#and both their pants are still on

[joznii]

octopus

[starcurtain]

My favorite brand of Ratiorine is definitely:

"They both experienced immediate attraction upon seeing the other and are (silently) interested in the possibility of pursuing a relationship, regardless of their differences and the difficulties of their situations."

But also:

"Despite being two of the most hyper-competent people in the universe, they are absolutely idiot4idiot when it comes to romance or discussing their feelings, and they are about to make their complete inability to express themselves and court like normal people into everybody's problem."

[galacticturnip-art]

Mosasaurmaid Garak

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso & Oscar Piastri exchanging helmets

[superemeralds]

the ultimate fit

[marcmorrigan]

@fenglianweek day 6: memories/growing up

the best thing thats ever been mine

[that-seems-stupid-lets-do-it]

watch on in horror as artist struggles for 10 hours to draw this! the results are shocking (not clickbait)

[mimimiafanpage]

Fuck it another Mia rant but um

I need her to be a lesbian sososooso bad

"Oh but the arrowfam already has one gay character-" THEY ALL SHOULD BE GAY

but at least Mia (and if the batfam gets two so does the arrowfam)

"But what about dodger" um uh... comphet. While I think it was important to show an HIV+ character in a... "healthy" relationship uh. I don't like him. I know Mia was 18 atp but iirc he was like 27 and I find that weird. Also he cheated on her. (Tbh I think he was just an excuse to get rid of her for a couple issues.)

But you can put her in a healthy lesbian relationship too. (And erase dodger cause I hate him)

"But with who, Cowpoke?" Uh. Uh. Make a new girl for her to be toxic Yuri with. (It'd be hilarious to me if she was an Amazon cause. Homophobmia)

And that's another thing! Her homophobic comments! You can just erase them, sure.... or..... have them be her internalized homophobia!

Anyways rant over hashtag make Mia Dearden a lesbian 2k24

[luridcomixofthenuit]

Me in my very first class as a substitute teacher after completely losing control of the kids in the first 2 minutes

[devil-in-hiding]

because I have a long list of things Wrong With Me, I have a fucked jaw. in that it clicks and locks, and I need to crack it like knuckles sometimes.

anyway, sucking off johnny and his deliciously thick cock, jaw getting locked open and him having to decide between finish fucking your throat now that your mouth is stuck as an open hole for him, then taking you to the er. or taking you to the hospital immediately and ignoring the way you can't stop drooling and his cock aches

- vgilantee

Char 😭😭 oh my god-

I can see Johnny standing there and his mind is panic and horny, staring down at you with wide eyes and his fingers twitching

“Hen, if we really need ta go, right now, tap my thigh…” before attempting to ease his cock farther down your throat-

[sharkieboi]

little details, I love that as soon as Mrs. Coulter is introduced to the idea that she can wear pants she never voluntarily wears a skirt or dress for the rest of the series

[mistyheartrbs]

not to be extremely 2016 about a movie set two decades earlier but...did anyone else notice that the very first pink opaque tape maddy leaves owen is episode 307. you know. the episode code queer tumblr used to consider cursed because of lexa the100's death. that 307.

[petoskeystones]

whoa thats crazy do you think their ghosts were friends though

right now on beechey island its 23 degrees fahrenheit and raining and theyre sharing john hartnell's shroud talking about outfits they would wear if they werent ghosts (they see a lot of modern outfits on the tourists that come to visit them)......... john torrington is like i think i could rock jeans :D and john hartnell is like you could absolutely rock jeans <3 i think i'd like to wear a flannel shirt and a different toque :) [live liam braine and tom morgan reaction]

so short answer, i've thought about it a normal amount, and my answer is yeah

[aria-ashryver]

I am so so glad @storyofmychoices accidentally talked me into reading The Deadliest Game!! This is easilyyy the most fun I've had reading a Choices book in the longest time 🥰✨✨✨

Anyway, have some edits of my MC, Jacquie O'Donahue! (He also goes by Jack / Johnny sometimes, bigender, she/her + he/him).

I know these 3 are poly, but I'm not sure if it's v-poly with Jun as the hinge, or if Jacquie is in a relationship with Dante too? Still deciding. (Either way, Jack and Dante are bestieeeeees, and they like annoying the crap out of Jun together by getting far too hype at trivia night ✌😎)

[whos-hotter-jjba]

The Jojo DILF Face-Off

[zekedms]

Hey which of these guys that I frequently see at airports, stadiums, bars, concert halls, and grocery stores is worse?

Neither one of them washes their hands so don't worry about that as a criteria.

In case you haven't been in a men's room for a long time they are both absolutely real and extremely common. I'm sorry you had to learn this way.