#and disney def would

[yonemurishiroku]

Octavian once told Percy that his womb fertile…

Poseidon's son barely restrained himself from stuffing his face.

But Reina explained to him in time what it meant — marine fertility, the gift of the children of Neptune, they are able to carry life regardless of gender.

Percy was in shock.

[Somewhere I read that in ancient Rome and Greece it was the priests who determined the fertility of women and decided for myself that it was in the camp of Jupiter, it was from Octavian and with the explanation of Reina that Percy learned about marine fertility].

The fact that anon keeps coming up with logical headcanons proves that Mpreg Percy could and should have been canon. Anon your commitment astounds me.

[plum-at-sea]

NO FLOYD !!! HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANYTHING!!!!

hai chat pls give me more silly things to draw floyd or other twst characters doing :3

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@bluesugur @severein @8-xnny @bunniehunn @lumdays @babyghoul138 @levxn @jadelover69

[pastelpousay]

This scene did something to my brain chemistry i swear

[birb-tangleblog]

Everyone look at my pretty shiny metal 🐲💎✨

It's… very very late of me to do so, but I'm starting a Disney pin collection! I'm going to be focusing on TTS and especially series style pins tho, b/c I think a general Tangled/Rapunzel collection would get bonkers fast.

(Also, if any of you guys have old pins that you're willing to sell/trade if you're no longer collecting, you should lmk! 👀✨)

[assortedvillainvault]

Malefecent had fallen to Dr.facilier charming nature.He also finds Malefecent Attractive and suggests they go on a date to know each other little better.

Oooh this one took a bit of thinking! I don't think they'd become a full on pair, but a little fling wouldn't hurt...

Maleficent x Dr. Facilier: A Risky Venture

- It wasn't unusual for new villains to get a crush on Maleficent. Like – yes hello, water is wet, the Mouse won’t shut up, and the Mistress Of All Evil is the most attractive thing on legs, what else is new?

- It was, however, MUCH rarer for a newcomer to actually approach the elder villainess and make a move.

- To date only ten of the 127 Disney villains had ever tried, to varying degrees of success.

- Dr Facilier wasn’t one to simply sidle up and try his luck. At least not without a game plan and some research.

- Simply asking around got him some sly smirks, a huffy eye roll from Hades and the sort of glazed-over look from Jafar that spoke of things he’d really rather not hear about. Ursula cackled enough through her drink that he put her in the same ‘don’t ask’ camp as Jafar. Queen Grimhilde didn’t even deign to respond, and the Horned King simply glared and mimed breaking his neck for asking.

- The other five that had ever tried were apparently smote into craters for the audacity. He cast a look over the singed walls and decided to let those lie.

- He slid into a seat at an empty table, feeling Shadow pool around his feet under the long cloth. Idly, he let his cards flick and tumble through his fingers, deftly shuffling and reshuffling.

- The Loa were off the table. A. Because a date definitely counted as ‘something for himself’. B. Because he could hardly trust them when dealing with something so open ended as a crush. And c. Because he knew she would perceive him as lesser for depending on their help.

- He’d always had good eyes. Able to see what most others couldn’t. And while he would never claim to see through every disguise...from day one he’d been able to see the way fire and scales stretched and twisted under her skin – the way the lights in the room dimmed and flickered under her smile, how her cloak was full of raven feathers and vicious thorns. He could see the way her presence lanced through a crowd like a silent lightning strike – all ozone and anticipation under the thin blanket of night.

- When Hades had leaned over and clicked his jaw shut with a smirk, slyly asking “First time?” it’d taken all he had not to slip into the shadows – donning his signature charm like a shield.

- He blinked down at his hands, frowning at the faces of cards he’d laid down by habit. The devil, the seven of swords, the tower…

- A perfect talon clicks onto the tower. His heart thuds into his mouth as he looks up (and up and UP, hell she’s tall-) at the amused, elegant smile of one Mistress of All Evil.

- Hahaha shit.

- At a loss, he flings himself into his tried and tested talent: talking.

- “Evening, ma’am.” He tips his hat and tried desperately not to overthink the amused upturn of her lips, finding it to be much the same expression as a cat playing with mice. “To what do I owe the pleasure, stopping by little ol’ me?” Should he try and kiss her hand?? It was right there, he should probably look into how to regrow fingers just in case- “Is there...” he swallows. “Anything I can, help you with?”

- She chuckles, and he feels it run though his bones as if he were stood right next to a brass band’s drummers. Shadow has a vice grip on his ankles under the table and he tries so hard not to remember being dragged to his grave, tries not to kick his one remaining friend as Maleficent’s yellow eyes bore into his violet ones and he swears he might know how Hook feels – sized up by a reptile willing and eager to swallow him whole-

- “Plenty, little doctor.” She smiles, slow and sharp. He swallows thickly, fighting not to grin. “if you feel...up to the challenge?”

- He feels his lips drag up into an ill advised grin. “Yes ma’am~”

[cjbolan]

Just saw the latest Percy Jackson Episode 6. IMAGINE a live action Emily Windsnap looking like the very last scene of that episode (also the lotus casino reminds me of the M-drug)

[princess-ibri]

Working on some early ideas for a Bluebeard retelling, so here’s some concept art (subject to change) Lucretia our Heroine

And Bluebeard our Villain

I’m basing their looks/names/time period off of what I could find from what Disney already had Bluebeard wise. Which was a tombstone with the names of Bluebeard’s previous wives and their/his date of death and a portrait of Bluebeard in Jake and the Neverland Pirates 😅

Plus some 1440s historical inspo. But yeah we’ll see how this goes!

[o4o41]

it would have been good if Cindrella was more outspoken. And call out her family on not feeling **regretful and apologizing** after insults, ridicule and abuse.

[gloriasato]

the duality of moody teen girl music

[starkeylover]

prince eric would DEFINITELY be a swiftie.

[gingerbreadmonsters]

fun laughs good time ? 👀

clover's talking about this ask game (still open!)

grinch smile. im SO glad u asked 🤩🤩🤩

[pikapig183]

I think the Beetlejuice movies would be Franny’s kind of movies, comfort films if you will

[pastelpousay]

y’know, you posting this(https://www.tumblr.com/pastelpousay/755670487941660672/yall-i-just-realized-hades-basically-doesnt-have-a?source=share) made me wonder something.

If you WERE to celebrate a ‘birthday’ for Hade’s, what day would it be?? And if so, is there any reason why that date was chosen? :3

HIHI THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING YIPPEE 🥳

Honestly if I (or Rina) were to celebrate his birthday I feel like it would probably be on multiple days or occasions rather than just one day 😭 like holidays n stuff. but I feel like if me or Rina had to pic one day it would probably be either my birthday or the day after (ALSO ME AND RINA HAVE DIFFERENT BIRTHDAYS IDK WHY BUT IVE NEVER GIVEN MY OCS THE SAME BDAY AS ME. SHES LIKE 3 DAYS AFTER ME)

It’s Rina time now 😁. I feel like Rina would chose that date because she’d probably either realize or feel bad about celebrating her own birthday meanwhile Hades, a literal god, doesn’t have one to celebrate, nor anyone that really wants to 😭 so I feel like they’d share one, or at least make it a couple days after

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

I Think what turned me off of tlm live action was that the people in charge were treating the original movie like some anti woman trash movie/ as well as the dumb lyric changes /plus the trailers sucked out all color/ and from what spoilers ive seen the ending fall flats/ I like afew scenes of eric/ariel but man it doesnt seem worth 30 bucks or however movies cost nowadays .. if it had acutally been talked about how they want to HONOR and respect the original I'd be prob be more open to it. but eh if you enjoyed it thats cool. but i do wish disney would stop disrespecting their old movies by calling em anti woman/ sexist/ problamatic like bro they aint. stop catering to dumb critics and insulting lovers of animation.. i think if they just were good to the original and not bashing it a lot of backlash might not have happened and it might have garndered more views.. .

just my opinion

[narmothewraith]

I can't believe the first DILF I ever liked (for what I remember) was fucking Zeus from disney's Hercules.... Honestly this movie was great for my sexual awaking because have you seen the Muses? Meg?!?

Also Hercules was such a himbo in this movie.

[taroet]

ruby is rose city's darling <3