#Jyushimatsu mention

[oddly-casual]

Homura Hc’s (or a mini appreciation post tbh)

Homura is one of those characters we see only a handful a times. I think we see her maybe three times in the show, and a couple times in the merch. Mostly Hesokuri wars.

But despite the fact that she has about two speaking roles in between three seasons and a movie, the writers try to keep her personality in tact and I like that they do that.

Most of this comes from Jyushimatsu Dolphin (season 3 Ep. 8). Where Homura sticks her neck out to help Jyushimatsu follow his dream of being a dolphin.

We don’t know exactly how cannon these skits are, but certain characters are chosen for a reason and I think we can take away a lot from some of Homura’s decisions and actions.

Like the fact that she even agrees to help Jyushimatsu at all despite not knowing him (in this skit at least). She tells us directly that it was because she was moved by his passion, but staking your job on something as flaky as passion would be- what some people call- a dumb risk.

Despite being the only one in his corner, Homura gives her all into training him. In her first appearance in season one, Todomatsu call her “Weird” And I think this skit goes into depth about how weird she actually is. Homura hardcore trains him in the ways of being a dolphin that she is familiar with, even if that means nearly drowning him.

This girl that we met in season one, who we knew as soft and sad, is in fact a weirdo.

Like just look at how everyone reacts to her! Go off queen!

I really like how this skit gets rid of any assumptions about Homura’s character. From her first appearance alone you would think maybe she’s weak willed or fragile- but she really puts her all into the things she cares about and doesn’t let anyone slow her down.

Homura doesn’t even call it out or try to explain herself, it’s just how she is and I love that for her.

We also see pretty consistently how she handles conflict, or failing.

In season 1 she calls off ever seeing Jyushimatsu again because she has to go home, and you can tell it hurts her to just outright reject him like the that.

The fact that we possibly know her background also adds context to her decision.

It’s possible she just wants to get away from that industry and the people, maybe too many people know her from the porn dvds and she just needed a fresh start somewhere else. Maybe she felt like she was lying to Jyushimatsu because she couldn’t tell him all she’d done- who knows?

There’s a lot of ways you can look at it but I think most of all, the skit in season 2 could reshape how we looked at her reaction to conflict in season 1.

When faced with failure, Homura gives up.

She gave it her all, and it still didn’t happen. Homura is grounded in reality to an extent. While the Matsuno’s live by their own rules and do whatever they want- it feels like Homura found a way to work within the rules. To try everything she can, but not to exhaust herself with something that’s not baring fruits.

She doesn’t seem disappointed that Jyushimatsu will keep trying, she’s angry. Homura yells at him and calls him a block head because he’s being stubborn- but why try so hard to get him to give up when it’s his dream? Why does she want him to quit? He will continue with it without her so why?

There’s a possibly that she doesn’t want to see him hurt. Like season 1, Homura distances herself from Jyushimatsu specifically after he confesses.

We can assume it’s because she would be in a whole other city, and with the past attached to her, she didn’t want to hold him back. Either that, or she didn’t want to face rejection if things didn���t end up working out.

But I also think it’s important to note that Homura was moments away from ending her own life. In the end, she chooses to take herself to a familiar place rather than to attempt again- showing signs of gaining some perspective or some motivation to keep going.

My main take away from Homura as a character, and outside of her potential relationship with Jyushimatsu, is that Homura is a character ground in reality who is a little silly.

Homura takes things seriously, no matter how goofy they are (like wanting to be a dolphin- like an actual dolphin), but she also likes to laugh and have fun like everyone else.

Homura knows not to spend time on something that possibly won’t work out, and this could be because she’s been beaten down before and knows the prolonged pain of hope. She also has a past we know nothing about that could’ve shaped the person she is today.

Homura is a silly weird girl, but unfortunately life got to her first. That doesn’t stop her from being weird and silly though.

[flowerakatsuka]

「 Osomatsu-kun 」 60th Anniversary × 「 Osomatsu-san 」 6th Anniversary! Illustrated by Katta Yoshi ( 2022 )

[dada-dandy]

[deadmothsketches]

Ichimatsu in an apron making cat themed treats. 

You can thank @thebardisabird for this.

[hobomatsu]

You cook for them, but it's a little burnt. Would they eat anyways?

Osomatsu: Probably not. Will whine about how his mom's food is better. Karamatsu: Without hesitation. Eats so fast he'd end up throwing up and making everything worse for himself. Choromatsu: Depends on how burnt it is. Will harshly critique your cooking techniques despite being a shitty cook himself. Ichimatsu: Will force himself to eat it. Gets food posioning afterwards (he has a sensitive stomach). Jyushimatsu: Doesn't care. Food is food and it's good because you prepared it for him. Todomatsu: Won't even try. Judges you even though he said it's okay and everybody makes mistakes.

[brofightiscancelled]

list of fanfics i like

ichimatsu and todomatsu get white girl wasted. it's funny

totty climbs mt fuji by himself. really really nice character study fic

totty climbs other mountains with his brothers, followup to the last fic. the brother interactions are very funny and on point

denki mystery AU fic. the only one that exists, as far as i'm concerned. captures the stilted haunted vibe wonderfully. surprise cameo in the second chapter

suuji abt the spaces left between family gaps. i really like how jyushi's POV is written in this, it's a good balance of his silly goofiness and emotional intelligence. probably the only "jyushi deals w ichi attempting" fic ive liked

karamatsu's endurance test. excellently characterized. i like how it examines kara's Suffering without it feeling over the top or dramatic, the mundaneity of makes it sadder imo

osomatsu (high school) has a heart to heart with his dad while high on pain killers. i love how matsuzou is written in this one. i love family bonding

matsuyo watches her one-in-a-billion babies fight into the world. ohhhhh i love you matsuyoooo

97k word 46 chapter fanfic about karamatsu getting a gf and nothing bad happens to him. in breaking news, the super angsty and dramatic high stakes fan-favorite does in fact have the most ic, charming and hilarious narrative voice of all time

193k(??!!?) word fanfic abt karamatsu getting stuck in a time loop. again, the super angsty dramatic fan favorite does in fact have the most ic/charming/funny narrative voice. this one leans a Bit far into the drama for my personal tastes but is still excellent

high school matsus. ichi breaks his leg and jyushi pushes his wheelchair. most of the fic writers seem to have fallen off by the time the movie canonicized their HS personalities so i like every opportunity to see them interact

jyushimatsu's girlfriend meets all of his brothers. this one is just sweet and cute. i love you jyushimatsu's sad girlfriend

jyushi and ichi find a lost dog. this whole 2 by 2 series is quite good this one is just my fave

osomatsu and chibita pull back the curtain. now This is quality childhood friends content. character writing is great

jyushi post-letter fic. devastating. deserves special mention for the most fun jyushi character voice

^ this whole series is excellent. love reflecting on childhood moments. karamatsu having the best night of his life while his brothers are all having a fucked up and miserable one is so funny to me. i NEED to know how totty's interview went

[jermer10]

Could you perhaps do some seperate romantic headcanons for Jyushimatsu (⚾️) and Karamatsu? (🕶)

OSOSAN general romantic headcanons

gn reader | wrote for all 6 of them since this is my first ososan post!

drabbles under the cut :P

Osomatsu: - Oso is a bit of a show-off, so he’ll pull out all the stops for grand romantic gestures - Expect surprise dates to places like fancy restaurants or amusement parks, and he might even plan elaborate, spontaneous adventures (bring your wallet - he can't be trusted to actually pay for any of this) - Whenever you have a late-night craving or just need some comfort food, Osomatsu is always ready for a food run, whether it’s your favorite midnight snack or a meal from a distant restaurant, he’s up for the adventure - He enjoys being the center of attention, but he’s also really affectionate in private - His love language is acts of service - he’ll go out of his way to do things that make your life easier, whether it’s fixing something that’s broken or handling chores to give you a break - Despite his usual cocky demeanor, Osomatsu has a surprisingly soft side - He’s genuinely caring and will occasionally get sentimental, especially when he’s alone with you

Karamatsu: - Kara is all about classic romance - He’ll write you heartfelt letters or poems and make sure to remember and celebrate every little milestone in your relationship - He’s the type to serenade you under the stars or arrange a surprise candlelit dinner - Karamatsu plans elaborate themed date nights, one week he might take you on a “retro” night, complete with vintage clothes and an old-school movie marathon, another could be a “Parisian” evening with French cuisine and a faux Eiffel Tower setup at home - He’ll shower you with compliments and make sure you always know how much he appreciates and adores you - He’s also a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to planning romantic moments - he wants you to know how much effort he's willing to put into your relationship - Underneath his cool, 'painful' exterior, Karamatsu is deeply sensitive and thrives on validation - He values deep, emotional connection with you

Choromatsu: - Choro is thoughtful and detail-oriented - He’ll plan dates that cater specifically to your interests and preferences - He might also create personalized gifts or surprises that show he’s been paying attention to what you like - Understanding that you sometimes need to study or work late, Choromatsu sets up a cozy, candlelit study session for you, bringing snacks, drinks, and ensuring that you have a comfortable space to focus while he quietly works on his own projects nearby - He loves spending time with you, whether it’s an elaborate date or just enjoying a quiet evening at home - Secretly he LOVES the dates where the two of you get to lounge around your house watching anime or reading manga - He’s all about making sure you have meaningful, undivided attention - Incredibly supportive and always wants the best for you - He’ll be your biggest cheerleader and offer a listening ear whenever you need to talk about anything

Ichimatsu: - Ichi is much more reserved and subtle in his romantic gestures - He might surprise you with something small but meaningful, like your favorite snack or a handwritten note, showing his affection in understated ways - Brings you along to the local cat shelter, to the alley with the cats, to the local pet store to play with the kitties- if it's not obvious he wants to adopt a cat with you - He curates spotify playlists with tracks that have special meaning to your relationship or songs that you’ve mentioned enjoying, playing it while you're over at his place (given his brothers aren't around) - He’s not overly expressive verbally but will often show his love through touches, hugs, or holding hands - He finds comfort and connection in these small physical gestures - Ichimatsu values quiet, peaceful moments with you - He enjoys being in your presence without the need for constant conversation, finding solace in simply being together

Jyushimatsu: - Jyushi takes you on fun, spontaneous dates - Like an impromptu picnic or a surprise beach day trip (be warned his brothers are going to come with 9/10 times) - He’s all about having a good time and making you laugh - Always invites you to his baseball games, dedicating every home run to you and running up to kiss you after his inevitable win - If you're not a fit person, you will be - this guy walks EVERYWHERE, your poor legs will not get a break, and if you can't walk long distances (or at all) he'll just carry you - He’ll go out of his way to make sure you’re happy and comfortable, and he’s big on physical affection, like playful nudges or holding you close - Jyushimatsu is incredibly supportive and loves to see you happy - He’ll be your number one fan, cheering you on in everything you do and encouraging you to pursue your passions

Todomatsu: - Toddy is a social media addict, so expect stylish and trendy dates - He might plan outings to the latest hot spots or give you fashion advice - Gives you customized gift baskets with high-quality treats and ingredients that you love - He often organizes self-care days for you both, setting up a relaxing environment with face masks, soothing music, and your favourite snacks - he even coordinates a mini spa experience at home - He loves to compliment you and give you little presents that show he’s thinking of you - He also enjoys sharing and receiving sweet, romantic texts - Todomatsu enjoys being the center of attention but also values having your undivided focus - He’ll often seek out your approval and wants to know that you’re proud of him

[laurzvahll]

8, 9, and 15 for the self insert ask meme?

hihiii thank you for the ask!! this batch was kind of fun to do (warning this one might get long)

8. what is your self insert’s orientation?

Truth be told, Sol has a bit of a hard time with labels, or at least used to. It took them a good while to be comfortable in their identity, and a lot of the time they put off even thinking about it due to feeling like they already had so much on their plate LOL. For orientation, they’d never felt connected to any label like bisexual or pansexual and etc. They identified as different ones growing up but now as an adult, they don’t really care I guess you could say, and they’re much happier just calling themselves Queer. Sol likes who they like, no matter the gender and that’s just how it is :3. And they are also Ace, which took them way longer to figure out, but they feel really content in that aspect of their identity.

For gender identity which I felt is also important to mention.. If they were a char in the show I’d want their gender to be like part of this fun bit where it’s never confirmed or anything and so a lot of the other characters often have this moment where they wonder… is that a pretty guy or a handsome girl? Yk, being confusing for funnies, but they just “are”. Like they aren’t a gender, they’re just Sol LMFAOO. And in the non gag anime way, their gender identity is a little more complicated. To strangers and the public eye, they’re comfortable with being seen as a man , even tho though don’t feel like one or identify as one, at least not fully. It’ll always be confusing for them, maybe never fully clear, but as long as they’re happy and comfortable presenting in whatever way they want, the label doesn’t really matter to them in the long run.. so Non binary is what feels right for now. (Fun Sol fact.. they’ve also had top surgery!)

9. who are your self insert’s closest friends?

I lovee this question.. I’ve mentioned them before, but in Sols story their closest friends before they grow close with karamatsu and later the res of the matsunos, their closest friends are Beck and Mimi :D my friends ocs!

I had to draw them for this one bc I love them so much. Sol meets Mimi at their convenience store job almost immediately after moving to Japan, and spending almost every day together leads to them quickly clicking and becoming friends, soon beginning to hang out outside of work … and becoming even closer when Sol confides in Mimi about their whole situation with their new painful blue friend that starts slowly snowballing into something bigger…. It takes a little while longer for Sol to become friends with Beck, since Beck actually meets Mimi first through his new friend Jyushimatsu, who is also friends with Mimi! Along with Ichimatsu and Todomatsu :P my friend Otter only recently made Beck so there’s stuff we’re still figuring out story wise, but rest assured they all get into silly antics together and get to hear Sol ramble on and on while they yell at them to open their eyes and accept there’s something that changed and is definitely going on with them and their friend.. I have this really funny lore bit with Mimi and the three youngest matsus that want to post about sometime soon.. but we shall see

Last but not least, 15. how does your self insert play a role in the plot of the story? do they help directly defeat the villain, support the heroes, etc.?

Sol was never meant to play any sort of role in the story, and I’d still say that they barely add anything to canon at all.. but im not sure how to explain. Sol was always meant to be a background character, but like in a literal sense. Show wise. They weren’t supposed to have a name, or friends or a past, they were just supposed to exist in the background and appear every once in a while. Even after they arrived in Japan. That was until they met the sextuplets, and it’s like they were suddenly aware. Like those silly posts you see about people talking about when they gain consciousness LOL, but literally. They were sort of shoved into this whole new world with new BIG overwhelming feelings and memories, almost as if a life had materialized from thin air, and one that had not treated them kindly in the past.

They still don’t play any sort of role in the canon universe, but something definitely changed. A change that they were not ready for, but became grateful for.. in the long run.

[oddly-casual]

A thought I have pretty often but don’t have the brain to properly express is the fact that between the Girlymatsu’s and the regular matsu’s the only one who doesn’t share her signature color with her counter part is Osoko.

Like obviously it’s in the back of her intro card, and it’s Osoko so we know red is supposed to be her color.

She wears red in all the added merch and bonus content too. Off the top of my head there’s the Jyushimatsu dolphin episode, Tabimatsu, and hesokuri wars. All of which she wears red unless it’s a special set or she changes back into her work uniform.

It could really be nothing, but it always kind of threw me off. All the other girls get their signature color, why not Osoko?

Even if it’s in a subtle way they could’ve done it. Like with the pine pattern on ichiko’s dress or Jyshiko’s bright blonde hair and colored contacts.

Osoko’s makeup is more pink than it is red. So where’d her red go? I had a few thoughts on this so I’m gonna spit some shit.

1. Shes trying to blend in

In the episode she’s introduced in, she gives this big talk about how woman are supposed to be. Being independent, knowing when not to let other men pay for you, being young and approachable. She says all this but so easily snaps the next second. My only guess for why she snaps so quick is because she does that with friends.

With her friends Osoko has no problems being angry, making faces, yelling at them, etc. We don’t know how she is outside of her friend group, but from the way she describes herself it doesn’t seem like she acts the same around everyone.

Osoko is a working woman, she has to be all those things to survive the work place. Bold, but not too bold. Red is a very bold color.

Red lipstick is mature, but it also might hint at promiscuity for some older folk and people who like to talk shit. Meanwhile pink is a more cuter and toned down version of red, that’s why Osoko wears it as makeup instead. She wants to come off as light and fun and cute when that’s not who she really is.

2. She wants to seem younger

It’s brought up a couple times and the show kind of hints at it, but Osoko and Karako are supposed to be the older so believe.

They dress more mature and scold the others for being immature, and the comment jyushiko makes about them being old and unable to have children looks like it seriously pisses them off.

Osoko talks about youth a lot in her first episode, especially about how it makes her seem cuter. You’d think it would be a Todoko thing, but Osoko mentions it more than once when she talks. Meaning being cute and young (compared to her older male coworkers) instead of being headstrong or beautiful, is important to her.

Karako wears red heals and red lipstick but I think that’s just her style. She is bold, her personality is loud and just like how Karamatsu likes wearing shades and leather jackets to seem like a cool guy, Karako probably wears red to show maturity and maybe even a bit of sensuality.

Meanwhile Osoko, who doesn’t like the fact that she’s getting older, wears a more youthful color. Being pink. Even putting it on her cheeks to add to the youthful look.

3. Identity crisis

Pretty much everyone knows about Osomatsu’s identity issues. He very obviously has no personality of his own and it shows- mainly in the fact that while everyone has their own casual outfits that show off their identity, Osomatsu still wears the family symbol on his plain red hoodie.

I don’t think the girlymatsu’s are supposed to be sisters, they call each other friends and have never been mentioned to be related. They are all very visually distinct from each other, and their personalities are on full display all the time in just how they dress.

There would be no need for the girlymatsu’s to wear distinct colors because there would be no need to differentiate them from each other.

The show does it anyway, obviously, because fuck it why not it’s cute- but again, Osoko doesn’t.

It could be because, like Osomatsu, Osoko has no idea who she truly is. She pours herself into this older sister persona to lure men in (her words), but she’s loud and crude and judgmental when separated from that.

Just like how Osomatsu makes his family his identity, I think Osoko makes work her identity. She wears her work clothes out and about, even when she’s on vacation. In season 2 when she dresses out of her wet suit she’s in her uniform again- and we know nothing about her personal life, not even in the small tidbits we get from the other characters.

I truly think identity issues is something every version of Osomatsu is faced with. Even if it’s not that, idk I just think it’s interesting. If you made it this far, kiss kiss.

Live laugh love Osoko.

[osomatsuconfessions]

Probably a random thing to mention but I've managed to get my super awesome art mutual to remember all the brothers names cause of how much I talk about them and they said Ichimatsu was their favorite

They hate Todomatsu cause he looks like he kisses boys and they said they're afraid of Jyushimatsu

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[massivematsus]

Karamatsu’s Discovery - One Shot

[Weight gain/fat kink, mentions of health problems, mild gas from both ends, vague allusion to past not really incest and current mobility issues]

Karamatsu had been playing with his hard yet smooth gut when the thought came to him.

Why was his belly firm whilst his brothers remained squishy and jiggly? Karamatsu’s belly shook too, but only up and down and all in one motion. Osomatsu and Choromatsu wobbled like jello, Jyushimatsu’s fat rippled across his immense body in waves when smacked or grabbed and the bottom heavy brothers’ rear ends shook with each and every step.

Needing to do something with his hands while he thought of how to figure this out, Karamatsu continued his belly play. Unable to reach all the way around the dome of his middle anymore (that had stopped being feasible a little over a month ago), he could no longer finger his ever deepening belly button, not like how Ichimatsu would during their feeding sessions.

Was this something he could ask Mommy about? No… she had been acting out of it lately and wouldn’t be any help. Daddy? Ugh, for some reason the thought of talking to his father about anything related to his developing kink icked him out. Choromatsu was smart, right? Maybe he’d know! No… knowing him and his own fat fetish, he’d just turn red, pop a boner and run away. Chibita worked in the food industry! He must have seen plenty of fat men at his stand! Maybe he would know about Karamatsu’s hard fat? No… the nosy bastard would just prod him for info on why he and his brothers had grown so fat so fast.

As he tried again uselessly to reach his belly button, suddenly it hit him! He could ask Todomatsu if he could borrow his laptop (something he’d saved up for with his increased allowance and small paychecks) to do some research!

With a grunt, Karamatsu began to heave himself off the floor. It took a few tries and using the wall to push off of but eventually he was on his feet (not that he could see them anymore) sweating and panting. God, that was getting harder wasn’t it?

Karamatsu smirked at the thought of telling his girlfriend that it took him four tries this time to stand from the floor, instead of the usual three. His ever decreasing mobility got the two of them going like no tomorrow.

Having barely caught his breath, Karamatsu waddled up the stairs to the brother’s shared bedroom. It was one of Totty’s days off and the rest of the brothers were out and about for various reasons. It was the perfect time to ask his youngest brother for a favor!

Sweating and overheated just from ambling up the stairs, Karamatsu opened the door and entered.

Todomatsu was sat on his huge ass cheeks, legs forcibly spread apart by his obscene thighs scrolling mindlessly through what looked to be some kind of social media app.

“Good evening, Brother! I have a request of moderate proportions to ask of you!”

Todomatsu didn’t even bother to look up from his phone. “No.”

Karamatsu’s glasses fell askew. “B-But, you didn’t even get to hear what I was going to ask…”

Todomatsu looked up now, considered his older brother for a few seconds and sighed. “Fine, ask me. Maybe if it’s funny enough I’ll say yes.” He didn’t bother putting his phone down, prepared to start scrolling again at a moments notice.

Karamatsu adjusted his sunglasses and huffed in satisfaction. “You see brother of mine, I am in need of doing research today and you’re the only one with a computer. I would humbly ask you if I co-“

“No.”

“B-But!”

“I said no, Nii-san!” Todomatsu sighed returning to his scrolling. “I don’t want to risk my laptop being damaged by anyone let alone my idiot brothers, full offense Bee Tee Dubs.”

(Secretly, Totty didn’t want anyone on his laptop because the risk of them finding out about his streaming career was too high.)

Deflated in his disappointment, Karamatsu left Todomatsu to his perpetual scrolling and waddled back down the stairs, an easier feat than going up for sure.

Where else could he acquire the use of a computer? He wondered.

Embarrassingly, it took Karamatsu several minutes of thought before he realized that the local library had a couple old computers he could use.

Totty is right, he thought deprecatingly. I am an idiot brother after all.

Grabbing his keys and wallet, Karamatsu slowly left the house, carefully making sure his shirt didn’t ride too far up his middle section.

The library didn’t have much in the way of modern amenities, being unsurprisingly underfunded. But due to a moderate donation from Mr. Flag a while back, they were able to afford to update some of their most out of date features and purchase and maintain two old desktop computers. Last he heard from Choromatsu, they thankfully had internet capabilities (his brother would use them to type up and print his resumes).

Thankfully for Karamatsu’s decreasing mobility and stamina the library was close by. Panting heavily he plopped his chubby ass down on a memorial bench located out front of the building to catch his breath.

“Damn, I’m out of shape.”

It took a few minutes to make himself more presentable, needing a handkerchief to wipe away his sweat, but Karamatsu was ready to tackle the general public.

Being a Monday, the library was open and bustling. Despite its lack of funding, the establishment was a popular place.

Using his gut to push open the door for him (he could no longer reach past it to use his hands), Karamatsu burped behind his fist politely and entered the building.

To the right was several shelves of books and an audio/video section. To the left was the check out and late fee payment registers. A few librarians were seen helping put away carts of books and talking to patrons.

Locating an employee who didn’t seem too busy, Karamatsu approached them.

“Excuse me,” he glanced at their name tag and spotted a she/her badge. “Miss, I am here to utilize your computer system, in particular the internet. Where might I find them?”

The librarian did a double take at the sight of the obese man talking to her. How the fuck did someone get that fat?!

Shaking her head she tried to remain professional, but for some reason her eyesight refused to stop staring at the shorter man’s rotund middle.

“Uhhh…” She stammered briefly. “In the back to the left. They’re hard to see from here cause check out is in front of them. But walk far enough and you’ll find it.”

Turning 180 degrees, she power walked away from him, leaving behind a confused yet appreciative Karamatsu.

Making his way to the back of the library, he couldn’t help but notice, well, people noticing him. He’d be the first to admit that his body… wasn’t what it used to be. He was no longer attractive in the traditional sense. So it made sense that his unique form might cause a stir. But this was kind of ridiculous!

Men and women alike were open mouth staring at his beach ball sized gut as it swayed with each of Karamatsu’s heavy steps. The floor boards creaked and his nasally breathing sounded especially loud in the quiet atmosphere of the library. Strangers whispered to each other, kids pointed and he even heard a phone camera go off behind him.

If asked prior to this experience how he would feel being singled out like this in public, treated like a zoo animal on display, he would have said he would feel embarrassed and upset.

In the moment however, he couldn’t help but thank Akatsuka-sensei that his weighty belly hung down in front of his crotch cause holy shit this was super hot!

Being judged in public was exhilarating! The disgusted stares riled him up like no tomorrow! No wonder Choromatsu read degradation porn mags all the time. Karamatsu now understood the appeal.

Taking his time getting to the computers, he breathed heavier on purpose and even scratched at his underbelly, causing his sweatshirt to ride up significantly. The whispers intensified and his arousal spiked.

Shit, okay, get yourself under control. You’re in public, Karamatsu. You can jack off later.

Face flushed from both pleasure and movement, Karamatsu made it to the computer section.

Uh-oh, seems like there was yet another problem.

The chairs were tiny.

Even for a normal sized person these would be small! Karamatsu knew he was belly heavy but he also knew that his rear end had grown quite padded over time as well. There was no way his ass wouldn’t spill over the edges of the seat.

But would that really be so bad?

It could be something to tell his girlfriend about… how her morbidly obese boyfriend struggled to fit onto regular furniture? That he’d grown too big to function properly?

The thought turned him on again and he quickly began the process of sitting down.

Gripping the table with one hand, he reached behind him to grab the back of the chair with his other, hoping to lower his bulk down gently. Who knew how old these chairs were. The last thing Karamatsu needed was to break one in public, no matter how hot that would be…

Arm fat quivering, Karamatsu lowered himself about half way before gravity kicked into full gear and he lost control of his decent. Plopping his wide ass onto the small seat caused his cheeks to sag significantly over each side. The chair groaned loudly, covering up the small squeak of a fart that slipped out from the impact.

Sighing in relief from being off of his feet, and releasing a bit of gas, Karamatsu booted up the computer and got to work.

Why is my fat belly hard?

Was what he typed into Gooble. A surprising amount of results popped up about the topic. He thought it’d be harder to find information than this! Man, technology was awesome!

Clicking the first link he saw, Karamatsu began to read.

-

Oh jeez.

Visceral fat. Also known as Abdominal Obesity.

Fat located underneath the layer of muscles in your abdomen. Fat surrounding and squeezing your internal organs.

Too much of it can lead to severe health issues such as diabetes, heart disease and stroke.

Karamatsu swallowed thickly before continuing to read.

How to get rid of-

He stopped reading.

Did he want to get rid of it?

Not really… He liked being this big. He actively wanted to grow bigger. He was aroused by his obesity and having just read about the potential consequences of his unhealthy lifestyle caused him to pop a boner so fast he didn’t even know what to do with himself.

Why the fuck did the knowledge of health risks turn him on so much?!

The thought of one day having to use a cane to get around, or take blood pressure medication or sleep with a c-pap machine… Why was that making him so horny?!

Was it the idea of letting go and not caring about the consequences? Was it the idea of metaphorically spitting in society’s face about what lifestyle choices are considered acceptable or not? Was it the risk of danger getting him off? Or the knowledge that he had grown so fucking fat that even his own body couldn’t handle it anymore?

Shiiiiiit he was hard.

Deleting his search history just in case, Karamatsu turned off the computer and speed waddled to the men’s bathroom to jack off.

Hey, don’t judge him! This wasn’t the first time he or his brothers beat the meat in public spaces…

Regardless, Karamatsu had some thinking to do, and a nearby buffet to visit…

End.

[deadmothsketches]

The gang defeats a couple of nerds.

[applescabs]

im actually gonna send this in an ask, enlighten me about choromatsu. i demand u elaborate.

The whole Choromi thing came from one of the doramatsu (osomatsu+drama) cds and its been talked about for yeeeaaars at this point, so while the original skit may not have that much basis, people have been aware of it for years and watching the stuff that came after with this in mind, so it's a headcanon/theory that's been marinating for a while

The gist of it is that Jyushimatsu (Jinbabue Nobuye Bonbaye (dont ask...)) and Choromatsu (Choromi) both end up working at an okama bar (okama can mean both gay and trans respectively, and often the line between the two is pretty blurred when it comes to depiction in japan) and they both get pretty into it

For Jyushi however, it's revealed that it was all about baseball for him (somehow...) but Choro actually acts in ways and says some stuff that could make one believe (s)he's trans

Like, after saying he's quite comfortable like this, he quickly mentions "reborn" okama (reborn referring to transitioning in japan. google doesn't help w this you'll just have to trust me) but it's said in a way where he's clearly trying to distance himself from it as if he's scared of it actually being true;

(hearing the dialogue would help my point come across even more but. you get the gist i hope)

[thebardisabird]

Thoughts on matsunos dating a reader that’s a famous youtuber? I can only imagine what the fans must think of them 😭

Oh god lol...okay okay, I got you. Under the cut cause it's a little long:

Osomatsu - He's positively ecstatic to be dating someone famous. Not only for the money aspect, but the cool shit they can do with that money and brand sponsorships, etc. - Will want to do prank videos if you'll allow that on your channel! - Is definitely cool with being public about your relationship as he cares very little what people think and will protect you to the best of his ability. What do the fans think? Very 50/50 on him - they either hate him because he's obnoxious or love him because he's charismatic. Your views literally vary video to video.

Karamatsu - A supportive force as soon as he knew about it! He loves what you do, and he actually finds it fun to see you honing your passion to provide entertainment to others. - Likes to give you ideas to use as material, will help you with set up or anything else you may need to get your video underway. - Would like to be public with your relationship if you're comfortable, but completely understands if you'd rather not make a ton of mention of it. As long as he can feel you love him, he's happy with whatever decision you make. What do the fans think? If they know about him, their opinion doesn't swing one way or another as their focus really is more or less on you. They do appreciate that he makes you happy though!

Choromatsu - Now I can see Choro being with either like a famous twitch streamer or an MUA believe it or not. Someone who's cute and painted up often for their fans. - Is your NUMBER ONE fan. But will also help you on a business perspective. He thinks more on the analytical side and does his research so brand deals, merch sales, appearances/collabs? All his ball game. - Actually would prefer to keep your relationship a secret; he knows how the idol industry works and kind of equates that here. Though if you truly did not care about what your relationship being public could do your fame, then he'd consider it. What do the fans think? Most likely won't know he exists. But if they do, they feel he's a little stiff. Choromatsu is a tad bit camera shy when he realizes how many people watch you so he clams up a tad and it shows.

Ichimatsu - You definitely have an ASMR channel and he is over the moon about it. All the things you get to tap on, play with or whisper into the mic, he's all about it. - Will help you with prop setups and brainstorm ideas with you if asked. Does not mind being included in videos if you ask him, because the genuine enjoyment he gets from participating in ASMR supersedes his awkwardness. - Doesn't care one way or another if you decide to make your relationship public or not. Would probably be super casual about it on camera; but is SCARY protective of you when it comes to "superfans". What do the fans think? They love all of his comfy outfits and how he seems to be enjoying the ASMR you two make together. Some fans are a little afraid of him because of how angry he can get in the comments when people are rude though.

Jyushimatsu - I can imagine you being either like...a hot tub streamer or a daily vlogger. He loves being in videos with you and loves what you do! Whether it's splashing around in the nice hot tub in your backyard or going to try a new restaurant, he enjoys doing just about anything with you. - Is about as hyperactive on camera as he is off. His endless energy helps motivate you to push out content though! - Your relationship is public! Solely because there was no way you'd have been able to keep him a secret (and neither would have you wanted to!) What do the fans think? They either love him because of his bright smile and energy and they love that for you or they feel that he can be a bit too much and needs to tone it down (he won't and you don't ask him to lol).

Todomatsu - This is his as close to his dream come true as he's gonna get. He cannot believe he's actually made it in life to be with someone who is famous on Youtube/Twitch/etc. - He won't ask to be in your videos, but if you do ask him he'd be happy to participate! Just not too much camera time on him, lest his head get swollen lol - Your relationship is definitely public, because he's your social media manager! So any cute pics on your instagram? All him! Engagement with your fans? Same, all him! What do the fans think? They positively adore him and they think he's cute! Of course they don't know about the little monster he can be - but he plays up the cutesy boyfriend tenfold when it comes to handling your social media presence and your relationship.

[flowerakatsuka]

i feel like osomatsu and karamatsu would be the most likely out of the brothers to be freeters for a while, ( maybe jyushimatsu, too. ) i think they’d eventually find steady jobs they're happy with, though.

i've mentioned that i like the idea of kara running an izakaya before, ( though him just becoming a househusband is growing on me, ) and i freaking love oso becoming a mangaka after @/girlymatsu suggested it.

[chuusei-matsu]

How the Matsuno boys would deal with a S/O who's way too early with celebrating Halloween

When Osomatsu found out his partner was like... Overly obsessed with Halloween, he was a little taken aback if we're being honest. He wants you to have things you enjoy obviously, but the constant trips to spirit Halloween is getting tiring since he has to carry everything.... But the look on your face when he gets into it is so cute that it sort of melts away some of his stress.

Karamatsu finds you absolutely adorable no matter what, so when he sees you overjoyed to get ready for fall and Halloween, he follows along with you. He uses this as an excuse to help you get all dressed up and cute, but sometimes he does get a little terrified because you scare him a lot.

With Choromatsu, he kind of hates how obsessed you are with Halloween. Don't get me wrong, he loves that you get all happy and understands everyone has their interest, but he finds it creepy that you enjoy all the darker stuff, he would much rather priorize months ahead going to a nyaa-chan concert than getting ready for Halloween.

Ichimatsu follows along suit with you! It's the one holiday a year where he can be a total creep or asshole and no one seems to bat an eye at him because it's apart of the holiday spirit. He doesn't care if it's days, let alone a month before Halloween is coming, the second you start celebrating, he start celebrating too.

Your sunny boy Jyushimatsu just wants to be with you and see you happy, so if you like to celebrate Halloween months in advance, then goddammit, he's gonna go all out for you. Most of the time he'll drag you around stores and points out stuff he'd think you would like and make jokes with it. It's a nice bonding moment since you know that even though it might not be his favorite thing, he's gonna let you have your fun.

TOTTY ABSOLUTELY HATES IT!!! Don't get me wrong, he is a white bitch in autumn, but he absolutely hates your obsession with Halloween and finds it creepy, he isn't silent about it either, but the second you mention his pumpkin spice latte addiction, he shuts up. He's just worried you're one of those "Jack Skellington" people and will most likely dump you if you ruin his internet cred, granted he'll regret it, but his ego outshines he love for you sometimes.