#and before anyone asks: no

[transjinako]

Girl you cant be yuri nosebleeding over the pirate who may or may not be kidnapping you

[theerurishipper]

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First <- Part 18 <- Part 19 -> Part 20

Masterpost

[atomikats]

more fem law, it’s out of my system now i promise

[jojosaur]

Day - 7

[thewisestdino]

Just hit the most devious lick

[racingliners]

In a very important home life update: we got a high vis vest for one of our chickens

They apparently have a great unintended use of stopping hens from getting bullied, so we got one to try it out since the above hen gets excessively picked on by the others (we don't really know why).

Shout put to the wonderful @gingervivilou who told me about it!!

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[magicicephoenix]

They locked me in a room a rubber room

You don’t want to go in time out, do you?

(context)

[hey-howsitgoin]

So I've had this joke in my head for a couple months (at least), but hadn't found the right spot to make it. Today it is complete.

A hole in my jeans?

Hmm? What's this?

A Patchypus?

REPAIRRY THE PATCHYPUS!!!?!!!

[badwaves]

this took longer than i thought it would because i got really carried away but as promised: fiddleford small naturals

[the-phantom-peach]

give me more tall hylia interpretation and my life is yours eitbturbfbgh

I have a colored piece! TALL WOMEN YEEEAAAAHHH 💥💥🛐💥💥🛐

[weirdplutoprince]

bunny comic

[missholoska]

soriel week 2024 day 1: together! 💜💙

[secretly-a-trekkie]

mid crisis but here's firefighter AU despite 75% of the firefighters i know being absolute douchebags

[puppy-wife]

where are my sweaty girls at? the girls who get a little hot and their armpits are already soaked. the girls who spend five minutes in the sun and they're already slightly red. the girls who drop sweat while they're fucking your brains out, or getting their brains fucked out. the girls who have a shine and a sheen on their skin like they're made of pure silk and desire. the girls who sweat a lot, and they stink, and it's the most heavenly smell you could ever find. I crave the salt, let me drink you in.