#and backs away slowly

[defiedfate]

Vesper was originally the daughter of a well-to-do family within the city of Baldur's Gate some centuries ago. Her mother was lured and killed by Cazador before his minion returned for the daughter as well.

Unlike her mother, Vesper chose Cazador of her own free will and became a favorite spawn once he turned her.

When she was a child, after the loss of her parents, Vesper was sheltered and sequestered much by family members intent on using her for her fortune. And, though she chose Cazador's "gift" willingly, she ultimately traded one gilded cage for another as he kept her in much the same fashion.

Though she did not meet any of Cazador's other spawn formally, she would see them coming and going and became quite envious of their perceived freedom.

Vesper was rumored to be Cazador's "wife", though they never formally married in any way, shape, or form. They weren't even romantically involved, though they were very much entangled sexually.

Vesper is a unique spawn for Cazador as she is not fodder kept in the holding cells, she is not a lure for a honey pot trap, and she is not marked with any sigils like Astarion. She is a bride.

[emprcaesar]

[sellenite]

Imagine giving him a handjob for the first time and he’s soooo sensitive. He’s trying so hard to stay quiet and not move because he’s so embarrassed, but his cock is leaking so much.

And your fist feels so good wrapped around him.

You bring your hand up to his tip and squeeze him a little tighter, and it’s completely involuntary how he arches up into your touch and lets out a throaty groan.

And the high points of his cheeks are pink because he can’t believe he just let that sound out, but he can’t stop the whines now because his head feels so light and you’re pumping his cock even faster.

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[wilkoakdraws]

Two guys learn to communicate over 5 seasons

or, the jmart triptych. Bonus under the cut:

they deserve all the hugs and so does every tma fan

[iizuumi]

Side effects of wearing your sentient Kaiju suit too often ,,,,

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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[dollya-robinprotector]

In the light of recent update with some new clothes and the new very beautiful angel wings, of course I have to sum it up with my children

No child of mine should be wearing anything less than extravagant, even if they're an orphan in a r*pe game and not FFXIV

Ahhh~ The joy of drawing feathered wings~~

[trillgutterbug]

[paul and heather, get back ep 3]

[pixlokita]

Something something glitchtrapped Greg meets Cassie and is excited to do crimes with his bestie

[coffeenonsense]

Okay okay hear me out:

The only two reasonable explanations for why Desire did not try and fuck around with hob gadling while dream was in the fishbowl are either:

1. Desire doesn't know who hob is, which, considering hob & dream's six centuries of slowburn centennial dating and Desire periodically checking up on dream so they can enact Plans Of A Devious Nature, seems unlikely

OR

2. Other supernatural/eldritch/indescribable beings have Tried It before with Hob Gadling and Dream's response was so intensely, catastrophically horrifying that everyone, including Desire, knows to leave the weird immortal English man to his business. Yeah, they know he's Just A Guy. Yes, he is, in fact, pathetically, almost insultingly easy to kidnap or hurt or ransom or what have you. DO NOT.

[indigopoptart]

a laughingstock a day keeps the doctor away

[morbidpaintz]

i don't think that gamergirl michael post will ever die at this rate, i'm so glad such a silly concept reached so many and gave a good laugh, thank you for the constant love on it. i see you freaks that keep returning to it and asking for more- i'm on it now that i have the resources again o7

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Durge: Hey, slut waffle! Get over here and unlock this chest for me!

Astarion: Give me a moment, you tetchy dick goblin!

Gale: I sense a lovers' quarrel is at hand. What happened? Astarion get a bit too nibbly during your last tryst?

Astarion: The fuck! What in the hells gave you that idea?

Gale: Um...well, your vulgar banter, for one thing.

Durge: We're trying out pet names.

Astarion: Honestly, Gale, it's like you've never been in love before.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

[t00thpasteface]

how it feels to get a good grade in fiction analysis (people are saying nice things about my manic yapping on tungle dot hell)

[casualavocados]

#he doesn't want to fight with you ai di, he wants to Kiss🙄💘🥺

Nat Chen as CHEN YI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[lilithofpenandbook]

Something I can't stop thinking about is that Snape began the series being perfectly okay

He was actually at his best. He'd spent ten whole years in Hogwarts without the Marauders and before Harry Potter walked in.

Of course it wouldn't have been easy for him to adjust, but he did. And I just can't help but think of those first months where the other teachers got to know him, and got to realise that this boy needed them, needed their help, and took care of him. I can't help but think of how they promised him that it's okay, it's over, everyone's safe and he's not what he thinks he is. He's okay.

Like, for ten years he would have been happy. He had friends. He had a job. He had a home. Hogwarts was his home.

And then Harry Potter came and everything went wrong.

Can you imagine, him seeing Harry's face for the first time? After so many years of actually being content and happy, suddenly he sees James Potter's face, Lily Evans' eyes. Suddenly he's reminded of Voldemort who will return now, and now he's got a ticking clock, a countdown warning him that that's it, time's up, everything you've built in these ten years are soon going to break. And then come the events of the first and second year. Okay, so they're chaotic and stressful, but it's fine, they're all stressed, they're all in this together.

Then it's Harry's third year.

And that's when everything falls apart.

Remus Lupin, one of his abusers and a serious gaslight, is here in the job he wanted, and acting like everything's fine between them while simultaneously disrespecting him and forgetting to take the potion and being a huge risk to them all. Sirius Black, one of the two main abusers, is on the loose. And no one is ever gonna believe him about Lupin, are they? Suddenly it's Lupin's home. Lupin's safe space. But what about Snape? Do the past 13 years mean nothing? It seems so. And in the end, he has a complete breakdown because it's all coming down.

Then comes the goblet of fire. Okay, normal, right? But then there's moody. And there's the visiting schools. And then there's Kararoff who will not leave him alone! And then...

And then Harry Potter comes with the dead body of a teenage boy, crying and screaming that Voldemort's back.

And now Snape knows that time is up and things only get worse. Everything happens after that, from spying to dealing with that wretched Umbridge who's trying to destroy the school.

And then...

And then he has to kill Dumbledore.

And that when it all ends.

All he built in the past 16 years....

All the promises that they'd never leave him...

That they'd always look after him...

That they know he's not that person he used to be...

That everything will be okay because he has them to look after him...

They mean nothing now.

He's not okay anymore.