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I drew some baldurs gate fanart ya know?

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Astarion: Tell me, darling

Astarion: Would you love me even if I was evil?

Halsin: I do love you, my heart

Astarion: I know, but-

Astarion: …Wait

Astarion: What are you implying??

*Halsin whistling and looking away*

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My completed modern AU art of a cozy Gale from Baldur's Gate 3!

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BG3 text posts - various (3/?)

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lmfaoooooooooooooo

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celebrating one year of baldur’s gate 3

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dark urge evil ending with romanced wyll

Narrator: *A thousand thousand respiring things lie below, pointing up at you, gasping their last. But there is one who deserves the honour of your first death. The beginning of your end.*

Wyll: We were meant to save the world - not damn it. You and I. Together.

Player options:

Kill with one last kiss.

You do not want to see what is to come. Death is my reward for your service.

Run from me when we land. We will meet again at the end of days, when I shall come for you.

If the first/second option is picked:

Wyll: I... I forgive you.

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Wyll: Fuck yeah, that's my girl! (devnote: Enthusiastically, Karlach's language has rubbed off on him a little.)

Wyll: Oh shit - I'm starting to pick up your bad habits. Well, fuck it. In for a coin, in for a coffer. (devnote: Oopsy - he's been picking up some bad language habits from Karlach!)

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When writers describe Astarion as "purring" this is what we mean. It's so nice to listen to help ;w;

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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

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Cats of Baldur's Gate III

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Astarion makes me giggle out of nothing way too often, I'm so mad

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enrichment for the baby rogue

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FRIENDS OF THE FOREST - SCRATCH THE DOG 🐶

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds

In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast

(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)

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Shadowheart: I'd like to kiss you.