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when your friends realize you're actually not the bad driver you claim to be and start asking if they can ride with you. when i say you, i mean me.
#my only personality trait is that i claim im bad at driving#and compared to my friends i am#i genuinely hate driving#it makes me so anxious#and i drove my friends to grad rehearsal which was so far away with tons of traffic#and i think they realized im not as bad#as i claim to be#so i asked my friend if she could pick me up for a party tomorrow#and she was like can you just pick me up at my bfs house#AND WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY??? NO..#CERTAINLY NOT#anyway#im driving my friends to a party tomorrow#correction#i hate driving with other people#if i crash and kill my passengers i dont want that on my mind#if i crash and kill myself then that's another story#anyway if you reached this far down congrats!#minli.txt
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you are free now. freer than you've ever been.
it's scary, huh?
you can drink, you can swear, you can be gay if you want.
you can find out being gay isn't really your fit, but you were free to try.
or maybe it is, and now you can kiss anyone.
you can try on clothes they never let you before.
you can be angry, you can carry a knife.
you can be loud, you can carry flowers.
you can be mean. you can be kind. you can deny god and all He was.
you can spend a quiet evening at home, you can have sex.
you can love yourself and hate yourself and do anything.
you don't have to give a single shit about "family values."
you can be anything.
you are free.
you are freer than you've ever been.
freer than they ever wanted you to be.
[ID: A animation of Mickey Mouse staring forward above the camera with a cloudy blue sky in the background, the lines moving slightly as the sun reflects off his pupils. His expression is awed and maybe a little frightened. He has white shorts and a black and white tall cap. End ID.] courtesy of @describe-things
#mickey mouse#public domain#steamboat willie#i was drawing a silly little animatic and the next thing i knew#i was comparing the release of mickey from his prison to my own from the church#and how both the church and d*sney are similar in so many ways#and how he's now as free as i am. and we are free to be friends now#it's not that deep TO YOU. to me it is.
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If I had a nickel for every time the idea of shooting out one giant sperm has been proposed on a Dropout show this year, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's REALLY FUCKING WEIRD that it's happened twice.
#dimension 20#smartypants#gilear faeth#adventuring party#fantasy high#paul robalino#dropout#my posts#i thought all pulp no juice was the most cursed thing that could happen on dropout#but that was before i could even imagine the spworm discourse 😭🤣🤣#oh man i cried laughing at paul's presentation#get him in front of the camera more often!!!!#“not to brag but i am gay”#“what don't you get?? it would feel good!!”#“you can compare with friends! :D”#🤣🤣🤣#all pulp no juice
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This is the only thing I'm going to say about the election until it's over:
Anyone who did not vote for Harris or who attempted to dissuade people from voting for Harris, you are indirectly responsible for whatever shit Donald Trump does if he gets elected. That blood is primarily on his hands, yes. But it is also on yours. I hope you can live with that because I sure as hell wouldn't be able to.
#'but gaza' trump wants TO OBLITERATE THEM. HE LITERALLY WANTS THERE TO BE NOTHING LEFT OF GAZA AT ALL. WHY DO YOU THINK#I DON'T WANT HIM IN POWER?????#yeah I said I wouldn't election post I lied sorry.#I know most of you don't actually care what happens to american citizens because we're all Violent Hypocrites who should kill ourselves#and somehow every single civilian is responsible for the actions of a military and government that comparatively few of us are actually par#of but FUCKING HELL. You don't care about THE PEOPLE OF GAZA??? Because that's what you're telling me if you're in favor of#doing anything OTHER than the most likely path to get trump out of politics. which is voting for the candidate DIRECTLY OPPOSING HIM.#the thing about america being an empire that needs to die. is that before it dies. it is still affecting the rest of the world.#I can't make you care about me and my loved ones. but I am IMPLORING you to have some fucking compassion for all the people#who are going to be DEEPLY negatively affected elsewhere if trump gets into power.#THEIR HARM. THEIR DEATHS. ARE ON /YOU/ IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO FACILITATE TRUMP'S VICTORY IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.#I don't believe most of you actually have any amount of the sympathy and compassion for others you claim to have.#I don't think any of the causes you throw yourself behind are actually meaningful to you. I don't think any of this is based on a#genuine desire to build a better world. I think you just want your Internet friends to think you are a Good Person.#if I see anyone. ANYONE. acting like a trump presidency is what we 'deserve'. or that it's necessary to 'teach [xyz] a lesson'#I am NEVER speaking to you again I don't care how long I've known you.#us politics#I am a disabled queer woman. almost everybody I love is also disabled and queer. you think we're acceptable collateral damage fine.#but don't cry that I'm being a bitch if I say that that makes me not trust you and not want to have anything to do with you.
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I’m happy for the little life I built for myself
#there’s a lot of ways to go#i am nowhere NEAR the dream life I really want to attain#or the dream person I want to be#but high school me#hell even freshman in college me#would GAWK at the life I have so deliberately made happen.#the solid network of friends I have#the confidence I’m slowly but surely growing into#the discipline I’m harvesting bit by bit. i do not claim perfection but I am 100% improving#I’m just happy idk! i don’t compare myself at all now bc I know I’m on the right track#especially compared to where I was like 5 years ago. such a different mind state from now#and no one can take that away from me#there’s a lot more to go. a lot more. but I thought I’d pause and be intentionally grateful for what has been accomplished#bc it actually puts things into perspective to look at the past rather than just look to the present. it creates contentment#i get so caught up being hard on myself for not accomplishing certain things yet#that I forget I pulled myself out of such a deep rut by the skin of my teeth#and that’s important to keep in mind even as you progress to your goals#anyway <333 happy content in my own lane etc etc#p
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They're soulmates in every single universe and I miss them at the most random times.
#my characters#haha funny thing is that venus doesnt even exist in base plot she is ONLY for AUs#in base plot ego the ginger guy is a prince and serenity the navy haired guy is an energy alien#and serenity takes on the form of a human to be fake engaged to ego and its never meant to actually end up with them married#but serenity falls in love with the prince and feels immense guilt when they meet up#and then ego is like HAHA YEAH my life is the greatest cause i get to marry my best friend but technically youre best friend by default#since i have zero other friends because i cannot leave the castle which kinda sucks but whatever#and serenity can give his life force to others to keep them healthy and usually stops by to heal egos younger brother#so he looks tired a lot bc he is depleting his own life to help others#and and in au versions hes just chronically tired and very much in love with ego who is completely oblivious#and half the time they (bc theyre mine) are pining mutually thinking ahaha theres no WAY hed like me#or in egos case a lot of the time in the au its what if he only likes me cause i spoil him rotten bc im super wealthy and i love gifting#and serenity ! in base plot since he is an alien from like... space.... basically... another realm#he resides with another royal family in a different kingdom and the king there treats him like a son#which plays into the au versions where serenity is adopted and he just really loves his dad a lot#like really admires the man who adopted him and raised him as a single father who almost always has a connection to egos dad since#in base theyre just two kings being buddies and trying to get good relations between their kingdoms#but anyway ego is one of the few ocs i have that will actively say#I LOVE YOU SO MUCH : D very openly and i love that for him??#not a lot of my ocs will be that open about their feelings but ego is very good at communication and talking and stuff#compared to serenity who is an alien who doesnt even have to talk where he originated bc the aliens are just blue energy blobs#and they sense each other and communicate silently#so making him take a human form is like MMMM not sure how to interact like a normal human tbh#i owe art to one person then i am able to get back to indulgent stuff for me and reqs and stuff#this was just so i had something to post today since idk if the art i owe someone will be cool to post or not
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Hot take, but I think MK is only focused on the city/innocent people mainly because of how it contributes to his vision of a "hero". Like yeah, obviously he cares, but he's so much more focused on his own life and his own friends rather than the greater good (which, valid). Like I think of instances like the end of 2x03, where they distinctly don't help clean up after Pigsy's ping-pong relapse, and the fact that we've only seen MK helping strangers TWICE in the whole show (2x05, where he attempts to stop spider queen by aiding who he thinks is an innocent girl, and those old ladies in 4x01, partly a result of his guilt over LBD), and it's just like. My mans is not his own definition of a hero ("We help people! I mean I- I help people!").
In AHIB MK steals a civilian's hover bike, and he didn't give it back (we see it show up again in 1x09). In 1x01 it's "What about my friends? The city? They're all counting on me!", with his friends notably first. In 4x02 Azure highlights "It's too late to save them! We can't risk unleashing the curse into the world!" to which MK replies "You don't know, we'd risk it for sure!". MK has already chosen his friends over the world. He'll do it again. I think of the end of s3 and his words: "The perfect world is what you make it—so as long as I have my friends by my side, this world! Is! Perfect!".
MK has spent the first 4 seasons of this show maintaining the status quo. Unlike the Lady Bone Demon and Azure, who try to bring about real change, MK is reactionary. He has to be pushed into taking action or solving problems. He's fixing what other people break rather than taking a stand himself. MK doesn't embody a typical selfless hero—which, tbh he doesn't need to, it's why I find him so interesting. He's so obsessed with being the hero and being a "good guy" that he's almost missed the trees for the forest.
Like, MK's defining moment as a "hero" who helps others (set up in 2x07) is saving Mei in 3x10. Saving his best friend. The only reason he had the determination to reach out to Mei at all was because she was so close to him. We see something similar to samadhi fire Mei play out in 4x14 with Jade Emperor Azure, and MK doesn't save him. MK let's Wukong stop him from reaching out to Azure. Azure dies.
I love this guy
#This is why I dislike when people compare MK to Steven (Universe)#Like there are similarities. Of course there are. BUT THEY ARE AT THEIR CORE NOT THE SAME#STEVEN WOULD HAVE SAVED AZURE. MK DIDN'T.#Anyways be prepared for lmk post spam I am biting my teeth rn#AND LOOK. LOOK. IT'S NOT THAT MK'S NOT A GOOD KID OR THAT HE DOESN'T HELP ANYONE#HE'S JUST WAY MORE FOCUSED ON HIS OWN LIFE AND HIS OWN FRIENDS AND HIS OWN GOALS#In general MK gets very tunnel visioned. He's short sighted. His main goal is to help his friends which usually also helps the world#HE'S GIVING PERCY JACKSON OKAY#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk MK#lmk analysis#imp tag
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Subtitles below the keep reading:
Hey you, shut your mouth and look at my paw! DON'T FORGET!! [Incomprehensible sped up gibberish] This... Journey... Money... Loads of coins. [Incomprehensible sped up gibberish] What-about-her? What-about-her? ... What-about-her? 'She still like me? [Quiet but mostly incomprehensible gibberish about subtitles] O P S O P N O-1 1. Here's the spell: Love the mermaid, for sure! The mermaid is HAPPY! Okay! It's pretty normal for a fish, right? Guuuyyyssss, beeeee caaarefuuulll wiiiiith theeee GIIIIIRRRRLSSS!!! [Incomprehensible] Oh! Silly! Oh yes! Lamb chop boy! [Incomprehensible] [Very quietly, while white noise is playing over it] Goood eevening, aand weeelcome too the shoooowww... [In the background] Ohhh, mooney!
#video#elevenlabs#i generated three versions of this video and basically spliced together the best parts from each one into one thing#and also toned down the flashing of the red and white pound signs to be a lot slower#i'm honestly surprised how well everything spliced together. i was expecting it to be even a little bit noticeable but. nope apparently not#i did a few generations of meet the spy's intro and tried to splice together the best bits but theres just so much happening with the audio#there's a lot of funny portions of that audio. maybe i'll try again at it and see if i cant get the parts i like in one thing#truthfully i also don't know how much folks'll like these. as in compared to around the time the infomaniac stuff was made#so i'm not sure how much of these i'll be putting together and uploading. mostly just been fucking around and showing my friends#i'm mostly just intrigued to hear what the ai tries to say with some of these generations#since it's just trying to translate from one language to another#in this case. providing videos in english. and setting the translation from russian to english.#which seems to be the best thing so far (that i've tried) that causes more of the words being said to be off-script#like it'll usually most be like whats originally being said mostly but other times it's completely different from the source#i think this dub shows it best. between ''hey you. shut your mouth and look at my paw!'' and ''love the mermaid. the mermaid is happy!!''#i am also officially out of characters to generate more so i won't really be doing more than what i've already done for a while#i wanted to try and give it a video that plays backwards. flip that. then let it dub over it forwards.#but i'd have to wait until i get the character limit reset
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Made a comparison and took massive psychic damage from four year old trauma in a different game.
Final Fantasy XV quote x Honkai Star rail
#Honkai Star Rail#Luocha#Luocha hsr#Ardyn Izunia#Ffxv#Tagging FFxv more for my friends who have it blacklisted for spoilers xD#isa's fanart#insertsomthinawesome#September2023#I was telling my friends he gave me Ardyn Vibes and this was the result#HAHAHAHA THE ENERGY IS LIKE. SO SO BAD.... COMPARING HIM TO ARDYN MAKES ME TERRIFIED IN A VERY GOOD WAY#And ya know. We have good reasons to be worried so Its not even like its unwarranted Ovo;;;#I would love to clean this up and make it more terrifying later but for now. Have seemingly benign man who is terrifying me personally with#this energy HAHAHAHA#WHY IS HE SO SHADY!!!#I SAY THAT AS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!#One of my friends finds him endearing so I was completely mislead to how shady he comes off#And I am delighted HAHAHAHA
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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”
#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because#if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅#in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him#is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen#heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️#goddamn#“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️”#maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake#your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗*#dora daily#if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to#observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀#let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing#basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️#( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively )#guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap#LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable#anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life#<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️
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oops why havent i posted in over a month sorry gang
i started college <\3
here are doodles of my ocs for a fandom i’ve never been in with a source material i’ve never played or watched ! mainly cerise. i love cerise. purple haired guy belongs to my awesome buddy max & the guy with the hot dog shirt belongs to my equally awesome pal syd!! :)
#derpys ocs#fanganronpa#danganronpa oc#original character#oc#clown oc#clowncore#oc art#im not beating the not into danganronpa allegations at all#IM JUST HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE!! (oc rp server)#IM HERE FOR MY FRIENDS! AND MY LOVE FOR OC WRITING!#/lh im being silly#i am fr in these servers so confused on occasion tho#me asking what a motive is and what blackened means…#this is just saw 2 but not. I can only compare these to saw.#ok i need to shut up
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Let me present to you the coolest art collab I've ever had the chance to be a part of! 🫶
This was suggested by Micah and the result is just *chefs kiss*. I adore every single artist here and I need you all to go to their blogs and look at their gorgeous art!
From left to right :
@vii-doodles(me :D) @ajitanparmesan @jaarijani @doodledue @mitamicah
||Bojan on his own under the cut ||
#I absolutely loved doing this even doe I am a little insecure compared to my super amazingly insane talented artist friends here haha#But having fun is the biggest and best part so I'm good haha#myart#fan art#fanart#joker out#bojan cvjeticanin#Collaboration#Art collab#Duekko#ajitanparmesan#Doodledue#jure maček#kris gustin#jan peteh#nace jordan#Mitamicah#Jaarijani
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Since Charlie is canon in the DSAF universe, is he canon in the Dialtown universe?
"Who the hell said, I was canon in the dsaf universe??? did @directdogman make a post suddenly?"
"Also it's been said before, but legally I can not be in dialtown, so LEGALLY I can not be CANON to the dialtown universe."
"not unless doggo 1: gave me a redesign. 2: altered my lore to fit the game better."
"But they already have phonegingi, I doubt they need me to ruin that world more."
"I'm flattered you'd think I'm canon though."
Charlie fans himself with an overly gigantic leaf in a dramatic manner.
#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#classic verse#charlie the phone guy#charlie the cursed phone guy#Mod Monnie: I haven't claimed he was canon and although my writing is good.#Mod Monnie: I couldn't compare to dogman genuinely. He is an inspiration and someone I look highly to.#Mod Monnie: But I'm not him and that's okay. I'm proud of who I am and what I've done!#Mod Monnie: And I'm thankful to doggo for his games and chararters. Without the dsaf series GENUINELY I would have never met basically all#Mod Monnie: my friends and my life would be completely altered and I don't want to imagine things without the people I consider my family.#Mod Monnie: like lazy-charlie and clownsuu both people I love with all my heart. Anyway thanks for reading. Please go check out Dialtown!
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I got a friend who took an interest in me and I became interested in her after she talked to me, she’s shorter than me, writes things really beautifully, is more social than me
Me: omg this is so johnlock coded
#no but seriously#she’s so amazing#i think i’m in love#I love pretending I don see her staring at my face and smiling#oh wait#does this mean I’m doomed#that were doomed??#well I better not make any enemies haha#bonus: she has light brown hair and I have really dark brown almost black hair#and she worries about me!!!#she saw me eating chips for lunch and later bought me instant noodles and told me to eat better!!!#hey chat am I becoming Sherlock Holmes#ahhh I’m so in lovee#I made the comparison after I saw her writing#it’s really beautiful#formal and with a lot of fancy words and details#I love her#anyways she compared me to Amy from I love Amy#aaaaahh have you ever been in a friendship so romantic?#I mean it’s pretty normal but it’s a lot to me#I’ve never felt so loved by a friend#she’s interested in me!!!!!#she wants to know about me!!!#I don’t want to disappoint her#how to seem more interesting#johnlock#sherlock holmes
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If I have one more e/riel burner account come on my page, trying to say elucien isn’t compatible (but E/riel is????) and compare Lucien and Elain’s bond to borderline abusive bonds, I’m gonna start fucking biting people.
I’m sorry, but this shit has happened one too many times and the comparison is fucked up.
All the parallels throughout ALL of SJM’s series prove elucien is, in fact, the most compatible for each other. Maybe her most compatible couple she’s written yet imo and NOTHING is changing my mind about that.
#elucien#pro elucien#45 percent of this fandom doesn’t know how to read though so what’s the point of tagging 🤷🏻♀️#The block button is my new best friend#pro lucien vanserra#because holy shit that dude does not deserve to be compared to that shit#I am in MOURNING for the nice and empathetic person I used to be thank you e/riels
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A sentence I never imagined I’d write: I now think Jeremy Corbyn did Jews in Britain a favour. His time as Labour leader, between 2015 and 2020, was an extremely weird one for British Jews, but eye-opening all the same: I now think it prepared many of us for the Left’s reaction to October 7, whereas American Jews seemed far more surprised. The gaslighting (the attack didn’t happen), the defences (if it did, Jews deserved it), the hectoring moral superiority (how can you care about that when this is so much more important?): all that we saw after October 7, we had seen under Corbyn.
Now is not the place to rehash the many examples of Corbyn’s jaw-dropping attitudes towards Jews, never mind Israel, ideas some of us naively thought had died out with Stalin. Those are specific to Corbyn, whose political relevance is now, thankfully, in the past. But two general truths emerged from that era that would prove extremely relevant after October 7.
The first was how little people across the Left cared when Jews pointed out the obvious antisemitism they saw in the Labour Party. In 2018, 86% of British Jews said they believed Corbyn was antisemitic; and still the Left supported him, and still The Guardian backed him in the 2019 general election. Would they — good Lefties one and all — have done this if the vast majority of another minority said they believed Corbyn was bigoted against them? Would the Left have supported an Islamophobic leader in 2018? A homophobic one? A racist one? It’s hard to imagine. “What are Jews so scared of? It’s not like Corbyn’s going to bring back pogroms,” a prominent figure on the Left asked me. I briefly amused myself by imagining a response: “Why are black people so against the Tories? It’s not like they’ll bring back lynching.” But I stayed schtum. The Left doesn’t care about antisemitism if they deem it inconvenient to their cause. They just call it “anti-Zionism” and carry on, and that was — it turned out — a good lesson to learn.
Hadley Freeman, an excerpt from her essay Blindness: October 7 and the Left, published by Jewish Quarterly
#I've felt this way frequently since 7/10: the 2015-20 period prepared me for it#and by last year I'd long cut off all my no-longer-trusted friends#7/10 was worse but - on a purely personal level - it would have been more painful to go through the shock of betrayal then#rather than earlier#in a way it's been vindicating to see so many other people (jews and non jews) become aware of leftist antisemitism#I feel less alone in that respect#but I'd rather we could all take safety and dignity for granted#I still think britain is a relatively good place to be jewish but - compared to what? who can I rely on? how do I protect jewish pensioners#the govt isn't going to incite antisemitism but what will/can it do to combat it#(the constant tension between 'I don't want to be alarmist' vs 'I don't want to be complacent')#also. I think there is a very good chance the left doesn't care about *anything* that's inconvenient to their cause#if they'll throw me under the bus they'd probably throw you under it as well#and I continue to care about that because I am in fact better than them
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