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#enstars#niki shiina#bean art#fast gif cw#physically only able to animate: eating#being silly on the computer#and arson
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Guys my sister drew this should I be concerned
#his name is mr potato bug#his wife framed him for murder#and arson#and tax evasion#how the fuck do you frame someone for tax evasion#shitpost#i love my sister#she’s so silly
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hey guys just wanted to let you know that i hate all minecraft youtubers. it's not my fault, i'm just an evil clone
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reblog this if you hate reblog bait <3
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cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero
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FNAF teen Michael tries to cheer up teen Vanny,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#michael afton#fnaf 4#security breach#ITS BEEN A HOT SECOND since I’ve last drawn these two!!#I love drawing the teen vers of them#I think they would get along on the fact they both have shitty dads#and the best way to cope as an angsty teen#is committing some arson 🩵#they deserve it I think
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Plan their murder for months in my basement and put their house on fire, trap them inside and make it look like suicide?
me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?
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commit tax fraud and/or evasion
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the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3
#m#maia arson crimew#thank you for an important addition to my inner monologue#i am having a really horrible no good very bad day.#but i stay silly :3
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can us immortal aces buy a giant Dracula style castle and haunt the allos with tales of garlic bread, dragon loving, and arson committing?
I've heard that dying a virgin is considered sad / pathetic so taking that into account I have decided to not die
#ace#asexual#acespec#btw there is nothing wrong with dying a virgin#whether you're asexual or not#shitpost#aromanitc#dracula#garlic bread#god i love dragons#and arson#i wonder if those are connected
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maia arson crimew
Gender: Non binary (it/she)
Sexuality: Bisexual / lesbian / queer
DOB: 7 August 1999
Ethnicity: White - Swiss
Occupation: Computer developer, computer hacker, entrepreneur, activist
Note 1: Known for leaking source code and other data from companies such as Intel and Nissan, and for discovering a 2019 copy of the United States government's No Fly List on an unsecured CommuteAir server.
Note 2: Is autistic
#maia arson crimew#nb#transfemme#nonbinary#lgbt#lgbtq#bisexuality#lesbianism#queerness#non binary#lesbian#bisexual#queer#1999#white#swiss#computer scientist#hacker#developer#Computer developer#entrepreneur#activist#neurodivergent#autistic#disabled#neopronouns#popular#popular post#1000#viral
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I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."
Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.
Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.
Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.
But they were, in fact, doing a crime.
#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#mehrak#I still can't get over how Kaveh is friends with the chief of police#and living with the former Acting Grand Sage#and Tighnari had to completely hide Karkata's existence with ARSON to get rid of the evidence#but everyone in the entirety of Sumeru just said#ya know#let's let Kaveh have this one#and no one blinks an eye at Mehrak#who is obviously capable of reasoning and rational thought at this point#Light of Kshahrewar is truly the favorite#everyone in Sumeru has one exception#and that exception is Kaveh#let's be real#the reason no one is saying shit about Mehrak#is no one wants to deal with Scribe “I overthrow the government when people displease me” Alhaitham#bro really said “Upset Kaveh at your own peril”#“Only I'M allowed to upset him”#the last people who made Kaveh sad have been sentenced to living in caves and subsisting off mushrooms for the rest of their lives#and this was seen as mercy on Alhaitham and Cyno's part
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it's summer soon
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I believe in you Hob :3
The amount I cackled when I first saw this!!!!!!!! Thank you for the incredible art Ev!!!! this is SO accurate 😂😂😂
@amielot 's horse girl au is important to me
#I'm screeching!!#hob you absolute insane madlad#we love you#instantly ready to commit horse theft#and arson#and several other felonies#man only worked at this circus for a week#tops#thats being GENEROUS#before he went totally rogue#horse girl au
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NEW ESSAY: anarchism starts in the now: hope for a better future
there is still time
cover art: @punkitt-is-here
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FNAF movie Vanessa gets advice from Michael Afton
#myart#chloesimagination#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#vanessa afton#william afton#springtrap#scraptrap#fnaf#sister location#fnaf 3#fnaf pizzeria simulator#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#Micheal has the best simple advice on how to deal with William#arson……#Vanessa will be taking this advice to heart
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