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demonstenes · 4 months ago
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Here are some Morph wallpapers that I made for myself, maybe someone will like them too.
If you want versions with different backgrounds/flags feel free to hmu.
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iridessence · 11 months ago
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rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye
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jaylintm · 3 months ago
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I dance when I’m bored 😑
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iwanturinsides · 7 months ago
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i drew him 10x hotter in just a random notebook i found🗣️
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bu99erfly · 1 month ago
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IRENE Like A Flower (The 1st Mini Album), 2024
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yourlocalbadgerscales · 5 months ago
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chaoticlilith666 · 4 months ago
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🌙Insomnia Club✨
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eatingoutmen · 4 months ago
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Oh, what’s that? He’s a dom!top man you say? Hmm, he’s a tall and buff big guy? With huge tits, sluttiest waist, juicy biceps, with the most fattest juicy ass and possibly has a huge cock? Babe, that man ain’t a dom when he’s with me. I’d have him begging for me and fucking his brains out and use his body for all sorts of things and treat him as my “pretty princess.” And treat him with lots and lots of love and care because he’s my “pretty princess” ♡ !!
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padiduys · 1 month ago
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b-theshittyhuman · 1 month ago
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I'm bored, allow me to introduce a new number.
-0
It holds no value, but it also hold no no value
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ribcracker · 8 months ago
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college jackieshauna 🙏🙏🙏
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ringosmistress · 1 month ago
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mioakem · 4 months ago
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yall acting like tommy would be a nobody without the dream smp but in reality the dream smp would be nothing without tommy
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tinytinalifes · 2 months ago
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Synopsis : he hates when he lets his anger get the best of him and he'll let you know (even if you're sleeping)
If you haven't seen the first part yet here's the link but anyways like I always say if there's any typos sorry .😔✊🏿
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Katsuki was already flushed with embarrassment as the Class 1-A crowd gathered in the common room, gawking at the unexpected sight of him holding you close. Mina’s laughter filled the air, and she snapped another photo, only for Katsuki to glare in her direction. “Would you idiots shut it already?” he hissed, though his voice was kept low enough not to wake you.
“Oh, come on, Bakugo! This is, like, the cutest thing ever!” Mina whispered, grinning from ear to ear.
“Man, who knew you had a soft side?” Kaminari smirked, nudging Kirishima, who gave Bakugo an amused yet supportive look.
Katsuki’s jaw clenched, cheeks reddening as he glanced down at you resting peacefully against him. He didn’t want to admit it, but he couldn’t bear to let you wake up to this scene, especially with everyone making such a fuss. So, with a gruff sigh, he decided to take matters into his own hands.
Ignoring the whispered jokes and giggles, he lifted you carefully, making his way out of the common room and up the stairs toward the girls’ dorm area. As he walked, you nuzzled closer to his chest, a soft sigh escaping your lips. His heart pounded at the warmth of your sleepy movements, and he couldn’t help but feel a surge of protectiveness. Even though he was still Katsuki Bakugo—the explosive, determined hero—he felt a softness with you that he never expected.
Reaching your room, he nudged the door open with his shoulder, entering quietly and gently lowering you onto your bed. For a moment, he stayed by your side, watching as you settled onto your pillow, peaceful and content. He brushed a strand of hair from your face, his fingers lingering for just a second longer than necessary.
Before he could pull away, you stirred, your hand reaching up to grasp his gently. Still half-asleep, you mumbled something incoherent, and your hand squeezed his, grounding him there. Katsuki’s expression softened, and he leaned down, pressing a quiet kiss to your forehead.
“Hey…” he murmured, his voice unusually soft. “About earlier… sorry if I went too hard on you. I never meant to hurt you.”
He swallowed, feeling an unfamiliar weight of vulnerability in his chest. “And… I know I don’t say this much, but… you’re something special, alright? Just don’t tell anyone I said that,” he muttered, almost shyly.
Katsuki brushed his thumb across your hand one last time, his usual scowl replaced by a look of pure affection. He pulled back, his footsteps barely making a sound as he left, but his heart was racing as he closed the door behind him, already thinking about seeing you again in the morning.
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Here's the link again just in case ❤️
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freakoont · 8 months ago
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❝𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬❞
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𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨 𝐄𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 【SFW and NSFW included】
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
GENDER NETURAL BUT AFAB READER sorry :')
REQUESTS ARE OPEN ! check the bottom of this post for information <3
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【SFW】
When you first start to begin noticing signs of having a crush on him, Ranpo immediately picks up on it.
Does he actually say or do anything about it? No . . . Not for a long while.
He's not embarrassed or nervous about it, actually he uses your little crush as a advantage to tease and mess with your cute little brain !
"hey, (Y/N) can you get me some pockys? I'm about to die from hunger, y'know!"
"..I'm busy, Ranpo."
"oh, fine."
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"oh yeah, (Y/N) I seem to recall you were staring a lot at me earlier, which is kind of odd for a friend-"
"I'll get those snacks now"
Ranpo's never had a crush or significant other, so there are some things he doesn't know what to do. but he mostly treats your relationship the same way he treated you back when you were just friends
At first, he was a little nervous about saying things like 'I love you' because he thought it sounded cringe, but after a short while he needs to hear you say it 30 times a hour with lots of kisses💋
Ranpo can be a little shit at times, but he makes up for it for his good memory and always being able to understand you better than you know yourself.
Example: Ranpo will always remember little things about you! He noticed you staring at a T-shirt in the mall once and suddenly you've got it gifted to you, "from the worlds greatest detective; to my favorite assistant"
A lot of times when you're working in ADA, Ranpo will just hop onto your lap and keep still and silent as he eat snacks.
He loves being in your presence, just being around you is enough.
He's not crazy on PDA, usually holding your hand and dragging you along with him. He'll occasionally tease and embarrass you in public though, most of the time it isn't intentional
"(Y/NNNNN) :( can we please go to that bakeshop !"
"we were just at one. Besides, you still have that cake to finish at home."
"..."
"WHAT THE- GET OFF MY BACK YOU CRAZY MAN-"
"LETS GO TO THE BAKESHOP THEN-"
Ranpo is a BIG cuddle bug! He loves being little spoon especially. Just laying on top of your chest or besides you as you caress his hair and kiss his forehead
He'll melt from your touch
He's a baby
Ranpo doesn't usually get jealous. It's a rare thing actually, he's a chill guy and just uses his deduction to know you love him 110%
He's probably gotten used to Dazai flirting with you, before you two got together, that he's unbothered by other people
TXT: "Ranpo ! Some guy is flirting with me !"
TXT: "👍"
TXT: "do you not care that someone is trying to get with me?"
TXT: "woah there. FIRST OF ALL☝️ I've already deducted that you wouldn't do anything to hurt me. You care to much. SECOND OF ALL☝️ I've also deduced that he's drunk"
TXT: "I'll go buy you some ice cream now..(⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)"
TXT: "👍"
...
TXT: "ily"
TXT: "I love you too(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡"
I feel like Ranpo isn't good with feelings and his words. When he notices that you're angry or upset, he'll kind of just be lost on what to do to cheer you up
He'll make some unhelpful comments here and there, trying to cheer you up and joke around... But then it might piss you off a little more
HE'S TRYING(⁠。⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)
He's bad at reading emotions, and when he does understand he'll share his snacks and keep quiet...
His love language is: words of affirmation and physical touch
He's not one to use pet names, just usually call you by his own nickname for you and that's it. Occasionally he'll call you his 'favorite assistant' or his 'watson'
Ranpo gets a boost in his confidence whenever you praise him. You and Fukuzawa are definitely the most important people in his lives, meaning your words mean SO MUCH to him
If you're the type to like cooking and cleaning, you've won him over. He hates chores and loves just sitting around and eating snacks
If you feed him as he sits or lays on your lap he'll literally die a happy man
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【NSFW】
Ranpo is a switch, but definitely leans towards a bottom more
He'll be a very loud person in bed when you're on top of him.
If you tease him and poke at his sensitive parts, Ranpo will get flustered. You will catch him blushing and trying to keep quiet, just poke at him some more
Of course, don't be mean to him though. He only likes it when you praise him for doing good, because he's very inexperienced.
Ranpo is good at giving oral, he knows how to read you and where you like to be touched the most
Whenever Ranpo has a rough day, he'll either want you to ride him to make him feel better or he'd want to eat you out
"Mmmm... You look so good riding me like that,"
"just like that, Aah~"
"Love, I'm gonna- A-Ah"
He's noisy, but you can shut him upಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ
Ranpo doesn't have that strong of a sexual desire. Sex isn't the most important thing to him. it's you🫵
If you ask him enough, praise him all day, and have a little teasing at eachother, maybe your lucky enough to walk home with him pulling you into the bed(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)
His favorite positions are cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, anything with you taking control
He's very lazy and will let you do most of the work
Ranpo actually doesn't have any kinks, and I know a lot of you will be like "no he'd have a praise kink☝️" but I'm sorry to say that, Ranpo would 100% find the idea of kinks disgusting
LIKE I KNOW. I can see him having a praise kink too but it just fits so well for him to find 'kinks' disgusting
He doesn't like using toys either. Well, specifically for himself
If he feels like teasing you and edging you on, expect him to be using a vibrator on you and moving it around to get you moaning, but that's it really
If you're a easily-embarrassed or awkward and shy person, he'll definitely tease and mess with you when he's taking the lead
He's definitely had you doing things with him in the office and after you're finished you'll be like, "did... Did that really just happen?🧍‍♀️"
"Ranpo, the others are gonna be back any moment, please let's just finish at home.."
"Mmm, not a chance... Now, if you're so worried about it, you better start moving faster for me, sweet one.." he spoke, his hand on your ass as he straddled you on his lap as he sucked on a lollipop, his eyes were on yours. His other hand moved up your back and caressed your body.
How did you ever get dragged into this with him? Oh wait. It's Ranpo.
Ranpo loves face sitting
He'll eat you out like a unspoken religion, digging his teeth into your inner thighs just to hear your sweet noises as he knows he's doing good
He also loves it when you leave lipstick kisses all over him
YOU'LL LITERALLY MAKE HIM ALL NERVOUS AND BLUSHING. He'll be at a loss for words and start to ignore all eye contact
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REQUESTS - I am accepting any requests for any character for the following fandoms:
Bungo Stray Dogs, Genshin Impact, Danganronpa, Ninjago, Southpark, Obey Me, 7 Deadly Sins, Tokyo Revengers, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Death Note, Walking Dead, Demon Slayer, Assassination Classroom, Hunter X Hunter, Komi Can't Communicate, Diabolik Lovers and Doki Doki Literature Club
I will write any of the following: smut (all characters WILL be aged up), fluff, crack/joke, specific plot, angst, HC's, BL, GL
Do not expect me to write any of the following: intense gore scene, sexual themes that are disturbing to most people and anything that will get me banned for a specific and obvious reason.
I accept requests for any character from any of the fandoms I have named :)
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isawthismeme · 5 months ago
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