#and badass like

[feiramie]

oh what the fuck. take me back. give me jayce back when he wasn’t cool at all or please PLEASE fix him so him and viktor can get back together (arcane doesn’t know what a happy ending is so we screwed), I wish I never met isha-thanks for making her my fav and then doing that, at this point I wish jinx was never born to spare her the grief because girl I am so sorry.

we got the sisters being sisterly which is great. let’s see how long that lasts

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[haveihitanerve]

I have this idea/theory that like when Bruce was just starting out, early twenties, “im going to make a difference!” batman, he was like known, somewhat, by at least most of the crinimals, oh some dude dressed as a bat beat up larry the other day? Hm. skill issue. Type of thing..

And then one night, theres a goon on patrol for some little operation. A more… violent goon lets say. And Bruce lands in front of him, cape billowing, white eyes narrowed, and the goon is like “shiii he does look pretty cool. Fuck ‘im tho.” and he does what any other goon would do, he pulls out his gun and fires. Once. Twice. Three times. 

He sees the bullets make contact. Watches as they hit the suit. Go through it. Because this is still prototype four or five, its not fully kevlar, atp its still basically just cloth with some armor in certain places. 

The goon can see blood circles forming where the bullets hit. Blood drips to the floor. But Bruce? Bruce keeps on walking towards him, not a limp or waver in his step. Because its Gotham. Because if he wasn't willing and prepared to get shot at he should've picked a different city. 

And thats when The Bat becomes infamous. Because what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck he just keeps coming- i shot him three times-!

And years later, when Dick is on clean up duty as punishment for some elaborate stunt he pulled, organizing old files and plugging them into the batcomputer, he finds the file. And holy shit. Thats- actually kinda cool…

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

…So about that leg pouch

[ditzybat]

tim: nah man, i stay away from drugs, last time i touched that stuff i killed someone

jason: you… killed someone?

tim: i mean, she was resuscitated after and definitely set it up so i would kill her (i think), but you know it’s the principle of the matter right?

jason: that’s an original experience i fear

[chloesimaginationthings]

Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was talking to a coworker recently and offhandedly said I wasn’t exactly competent at a lot of things. He reared back in obvious visceral disagreement that made me stop midsentence.

“What do you mean you’re not competent?”

“I guess I mean compared to the people I’m surrounded by? I’m not very handy, I guess.”

He looked baffled.

I tried to illuminate with a story. So at the sex shop we needed to vacuum every night, right? But one time after my days off I could tell the carpets hadn’t been vacuumed since I last saw them. I asked the other girls why not. It turned out that the screw that held the handle on the vacuum had been stripped and it wouldn’t stay in. Why was that down to a single screw? Bad design.

So any attempt to vacuum meant the handle just popped off when the screw jumped ship. I looked over the vacuum. I found a junk drawer. I found the biggest screw I could that still fit in the hole wrapped it in tape to bulk it out. Then I shoved/screwed it in place. Then I duct taped the opening so that fucker couldn’t pop out. Voila, a working handle.

The other girls were utterly delighted that I’d fixed the vacuum but I was painfully aware that my solution was neither elegant nor long term.

My coworker listened. Finally he said, “I think being competent just means you have the ability to learn a skill you lack, and you can do that. Your solution worked, and you were the one that tried to fix the problem.”

I digested that and agreed, but admitted any new skill learned would prompt me to be a huge baby about it.

[birdy-babe]

I’m gonna miss you most, Eldritch Stolas

[datcravat]

In the name of Hades, I'll punish you!

[juicegremlin]

they're so "sisters pitted against each other by their manipulative father who bond over how majorly he sucked ass after he's gone"

[that1notetaker]

Au where neither of them are gods. The lamb dies first over slow poison, and Narinder fights for Death's title so they can meet again. Funny thing is that The lamb has been fighting for the Life's Title from beyond the veil with the same intention, unknowingly making it so they physically cannot be in each other's presence. They still find ways to make it work out by the end.

[hellsitegenetics]

okay so i'm looking for another project and i'm lacking some creative inspiration so here goes.... whatever organism BLAST says my ask is, i will try and make out of clay!!! hopefully no super thin parts or really tall but if that's what the BLAST gods deem appropriate, oh well.

ALSO i love this blog so much !!!! thank you for sparking joy on this hellsite <333333

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[luminousstardust]

this staging has me gnawing at my enclosure because being possessed and standing against your party in general sucks but BEING PHYSICALLY SEPARATED FROM THEM????? THE WEB IN THE BACKGROUND AND AIMEE IN THE CENTER???????

[lingrimmart]

G: I have a Tiefling chracter now too (to DnD with friends)!

Human: So, what's your name, Tiefling?

Tiefling: Matches.

Human: Matches? Like the wooden sticks with the fiery tip?

Tiefling: Yup, that’s the one. Let’s not make a big deal out of it. It’s just a name.

Human: The name’s fine, just thought it’d be something more… infernal. Like Malethos or something.

Tiefling: /sigh/ My mom said I could pick any name I wanted. She believed it would bring me luck. Her name was "Hope," and I just loved that stupid box of matches and played with them all the time. You know what happened next? Well, she's dead and I’m not, and it seems this name matched me after all. Now let's go and loot this place already, all right?

[mythic-vortex]

I had the idea of Pearl yoinking some of Marie’s summerfest drip and BOY DOES SHE LOOK SO EMINEM CODED

[dimensionzero]

miles booking it through the spiderverse HQ with approximately a million spidermen after his ass like my guy. you can turn invisible