#and both their pants are still on
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#sven#faendal#skyrim#the elder scrolls#tesblr#svaendal#faendal wakes up first and realized hes. Stuck. cant feel his right arm. sven will not Let Go.#in fact his grip gets tighter the more faendal tries to extricate himself#horrific embarrassing morning after#at least hes warm#and both their pants are still on#my art#tes
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Sam riding Dean's thigh until he comes like the good little brother he is. He needs nothing but Dean's firm thigh under him, his words in his ear and his hands gripping him too tight
#Sam's not allowed to touch until he shows Dean he knows who is in charge#and who wears the pants#or well Dean won't let his wrists go until he does#even better if Dean's pants are still stained with motor oil#both Sam's wrists and waist are brused afterwards#wincest#samdean#implied bottom!sam#does that even make sense?
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My favorite brand of Ratiorine is definitely:
"They both experienced immediate attraction upon seeing the other and are (silently) interested in the possibility of pursuing a relationship, regardless of their differences and the difficulties of their situations."
But also:
"Despite being two of the most hyper-competent people in the universe, they are absolutely idiot4idiot when it comes to romance or discussing their feelings, and they are about to make their complete inability to express themselves and court like normal people into everybody's problem."
#honkai star rail#ratiorine#aventio#dr. ratio x aventurine#I just love the idea that Ratiorine might be the one ship where#BOTH parties were like “Oh no he's gorgeous”#BOTH thinking “I could spend the rest of my life with this person”#zero back-and-forth “Do I really like him? Maybe I'm just confused--”#nope just right from the start “Oh I'm in trouble”#but STILL#not able to get their shit together#still just completely unable to SPIT IT OUT#absolute chaos and drama#ridiculous hijinks#all over a relationship they both desperately want to be in#🤣🤣🤣#and like#it's one of those#“Everyone can see it”#so everyone else in the known universe is watching like#“Should we maybe help them???”#but there's no saving this#theyre both just going to have to put their big boy pants on#and *shudder* discuss their feelings
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Mosasaurmaid Garak
#elim garak#mermay#mosasaur#ds9#Garashir#see him in the water and shit ur pants#but Julian still befriends him#I need both diver Julian and merjulian#ugh babies
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2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso & Oscar Piastri exchanging helmets
#WHAT IF I SCREAMED WHAT IF I LAID ON THE FLOOOR AND CRIED#okay like i know logically the knew esch other for a while#with oscar being in nando's kart school and then them being in alpine togehther#BUT ITS STILL REALLT SPECIAL TO ME TO SEE MY TWO FAV DRIVERS ON THE GRID INTERSCT????#me and dru are having an emotional breakdown rn 😭😭😭#mark webber just came in his pants i know this.#also very funny to see them interact bcs my god neither of them can ever both do great in a race at the same tkme#i wonder if we'll ever get a podium :< maybe !!!#also kinda sad they didnt write any messages on each others helmets 😭#Fernando: i fucked your boss. Oscar: i fucked your bestie#and the rest of the video is sooo cute with oscar talking about how theyve been planning it for a while 🥺🥺#AND THE PICS ON ASTON'S INSTA ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!!! THEYRE SO HAPPPYYYYY#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#oscar piastri#2023 Brazilian gp#fa14#op81#we do a little bit of f1
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in my mind palace bachira and nagi have the biggest cocks in blue lock
#you don’t expect it from either of them but for different reasons#obv bachira isn’t a big guy…he’s very average. so you’re shocked that he has a monster in his pants#as for nagi…nagi’s very tall and while he’s def fit he’s more lean#and i guess it’s his (often) nonchalant disposition but he doesn’t carry himself like a guy w a big dick#it’s not a big deal to him?????? like. he doesn’t rly care abt dick measuring contests#it’s kinda like his soccer skills; he’s just genetically hashtag blessed#i also think unfortunately for you that he’s really really good with it#he’s a wild card in bed to me. you don’t think he’d be as intense as he is#something something genius monster on the field genius monster in bed#ofc bachira is also insane in bed and can wield his dick like a weapon but then again he’s more outwardly Freaky#this may be an unpopular opinion and i must admit i am biased against barou but even still i think bachira and nagi have the biggest dicks.#don’t even get me started about how much of a size queen reo is jfbdjksjdsksks#btw this isn’t me calling anyone else’s dick small i just think they both have the whole hog in their pants nod nod nod#nyeah#*chokes and dies*#— musings#— blue lock#— bachira meguru#— nagi seishiro
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the ultimate fit
#inspired by this post on twt that was like#best character design is big pants or big jacket#and i went. shadow has both. ultimate design#shadow the hedgehog#sonic gijinkas#what did i tag my own? i forgot#as always#my art#btw if u like lore.......#shadow is creacher. i gave him draconic tail because. i can.#hes alien. he deserves to be part dragon#he can shift into a full furry form but he likes having a balanced mix#he has a gauntlet on his left hand to help amplify his physical attacks with extra chaos#(and knuckle spikes on a very heavy gauntlet like. yeah knockl ppl out dead)#the one thing i still use which i learend in middle school......... how to make anime hair shine
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Fuck it another Mia rant but um
I need her to be a lesbian sososooso bad
"Oh but the arrowfam already has one gay character-" THEY ALL SHOULD BE GAY
but at least Mia (and if the batfam gets two so does the arrowfam)
"But what about dodger" um uh... comphet. While I think it was important to show an HIV+ character in a... "healthy" relationship uh. I don't like him. I know Mia was 18 atp but iirc he was like 27 and I find that weird. Also he cheated on her. (Tbh I think he was just an excuse to get rid of her for a couple issues.)
But you can put her in a healthy lesbian relationship too. (And erase dodger cause I hate him)
"But with who, Cowpoke?" Uh. Uh. Make a new girl for her to be toxic Yuri with. (It'd be hilarious to me if she was an Amazon cause. Homophobmia)
And that's another thing! Her homophobic comments! You can just erase them, sure.... or..... have them be her internalized homophobia!
Anyways rant over hashtag make Mia Dearden a lesbian 2k24
#im connor hasn't got to come out to ollie yet STILL but. if mia came oht b4 him that would be HILARIOUS#plus she already has the undercut AND THE BUN BRO all she needs is a carabiner and she will be masc of the year#(tbh i think taking away her femme side could go a little iffy. let my girl wear pink again. not skirts and dresses tho)#(girl wears CROP TOPS and LONG PANTS she is SMALL SHIRT BIG PANTS. and she likes pinks and reds and oranges. she wears star patterns.)#(but i loved those camo cargo pants those were very cool.)#(let her be both femme and masc im tryna say)#what was i gonna say. uh.#OH ALSO HER SWIMSUIT? I OWN THE EXACT SAME STYLE MAKING IT A LESBIAN STYLE SWIMSUIT#and i have the same haircut as her#shes so lesbian#mia dearden#arrowfam#dc#dc comics
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Finally finished the ref of my new fursona, been sitting on the sketch of this one for a while :]
Ekka, my previous fursona, also got an updated ref last year:
#drawing my stupid flowers pants was...... a pain#unfortunately they are my favorite. i had to suffer through it#her design is totally not a Hannibal ravenstag reference#you're getting the secret Umbra lore through my fursonas. bcs they're both different aspects of me#except their age and height. that's not accurate#I still use Ekka but after Personal Things happened I needed a change of pace#my art#my ocs#jamie#ekka#fursona#furry art#anthro art#muntjac#savannah cat
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not to be extremely 2016 about a movie set two decades earlier but...did anyone else notice that the very first pink opaque tape maddy leaves owen is episode 307. you know. the episode code queer tumblr used to consider cursed because of lexa the100's death. that 307.
#given that there's a direct line from buffy to the 100 in that regard - tara and lexa both killed by the stray bullet#and tara buffythevampireslayer is deeply felt throughout this movie between the character named tara and amber benson's cameo#it stood out#i wonder what schoenbrum thinks of that 2010s fandom culture - clexacon and the like - and if this was intentional#(if it's not it still gave me a lot to chew on personally with my relationship to those spaces)#i saw the tv glow#the 100#clexa#natsuki's terrible disco pants
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whoa thats crazy do you think their ghosts were friends though
right now on beechey island its 23 degrees fahrenheit and raining and theyre sharing john hartnell's shroud talking about outfits they would wear if they werent ghosts (they see a lot of modern outfits on the tourists that come to visit them)......... john torrington is like i think i could rock jeans :D and john hartnell is like you could absolutely rock jeans <3 i think i'd like to wear a flannel shirt and a different toque :) [live liam braine and tom morgan reaction]
so short answer, i've thought about it a normal amount, and my answer is yeah
#jorts wants to keep his high waisted pants but he thinks jeans are cool because he likes the color blue. hes got a color scheme#john hartnell likes the flannel pattern and thinks they look warm (hes cold even in his three shirts)#they both want shoes. liam and tom want them to stop talking for a little while#also on beechey island its still daytime because theyre in their 24hour day season rn. so#beechey island boys#i was in detroit again today like wow jorts really would love it here <3 then i thought maybe i do think about those ice mummies too much
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i've been saving a lot of palettes recently to use for doodles, and finally got around to doing one. despite being just. ASS at working with limited colors - like, 5 colors is HARD to work with, especially when you use one for lineart and make the lines too thick to make using that color again for coloring look good - i'm really happy with this!
...i did cheat a bit though with the lighter color around the star. it just looked like. kinda off without it though so it's fiiiine-
#it was really hard to get the coloring to look good for his lower body#bc his pants and shoes are both dark and i had 2 dark colors to work with total so. yeah cjhbjcv i had to keep playing around with it#and i only wanted to use the lighter blue? turquoise? whatever you wanna call it for the star and his hair/eyes#so that those areas would pop#also like im ass at backgrounds ususally but! i like this one it looks cool methinks :]#symbolism :]#shook arts#oc shiz#takoshi (oc)#smh two takoshis in a row with no masumii#guess i know who i'm drawing tmmrw lmao#oh yeah palette is from @color-palettes on - you guessed it - tumblr#all of the ones im gonna be using are most likely from that blog lol#ALSO also very happy with the hands#the lowered one still kiiiinda looks jank (it looks better if you look at it upside-down) but yknow. i don't usually draw all 4 fingers#separate because hard so i'm happy with how it came out regardless lol
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johnny and diego are the same exact height down to the millimeter and they’re both so annoyed by this that they start wearing increasingly ridiculous shoes to give themselves the height advantage.
#dinostar#DieJoni#diejo#not really ship but they’re ship 2 me#Diego Brando#Johnny Joestar#my posts#I saw someone call Johnny’s shoes poots (pant boots) and that’s now exclusively how I refer to that part of his outfit#in this competition do Johnny’s heels need to also be part of his pants or does he forgo the poots?#questions we will never have the answers to#btw at one point Diego dons platforms so ridiculous that he actually breaks a leg and Johnny cannot stop laughing about it#unfortunately gyro is still taller than both no matter how high the heels get#and hp looms over them like the specter of Michael Jordan
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The Jojo DILF Face-Off
#honest to god hard choice#for me this is neither of their best versions#but they're both still so hot i mean look at them#but i'm too big a joseph simp not to go for grandpa#besides i hate the snake pants#please jotaro learn to dress you were doing so well twelve years ago :(#joseph joestar#kujo jotaro#jotaro kujo#stardust crusaders#stone ocean#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#who's hotter jjba
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Hey which of these guys that I frequently see at airports, stadiums, bars, concert halls, and grocery stores is worse?

Neither one of them washes their hands so don't worry about that as a criteria.
In case you haven't been in a men's room for a long time they are both absolutely real and extremely common. I'm sorry you had to learn this way.
#poll#polls#a terrible new kind of guy recently invented#they're both horrible of course#i'm pretty sure guy A's hands are grosser because he's still holding his dick but guy B's pants have to be a lot wetter right?#That guy's definitely got more pants splash#don't touch either of their phones obviously#also I'm sorry this image is so huge the stock photo was massive and I didn't care enough to reduce the resolution#unsanitary#forgot to tag for you Rowan lol
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Being totally honest the fact they chose Rui to be the character to have the awkward angle in the art for the new designs is the funniest thing they could have done. Arguably the most popular character and the fandom can't even fucking draw half of him yet.
#project sekai#rui kamishiro#anyway. wxs's designs are mixed to me#i like tsukasa's and miku's (i really like miku's it's better than her old one)#nene's and emu's both feel like the same outfit just with more white#rui's we only have the back for so i can't really comment on him (like the black/white pants though it fits him)#better than mmj's on par with l/n's and vbs's is still the best#bagel's rambles
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