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just found out that my brother and his fiancé are just as obsessed with David Tennant as I am, now I know what I’ll be talking to them about at their wedding.
#he is so talented#and also such a dilf#good omens#crowley#anthony j crowley#doctor who#10th doctor#barty crouch jr#harry potter#slytherin skittles#marauders era#dead gay wizards#fuck jkr#david tennant#taking over the asylum#campbell bain#my weird ass family
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Human Bill Cipher
(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)
And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.
#And also: i know#i know the mayor of halloween town. I know guys.#twink death dilf birth#bill cipher#gravity falls#boy oh boy im anxious about posting this here please be nice to me#“the design deoesnt fit the voice” ?? idk man like. what if it did though.#you can draw him! i dont mind#no need to ask (:
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dilf gaz? dilf gaz.
#he's so Dilf <3#i think among all the 141 boys? he'd be the best at gentle parenting!!#but he's also the scariest when pissed! so i think his kids would be well disciplined regardless#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz cod#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games
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Might have to click for detail.
Terrible and fucked up AU where after Harvey kills Jason's dad for being a dick, he becomes his new dad(s). (This is just an excuse to draw Harvey with baby Jason).
Bluesky Ko-Fi
#This isn't Two-Dads AU BTW if that wasn't clear. LMAO.#There's a bad storm here ATM so I wanted to do something fluffy.#It's also been a little while since I've done these sketch-type sheets.#Harvey Dent DILF agenda.#harvey dent#two face#jason todd#fanart#dc comics#dc au#sketches#reginalususart#tw: smoking
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Abandonment issues much?
More dilf scout and soon-to-be stepdad sniper because uh oh I love it
#tf2 comic 7 spoilers#digital art#bear’s art#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#speeding bullet#sniperscout#dilf scout#step dad sniper#stepdad sniper#comic 7#fellas is it gay to ask your old best friend to stay with you during Smissmas because you don’t want to be alone#and also you might be a little in love with him#dadscout#DAD SCOUT
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sometimes all you need in life is to be a comfy little dude
#d d d d d d d dilf#Having one of those also helps too#g/t#giant tiny#g/t art#gianttiny#sfw g/t#size difference#giant/tiny#gt#the overture#oc cass#oc adam
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shanks, mihawk, crocodile & doflamingo all have their what if babies, but what about buggy, huh? girl dad buggy is REAL ( to me )
anyway her name's Muggy and she's basically just a mash up of all these characters:
but really the biggest insp was Mr Mime and Mime Jr; i thought it would be cute if she took the mime route of clownery to counter Buggy's flashily loud personality
#buggy the clown#one piece#my art#i'll probably never do anything with her i just really like making fan kids; also that's mihawk's what if daughter from Oda's SPS#cross guild? more like cross dilf amirite
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"fuck, make me a mommy, 'chigo. pleeeaase.." you push your ass back on the orange haired male, his whole body shudders— "ya wanna be a mommy?"
"fuck, yes please."
he groans as he flips you over, hands pushing your legs sharply against your chest, folding you into a mean mean mating press.
his mouth hangs open as he fucks you, squelching and slapping clouding your mind as he bullies his fat cock into your juicy and squishy pussy.
"ohh fuck, baby. tell me how much ya wanna be a mommy, yeah? tell daddy just how bad you want 'im to breed ya." he grins when your tongue lolls out your mouth, drool slipping down your chin.
"shhoooo— byaddd... !! so bad. s'fuckin'bad!! omigod, 'm g'nna—"
"cum." ichigo demands, pushing his dick as far as it could go inside of you. your squishy body feels so good beneath his rock hard one..
you let out a sharp shriek as you cum all over his cock, creaming and squirting— he lets out a deep grunt as he does four more thrusts before cumming inside and filling up your greedy womb like you told him too.
"guess 'm gonna be a daddy.."
#this is righttttt before dilf ichigo#also in this universe orihime is with tatsuki not uryu .#uryu is with nemu#chad is with jackie.#yeah.#kisuke is with yoruichi#WHY AM I TALKING ABT SHIPS#ichigo kurosaki#ichigo kurosaki smut#bleach smut#bleach x black reader#bleach x y/n#bleach x you#bleach x reader#bleach#ichigo kurosaki x reader
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the terror (2018) requires a rewatch not only bc it is so good it will settle in the core of your brain and grow and spread there like a fungus until you die but also bc it is a show about a hundred something bearded victorian white men on a ship in the same clothes and by the time you start figuring out what name is attached to which guy half of them are already dead
#imma keep it real with y'all final episode when ned is like 'we gotta save the captain'#and dundy is like 'no we gotta move on'#i deadass was sitting there like 'whos this guy' bc id never connected the name le vesconte to his face#also when he was getting his toes snipped off i thought he was just some guy. complete blind spot in my brain for him#which is wild bc i would honestly start sucking face if he looked at me for 2 secs. dilf <3#there's simply too much going on every ep to keep a grip on what muttonchops belong to who the first time around fr#the terror
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GOODMORNING CUTIES
#i need him so bad#i didn’t even dream about him#instead i dreamt about some dilf trying to have sex w me sjdjdjddk#yes he was hot but also creepy asf#when oh when will i finally dream about my man#theo nott#theodore nott#♡₊˚ chatting 🍒・₊-
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sometimes i feel like tango is underrated. like i know he has a lot of fans but when people talk about hermitcraft its often grian mentioned first, or etho, or xisuma. all awesome creators obvi but it just blows my mind that i never hear ‘yeah tango is what got me into hermitcraft’
(me too it was actually gem that had me discovering hermitcraft)
the man is a master builder and he can create unfathomable machines in mc and he is so charismatic and engaging. man can literally do anything. like is there anything he’s bad at?
anyway just thoughts. felt like tango needs an appreciation post. and im curious if any of you lovely mcyt fans out there actually did find hermitcraft via tango and/or if tango is your Favorite Hermit.
#tango#tangotek#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitblr#he made a binary system in game for a redstone factory#and the thumbnail is about his butt#like sir#you are so amazing#also he’s a hot dilf
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these pics bring tears to my eyes (and down my thighs as well)
#does that make sense#also the first picture dear lord almighty something about the glasses and ugh#hugh jackman#dilf lover#wolverine#worst wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#old man logan#logan 2017#wolverine origins#the greatest showman#huge jacked man#australia 2008#girlblogging#hugh jackman smut#hugh jackman x reader#logan howlet smut#wolverine smut
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Certified DILF chaser
#by talos I will jump start this ship myself if I have to#only a handful of Chinese authors on ao3 get my freak#I thought you guys LIKED yaoi why tf did this take so long??#black myth wukong#sun wukong#destined one#jttw sun wukong#journey to the west#digital art#my art#you’re tellin me that the destined one has been training his whole life to chase after a MAN#okay faggotron9000#but also I can’t believe black myth made wukong such a DILF#like okay damnnn grandpa sun kill em#silver fox wukong real#Asian creators are truly the backbone of rarepair fandoms#I owe like 4 people my life#sun wukong x destined one#I am NOT drawin all his armor lol#guys it’s my bday reblog to spread the ship I can’t be the only one creating content for it or2#mamas sick a cookin o(-( ain’t nobody help me in this household#guys please the degradation kink go crazy in that boss fight
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This is how you reciprocate Alucard's weird obsession thing btw. Like to him you just said "I do". You're never getting rid of him even if you survive and he doesn't
#very unwise choice of words Anderson#hellsing#alucard#alexander anderson#andercard#manga#they're so gay#like yk usually I have to make things up to spice up some ships I like#them? the author did all the work#Hirano is a repressed fujoshi#Alucard saw the hottest Scottish catholic dilf and said 'is anyone gonna fuck that' then didn't wait for an answer#also his gay little lips#Alucard is just so zesty#like even the YouTuber that makes those black airforce energy vids called him zesty#you can't shake the queer off him
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to anyone who still isn’t on board with percy jackson as marine veterinarian, i ask you to consider something
percy wearing scrubs
#sorry for the long post#also#insert stubble beard#call him mcdreamy#because#it’s giving derek shepherd#and with his tan complexion and sarcastic troublemaker smile he looks look like a beach dude in scrubs#the bead necklace and arm tattoo probably doesn’t help#GUYS HE’S GONNA BE A DILF#AHHHH#i need to calm the fuck down#somebody put me in a corner#percy jackson#marine vet percy#pjo#heroes of olympus#percabeth#pjo headcanons#lol#greys anatomy
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Yeah ik it's shitty (hate the format but didn't know how else to do it) but I'm contributing to this 🙏 I've been hyperfixating on hannibal for a few months now and after watching season 2 of squid game and shipping these two I only have thoughts about the parallels of those two relationship in head (and I think I just love old men toxic yaoi doomed by the narrative)
Wasn't the 2024 hannigram comeback I expected but I'm glad nonetheless
#I should be studying my finals tho#like it's literally next week 💀#But fr tho#why are they just the same#I mean main difference imo is that hannigram is mostly canon when inho and gihun will never be a canon ship but aside from that#sigh I love dilf I fear#also season 2 of squid game was banger I just wished some plot weren't that easy to predicted but still#squid game#inho#In-Ho#Hwang In-Ho#the frontman#young-il#Seong Gi-Hun#Gi-hun#gihun#inho x gihun#squid game 2#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram
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