#and david just texts milo like

[h0ney-dames]

Ive already got both an irl wife and an online platonic marriage ( @totheak47 )

How about platonic mutuals?

(This is me making friends)

Angel Shaw is unempowered because the world couldn't handle them if they had powers /hj

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.5

-most of the empowered population could not tell you in detail who the sovereigns are (it’s one of those things they forget immediately after high school)

-sweetheart went to the same empowered high school the pack went to as teenagers but they never crossed paths (they were driving past the school and the wolves were reminiscing and sweetheart said “oh i went there too” absentmindedly) ((milo flipped his shit))

-asher doesn’t let baabe do the dishes (because he “can’t let the soap dry out their hands”) and baabe doesn’t let asher do the laundry (because he’ll fuck it up)

-damien hates raisins so huxley picks out the raisins in oatmeal raisin cookies and feeds damien the cookie part

-asher and darlin’ both jump their mates in bed while shifted (asher broke their bed frame)

-damien constantly grumbles at huxley whenever he tries to dote on him but doesn’t stop him 

-damien would never admit it out loud but he loves temple kisses (huxley knows and gives them to him all the time) 

-good-old fashioned lover boy (remastered 2011) is guy’s song 

-milo and sweetheart are the type to bully kids on roblox 

-whenever sam is mad (at darlin’ or otherwise) darlin’ jokes about “i’m getting it good tonight”

-the groupchat between vincent, lovely, darlin’ and sam is absolute chaos (darlin' and lovely flirting as a joke, lovely ranting at random, vincent provoking sam, sam being at his wits end, all of them cursing out other people, etc.) ((after the summit, lovely just texted "what the actual fuck"))

-sweetheart likes feeling up on milo’s chest, like a lot

-angel’s roman empire is when david accused them of cheating that one time (sometimes they lay awake at night thinking about it and feeling horrible that they even made david think about that) 

-lasko’s roman empire is the inversion (as is milo's)

[deezbignutz]

More Redacted hc bc why tf not, yknow :))))) (this is also to make up for not doing Brachium and Christian but u don't need to know that-)

One time during their early stages of dating, Angel found out about henna from Baaabe and wanted to surprise David with it some cool squiggles and flowers knowing damn well he would have a strong reaction to it. He did in fact have a strong reaction to it, and so did Angel when they realised they were highly allergic to one of the ingredients used in henna and was immediately brought to the hospital by a very worried David.

Asher has a knack for finding the most unsettling and disturbing facts and sending them to Milo because he doesn't need to know about it at all and gets pissed when Asher texts him in the middle of something important. (Also, fun fact! Camel's piss is as thick as syrup and it was thought to have medicinal properties, so people back then mixed it with camel milk and drink it. It did not have medicinal properties and didn't taste very good)

Gavin has a taser that is bedazzled in pink gems with text written on the front saying "Get tased, b*tch". He bought it for himself some time ago in case some perv got a little too comfortable without his consent.

Damien has a bad habit of chewing on his bottom lip when he's frustrated or zoning out, and he has done it so much that it old cuts bleed on its own even when he isn't biting it. This has led Huxley to buying lip ointments and lip balms for him and placing them in Damien's and his bags whenever they go out, he also has them littered around his home whenever he comes over, in the pockets of his clothes in case they don't bring their bags when going out, and one more he brings everywhere for back up.

Once Freelancer got Caelum a lego set for him to fiddle with while they were doing their coursework. The next day when he finally finished it, they watched in horror as Caelum destroyed the set so he could build it all over again, since he didn't understanding that once you build it, it's done.

Christian has a designer brand crescent cross body bag (it's not designer, he just likes saying it is because it's one of the only expensive things he owns), and because of this, Arden and Kelsey have lovingly named him an eshay (which is a stereotypically hypermasculine Australian man who are inclined to crime and violence, or basically just an annoying Aussie brat who's obsessed with masculinity/a chav) much to his chagrin.

Sweetheart has half empty cups and mugs scattered all over their room with most of the liquid in it drying up or turning into syrup from all the water evaporating. It hasn't gone so far as for mold to start appearing, but it's definitely getting there.

Porter has collected many little things that remind him of Treasure ever since he met them in that club, such as a surprisingly shiny penny from the ground, a cartoony key with a swirly heart on the end of it, a golden ring with hands on it that when worn looks like arms hugging your finger, and many other things that he keeps in his bedside table.

Darlin' and Sam write notes to each other and lay them around the house for each other to see when doing their normal routine. Like, Darlin' would be in the kitchen making their morning coffee and see a sticky note stuck on top of the coffee machine with some sappy shit like "Love you to bits, my Darlin'<3 P.S. Stop putting so many damn shots in your coffee, you're gonna get heart problems one of these days".

Hope y'all enjoy :)))))))

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :D)))))

[asmrrpaddict]

More random head canons. Some funny, some sad, some sweet, some spicy.

Guy and Honey were each other’s first time.

Darlin’ was Sam’s first post turning.

FemSH can’t have kids.

As a human Porter had a dog named Sebastian who he nicknamed Bas.

Vincent’s favorite place hang out as a teen was the arcade.

Freelancer loves Avartar: The Last Airbender and will randomly call the D.A.M.N. crew by the characters, Damian=Zuko, (Iroh if they are training), Hux=Toph and he loves it! Dear soon became Katara, but they make a clear distinction between Aang and the Avatar. They call Lasko Aang for being an airbender, but they call themself the Avatar for using multiple elements. They also call Gavin Appa for the fact he can transport them, but Gavin pointed out that that’s not the only reason. 👀

Lasko surprised the whole crew once by greeting Damian with a Flameo Hotman! Hux and FL laughed for 10 minutes.

Asher belts Adele full volume while driving.

Hush would love pineapple pizza.

At previous Summits, if someone asked Vincent about his life before turning, he would often use plots from 80s movies.

Gavin has a secret love of anime and only Freelancer knows. Although Hux also loves anime, Gavin is still reluctant to talk about it.

Freelancer likes true crime documentaries, but turns them off if Caelum drops in.

Porter and Treasure don’t know that both of them like taking walks in the rain.

One of Angel’s favorite movies is Teen Wolf. David doesn’t know this and is confused when he finds Angel going through his yearbooks to see if he was on the basketball team.

Vega is grateful Warden stayed, but feels like they’ll never fully trust him or care about him. He doesn’t know he’s wrong.

Post Inversion effects head canons for those not in the arena:

Angel doesn’t go to bed until David gets home. They may fall asleep on the couch, but they won’t go to bed without him.

Darlin’ keeps at least one hand on Sam all night.

Baabe wakes up every time Asher gets out of bed.

Lasko, after realizing his friends still care about him and he works on not comparing their traumas, sends random checking in texts to the group chat they share.

William also sends check in texts to Sam, Vincent, and Lovely.

SH will sometimes ask Milo to shift just so they can hug his wolf form. Milo doesn’t understand why, but they love seeing him able to shift at will and is grateful his shifter form was strong enough to break the barrier and save their family.

When Milo starts to panic about anything, he goes back to SH holding him when he had his breakdown. He feels their arms around him. His heart syncing with their’s and he feels better.

Porter watched videos and got updates from William regarding the Inversion, but no matter how much he and Vincent hate each other, he still felt bad for him and Lovely for Lovely’s turning. He was surprisingly grateful Sam was there for them. The first question from his mouth however was if Lovely’s turning was consensual.

One very long sappy one to finish out so the Inversion ones aren’t the last.

When they were younger, right after Darlin’ moved to Daliah Gabe took them, David, Milo, and Asher to a movie, ice cream, and out to a place where they could shift. This gave the kids bonding time both as humans and wolves. He held races and watched Asher show Darlin’ play fighting. It took Darlin’ a while to get the hang of being around wolves their own age, but once they did they had a blast. Darlin’ started running too fast and wasn’t watching where they were going and trip hurting their leg (not bad). David ran to them and through their link kept telling them it was ok. They were ok. Darlin’ was too panicked and shaken to shift back so David stayed in wolf form with them. Gabe watched the whole time to see how David handled it once he realized Darlin’ was fine and not in any danger. David calmed them down by laying next to them and just being there listening to each other’s heartbeats. Milo and Ash on each side checking on their pack mates. Ash gave Darlin’ a little lick on their head which made them smile to themself. After they were better, David nuzzled up under Darlin’s front leg and helped them stand. Darlin’ whined as they stepped, but David had them, reassuring them the whole time as they got back to Gabe who reached into the truck and grabbed sets of clothes for each wolf. David helped Darlin’ into a covered area and once they were stable he left them to change, but came back when they were both dressed to help them to the truck. Gabe had a first aid kit ready. They got back into the truck when the teens started to go silent. Gabe glanced in the mirror to see Milo leaning on Ash’s shoulder and David and Darlin’s heads together, all sound asleep. He chuckled and drove home.

[just-a-little-dragon]

A little something just for you. @moronkyne

Milo knew Asher and David were a little too close for Alpha and Beta. And whatever. It's fine. He'd support them no matter what.

Then they both got mates. Milo shrugged his shoulders. Maybe they weren't so into each other after all.

He, however, couldn't ignore the fact that Asher's mate came of David and Angel's bedroom in what suspiciously looked like one of David shirts. He frowned but didn't say anything as Ashers mate poured themselves a larger than needed cup of coffee and chugged it.

He also couldn't ignore Asher also stumbling out of that same bedroom.

"Oh! Hey milo!" He greeted warmly.

"What thw fuck." Was all Milo said as he began laughing.

Asher was covered in hickeys and bite marks. And not the human kind either. But due to it being Asher, he wore them with pride in a pair of briefs and nothing else.

"What is he laughing for?" Ashed asked.

Both humans shrugged and went on with their day as David walked in and frowned at amilo.

"Why is he laughing like that for?"

"We're whores. That's why." Angel sighed as they washed their dishes.

Milo nodded along before texting his own mate. Oh they were gonna love this.

[potatoqueenpal]

Yall I'm SO SORRY for dipping on you I have no ideas and I'm still fighting to get my avior fic back.

Have filler till I think of more angst

I present to you: Shaw Pack and Mates: Incorrect quotes

Sam, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Sweetheart : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Baabe: I personally was created in a lab.

Angel: I just straight up spawned.

Sam: We call that a traumatic experience.

Sam, turning to Baabe: Not a "bruh moment".

Sam, turning to Angel: Not "sadge".

Sam, turning to Sweetheart : And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Asher: Knock, knock.

Baabe: Who's there?

Asher: Boo!

Baabe: Boo who?

Asher: Why are you crying?

Baabe: I'm not crying.

Asher: Hello notcrying, I'm Asher.

Milo: Angel, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?

Angel: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?

Milo: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

David: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Milo: I photosynthesize with this.

Sweetheart: I’m this close to falling in love with Milo.

Asher: Your fingertips are touching.

Sweetheart: Exactly.

Asher, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

Sweetheart : I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Baabe, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Asher, spraying Sweetheart : You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Sweetheart : Dude, I forgot-

Asher: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

Sam: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

Asher: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

David, turning to Darlin': How tall are you?

Angel: Sam said its my turn with the brain cell.

Asher: Square up.

Sam: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?

Sweetheart : Suck it, boomer!

Sam: I don't know who "Boomer" is, but no.

Asher: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

Baabe: I think my guardian angel drinks.

David: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Milo: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Asher: I got distracted halfway through.

Darlin': Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Asher: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!

Sam: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Asher?

Asher: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-

*police sirens start to wail in the background*

Sam: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!

Asher: Oh, come on, Sam, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face*

Sam:

Asher: …it was a credit union.

Angel: Tell them to eat shit, David.

David: Tell them yourself.

Angel: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.

Milo, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Darlin': Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Darlin': Here you go.

Milo:

Darlin':

Baabe: Why am I here?

Angel: Guess what I'm about to get!

David: On my nerves.

Sweetheart : That's a nice arguement, Milo Why don't you back it up with a source?

Milo: My source is that I made it the fuck up!

Sam: Aww, what's your cat's name?

Milo: Aggro.

Sam, yelling to Baabe: TRY AGGRO!

Baabe, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Milo:

Sam: What's your favorite number?

Angel: I’m so jetlagged I can’t even regrender my chorf.

*Everyone stares at Angel*

Angel: I don’t even know what I was trying to say.

Angel: I've connected the two dots.

David: You didn't connect shit.

Angel: I've connected them.

And now, wholesome (amd flirty) ship incoreect quotes:

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David : Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Angel: It was autocorrect.

David : Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Angel: Yes.

Angel: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

David : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Angel: I said within reason, David . How about I murder that guy?

David : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Angel: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Angel: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

David : I have a gun on that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Angel: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

David : Nope, there's 26.

Angel: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

David : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Angel: So give me the D.

Angel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

David : ...Have you never taken a shower before?

David, sweating: Angel, there’s something I need to ask you-

Angel: Finally! You’re proposing!

David: How’d you know?

Angel: David, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Angel: I even picked it up once.

David: I want to kiss you.

Angel, not paying attention: What?

David: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Baabe: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Asher: Wow. They sound stupid.

Baabe: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Asher: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Baabe: I guess you’re right. Hey Asher, I love you.

Asher: See! Just say that!

Baabe: Holy fucking shit.

Asher: If that flies over their head then, sorry Baabe, but they're too dumb for you.

Baabe: Asher.

Baabe: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Asher: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Baabe: Seize the dick.

Asher: We have a problem.

Baabe: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Baabe: I'm trash.

Asher: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Baabe:

Baabe: You smooth motherfucker.

Baabe: And yes it does.

Asher: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Baabe: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Asher: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Baabe: I wrote you a poem.

Asher, already crying: You did?

Milo: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Sweetheart : If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Milo: I fell—

Sweetheart : From heaven?

Milo: No, I literally fell—

Sweetheart : In love with me the moment you saw me?

Milo: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Sweetheart : Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Milo: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Sweetheart : AS ENEMIES?!

Milo:

Milo walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Sweetheart , I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Sweetheart , sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Sweetheart : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Milo: That's great, Sweetheart . Especially considering the fact we've been together for 6 fucking years.

Sweetheart : I’m in love with you.

Milo: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Sweetheart : I know.

Milo: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Sweetheart: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Milo: What- how?

Sweetheart: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

Milo: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Sweetheart is? Because Sweetheart is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Sam: The stars are so beautiful...

Darlin': They're just giant balls of gas.

Sam: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Darlin': And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Sam: Oh...

Darlin': Wow, Sam, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Sam: We literally slept together yesterday.

Darlin': That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Sam: I love you.

Darlin', not paying attention: What was that?

Sam: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Darlin': Well, Sam and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Darlin': That's right... We kissed!

Darlin': What are you in the mood for?

Sam: World domination.

Darlin': That's a bit ambitious.

Sam: You are my world.

Darlin': Aww...

Sam:

Darlin':

Sam:

Darlin': OH.

Darlin': I have feelings for you.

Sam: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Waiter: What would you like?

Darlin': Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Sam: *blushes*

Darlin': *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Darlin': You got a date yet Sam?

Sam: No...

Darlin': Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Darlin': Are we fighting or flirting?

Sam: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Darlin': Your point?

Darlin': I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Sam: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Darlin': O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Sam: Is it working?

Sam: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Darlin': …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Sam: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Darlin': Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Darlin': Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Sam: Marry me.

Darlin': This date is boring!

Sam: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Darlin': Then why did you invite me?

Sam: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Sam I'll do whatever I want!

(This is long as fuuuuck and took me a good hour, but it was fun)

[righteous-r0de0]

i saw a bunch of other people doing this so

random redacted headcanons!

- vincent can’t handle spicy food very well, even post-turning

- ivan hates fishing

- david loves egg salad sandwiches with hot sauce (it’s his favorite comfort food)

- caelum has never had cotton candy and freelancer is pretty sure if he ever did, he would implode

- gavin doesn’t like snow

- lasko on the other hand LOVES spicy food and testing his tolerance to certain things

- damien doesn’t drink coffee or tea or energy drinks, this man is just out here raw-dogging life

- kody still tries to look at all the damn crew’s socials, even though they all have him blocked

- huxley (opposite of damien) gets his caffeine anyway he can but his favorite are the caffeine pouches (similar to zyns (these are also my favorite))

- asher loves watching mma fights and tries (gently) to recreate the moves on babe (“i could have dropped you just then! you gotta keep your guard up!”)

- james “i’m exploding you with my mind” redacted

- marcus begged his mom for a mohawk in middle school but he didn’t have the right texture hair for it and she refused to buy him all the hair gel necessary to make it a real mohawk so they just had to shave his head (kids thought he had lice)

- anton loves sending and receiving physical mail. he knows it’s impractical in comparison to texting or calling, but he loves it

- ollie has a favorite blanket, pillow, and set of sheets. he’s very particular about his bedtime routine

- elliot however could drop anywhere at anytime. and that’s nothing to do with him being a dreamwalker. he’s just a fantastic sleeper

- brachium has never had candy, but he’s curious about it

- avior really really likes classical music and it’s brought him to tears multiple times (especially jupiter comp. by gustav holst iykyk)

- milo holds the door open for everyone whenever he can. sweetheart once thought he was following them for like fifteen minutes but he was still stuck at the door

- cam loves fresh produce and is a frequenter of any local farmers market

- blake had a phase in middle school and early high school where he was super patriotic and right-wing leaning and he hates when people bring it up

- aaron actually knows most of the shaw pack boys. he tried to hire them for an event before realizing they were an empowered company. david thought he knew

- sam showed pigs and sheep when he was younger. he kinda misses it but he doesn’t have the room for livestock anymore

- vega in all his years of existing both in aria and on earth has never been truly hugged

- before falling, regulus lived on earth with his charge. they had two cats

- xavier used to travel ridiculous amounts of miles to go to food festivals around the country. he took the team with him once or twice

- geordi never deleted any pictures of him and cutie. he’s still hopeful that things will work out and he doesn’t want to get rid of older memories with them

- guy was friends with a lot of the unempowered boys in school, but lost touch with them in college

- morgan is very into hair-care. his shower looks like an apothecary shop full of mystery vials and oils. he knows what everything is and how to use it though.

- porter loves classic literature and translating latin to english. it’s one of the few hobbies he allows himself to have

- hush once traipsed into doc’s apartment, mud up to his knees and all over his face and hands, holding a bull frog. he only came to ask what it was.

[heartf0ul]

AHH I GOT MOREEE

REDACTED CHARACTERS AS SHIT THATS BEEN SAID IN THE DICORD SERVER LES GO

A lot of these u can assume r texting lmao

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Porter @ masc!darlin : “I hope he gets jerked off tbh *killed oops

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*sends rainbow cake pic*

angel : “why did they make you a cake 😕

Sh : “dni”

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Fred : “GRANDPA..did you take your pills yet..*whispering in left ear becuz the other ear is deaf due to the war fought in*

Bright eyes mocking Sam: “did somebody SAY WAR OH MY GOD I COULDNT EVER FORGET THE WAR 🪖🪖🪖🪖⚔️⚔️

Fred : “GRANDPA…UM! I ASKED ABOUT YOUR MEDICATION!! YOURE SCARING ME!”

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Angel : “dude i need the yellow man so bad he can see how curious MY George is 👅”

SH : “WHAT”

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Baabe : “what if we make a human and vampire ocs then the human dies <3”

Angel : “ON SKIBIDI, SAY ON SKIBIDI”

Baabe : “IM NOT SAYING THAT”

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Angel : “IM GONNA KILL YOU”

SH : “IM GONNA DOX YOU oh”

Angel : “oh”

SH : “ok then I can’t dox you…um that isn’t fair :(“

Angel : “too bad :3”

SH : “FUCK!!”

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Darlin : “I hate people unnecessarily sitting next to me”

Asher : “she just wants to be friends :D”

Darlin : “WELL I DONT”

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Baabe : “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed”

Angel : “I could make it up to yew heh 😏”

Baabe : “…”

Angel : “SORRY SORRY SORRY IT WAS A JOKE A SILLY LITTLE JOKE PLEASE DONT PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT”

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Asher : “to be completely fair we are the same age sooo here comes Sam gonna call him a senior citizen”

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Sam : “he’s not even my legal son”

Milo : “your not even legal”

Sam : “what”

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Asher : “bambis dad is such a dilf fr”

David : “what the fuck”

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Asher : “mufasa is a dilf too fr”

Milo : “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS”

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Quinn : “why kill one person when you can kill a whole school”

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Baabe : “bitch you say more crazy shit”

Angel : “OKAY WELL AT LEAST I DIDNT WANT GIRLY TO POP HER TITS”

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Angel : “APOLLO NGHH 😩😩”

Asher : “WHAT.”

Milo : “BACK BACK I SAY”

Baabe : “BACK AWAY”

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Angel : “IM TEYING OK”

Asher : “teying lmao”

Angel : “*fucks ur mom*”

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OK I THINK THATS KT LMAOOO

[puffywithadropofhoney]

Quotes from my friends and I but turned into Redacted Character quotes cuz I saw someone else do it

"Wait, how do I find the author?" -Freelancer

"On Britannica?" -Lasko

"Is that her name?" -Freelancer

"[Angel], are you being kidnapped?" -Baabe

"Nah, it's consensual" -Angel

"Is he hot?" -Asher

"Fuck yeah, I wouldn't be kidnapped if he was fugly" -Angel

"Gen Z Apples to Apples should be a thing." -Asher

"Is that not Cards Against Humanity?" -Milo

"Nice ass." -Freelancer

"Awh, thanks! Want to fondle it?" -Gavin

"[Lasko], you'd be a good teacher," -Huxley

"Nooo!" -Lasko

"Oh right, I forgot you have trauma." -Huxley

"Baby, sing Bruno Mars with me!" -Sweetheart

(In a a sing song tone) "Fuck nooo" -Milo

"What do you want to happen to your body when you die?" -Huxley

"Etch-A-Sketch." -Freelancer

"..What?" -Huxley

"You're losing your hair privildishes" -David

"[Honey] never responds to my texts." -Guy

"Fucking loser, they respond to me in like 5 seconds." -Cutie

"Yippee :D" -Guy

"Kill yourself" -Honey

"Awhh :(" -Guy

"I hate words so much. They don't even make sense!" -Geordi

"Sweetie, you're dyslexic." -Cutie

"See, that word doesn't make sense either!" -Geordi

"Want to get married for financial reasons? AndsoIcangrabyourballs" -Asher

"No" -David

"Guess I'm not coming to your funeral" -Asher

"There should be an question mark but for sadness." -Asher

"Just put a sad face?" -Baabe

"But I'm trying to be professional!" -Asher

"Think of the children!" -Lasko

"Children considered." -Damien

"Children are fake." -Gavin

"The children are gone." -Huxley

"I ate the children" -Freelancer

"Spay and neuter your passport." -Kid Darlin'

"What does that even mean?" -Kid David

"Passport reproduction is a no no." -Kid Asher

"[Sweetheart], look, it's Michael Jackson!" -Asher

"Why must you hurt me?" -Sweetheart

"I'd care about 2 extra cents on a full tank of gas." -Darlin'

"What? The other day you paid me $1.25 for a sharpie." -Sam

"Looks like a roller cycle" -Asher

Hope you enjoyed this :)

[darlin-collins]

AFAB LISTENER IS GIVING BIRTH!!

whose fainting?

shaw pack

David: unexpected but my man is going DOWN right at the end,nursers had escorted his ass out because they ain't got no space for 6'9 man to faint in the room,he doesn't like to talk about it

Asher: had to leave for a few minutes otherwise he will faint but held on good 👍 rubs in David's face whenever possible

Milo: actually didn't and stayed the whole time, sweetheart is so proud ,they bring it up whenever giving birth is mentioned in conversation 10/10 would recommend

solaire clan

Vincent: almost did! holding his breath so hard the doctors had to physically shake him and tell him to breathe ,cried so hard too you'd think he's the one that gave birth

Sam: man was probably side by side with the doctor helping him,if not ,my dude is right beside you telling nursers n healers left n right while reassuring you and holding your hand, either way,he👏is👏 not 👏fainting 👏

Porter (I know he still ain't here but let me have this): oh he going down ,he is crying, heaving, sobbing EVERYTHING,then he will faint half way through, won't wake up until after you're done too, pathetic,would not recommend DO NOT TAKE HIM WITH U HE WILL JUST MAKE IT HARDER ON EVERYBODY

Fred:byeee byeeee he would fall just like he did in wonderworld-

DAMN CREW

Gavin: won't faint,will actually be so calm, reassuring and supporting ,it made everything go easier 200/10 take him along

Damien: he knows what's happening,he knows what's going up ,he knows what's going down,and he's going down with it I tell you,he just,like Vincent,held his breath too long that he fainted, unlike Vincent,he wasn't crying,he was very calm on the outside,so no one noticed that his breath stopped until he let it out and went out beside it , take him but be careful of his breathing

Huxley :he would cry ,he would cry so hard,but not faint,you need him by your side,he can't just faint and leave,take him if you don't mind crying

lasko: bro would faint on the ride to the hospital,do not take him

demons

avior: would Dance on the dridge of unconsciousness but snap out of it for you,take him with u bc he be very reassuring

vega: *side eyeing u so hard* this is your choice?? he won't faint if that's what u want,but he won't do nothing other then stare at u

cam: would need a moment but other then that ,take him and be assured that you won't regret it

brachuim: bro has seen death ,you really think he would faint?? no you wouldn't,but he did anyway

project meridian

James:grab him and take him with you 10/10 won't faint and will reassure you every step of the way

Anton: he will not faint but he will cry so hard so please be prepared for tears and sobbes with your soft supportive words ,do take with you though it's anton we all love Anton

Marcus: he Will probably leave you on read if you tell him( both irl and if you call/text him)

others

Aaron:bye bye bitch he is gone halfway through

Elliot: surprisingly held up the whole way

Ivan: out like a light the moment the child start showing

guy:HE DIDN'T FAINT,WE ARE STILL STUDYING THIS PHENOMENAL EVENT

Blake: bro is in some kind of cult where they kidnapped literal demons, giving birth ain't shit

goerdi:he was here and he was gone

hush: he's seen "scarier" shit , would probably ask you dump questions till you kick him out

[its-still-cuppi-cakes]

How I think the shaw pack boys reacted the first time their mates told them they're on their period in the relationship

⚠️Tw: period stuff bc I'm going THROUGH IT and this is how I cope⚠️

David:

He is worried and makes Angel take care of themself. That means eating the proper foods that are good for them and gets them their supplies and snacks.

Research about periods and how to help.

Once he finds out the caffeine makes cramps worse, he's confiscating any and all energy drinks and sodas.

Angel can only have sparkling water like Clear American and fanta.

Angel whines and begs for a monster or a coke every month.

Milo:

Knows everything about periods from the get go.

Marie told him about periods and 13 yr old Milo was like "I'm gonna learn more about this bc I'm attracted to people how could have this."

Knows Sweetheart can't have caffeine bc it makes cramps worse.

Gets tea, decaf coffee, caffeine free soda.

Shares his chocolate stash with them.

Has a stuffed animal that you warm up and is a heating pad.

Will baby them and take care of them, even if they say they're fine.

Asher:

Panic.

He knew what a period was, but omg they sound horrible to go through!

"Do you need anything?? Water?? Pain killers?? Heating pad? Okay I got it, just don't move."

He's very sweet but is worried out of his mind. He texts Milo for advice.

He doesn't take away any of the foods or drinks, he trusts that babe knows what's best for them and their body.

Though if they aren't taking care of themself and is just staying up all night, he will step in and say something.

[aimedis]

redacted asmr hcs pt.8 - shaw pack edition

-milo and asher have had a super complicated handshake since high school (tried to teach it to david but he was not having it)

-milo and sweetheart are the type to bully kids on roblox 

-sam and darlin’ will start giggling to each other about literally nothing (milo and sweetheart as well) 

-sweetheart and milo insult and fight with each other all day (the first time the pack heard sweetheart call him a bitch and milo just laughed, they all freaked out because milo never takes insults from people) ((milo and sweetheart swing at each other even while sweetheart’s cloaked and they giggle the whole time)) (((milo: “don’t even try it, you brat. i’ll beat your ass”)))

-angel is one of the smartest in the pack (sometimes smarter than david in certain areas) ((during pack trivia they beat him for first place and he glared at them for all of ten seconds))

-angel gets progressively more irritable the more hungry or tired they are (like a toddler) and david points it out because he thinks it’s cute (angel: “can you like shut up? you’re starting to piss me off” david, smirking in amusement: “I think you’re just hungry” angel: “say that to me again and you lose your head”) 

-angel has anger issues (more like easily irritated) it just takes a lot for them to show it

-sometimes for date night, asher and baabe just put on comfy socks and clothes and make pillow forts to sit in while they watch crappy tv shows to giggle at

-milo and sweetheart are horribly possessive when it comes to anyone outside of the pack and sometimes even within the pack (not in a toxic way) ((milo: “touch them again and i’ll rip your hand off” / sweetheart: “unless you want your entire upper body to go invisible for the rest of the night, get your hands off of my mate”))

-asher spends the entire summer solstice pouting and whining into baabe’s chest while they rub his back and occasionally give him little massages where it hurts

-david covers angel’s face for them when they yawn in public (he also does it when they make questionable faces or if they start crying around other people, he’ll cover their face for them) ((he does it so often that angel doesn’t think to do those things on their own anymore when david’s not around)) 

-sam and darlin’ play the “that’s a body”/“that’s cheating” game with things they’ve very well done

-in shifter culture, wolves pressing their foreheads together is a very intimate but casual show of affection and it really means a lot when shifters do it to a non-shifter (most shaw wolves have done it to the non-shifter mates at this point) 

-darlin’ loves sam’s hands on their face (they close their eyes and lean heavily against him) 

-asher and baabe are literally johnny and mavis 

-darlin’ has learned to lean on sam (metaphorically and literally) they take the hand he offers when they need it to keep balance when with anyone else they would’ve denied it ((the wolf bois were understandably shocked))

-david hates straight black coffee but he insists on having it all the time. angel on the other hand proudly drinks their sugary milky coffee and david steals sips from it all the time (claims it tastes better coming from them so they don’t bother getting him their regular) 

-darlin’ cracks all the crackable bones in their body (back, fingers, neck, ankles etc.) and it drives sam insane because he can hear it so clearly

-when milo was younger, marie would run her finger between milo’s eyebrows and down his nose to remind him to relax whenever he made a face so he didn’t get a line on his forehead (she still does it and she does it to sweetheart as well) 

-david can tell when angel is in a bad mood within seconds, he can just feel it without even seeing them (he'll randomly text them "are you okay?" and they're like "how did you-")

-milo gets really cold on the summer solstice and sweetheart gets really hot (milo clings onto sweetheart the whole day and sweetheart let’s him no matter how sweaty and agitated they are) ((fanfic idea??))

-darlin’ gets mad when they’re bored 

-darlin’ is really really good at pretending things don’t hurt (physically or emotionally) 

-whenever david gets really angry at darlin', he starts acting like them (they are so siblings)

-david thrives off of knowing how flustered he makes angel with no effort (he looks into their eyes for a second too long and their face flushes/they smile nervously and turn away)

-angel being an angry jealous and asher being a pouty jealous (rarely) 

-despite being a wolf, asher sneezes like a kitten. david's sneezes are a nuclear bomb

-david and asher being childhood best friends, have had their fair share of arguments but one of the big ones was surprisingly, not during the period of gabe's death but almost immediately after they both got off their honeymoons. they had a pretty bad argument that milo and darlin' somehow got roped into (they weren't ganging up on one or two people really, it was a free for all) -the argument was bad but because they're all as close as they are, it wasn't tense afterwards

-david and milo bicker quite often, as do sam and sweetheart

[no-see-um-incorrect]

I’m in the mood for David. It feels like a David Shaw kind of day. Here’s some Davey and Angel headcannons  some sweet, some kinda sad.. maybe even spicy.

: after their first date, he went into work with the biggest smile Asher and Milo have seen on him since before his dad passed away. He obviously denied it. And didn’t tell them about angel until the relationship got serious 

: The first time they saw each other shirtless, they both kind of stopped for a minute, and just stared in aw of the other person 

: David will sometimes “thank the universe” for bringing them two together……little does he know he’s actually  thanking someone (💋 A forehead kiss to caelum)

: one time angel got into a small car accident. we’re talking nobody was hurt just minor damage to both cars. But the way David was acting you would think it was life-threatening. He could barely sleep. He would cling to angel for days after.  overall just in the panic zone.

: his D!ck is BIG 

: he has piercings he just doesn’t put them in, unless it’s a special occasion. Both for professionalism and so they don’t snag on things

: Asher called Angel “Pack Queen”(queen, being a gender neutral term in this case) and now on occasion, David will call Angel his queen (he kinda joking. kinda not)

: David likes to gently brag to angel, about how just his presence and name can scare the shit out of people. (take my poor Sam for example)

: angel will have David bend down acting like they’re trying to whisper something in his ear….. when in reality, they’re just trying to look down his shirt (get a peek at the man titties ya know)

: David sometimes gets nightmares about his dad’s accident  and when he wakes up, he’s in a bit of a panic and Angel helps him through it.

“I know baby… I know…”

“there’s nothing you could’ve done Davey”

“our brains make us spiral into 1 million hypotheticals. What we could’ve done, what we could’ve done differently. But…. it was out of your control”

: angel has spent months trying to talk David into getting a pet. But it all comes down to the same thing.

“would it be weird for a werewolf to adopt a dog?

“we’re not getting a dog angel”

“Milo‘s mate needed some help with something so I went over to their house and saw Milo‘s cat aggro….. he’s really sweet and fluffy…”

“angel if you want to get a cat, be my guest, but you’re not going to catch me cleaning its litter box”

Let’s just say they’re still working on an agreement 

: their contact names for each each other

😏Davey💙 & little snot💘 respectfully

: angel will send a suggestive light on clothing (wearing almost nothing but one of David’s hoodies) photo to David while he’s at work…….he knows he can’t leave work…… and so does Angel. So round five minutes later, Angel will get a text.

“You are so DONE When I get home”

: their favorite Disney movie to watch together is Hercules 

: when David was talking to the other pack members about their treatment of Milo. Angel had their ear up to the door. so if Milo doesn’t give sweetheart a play-by-play angel will.

That’s all for right now. Hope you guys enjoyed. Forgive me if there’s any typos, my glasses are STILL BROKEN 



[everything-redacted00]

Canon redacted things or things I made up that live ✨rent free✨ in my head

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whenever I go into a 7/11 I think there might be a chance I’ll see a hot guy giving head in the chip isle

sam, darlin, and the pack’s interactions

Hush💋

Milo’s tiddys

Darlin being possessive over Sam and mumbling things like “mine” under their breath when they cuddle close to sam

Milo and Darlin having scary movie marathons as teens and seeing who who chicken out first

Geordi and Cutey still text

Angel uses duolingo just for fun and they learn Italian (projecting)

Freelancer has a picture of the damn crew all together and it’s their home screen on their phone

Huxley took Coworker on a hike so they could feel included since he’s taken everyone else in the group

Lasko gets tummy aches all the time (projecting)

Angel is not small David is just huge

Darlin and David are around the same height and size

Doc has insomnia

Treasure likes to do Porter’s makeup when they’re both not fucking

Asher and Angel sometimes meet up in the weekends to play Minecraft and eat snacks together

Darlin is a little pervert that likes too put sam In clothes that are too small for him so they can look at his body

Lasko, Geordi, and Damien all wear glasses, and Sam, David, Porter, and Aaron only wear glasses when they read or sign papers

Angel and Huxley both like to collect rocks they think are cool

Guy has baby face and honey has the worst rbf

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[zen-senn]

Headcanon time!!

This is gonna be a lot of words

Honey is Filipino and they start speaking in tagalog/other dialect randomly, either by accident or they jst wnna be annoying and guy would pout and whine because he can't understand them

Serenading between the two, honey just singing romantic songs to guy (fallen, pasylio, mabagal, buwan, hawak kamay, ligaya to name a few)

Honey is a medical technologist

Guy roped honey into dnd and now honey is hyper fixated on it and will have a full on discussion about their dnd characters with guy

Asher and Honey are cousins

Guy took a pic of Ash when he was in wolf form and showed it to honey for proof that the dog was huge, and honey just internally went, "I knew that the 'dog' would be a shifter but I didn't think that it would be my cousin"

Darlin and Honey are gym buddies, they exchange tips

Darlin once brought honey to a pack meeting ever since they found out honey is empowered and Asher was pretty much shocked honey was there

Asher texts and talks to Honey in Tagalog and when the other pact members hear him they always get reminded that Ash is poc and not a caucasian man (courtesy that he's light-skinned and is an aircon kid (also thanks to that one tiktoker))

Milo first thought that Ash was Hispanic when he first heard him speak tagalog

Baabe likes it when Ash speaks in tagalog (:I like your accent✨️✨️)

Ash has kanal humor and the jokes never land, he'd most likely have a mixture of aircon and kanal humor

Honey does not care for the empowered society, and tries to avoid it as much as they can despite half of their bloodline being empowered (they kinda hate the empowered society because of family problems)

Sam and darlin are so comfortable with one another that they're the only ones to touch scars/parts of their bodies that make them feel vulnerable

Sam peppers kisses on tanks scars

Sam once met Honey and was like "You never told me you had a siblin" since they were almost similar

Darlin teases Sam so much about his title and even kept bringing it up to annoy the shit out of him

Just Sam being so different from quinn that darlin sometimes would not know how to react to Sam's advances and would just be still and confused

A part of darlin misses Quinn to the point that they want to go back to their copings just to get rid of that part of theirs, to just forget

Angel and guy aren't related but consider each other as siblings from another mother

David has heard of guy so much and has seen him before that he really thinks they're siblings and Angels just fucking with him when they say they arent

David loves Angels morning voice so much

When David and angel cuddle, Davids whole body wraps around Angel like a blanket (blanket burrito but the blanket is David)

Angel would sometimes workout with David and David doesn't know if he can keep going, he's weak when he sees Angel workout

Angel sings in a high-pitched tone every morning that it's pretty David's alarm (he throws a pillow at angel)

Angel went to a Catholic school before and was part of the choir

Just wanted to put this out

[october-baby25]

Redacted head cannons pt.2

Sweetheart has a lot of siblings.

When Milo goes with them to visit their family he loves it because they spoil him the whole time up until they leave.

Sweetheart has an amazing relationship with milo's mom.

Gabe loved Halloween.

Gabe was a dilf.

Before Ash and baabe met ash would go visit his sister as often as he could.

During the wedding, Ash's Sister was excited to see tank.

After the inversion, FL asked Gavin to let them know when caelum was ready to come back to their world, because they missed him.

FL keeps mini cupcakes and juice in the fridge, for caelum to eat when ever he pleases.

Whenever FL and Gavin spoon, Gavin is the little spoon.

FL called Huxley multipul times during the moon bound soltice to check on Damien.

FL and Damien get worried when Lasko calls because he usually texts them.

FL has tried many times to teach Gavin and Caelum to use the microwave ( failing each time).

Guy tells honey about the big dog he always sees at that house he delivers to way too much.

Guy finally asks baabe about the dog, and they tell him its a farm dog breed just too make fun of ash.

The Shaw pack play a massive game of hide and seek during pack gatherings, when they don't really have anything to discuss.

Even though he had to tell tank what they were doing would effect the pack, David actually missed them.

Asher and Guy have hella crocs.

Honey got Guy the exact same hoodie. But he still ended up wearing theirs.

FL and Damien are extremely over protective of Lasko. So knowing they like Dear is very important to him.

The damn crew sometimes on random days gather at one of their houses to have breakfast and carpool to school.

It took a while for dear to get used to how close they all were and to see how much they all love each other.

Gavin doesn't make his 711 jokes around dear because he knows Lasko really likes them, and he's scared it will mess things up between the two.

Lasko, Damien, and FL have a lack of boundaries in their relationship so they are all used to just walking into each others homes. Gavin and Huxley are so used to it they don't even acknowledge it anymore.

Huxley had everyone come over when his parents visited him so they could meet them. And they got four more children.

Aaron is such a morning person it hurts.

It goes without saying all the wolves would pick sleeping in over getting up early.

Geordi really truly is in love with cutie but he can't take the pain of going through another bad relationship.

I feel like William likes being introduced to his clans mates because he is one of those grandparents that love grandkids.

William and Caelum are my favorite non-romance characters.