a sideblog so she doesn't have to log into my main though #so there might be some changes #but i promise i want to do art!!!! but there's always something to do first and then months pass :(#or i get the urge to draw and then life is like ''have a cancer scare'' lmao...#(ended up being cancerous actually </3 but because it's skin stuff it was easy to remove)#(but that really took the piss out of me for most of july... not to mention that ffxiv released a new expansion and i have been...#having a good time with my new friends doing content and stuff!) i also made a friend irl after like 3-4 years of total isolation #we feed ants and watch them move around together and comment on their behaviour patterns...#but like when i say this takes literal hours.#we just sit out there and talk about random shit and watch ants walk across the floor. both of us hate ants btw.#like we don't like having them ON us so it's a bit like playing with fire.#but anyways yeah i've also been really low energy recently too bc of the heat and burnout from college...#but the good news is that i'm transferring in fall to a much more relaxing college & courseload!#i'm hoping it'll stop me from feeling so... awful ?? i guess ??#like i was taking classes i didn't need to that were really difficult & punishing #not to mention extremely boring & hard to pay attention to when dealing with literally anything. i did not want to be there.#my next college is much more interest-oriented so i will finally be able to take classes i want to and learn from them...!#and then maybe i will feel a bit more in control of my life / more encouraged to draw #anyways thank u for reading my ramble. hoping it all comes together soon.#i need to do a lot of work but most of it is so i can sell commissions again #but once the karlach fic is done we're so back on the webcomic train !!!!!!!!

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brittapcrrys · 1 year ago

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ok just watched a little video of the main BG3 characters (and some ?? others i’ve not seen u guys blogging abt) & their voice actors and like............ that was Not At All how i thought most of them were gonna sound oh my godddddddd

#i like shadowheart MORE now i think hearing her voice tied the vibes together in a way that finally Works for me #i was very 'BEYONCE???!!!?!' to see jk simmons in there but yeah okay that works #karlach and lae'zel are Fine i just expected....smth different. ig i was expecting any/all gith characters to have like...#idk they're meant to be from a totally ''alien'' plane of existence and also they're built Like That like. what do u mean they sound the sam #*same as everyone else ?? idk anyway #uhhh Halsin's voice is Fine but i kinda expected that sort of tone from Gale (but with the arrogance to it)#OH. Wyll's fit nicely too #I WANNA BE VERY CLEAR there's nothing 'wrong' or 'bad' abt the voices im ??????? abt i just. they don't Fit for me #i didn't think THAT voice was gonna come out of Astarion. i didn't know Jaheira was gonna be SO Scottish nnjdfjksdjkf #i also didn't know jaheira was gonna Look Like That like it's not bad but i just they made her paler right they did some whitewashing there

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boilingheart · 1 year ago

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i am personally so ready for you to lose your mind over baldur’s gate.

i am Also so fucking ready to lose my mind over it

because guess what.

i just fucking caved.

i need to fuck that vampire YESTERDAY

#bheart talks #answered #i still don't know if i wanna play a guy or a lady #i looooove playing male characters it's sooo fun i love men #but also i'm kinda down to be a little femme for romancing astarion #i do know that i will FOR SURE be rolling a female character when i come back for karlach #i need her to crush me wlw style #but astarion i CANNOT fucking decide #that's assuming at least romance options aren't gender locked?#i've never played any baldur's gate games and i have never in my life wanted a game so bad based SOLELY on the idea of romancing an npc

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beeribas · 11 months ago

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Hot take: we don't need another sad white boy in media. I swear to the gods if I see one more sad white guy whose abuser is a BIPOC/BIPOC coded man I'm gonna commit arson. Most aren't bad story wise, but the trope is horrible for so many reasons and I am so tired of seeing it.

#I'm not saying it's bad abuse victim rep #But I am saying it's racist #And annoying #Like #half the time the white guy is lauded over by (mainly) cis white women who don't give the same energy toward BIPOC victims of abuse #baulders gate 3 comes to mind #You can wanna fuck Gortash and Mizora #But you so much as say you like Cazador it's suddenly #“Why do you like an abuser?”#And I'm not even talking about liking Cazador as a person or wanting to fuck him #I didn't know Wyll existed until I started actually playing the game #and I didn't know Cazador was Asian until recently #Astarion isn't bad rep #He's incredibly well written #But why is it he is the only person who's abuser is meant to be universally hated?#Wyll who is a black man and the only POC in the main group #Is not only turned into a demon and being slowly stripped of his story #But also has an abuser who people not only fawn over but also want to be able to romance #No one would say that about Cazador #And rightfully so!#But where is that energy with Wyll and Mizora?#And the same goes with Karlach and Minthara #IMO from what I've seen with Minthara's story she was intimately abused #But she and Orin don't get the same energy as Astarion #Same with Karlach and Gortash #And this isn't the only example #but this is the one that's the most on my mind #Because I adore Wyll #He is my favorite romance option in the game #And the treatment of him pisses me off so so much

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invinciblerodent · 1 year ago

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"Oh how could Orin do this!!!!!!"

Shadowheart. Love. Darling. Sweetie pie. My dearest, most cherished piece of confectionary treat. You were all standing RIGHT THE FUCK THERE. How indeed could this happen, THAT'S WHAT I TOO WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO KNOW!!!!!!!

Ffs, I'm getting the feeling that Arvid is growing a little bit tired of solving everyone's issues for them

#squirrel plays bg3 #i'm kinda dragging my feet on act 3 because it's hella complex #but come on I literally took the squishy rogue the squishier wizard and ONE of the TWO druids #are you telling me that Shadowheart. Wyll. Halsin. Karlach. And LAE'ZEL. COULDN'T STOP THIS.#(it was Lae'zel)#(I dunno if it's random or the game just takes whoever has the highest approval but YET AGAIN #IT AAAAAAALL FALLS TO THE DWARF)#(and orin asking me to do what I was gonna do anyway? why tho)#(girl literally wait like two days)#(ugh I think i'll reload tbh; I don't wanna progress the main quest yet)#(i was just exploring :c)

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maukuja · 1 year ago

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My friend always gives me these great christmas and birthday cards that make happy with the text he writes on them so I dug out my watercolor stuff and painted him a Karlach card

#bg3 #karlach #my art #I haven't played bg3 at all so don't come for me if this is somehow wrong

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petalsandpurity · 27 days ago

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my talent is making very pretty tavs in bg3

#im trying out the durge playthrough and realised I always make ✨women✨#so i decided to make a man yet i still managed to make my tav too pretty.#mostly vanilla tavs too!! ( one of them does have modded hair now tho)#however because i have made a male durge tav rather than a female good tav i don't know if astarion coming on so strong to me all of a sudd #is because i've chosen a male or because i've chosen a durge playthrough.#i have not yet romanced astarion yet though (i'm a karlach and gale girly first) ...maybe now is the time.

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