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Mumbo consumed Grian's soul way back when and now he's building. It seemed to have had some lasting effects, huh? Yknow, besides the waffle
#this whole post is so goofy out of context#what are words#and before anyone starts#this is but a silly joke#obviously mumbos building has nothing to do with Grian#he's a builder in his own right. alright? alright#just making sure#scatterbrained rambles#hermitcraft mumbo#mumbo jumbo#grian#grian mc#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft grian
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I’m sorry but Onyx Storm is the worst book of the series so far - don’t get me wrong it wasn’t bad but it’s certainly not Fourth Wing or Iron Flame. There was no point in the book that I actually felt anything other than the hype of the book. Fourth Wing was exciting and heartbreaking and Iron Flame was a book I physically could not put down but this one? I could take it or leave it tbh.. Either I’m a complete genius and have the power of unlocking book plots or everything about the book was a predictable filler..
#thanks for coming to my ted talk#I’m actually really sad#I was so excited#I literally booked the day off work to read it#and I think if this was a book in any other series I’d have loved it#but I expect more from these books#because of how much I’ve loved the last two#and before anyone starts#I’m allowed a negative opinion about something#if you loved it then that’s amazing for you#I just personally didn’t#onyx storm spoilers
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Wait what happened on tik tok? /gen
nsfjshf it’s nothing serious it’s just some drama going around that everyone’s talking about and i luv drama so i wanted to ask ppl on here if they seen it so we could all gossip ab it
anywayyyy the gist is that there’s this rly big makeup content creator who has her own brand and everything and she stitched this smaller poc’s video of how she does her makeup and was rly condescending about how she “used too much product” even tho she dm’d the girl and was like “i love ur video and was hoping i could repost it” and the creator said yes thinking it would be a positive review from the way she worded it. ANYWAY it’s just a bit wild bc the big creator literally did this challenge where she tried this white blonde creator’s makeup technique where she like uses deadass half the bottle of foundation and she was complimenting the technique and how it was flawless on the girl etc and yea the double standard has everyone mad rightfully
#and before anyone starts#‘it’s not that deep not everything is about race’#it is tho.#poc content creators get a fraction of the opportunities and support and overall space in social media#but on top of that#they always get criticized for things white people are able to turn into their brands#that white girl’s entire brand on her page is being known as the girl that wears half a bottle of foundation and makes it work#she grew millions of followers like that#and then a lil tiny page of a poc minding her business and putting on some color corrector that’s ‘too much’ is the one she decides#needs to be criticized#W I L D#anywayssss rant over LMAO i just hate bitches that mess w sweet poc that mind their business#i will pound u
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TUBBO FOUND RED BASE
#and before anyone starts#he found it due to Roiers bounty#he noticed Roier at a certain area on land#dug down there#found strip tunnels#and followed them#qsmp#qsmp liveblog
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taking the crumbs of venetian agna qel’a chewing biting gnashing on them until there aren’t even bones left and then spitting out. carnevale northern water tribe style
#id in alt text#plus lil zukkini kissini bonus bc this year carnival fell the day before valentine's day#aaand posting it at almost midnight so we get the Perfect meeting point of the two dates#not bc i drew everything in a rabid frenzy & finished it NOW#anyway venetian carnival in the nwt. hi. is this thing on can anyone hear me.#and when i start talking about the marriage to the sea ceremony- [gunshot]#ough i wish i had more time to draw more masks in sakha-venice fusion style but alas. only had time & brain space for the blorbos 😔#hope this is enough to send the Vision Wavelenghts#yue#sokka#katara#zuko#zukka#my art
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friday evening at the stardrop 🌟🍻
i started working on this march 22nd then forgot about it
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i was too lazy to make sims of half of them but u get the picture lol
ik the ass trio are usually in the next room but i wanted to include them anyways
#ts4#sims 4#stardew valley#sdv#my friend and i have been playing so much switch 1.6#i'm almost finished this semester!!! and i have no exams 😎#i'll be off for 6 weeks#wahooo#edits#my wisdom tooth is coming up and i'm in agonyyyy#byee goodnight#oh crazy question: if i ever started doing these isometric rooms as commissions would anyone be interested?#lmk! i'm curious. ive seen other people do render comms before#would anyone like a little dollhouse room from me lol
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horror sub-genres: cannibal
#saying this before anyone says something#jennifer in jennifer's body only starts eating humans when she becomes a succubus so that doesn't count anymore cause its not human eating#-human its a demon eating a human#horror#horror movies#horroredit#cannibal horror#tw: blood#moviesedit#filmedit#cinema#horror cinema#horror aesthetic#*mine*#we are what we are#parents#ravenous#raw#bone tomahawk#fresh#bones and all#wrong turn#cannibal ferox#the texas chainsaw massacre#the people under the stairs#motel hell#broil#the hills have eyes#cannibal the musical#the silence of the lambs
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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:
-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there
-Hasn't died from anything yet
-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe
-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either
Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).
#svsss#bingqiu#bingyuan#shen yuan#luo binghe#pidw luo binghe#bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life#shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago#man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation#is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from#luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love#shen yuan: no the fuck you have not
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Fwoom (intimidatingly)
#fan art#artists on tumblr#star wars fanart#star wars: the clone wars#darth maul#Crimson Dawn#ganglord Maul#My friends that tag is canon#what a time to be alive#Maul’s true calling is to scare hundreds of other scary people into some kind of order b/c it’s just more convenient for him personally#And then throw a secret fit about no one being able to throw down with him properly (which would make anyone a bit blue surely)#And then remember Kenobi exists and have another less subtle fit re: the injustice of being unable to immediately DeStroy the Kenobi#Before settling back into being terrifyingly snobbishly competent starting with making himself a cup of SPOICY tea#Like an aggrieved Victorian socialite
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HELLLOOOOO CHAT !! this is my formal apology for not posting art for like.. 3 ish months... school is actual ass and my art and motivation has suffered because of it,,,, however my artstyle continues to change every other week which is always fun
here is a funky shuichi painting i literally just finished!! (THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A RENDERING STUDY. I SPENT 7 HRS ON IT INSTEAD.) i hope you lot enjoy :3
#another post is incoming about asks and art asks#look out for it#shuichi saihara#danganronpa v3#drv3 art#my art#i figured out how to draw shuichis hair. this is big news.#guys i dont think ive ever rendered something like this before im so shocked by my own ability#danganronpa#MORE. ART. SOON.#im going to force myself to post things more often#its been so long ive got posting anxiety now oh goodness#i do NOT permit use for AI#i swear ill start crying#ps i might be starting commissions soon... if anyones interested... look out for a post sometime...
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where are my sweaty girls at? the girls who get a little hot and their armpits are already soaked. the girls who spend five minutes in the sun and they're already slightly red. the girls who drop sweat while they're fucking your brains out, or getting their brains fucked out. the girls who have a shine and a sheen on their skin like they're made of pure silk and desire. the girls who sweat a lot, and they stink, and it's the most heavenly smell you could ever find. I crave the salt, let me drink you in.
#musk kink#musk posting#i don't get stinky ever since i started E#i just smell faintly like baked bread now#my beef says they like it#but i think its a lil weird#and before anyone asks no i do not have a yeast infection
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I've seen a few posts about women and pants now and many of them are very good, and not to nitpick those posts or downplay religious sexism or anything, but I have to emphasise:
Somebody who DOESN'T live in a controlling religious country/cult/family is also affected by sexism. We all know that, right? Secular parts of the first world also have opinions about how women dress, including when it comes to trousers, especially in childhood and in institutions like schools and the workplace
Me and many people my age (20s) remember being forced into skirts, punished and shamed by parents & teachers & peers & possibly then bosses about what we wear not being feminine enough, and it wasn't by deeply religious sects. Many updates to dress codes are very new and sexist views are still in place in many institutions. Normalised societal misogyny wants women (and people they want to treat as women) to dress femininely, down to what KIND of pants they're allowed to wear (compare a pink top and jeggings to mens jeans and tell me these two women are treated the same. Hating women in pantsuits is still a sexist office joke today, and even those outfits are feminine compared to male suits, which raise eyebrows when worn by women). The women I know who wear trousers regularly are literally otherwise feminine, and all wear dresses to events.
I know trousers have become much more normalised over the past few decades in secular society (yay!! the result of many many years of effort and lawbreaking) but let's not be absolute when we talk about the pants concept lol. Especially within a larger conversation about female/transmasc/intersex/transfem masculinity and social perceptions, especially in an age of rising fascism
#you know. misogyny?#transandrophobia#you're telling me only muslims and christians experience pants based sexism. in front of my salad?#i did not have screaming arguments with my nonbeliever non church attendee parents in the 2000s to have you lot --#sexism is Not strange or rare or fringe#pretend me wearing pants from then on was societally allowed. i got a talking to at school about pants.#i was scared i would have to wear a skirt at high school in the 2010s. thankfully the one i went to was more progressive#getting clocked as the only 'girl' in class wearing trousers without at leasts wearing a skirt over it#having older female AND male relatives pick up on the lack of a skirt/dress at events#yes some people think it's normal. and some people think being gay is normal. and some people dgaf if you're foreign or whatev#but existing some ways means you have certain experiences and there are certain risks hanging over you lol#just making this post bc some of you live in some extremely progressive USA city and have forgotten normal people exist /lighthearted#mum still shows me a polka dot dress i used to wear as a baby and asks me why i don't wear dresses. some dumb dress shes kept for 20 years#she wears trousers and dungarees sometimes. but that's the thing#pants are a temporary allowance. if that's all you wear then they hate that. you have to be Feminine when they demand#your wardrobe still carries sexist necessities before people start to look at you funny#if i went to an event like a wedding in a suit people would talk (closeted to most ppl irl)#anyway.#sending telepathic strength to anyone surrounded by so called progressives who have opinions on how they dress 👉👁️👁️👈
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A lot of you underestimate how prevalent British bias is not only in F1 but across sports generally, and even in other industries.
Max saying he has the wrong passport in the paddock is an accurate statement. Do you think he, Seb, or Michael would've been half as vilified by the British media if they had a British passport instead? Would Fernando? Do you think Yuki would get half as much shit about his radio "conduct" if he was British? Because it's the British commentators who consistently have issues with it, and say shit like it's "unbecoming" for a driver to speak that way, ignoring that 1 it's not his first language and 2 IT WAS ENGLISH PEOPLE HE LEARNT THAT LANGUAGE FROM. Sometimes people misspeak, but Yuki has always taken accountability and apologised if he has and if he caused harm. Martin Brundle did not get nearly as much backlash from the media when he misspoke and called an Asian driver a slur while commentating. He also never apologised for it.
Alex, one of the four Brits on the grid but who drives under the Thai flag, has said that the commentators only call him British born when he does well. He was completely excluded from the Silverstone publicity about the home crowd heroes, whereas George, Lewis & Lando were heralded, not only on race weekend, but for weeks leading up to it.
Alex's statement also reminded me of this Richard Harris quote, "When I'm in trouble, I'm an Irishman. When I turn in a good performance, I'm an Englishman." Genuinely, if I took a shot every time a British organisation/person claimed a talented Irish person was actually a Brit, I'd have died from alcohol poisoning years ago.
Hell, I see George wearing the poppy pin this weekend in the lead up to remembrance Sunday. Do you know the amount of shit James McClean gets every year because he refuses to wear one? And he has very valid reasons for choosing not to wear it, yet he's torn to shreds every year by not only random people on the Internet or on the streets but by commentators and the media too.
Because of how this sport became mainstream and because no one challenged Bernie Eccleston's monopoly on broadcasting rights back in the day (people were given the opportunity to buy a share of the broadcasting rights; the idiots said no), this sport has prioritised the British voice/perspective for decades. I know the other broadcasts are just as biased for their home team/drivers, but the British one is the biggest one, as it's the main broadcast for better and more often for the worst. It's the broadcast with the most reach and influence. Their bias has to be challenged eventually if this sport ever hopes to properly expand and grow. The British bias is so difficult to miss once you start noticing it.
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#brazilian grand prix#brazilian gp 2024#like europe is still classist as fuck#f1 reminds the world of that consistently#also idiots is a direct quote from someone who refused the deal re: broadcasting rights and regretted it big time#before anyone comes at me lmao#edit because i forgot: the British commentators used to say seb was only winning because of Newey's (a brit) designs#which Adrian has called out because they started using the same rhetoric with Max#and Adrian (+ his wife) have vocally criticised the british bias#also: adrian newey design 🤝 rb golden boy = lethal combination#because if it was just the designs as the British media claimed... why didn't their teammates have equal success with the same design?#but i digress#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#alex albon#yuki tsunoda#michael schumacher#only tagging drivers i explicitly mentioned but theres many more examples
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I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)
why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!
and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.
And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!
And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!
#they would probably be exposed in the funniest way possible#imagine someone brought an artifact to an inter-sect gathering#that started#idk#a marriage hunt or something for whoever it gets put on#and the person who brought it wants to embarrass the cang qiong sect#so they put it on Shen Qingqiu obvi#they start their dramatic villain monolog as the artifact streets to activate#and then fizzled out?#everyone would look in confusion before Shen Qingqiu takes off the artifact#and hands it over to Wei Qingwei to seal away#“what? this can't be” the negative iq cannon fodder would say#“The only way the artifact would fail is if you were already marr-” then Shang Qinghua stabs them in the throat#then everyone would be all#You're married?!!??#And you never told anyone??!!!??!#Is your husband Yue Qingyuan??!#Or Liu Qingge?!!!??#And then Shen Qingqiu would have to say that it's the blood covered fucker over there#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#cumplane#blorbo#ily shang qinghua 💞#writing prompt#fanfiction#suggestive
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press A
#i started drawing this before i played the game so it isnt even a spoiler but. LOL#totk spoilers#just so i dont anger anyone#this will be a print at a con this summer wooooo!#ill prolly post details abt that later#anyway. this took an unreasonable amt of time to finish#zelink#legend of zelda#zelda#consistency? i don’t know her#tears of the kingdom#totk
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Max and P arriving in Miami, May 2nd
#my post#max verstappen#miami24#dad max#IM SOOOOOOO#SO UNWELL OVER THESE#A PAPA#HE'S SOFT AND BIG AND STUDY AND SAFE#(she has a dad he's not her dad bla bla bla before anyone starts)
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