#and angela would deserve it

[thotofthecentury]

okay but…eating out Gamer!Angela while shes playing because she keeps ignoring you and she tries so hard not to moan into the mic while whimpering, and then gets pissed after cause she lost so she gets revenge…I don’t remember what the revenge was but she was fucking you HARD

You sound drunk in this and I love it

This is so mf hot. Imagine she still works at smosh and has just picked up twitching as more a hobby and the next day, while she’s at work, she texts you “they figured it out.”

[nmoroder]

Hokland askblog post #7: what have you found out about your partner during your relationship?

Askblog tag: #nmoroder hokland ask Please see pinned blog post before asking questions!

final askblog post of 2024, it's been a good run. i don't even want to count how many pages i did this year. as for this post, the thing about Hokma's heart is of course a headcanon, coming from the fact that Sephirot only had their brains left from the human bodies, no hearts. it's just he's the only one dramatic enough to ask for removing

[mcfaucet]

mr. and mrs. ledore

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

So this was a misremembered for me. I thought we were slamming up against the walls. Which I guess we maybe did in rehearsal and then we pulled back because she was pregnant or, and now I'm thinking about it like, we probably couldn't have been slamming each other up against a wall in a museum...This moment actually kind of bummed me out for the first time in a while of like, oh, Shawn and Angela we're a fun relationship to have as a counter to the Cory/Topanga thing. And, it would've been nice if we had ended up together because we have so many more complicated conversations, I think about being different types of people and coming together. And I feel like that, you know, because people have said over the years like that they like the Shawn and Angela relationship more than the Cory Topanga and I can kind of see why. It's like, seems it's so much more re and it's like none of this destiny fate meant to be like authoritarian sort of...-Rider 

Like you actually challenge each other. And then balance each other out.And e or even if you don't end up agreeing, you respect the POV and you know, and come around to saying, you know, may, in this case you were a hundred percent on the idea of no, Cory and Topanga, we have to get them back together. And she was like, dude, I encouraged her to go and I'm sorry bro it's over. And you got to a point where you were like, man, that's not what I want, but it's the reality I have to accept. That's, you know, healthy. -Danielle 

[battleslippers]

me personally if my piece of shit brother happened to screw the other piece of shit in town that he hangs around a lot and already had an incredibly odd relationship with I would hold it against him SO badly. out of every man in this town he chose that one. at least they'll go to hell together

[timothyslucy]

lucy is the dictionary definition of that one quote, “you take care of everyone, but who takes care of you?” and i would just like for once for someone to turn the tables on her and give her a gift basket.

[rodrickheffeley]

giving Oscar to jamie lee over stephanie hsu and angela bassett was definitely a choice and insane one

[tempestaurora]

kinda weird every time i see the 911 cast do like. the emmys. hand out an award. go on a red carpet somewhere. like, intellectually, i know they're on a top rated tv show that isn't niche in the slightest. logically, i know that angela basset and peter krause are not little names. but like. sometimes i see them and realise they don't just live on my tv and they have whole careers and people know about them and its not just me and a handful of girlies on the internet. its like. regular people too

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

some peoples least fav bojack character is Bojack himself. fairenough

my least fav will always be Beatrice hits a bit to close to home plus anyone hating on baby bojack clearly has no soul .if bojacks past is no excuse for his shitty adult self same goes for bea. there is no excuse for child abuse (her scenes sometimes felt so outlandishly evil i almost couldn't take em seriously/her apology also sucks shitty apologies run in the family) we got.. emotional abuse/ physical abuse *attempted drowning at 22* she aint winning no mom of the year award.

baby did nothing wrong at this time in his life innocent foal

other blah characters

Butterscotch giving his son alcohol to the point he blacks out cause THE FUCK? there was no need of that bea already knew of his cheating way (wouldn't mind knowing more about him tho) still cant belive he sorta cosbys hisownson..

Angela Diaz for showing up after bojack was doing okayish and deciding to be YO I was bluffing. SIKE. have more drinks at your lowest points .. to an alcoholic.. seems rather scummy to me.. . ( ( cant change my mindshe sucks) Dr. Champ: being a fraud who sells out his client when its on him for staying drunk .... (needs to be sued/what did happen with his daughter???)

Ana assaulted her client then left him in the dust wondering what he did wrong thats whacked .. but my biggest complaint with her is just showing up out of the blue to tell diane about NM then dIPPING FOREVER... all because she was bitter about vance pssh. if diane knew what ana did oh she be pissed.. there's no excuse for sexual abuse.. ..i mean i dont think bojack would talk bout it but the way the situation got handled at the end of s3 .. was def a ehh choice to do..

[kittenpower05]

I am screaming at the Star of the City cutscene angela my sweet summer child darling yes go travel the world and try stews

But that aside KING OF HATRED IS FINALLY DEAD!!!!!! WOOOOO KILL THAT MFER ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE MAGICAL GIRLS!!!

[redeemed-wren]

okay Eric has shown up in Girl Meets World and given the very broad hints my flatmate had given (she is so bad at hinting) I was legit thinking all yesterday 'if Eric ends up as a hermit like in that one flashforward everyone gets a bad ending episode of bmw I'm gonna be so mad' and he DID and I am so mad.

Admittedly it sounds like there are people around which does soften the blow. Eric is a people person he needs people and I do appreciate the episode acknowledge that. But STILL my guy is more than Idiot Man 😭

The more I watch of girl meets world the more I want to write a longfic

[squintsintwink]

I miss my townie makeovers

[mercymc]

me writing mercy: i dont reall like fighting. i will if i have to but i dont enjoy it

me playing mercy in game: GET IN THERE. KILL THEM *BE AGRO* YOU GOT THIS

[valkerymillenia]

The Oscar for Best Actress in a Supporting Role goes to Jamie Lee Curtis in EEAAO.

Jamie's speech was very heartfelt.

[spenceragnewfics]

CLOSET MAKEOUT? i need details !!!

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED WRITING THIS!!! It was so fun and I hope you all love it!!

BABY I’M YOURS | Spencer Agnew x F!Reader

TW: Allusions to alcohol, making out, hickeys, 

Word Count: 1.4k

Description: During a Smosh company party, Spencer gets desperate to have some alone time with Y/N.

One thing about the people at Smosh, they love to party. It’s kind of surprising with most of them being introverts and liking to be alone. Y/N guesses it’s because they’re all like family which makes it easier but it’s not for her to understand, just enjoy.

The company had just finished a huge project and so everyone was getting a well deserved wrap party. Ian and Anthony fitted the bill for it all as a way to say thank you and to keep up morale as this was the first big project since the company had become independent again.

The drinks have been flowing for hours along with food and plenty of music that has kept people on the dance floor. Y/N is currently there dancing with Chanse, Erin D, Angela, and Courtney, enjoying being with some of her closest friends. 

Not too far away is the group of Shayne, Spencer, and Marcus V (Chanse’s boyfriend). The three are watching the group with different loving expressions, their significant others not too far away, enjoying themselves. “Marcus, I’m shocked you’re not over there with Chanse. You two usually kill the dance floor at these things.” Spencer says before taking a sip of his drink.

Marcus shrugs, “Eh, he seemed excited to dance with his girls right now. Also it’s cool to be in the partner circle now.” He says, making the two other men laugh. “Yeah, it was just me for a while until Y/N grew the extra ball to ask Spence out.” Shayne teases as the aforementioned man rolls his eyes.

“Okay, whatever, easy for you to say, Mr. Golden Boy. Cast members dating is one thing but crew dating is another.” Spencer says, leaning against a wall. “Yeah, but I’m glad you too finally broke the tension. It was killer, dude.”

“Yeah, I know, I was in it.” Spencer deadpans, making the two men next to him laugh. It was true, Spencer had liked Y/N for years but never took a chance because he would always psyche himself out with the whole crew members dating thing. Thankfully, Y/N told him how she felt, after many many talks with Courtney about if she should do it or not.

Zoning out of the conversation, Spencer focuses his gaze onto Y/N. He watches as her body flows with the music, her head back enjoying the music as if she’s in another world. Maybe she is as she looks over to her boyfriend, a silly smile on her face as she continues dancing.

The look brings his own smirk and he sets down his drink, “I’ll be back in a bit, guys.” He says, not caring to hear a response as he walks over to the dancefloor. Wrapping his arms around her waist, he pulls her against his chest as he leans down to her ear “Having fun, little peach?” He whispers in her ear before kissing her neck. The feeling of his lips making her giggle, “Very much, is there something I can help you with?” She asks as she leans her head back onto his shoulder.

“Yeah, you can come with me.” He says before grabbing her hand and walking away from the dance floor. “Spence, where are you taking me?” Y/N asks, them getting farther away from the music makes it easier for him to hear and the excitement is clear in her voice.

“Somewhere private, need to be alone for a bit.” Is all he says as they continue farther and farther away from the party. Looking around, he spots a closet and opens the door. He lets her in first before coming in and closing the door. “So what’s this all-Hm!” Y/N starts to say but is cut off as Spencer kisses her roughly.

His hands are cupping her cheeks as he pins them to the farthest wall. Her hands find place on his chest as her hands make fists with his shirt to keep some leverage.

The room is dark, not light except the small sliver coming from the door frame. That doesn’t stop the couple as the two only become more intertwined as moments pass.

Spencer moves his hands down to her waist, squeezing every few moments while Y/N has one hand tangled in his, once, nicely styled hair that is becoming messier as the seconds pass. Her other hand is on the side of his neck, gently scratching the back of his neck which gives him chills. 

Moving his lips down, he kisses her jaw then makes home on her neck. She sighs happily at the feeling, the sensitive skin becoming a lovely fire with his lips searching the territory.

Starting to leave open mouth kisses, he finds the most sensitive part of her neck. The attention to the area makes her whimper as he starts to suck and lick, making a mark to show the world who makes her feel good, loved, and safe.

“If you keep going like this, I think we’ll have to worry about staying quiet.” She teases as he continues leaving marks on her neck. He hums before pulling away, “I don’t we’d have to worry, it’s loud enough out there and no one would come down here anytime too soon.” He sounds like he is basically suggesting and she can tell the biggest grin is on his face.

She uses this moment as her opportunity to push him against the opposite wall. He lands with a gentle thud before he feels her body on him, “I thought it was time to switch it up a little.” She says before kissing him.

Their lips move together in a passionate furry as he pulls her as close to him as he can. Needing to feel her all over him, like he’s addicted which he just might be. Her lips move down to his neck, open kissings being the way of travel down before she starts to leave hickies in her own right on him.

The sounds of his groaning and moans make edge her on. It’s sounds that not many people have heard and it’s something she treasures and values so much during their time alone together.

Once she seems satisfied, her lips move back to his. His hands land on her hips as she starts to unbutton his shirt. Y/N starts to slide the shirt off his shoulders when a knock sounds on the door, both of them stopping suddenly. “Spencer, Y/N, are you two in here?” Someone asks, it sounds like Chanse.

Before either of them can answer, the door opens and light floods the room. Standing in front of them is Chanse, Angela, and Erin. The couple looks at them shocked as the three’s jaws drop. “Chanse, what the hell?!” Y/N yells, “You didn’t even give me or him a moment to say anything.”

“I-I-I just-” The boy stutters out, almost speechless for once. “You three, leave now.” Spencer says, using his stern director voice. Something he has developed since getting his promotion a couple years ago. “Yeah, yeah, we were just about to. Sorry!” Erin says quickly as Angela starts to laugh. The door closes but Spencer leans over to turn on the light.

“Welp, that just ruined the mood.” He jokes, rubbing his partner’s hip. “Ruined the mood? Love, you should know me better than that.” Her face pulls into a cunning smirk. “But we should probably head home, don’t want another cast member or worse Ian or Anthony walking in.” Y/N says as she removes herself from him.

“Yeah, I like showing you off but that’s a bit much.” He says as she starts to button up his shirt. “Hmm, you do dress up nice when you want to, Spence. I like this look on you.” She says, wrapping her arms around his neck when his shirt is buttoned up.

“I’ll dress like this more often if you want.”

“No, I like your George Lucas look more.” He rolls his eyes as she laughs, “I do not dress like George Lucas!” He stresses, all she does is tap his chest with a teasing smile.

“If you say so, baby Lucas.” He groans as she takes his hand. The two of them leave the closet before heading to the exit for a lovely and fun night at home without curious co-workers trying to interrupt.

[fluentmoviequoter]

Me and My Husband

Tim Bradford prank blurb! (word count unknown) fluff.

“Tim, please!” you beg, pushing your lip out in an over dramatic pout.

“It’s not happening,” he replies as he leans back in his desk chair.

“I’ll beg. Is that what you want? Because I will, Tim.”

“I’d like to see her beg.”

“Beat it, Smitty,” Tim barks. He shakes his head and looks at you to say, “No. It’s my thing.”

“And you’re mine!” you argue.

Tim smiles, but shakes his head again. I deserve a turn, you think as you sulk on your way out of his office. If he won’t let you plan a date, you’ll just have to surprise him with the end result.

As you wait for something to do, you have an idea. There’s one way you can think of to surprise Tim while you plan a date. You wait until you see Tim again to raise Angela’s phone and dial the number of a new restaurant Tim has been talking about.

“Hi, yes I can hold,” you reply when someone answers.

“What are you doing?” Tim inquires as he stops beside you.

“I’m - yes, I’m still here. I’d like to make reservations for Friday evening, around 8, if possible?”

“I said no!” Tim whispers.

“Sure, it’s for two people; just me and my husband.”

You look to Tim to see if he’ll argue again, but his eyes are fixed on your lips. Rendering Tim speechless isn’t hard, he’s pretty quiet anyway, but the sudden lack of fight is exactly what you wanted.

“Let me ask.” You cover the microphone and turn toward Tim. “Do you want a table by the window? It would make the reservation a little later but it has a great view.”

Tim doesn’t answer, only stands rigidly beside you as he watches your face.

“We’d love that. Thanks so much… Yep, my husband has been wanting to eat there so we’re looking forward to it. Bye.”

You return the receiver of Angela’s desk phone to its cradle before you look at Tim. His eyes lift to meet yours, but he remains stiff as his mouth opens and closes without speaking.

“Are you okay?” you ask. “I know you wanted to plan this week’s date. Again.”

“You- we- husband?” Tim stutters.

“Oh, uh, that just came out, I guess. Sorry if-“

“I liked it,” Tim blurts.

You blink quickly in surprise before you whisper, “Good.”

“Thanks.”

You and Tim stand silently, and you rock back on your heels. With anyone else, this would be awkward, but you’re both waiting for the other to find something to say.

“So,” you begin at the same time.

Tim gestures for you to continue, and you murmur, “Sorry if it sounds like I’m hinting for a ring. I’m not; I just wanted to tease you a little.”

“Sorry I wouldn’t let you plan a date.”

“Doubting my skills?” you tease.

“I just like doing it,” Tim admits with a shrug.

“I like when you do it, too. But you weren’t choosing the place you want to go. That’s not fair.”

“Neither was calling me your husband at work.”

“But you’re so cute when you’re surprised.”

Tim shakes his head and pulls you away from Angela’s desk before she returns to eavesdrop on your conversation. His grip is firm but gentle on your waist, and when he kisses you in the privacy of his office, you know that messing with him is entirely worth it. Even when he pretends to reprimand you or be mad. Because whether he believes it or not, it’s really cute.