#and created HIM. this GUY

[microtyalm13]

just some dude... guy.. from my dream that i had back in november. i made that dream into a whole ass setting;,,) but info about it is gonna be in russian for now... i don't have the strength to translate it yet...

ахтунг дангер: бодихоррор... да и всё? ошибки ещё могут быть. не ручаюсь за эт.

во время постройки дома для одной важной особы, нанятые рабочие при установке фундамента здания наткнулись на странные кирпичи, расписанные таинственными символами. демон, в тот момент проводивший мини-экскурсию для близких знакомых важной особы, дизайнеров и архитекторов, заметил переполох но не успел вовремя остановить рабочих, и те проломились сквозь кирпичную кладку. кирпичи посыпались вниз, открывая вид на зияющий туннель, ведущий прямиком вниз. беспросветная, глубокая дыра в породе, со дна которой начало доноситься гудение. в мгновение, вверх выстрелил луч света, устремившийся в небо, ослепляя всех. земля под ногами затряслась от мощности и скорости луча, больше кирпичей попадало в туннель, уволакивая за собой почву, камни, и пару сбитых с толку рабочих, которых до этого поразил свет, расплавляя их кожу. остальным, не тронутым светом, удалось сбежать и обратиться за помощью, после чего само место начало охранять местное правительство, а то, что происходит за ограждениями теперь окутано неприятной, мрачной тайной. то, что находилось под кирпичами точно должно было оставаться запертым. но в ходе исследования выдвинули теорию о том, что свет (через неделю наконец погасший) является живым органом, и тем, что защищало дно туннеля. а располагалась там узкая трещина, ведущая... в мир, заходя в который, тебе кажется, что твои зубы вибрируют и поют, а глаза распознают больше цветов. мир, который устроен как живой организм, а ты попала в сам центр пищеварительной системы. там ты вирус, от которого всеми силами попытаются избавиться, или, по крайней мере, остановить от повторного визита. пять нанятых, опытных исследователей спустились вниз по вертикальной "шахте", после того как убедились в том, что свет после внезапной вспышки ослаб, и не был способен атаковать их. они не задержались за границей другой реальности надолго. совсем скоро отчаянные крики двух людей доносились с глубины, и когда их вытащили обратно... их было не узнать. их поместили в карантин, а в ходе медицинского обследования выяснилось, что у обоих бесследно пропали некоторые из костей и суставов. лёгкие были выжжены вместе с волосами, слизистые приобрели странный оттенок, пигментация кожи нарушена. у одного появилась третья рука, пытающаяся выцарапать себе проход в живот пациента. у второго начался психоз и при каждом упоминании туннеля возникали приступы ярости. пошли слухи, что их подготовка и снаряжение были минимальными, совершенно не подходящими, а само погружение организовано наспех. новости о неудачной разведке быстро навели тревогу, репортажи для телевизионных каналов и интернет-заголовки клепались чуть ли не каждый день, а толпа журналистов и зевак около места происшествия не унималась, хоть и была под контролем. было принято решение собрать новую команду, в этот раз приготовив усовершенствованное оборудование. где сейчас демон из начала? его наняла в качестве правой руки та самая важная особа. по его нервной улыбке, медленно сползающей с каждой секундой усиливающегося гудения, можно было сразу сказать, что он что-то знал. сама персона теперь стояла в главенстве организации следующей операции, и после долгих уговоров и обещаний, к команде присоединилась её старая, но очень хорошая знакомая - исследовательница в отставке, которая отстранилась от данной работы после достаточно травмирующего инцидента в прошлом. исследовательница была ещё совсем юной, но амбициозной, подающей огромные надежды. всё более тяжёлые миссии вскружили ей голову, и она откусила больше, чем смогла проглотить. но если кто и доберётся до хоть какого-либо заключения, то только она, в лидерстве ведущая её команду в пасти лихорадочного сна, что приняло форму неизведанного ранее мира.

[sunshineandlyrics]

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

[blahlahblash]

They overreacted a bit. Just a wee bit.

Part 2

[aingeal98]

The way Orv will dangle the basic premise in front of you like a set of keys and have you going "Ha! So Joonghyuk is the novel's protagonist but Dokja is OUR main character." and you're so busy enjoying that layer of meta text that you don't notice their other hand winding up the Han Sooyoung hammer to whack you with.

[onnahu]

My favourite trope in MXTX's novels is finding one that one person is a criminal/traitor so we need to get rid of them but it turns out they're the only competent people in this whole fucking place so we desperatly scramble for what's left of them to menage our taxes.

[wwillywonka]

Hell of a time to ask.

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

[nelkcats]

The Crime Lord does not stop flirting with me!

When Danny ran away from home and ended up in Gotham he wasn't quite sure what to do, adrenaline was coursing through his veins and all he wanted was a place to be safe.

That's when Crime Alley lit up like a Christmas tree and Danny knew it could be his new home, something about Crime Alley was drawing him in. It wasn't long before he decided to get a job to lay low. Of course, the latter was a bust because Red Hood noticed him almost instantly.

Contrary to his expectations, the Crime Lord took an interest in him but said nothing. He simply asked him to repair his motorcycle like a normal customer in his new job. Danny did and well, he couldn't help but repair some damaged systems and add some modifications. He hoped he wasn't stepping out of line, he just couldn't help himself, it was second nature to repair damaged things.

He thought Red Hood would be angry about it but the man seemed delighted (or as delighted as he could look with the mask), he looked at Danny and asked him what else he could do. Nervously, he told him that he was somewhat good with technology and before he knew it he had been hired by a gang (more or less, they were just asking for some custom orders).

So, technically he established as the mechanic and supplier to the Hood gang, and more specifically to the Crime Lord himself. He gave Hood some upgrades and became his supplier of (mostly harmless) weapons and upgrades. This attracted the attention of most of the gangs that were against the Crime Lord and Batman himself.

Jason, noticing how nervous the guy was assured him that he would protect him and no one was going to hurt him as long as he was around, it was obvious he wasn't from Gotham. For some reason, his new employee blushed every time he said those words.

Danny didn't know if Red Hood understood what he was doing (That was totally a flirt for protection spirits!), every day it was getting harder and harder not to respond to him. His ghost side kept screaming that he got a good match!

Which was technically true, considering that Red Hood had promised him protection and let him stay in his haunt (it became obvious that Crime Alley was his haunt after a few days in Gotham but strangely it accepted him)

Jason continued to promise Danny that he would be safe (poor boy always looked nervous) and Danny wondered how many days he could take the blatant flirting.

[prahacat]

when the horrors catch up and you take an evening off to batch-process

[chyarui]

Commander Wolffe, no introduction needed.

I had so much fun with his tattoos, if you couldn’t tell. After Fox’s depressing ones and Cody’s cute but simple one, I needed to go all out with Wolfy boy’s tat. Honestly, this man deserves a cool tattoo after having to deal with the torture of interacting with C-3PO. I could FEEL his annoyance through the screen (that sassy fucking eyeroll I swear you could feel it though his helmet)

[egophiliac]

I have never been more concerned for a JP update from your art than I am seeing a Cheka knowing the context of Leona’s dream.

My bois ok right?????? My sweet nephews ok right??????

well

uhhhh

I'm sure the real one is fine :)

[zivazivc]

the JD loosing touch with society adventures

imagine him rattling and sweating more and more the longer this goes on

While I patiently wait for @picory to make his 'how JD and Rhonda met' animatic I had to get this stupid idea out of my system...

bonus:

next step: they steal the car

[emiko-matsui]

the funniest thing about the bad kids meeting ayda is she took one look at the right side of the table and didn't give a shit about any of them and then became absolutely obsessed with every single person on the left side of the table

[introspectivememories]

im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

[equill]

Another Otsutsuki?!

we’re messing up the timeline for this one. (I lost this crack idea but then it came back… the abyss stare back and I jumped in.)

anyways, now some kids meeting the new kid

Panel 1: There’s something wrong here.

Comic 1: Attention.

they’re both in the same boat

Comic 2: Day Off (with confusion.)

he just a little insecure,, (kakashi still told him to get it together)

back to the future now

Comic 3: What. (huh?)

Panel 2: very tiny.

[crabsnpersimmons]

just wanted to say thank you for all the LOVE for Clip! he's happy to be here!

Clip is hella competitive 😅

and here are some doodles inspired by some of your comments and tags!

@nowiknowthislooksbad @normal-about-the-dca

he's having fun (: (the kind of fun i would hate because i don't like the sound of balloons popping..)

@vacantfields @petrixmuserb

i like to think the hair salon does these kinds of things for charity often. would you be in line? what would you pick?

@ramblingsofacotlfangirl @salamansir

oh dear..

@bennydunbar

loved this tag so i HAD to draw something for it--

oop well okay! i think that's enough for today! thanks again!

[allthepandasintheworld]

im begging does anyone have like, any sort of community or discord server or something hghaiuflkjshhlkghakhaklsd i have a need to scream about my boy who has every disease