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#me because my bosses arent assholes and i get to actually try at work without feeling like im being taken advantage of#m
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#my opinion: as long as you arent bothering other people with the smell it doesnt matter imo.#but if you combust flower in a crowded area you're kind of an asshole. lots of people dont like that smell reasonably so#it can give people migraines and shit. if you simply must then use a cart or dry herb vape or dab pen#or even better: plan ahead and take an edible so you dont have to go through any of this
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the thing that sets apart hua cheng from most other devotee/worshipper-type relationships in other media is that hua cheng would actually throw himself on his knees and crawl across the floor if xie lian wanted to, he would demean himself without shame because shame comes from the perception that you have done something wrong or foolish in another's eyes, and hua cheng would never see his god's will as either, nor care for anyone's else's opinion
#i was so happy when i read tgcf because this is what i mean when i want hopelessly devoted love interests#too many of these (dark) fantasy male love interests dont even treat her with basic respect#like what do you MEAN they drag her around and demean her#theyre often assholes at best and abusers at worst#there is no devotion or worshipping to be found#''he would kill for her'' but would he make peace with his enemies for her?? would he SAVE his enemies for her??#hua cheng would#hua cheng also wouldnt dream of ordering xie lian around#he told xie lian once not to get involved with the wind and water master but when xie lian did that anyone#all he said was ''thats okay baby i told you before: just do what you want to do ill be here for you either way<3''#he only intervenes more forcefully for xie lian's protection and he clearly HATES doing that#sorry for the vent but im tired of seeing the worshipper trope done so badly!!#where are the statues!! the murals!! the devouring need to be with them!! why arent these men on their knees!!!#hua cheng#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#hualian
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all right let's do this again. like this post to receive a boop :)
#edit: okay i've been at this for twenty minutes and have decompressed now. gonna read a book but will try to boop others later#if i don't get to u i'm sorry. i'm a sham.#if it blows up like last time i will not get to everybody but i am Wildly Overstimulated after driving around a bunch of assholes#and i need 2 decompress. give me buttons to push loves.#tumblr#halloween#ETA: I DONT THINK I CAN BOOP YOU IF YOU ARENT OPTED IN... HIT START....
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Said this multiple times but people have got to stop babying scout so much that is a grown ass man with ball hair
#or like teenifying scout. guys hes 26 you can be fully grown and an asshole#those arent mutually exclusive#smub talks#tf2
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Welcome one and all to my version of the party's loopified designs, featuring my many broken bones and blood stains I especially put into Odile who I tackled second unlike the alphabetical order that I have presented here! I'll have in-depth discussions on each designs and matching practice portraits under the cut but before that-
Siffrin 'barely taller than a preteen' no middle name no last name Loop is still barely taller than a preteen but now that preteen can claim fire to their height!
Alphabetical order GO!
Bonnie, who I've been calling Bonfire (which if that ends up being their name I can imagine Bonnie calling them 'Fire' while they call Bonnie 'Face' to match), was the last of my designs because frankly I knew from the start what their design was going to take influence from and also knew I was going to draw fire :P They were based on bonfires (of course) and also specifically the Burning Man effigies just for a humanoid figure, plus being a chef cooker and a campfire and also a very heated expressive person.
Their flames are hot but not actual wood burning so the Favour Tree (and Mirabelle in the height chart) are not at risk of combusting, they're just incredibly bright-
Isabeau my first design, with influences from @basilpaste 's Lock (with a dressform body) and @nullapophenia 's original version of Husk (the faceless identityless sketch), I have combined them both to make a mannequin it/its loopified design that finally gets to be capital T Tall all for the low low price of being Changed against its will and suffering another bout of body dysphoria that it can't fix anymore :) :) :) When I was referencing mannequins I actually noticed how long their legs actually were let alone how they were perma-stuck in that Barbie-like highheel pose and thought why don't I just curse Isa with something he previously wanted :P
Something something Isabeau actively Changed not only his body but his personality to become someone he wouldn't be ashamed of, yada yada Loopsabeau is back to hating itself and has started to become a person it despises to match (also like a mannequin it's head and arms are technically painlessly removeable :P)
Third in order and third in design is Mirabelle, who technically is the only loopified design with technically hair and clothes, but the hair are the tangled roots of the Favour Tree and the clothes are like the carved hardstone statues of religious figures :P Initially my Idea for Mirabelle was to make her kinda like her statue, with the wonky expression of someone who made it without much mastery over details, not to pit anything against Mira, no, no. Thought about maybe abstract statue design but I couldn't find a version I liked but I did always imagine her statue being weathered in some way, there was a reason why I saved her for third I couldn't pick what I wanted. But then I remembered the broken Change God statues, thought about the 'blessing' that ended up being a curse, and then thought about overgrown weathering and gave her the roots.
I actually looked up Black hairstyles and mostly wondered what specific hair texture Mirabelle had (she wears it in a fro of course, but she has flyaways that aren't coils, but she described her own hair as kinky and :P) so that if I were to mimic hair with tree roots I can get an appropriate matching hairstyle (settled on megatwists). Hah, if Mira has 4C hair, considering how long her hair actually looks, if she to wear her hair in twists she might actually have elbow length hair :P
I spent 8 non-consecutive hours on Odile can you tell? Can you see my hands bleeding my wrist breaking my eyes drooping? Yeah so Odile was again, my second design and it took me a week to recover, and she's a combination of gem and mirror suit with all the little fragments floating around her the 'diamonds' that represent all her family members party plus the ones she originally had in sets of 2. I also put geodes where parts of her body have broken off (inspired by how when the King strikes she can't move, plus also being a glass canon) where when I was actually drawing those geodes that they kinda use the Change symbol?
Circle within a circle within a circle, regardless of how wiggly it is, and at the centre is a cluster of crystals. That was an accidental reference to Odile's mixed heritage but hoo boy what a connection! Her missing pieces are a combination of 'being too old for this' fragility and also 'i didn't want to render more mirrors sue me'
Anyway I am going to put my wrist in a cast and imagine loopified party members with their pre-wish counterparts :P
#bonnie#bonnie isat#isabeau#isabeau isat#mirabelle#mirabelle chevalier#mirabelle isat#odile#odile isat#loop#loop isat#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#fanart#i saw someone mention in the tags of my previous isat post talking about the mirabelle chevalier tag#as soon as my grubby little broken mitts grab hold of either a physical or digital copy of the isat artbook#which as has been said by insertdisc5 include the last names of the characters (at least the ones that remember them)#i will not only continue using chevalier but also everyone else's last names in tags#replacing... one of the other character tags#a lot of my thoughts on the designs have been already said#but me and the same isat friends have some thoughts on how the loopified versions interact with their old selves#mirabelle is the nicest but may snap every so often in a 'arent you tired of being kind dont you want to go apeshit' kinda way#isabeau is a bitter jealous asshole who's regressed to being unkind thanks to not having the body it worked so hard to make once#odile is a little cold when talking to herself since pleasantries take too much time plus her 'i will do awful things [for da fam]' ways#and bonnie is bonnie so they're angry and pissed and sad they won't see their nille again but also they and bonnie are friends in the loop#speaking as someone who at bonnie's age didn't really have friends um whether or not i'm projecting i think fire and face can be besties#please enjoy these designs my kitten scratched me so hard i needed a bandaid for the price of angst and i think that's fitting#do i have an attached au to these designs? no. do i want one? maybe maybe i guess there's only so many ways to have an [x] loops au
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The young justice and danny
The young justice were annoyed at the JL for not giving them a proper chance to prove themselves
Their claim that supergirls "too immature" that conner needed to "gain better control over his powers" was BS and their claim that megan needed "more experience" it was all BS
ESPECIALLY SINCE THAY WONT TRAIN THEM
So they decided to go to the watch tower and refuse to leave until they tell them how to get into the JL
Was it immature? Yes but they were tired of their "excuses"
So they spend the next 2 and a half hours harassing different JL members until one of them gave them a way to proove themselves
After a while wonder woman gets a beautiful idea
She tells them to follow her
They arive at a training room to see superman and a black haired teenager
The young justice were immediately pissed, why did this nobody get proper training
So when wonder woman said that if they manager to beat this kid in a sparring match to become official JL members thay were exited
They were even more excited when she said they could all attack at once
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Supergirl woke up in the watchtower medbay, surrounded by other young justice members, confused tired and in pain
Thats when wonder woman and the kid from earlier walked in, smirking
:hey there, i think we got off on the wrong foot, I'm danny 15 year old prince of the infinet realms
#danny phantom#fic prompt#daily prompt#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#funny#dc#wonder woman#young justice#young justice are annoyed they arent full members#danny is a full JL member dispite his age#he proved himself mannnnyyyy times#young justice are kinda assholes
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look i just think if you claim to be a chainsaw man/fujimoto enjoyer while calling everyone who has an incest kink a disgusting freak who's dangerous and needs to be quarantined you probably shouldnt call yourself a fujimoto enjoyer. im not saying you have to have an incest kink to like chainsaw man or fujimoto, or even approve of it, but you certainly cant be one if you think having an incest kink at all is inherently gross and makes you a potential predator or some shit. yes i am @ ing most of chainsaw man twitter i see you assholes copying or enjoying many of my takes and even posting them to twitter while terrorizing csa survivors who have locked accounts on which they post cope art lmfao you're all ghouls
#eli talks#i have an account there i just use to silently observe and i see you assholes#ive seen my posts and takes being reposted there by people who know full well i have an incest kink#and who on twitter would probably use this to vague about me or do a callout but bc their mutuals arent there like my tumblr posts#if you're scared of repercussions it's one thing but it's another to join harassment campaigns knowing full well you like my stuff here#cowards.
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maybe i'm a bitch but if i hear you go out of your way to judge someone's weight, i immediately lose trust in you & will probably forever find you a little unbearable . yes also the little floating bar over my head will start reading [hostile]. this is natural and u caused it.
#IF you do the therapy to stop being an asshole and make a POINT of being like#''i used to be a jerk about this but now i'm not''#..... we can reevaluate ....#btw i hope this doesn't need explanation and everyone can be normal on this post#and not be like#what if i am a DOCTOR and i was aSKED#like we all know what i'm referring to here#you're like in target and lizzo is playing in the background and they're like#DID YOU NOTICE THAT LIZZO IS FAT?#or ur on instagram and like some dude's comment is like#NICE ART BUT WHY ARENT YOU THIN#like .... okay we get it. we get it . go to sleep . go to therapy. bye.#ALSO BTW i am in recovery for an ED and im saying this AS someone with Brain Problems#pls do not clown on this and be like ''actually i'm allowed to be rude and judgemental''#no u aren't. none of us are. having an ED is not a pass for being a fucking dick#it can make you ACT like a dick. that isn't something you should be proud of or seek to continue#hence.... therapy!!!!!!!!#i know it's kind of controversial to say it but frankly i don't believe in infantilizing mental illness#by being like ''oh they can't help themselves''#bc that kind of thinking is .... unbelievably toxic lmafo#you might not be able to control your split-second thoughts/judgements#i have ocd i understand#but like. . . .. you know#we both know#this post is not about ''u blurted something u regret''#this post is about. THAT GUY
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recently watched a handful of episodes of Supernatural and im kinda impressed with Dean's steadfast belief that all monsters are monsters and can't be redeemed.
With that in mind... there could be some VERY angsty Danny Phantom crossovers with that as the main premise
#this has deff been done before somewhere#dpxsu#bones prompts#they wouldn't care that Danny is a kid. a monster is a monster and they MIGHT later do bad things so might as well kill them now#like thats the premise of so many episodes. They'd kill danny with only one small second thought#bone tangent time bc Supernatural is bonkers. These boys need a MIB mind wipe plus therapy if they ever wanna be mentally ok ever again#also reading fics and seeing gifs with the winchesters being sweet and sarcastic and shit was jarring#because after a few episodes you very quickly realize that the Winchesters Arent Good People.#Dean has enough red flags he should be bound with caution tape. the guy is a Grade A Asshole. Absolutely no idea how he gets women. Genuine#and oH MAN i thought yall were underselling just how needlessly dramatic everything is bc its very soap opera esque but YALL WERENT LYING#im certainly not gonna watch the whole show. I'd much rather read Constantine comics. he's better and knows he's a bastard#none the less it was a very fun show! It's neat seeing technically the good guys save the world. they certainly aren't Good Guys tho
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amanda investing in crypto. already shocking. amanda actually making some money off of crypto. DEEPLY shocking. wild.
#amanda lehan canto#smosh#g o d askfjsgjsjgjksjvjdjdnf#anyway kids. shayne is right and for most people crypto is going to be akin to gambling. so. yk. treat it accordingly.#also as someone who works w/ software if you cram 'crypto' into shit know i am Judging You So Hard#people buying it is kind of like. well. 🤷♀️ if people arent well versed in technology/treat it as the gambling it is then yk#but you motherfuckers selling it as a solution to problems that arent real.. you know who you are and im coming to kick ur ass#that and blockchain... you vc assholes HAD to have known blockchain WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE USED LIKE THAT... CMON....
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Dean is right, angels are dicks. And hilariously he only agrees with them when they're on his side, which is funny. Sam can't catch a break. And I think perhaps his fatal flaw to the angels is he doesn't follow orders, and since he's not in the position of power they're placing Dean in, Sam really should be following orders.
#The Hardy Boys But With Ghosts#spn#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#the angels are so fucking dumb#also supernatural is surprisingly well written so far#there are lots of shows out there that arent self aware#but theres a lot of nuance in this#sam isn't even necessarily being branded as the villain#dean is just afraid of his demon blood getting the better of him#and the angels have their own agenda#all in all - lucifer isn't special either - anyone of those angels could have been the big bad#lucifer was chosen in that regard#and the fact that they make chuck the big bad of the whole series in the end is pretty spectacular too#man is just an asshole with too much power#he's childish selfish cruel and then replaced with a person who was raised by sam winchester#that is honestly awesome
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I like to think in the P.E au that Anya and Curly specifically get haunted hard by Jimmy's weird reality crossing guilt manifested.
It's targeting them because Jimmy's guilt grows more around them. The idea of him acting and playing nice despite what he did. It's like a buffet that allows it to pick from their plates.
Anya sees this stagnant version of her, blood from her mouth, clutching her stomach with a bottle of pills in her other hand. She's talking about not being heard, a pixel, relief from a burden. She tries to ask a question and it's never the right one. She's not understanding but in a way, she's getting that this version of her is in pain. She tries to help, extends a hand and asks how she can help, stop it. She stares and there's utter despair and disappointment in her eyes.
What did you do?
Curly sees this burnt mangled thing. But he can't call it that. Even with no skin and chipping teeth, covered in sullied bandages and smelling of death overdue, he can see his face. He can recognized that eye, he stares at it a lot in the mirror, usually a second one is attached but he digresses. They are just watching, staring and unmoving. He asks himself what happened, how can he help and his own retched mangled voice comes out from a empty maw.
I told you.
They have no idea what it really means. They don't know who to tell. Flashes of a life they don't know or maybe a future they haven't lived yet. Perhaps they treat it as their own minds trying to tell them something. They bare that burden themselves and that alone makes it heavier. Plumper. More appetizing to the guilt causing it.
Tragically that guilt is not their own.
#refining the au and the crew cant see the entity always but pretty much its always felt sort of like a mind over matter debacle#it is like the code scanner sections where only jimmy sees it but it can kinda interact with things to an extent like a force of negative#energy jimmy cant just outright tell them cause theyll just think he's insane but he can't ignore it cause he can't ignore the guilt anymor#anya and curly are its biggest targets as it is relatively easy for him to rectify the issues with Swansea and Daisuke vs the internalized#problems he has with Anya and Curly and its sort of about him no longer becoming that person he was in that future cause its the same#timeline but like divergence he was sent back with something awful and the story is less about forgiveness and more about repenting#hes still weird and an asshole he is being tormented but no one else gets seriously hurt so bittersweet#its like a fix-it but like imagine getting put into a perfect world with all the knowledge of ur fuck ups and now being haunted by the#guilt you will do the same shit again because you already have and having to prove you arent that person but then you also prove you didnt#ever have to be that person so you damn yourself even more like this doesn't end happy for Jimmy like ill tell you that but he'll actually#learn something so yeah thats somethting but everyone is still a little worse after this but can move on happily#the demons are tormenting each other by blaming them for Jimmy's actions invertedly cause while its not her fault anya in the reg timeline#def wondered if she stayed silent if this all wouldve happened even though it really isnt her fault and Curly knew deep down how bad Jimmy#was how bad he was to him and he likely told himself Jimmy would be the end of him and a lot of other but was so beaten down he couldnt go#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#nurse anya#jimmy mouthwashing#pe au#thinking of calling it pestilent equine au? that sound good? we like P.E is just the short funny name for it?
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Thinking about c!Martyn, about how he believes every other character is either an NPC or a C.H.E.S.T agent. The way he doesn't let himself believe they could be real people out there.
Is that why hes so willing to lie through his teeth? Why hes so willing to screw everyone else over? Why he would abandon everyone else soon as it is beneficial for him?
It must be such a lonely existence, being surrounded by all these people, when you know they aren't real. How your only connection to real people and the outside world has been radio silent after dropping you in the middle of the ocean.
#it is nearly 6 am and i have not slept#ive just been thinking about c!martyn#he could fully just be an asshole and a liar even without the datastream stuff but.. its got to have some kind of effect#knowing the people around you arent real HAS TO effect how you treat them#knowing that you wont be sticking around for long anyways..#inthelittlewood#itlwlore#pirates smp#scurvyblr#note that i have not watched a single vod . only the edited videos of pirates smp#laauranenn
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reading through the first few issues of lost light through a decepticon perspective (fic research wahoo!) is sooo,,, i recommend everyone do it at least once. like ignore the cast on functionalist cybertron, ignore what's going on with lug and anode, even partially ignore the drama between cyclonus and tailgate (but not fully ignore them, they're important here).
focus on fangry and rapidfire and the handful of other decepticons we see. because having to get into their minds for a fic writing?? really helped me put together how like. fucked their situation was. maybe a meta post on this soon.
#blight rambles#“ignore lug and anode” is something i typed with hatred bc. i cannot stress this enough. i love them both dearly#theyre not relevant to the con part of the first few issues which is what im focused on rn but like. know that i adore both of them#transformers#maccadams#maccadam#mtmte#lost light#rapidfire#more than meets the eye#idw transformers#transformers idw#idw2005#idw tf#fangry#decepticons#there arent many characters to actually tag here huh#like fangry was an asshole but if tg beat my ass almost to death over a guess and a grudge i'd be pissed too.
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People be like which way do you swing but I was that one kid that sat on the swing just to read
#i was kinda an asshole#but id do it again#asexual#i dont swing#but i support all the swingers swing whichever way you want#forward#backwards#both ways#neither way#all of the ways#or maybe swings just arent your thing#or maybe youve risen above the idea of this playground metaphor and are now a trancesdent being#any way you choose i support
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