#and being slayed

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

In light of recent events

[dolliexii]

[palmonlink]

this was funnier in my head.

[gabichanwrites]

Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *stops weaving*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

[girlbloggen]

bunny shaped bread slice

[archiepelago]

You’re on a path—

Hey wait that’s not a princess.

[queen-of-disasters-stuff]

Me when someone asks me about my plans on 14th February:

[monobmp]

Trying to redesign my gijinka of Bill Cipher with 2 elements in mind: - Never show the face or any actual human facial elements - Do not use a regular suit and tie outfit

He keeps turning out too cunty than I want it to be

[nortess]

birth of venus except it sucks!

[nymph3ttie]

I want to be loved by an older man, not lusted over.

[erabu-san]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BOY EVER !!!

[wafflesex]

We now have all of Octatrio’s Unique Magic incantations! I translate them as follows:

Jade: “Don’t be scared. I only want to help you.”

Floyd: “This is a nice place, but how about I interrupt?”

Azul: “The song ceases, the sun sets. Show mercy upon this poor soul. Come, let’s make a deal!”

[divineandmajesticinone]

JACK & JOKER: U STEAL MY HEART! I EP. 2

[somewhereincairparavel]

Hear me out. Jason Grace would NOT understand meme culture or gen z jokes. Like. At all. This man is a dorky dad in a child's body.

Jason would just do a cool backflip or sumn and Piper would go "oh my gosh slayyy" and he'd get all serious and alert, draws his gladius and goes "Where's the monster I need to slay Piper? Where is it????"

Leo would call him a pookie bear, and Jason would be like "??? Frank's the bear" and "What is a pookie, it is a very peculiar sounding word" with the most adorable clueless puppy face ever.

Piper and Leo would be in TEARS.

Bc. Jason grace, the Son of Jupiter. Child of rome. Toppler of the black throne. Praetor of the twelfth legion. Slayer of krios. The golden celebrity of camp jupiter. Cold intimidating feral boy who most ppl even fear standing next to. Doesn't know what a pookie bear is.

Also, Jason would HATE HATE HATE the "womp womp" jokes (which Leo makes ALOT lmao) it's legit like the Bane of his existence.

Bc he doesn't get it? Like when Annabeth gives them all a very serious Architectural nerdy explanation about the exteriors of the new rome shrines, Leo would just go "womp womp" like so out of the blue.

Annabeth would be fucking furious, and Jason would be like super annoyed aswell bc. dude. What was the point of interrupting such a great nerdy yapping session, like, I was enjoying that. You killed the vibe.

(We all know it's canon that Jason and annabeth love yapping and geeking out in cursive together, so they BOTH hate the womp womp jokes with a burning passion BC IM TRYNA TALK HERE)

[girlbloggen]

via thesilenceofthefawns on ig

[watchfrog]

hiiiiiiii