#and also for sephir

[asyor]

[bakeryisms]

 umm, is this seat taken ? (From Shido? o.o)

"It's not taken at all!" She pat the spot beside her for the other to sit down. She gave him a smile as she put her phone away. "How are you today?"

@sephirisms

[freyito]

ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴʏᴛɪᴍᴇ

✭ pairing(s): calcharo x gn reader

✩ inspo: I'd Have You Anytime by George Harrison

★ summary: You decide your boyfriend is being too moody.

✧ a/n: I WANNA SAY THANK YOU ALL FOR SUCH THE KIND WORDS AUGHHH I'VE BEEN KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TwT... i've got some little event cookin up for 700 followers, don't you worry...

BUT ANYWAYS i've been chipping away at wuthering waves... it's pretty fun !! kuro games also just make banger. games. so... the character designs are sooo yummmyyyy and of course i had to write a little fic for my (second) favorite... sephir-- i mean calcharo.

🗒 cw: gn reader, short n sweet, just fluff, not proofread

✎ wc: 781

Calcharo’s not necessarily the most affectionate boyfriend, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you. You are the stars that pepper the sky, the calm and wholeness of a stream running within a foggy forest, the night that beckons him into comforting arms. You are his everything. And he is, unfortunately, not the best at expressing that. But he is loyal.

He tends to hide within himself, too spun up in his own thoughts to pay more attention to the world. Not that he isn’t hyper-aware of his surroundings, he has to stay alert, after all. But he tends to stress himself out quite a bit like this, worried about the Ghost Hounds, those he had sworn to protect, and so forth. It seems the only time those worries fade away is when he’s in your arms. You’ve started to notice a slight slump in his shoulders, how his face relaxes into more of a neutral expression rather than a frown, and even how his voice sounds a tad… lighter.

Today, he is rather moody, choosing to brood and pace around the house, worrying about menial things. The pacing is a little annoying, but every time he lets out a sigh or a frustrated grumble, you can’t help but feel your heart twist. There isn’t much you can do, you know that, and the man will always have his worries. It is human nature to worry, and perhaps Calcharo is more human than he likes to think.

He opens his mouth to protest again, perhaps question you as to why you’re so determined, but you shut him up real quick, cupping his cheek and pressing a quite tender kiss to his lips. That shuts his mind up quick, you can tell by the way his stern demeanor melts away, returning the kiss after a couple seconds.

When you break apart, his eyes have softened, and his body relaxes once more. He lets out a soft sigh as if this is what he had been waiting for all along. You aren’t quite satisfied with your work, though. It’s been too long since you’ve had time with Calcharo in general, so why not revel in it?

You press a kiss to his nose bridge first, lips lingering for a second longer before pressing another to his cheek, then his forehead, then wherever you can kiss him. He doesn’t move or complain or push you away, simply closes his eyes and lets a soft blush dust his cheeks and the tips of his ears. It’s such a rare sight to see this man blush, and the fact that he isn’t doing whatever he can to hide it from you is impressive.

You continue your torrent of kisses, leaving no span of skin unkissed, untouched. He lets out a low rumbling sound and a scoff, which is close enough to a laugh you can get it, and you don’t mind. Not one bit. He has no idea what to do with his hands for the next minute or so, placing them on your hips at first but then ghosts over your ribs. For once he feels… awkward. He’s barely used to you making advances, not that he necessarily leaves room for them. Given his reserved nature, he had done most of the leading in the relationship. You thought it would’ve been best to go at his pace, after all. But he had never felt awkward during these years with you.

You finally stop kissing him, pulling away to look down at him. He’s still blushing, hair just a little more disheveled than usual, and the possibility of a smile tugging at his lips. A rare sight indeed, you oughta pat yourself on the back for doing that to him.

“Too much?” You ask, your voice cracking with mirth as your hands settle on his shoulders.

“... Not enough.” Calcharo responds bluntly, despite the slight wavering tone in his voice.

The man finally understands what to do with his hands, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you down on top of him. You are practically nose-to-nose with him, and can’t help but giggle, which he responds in kind with a soft huff.

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[havinghorns]

I just finished Kushiel's Dart and started Kushiel's Chosen and what an intriguing combination of absolutely shamelessly horny BDSM wish fufilment with like. Actually very nice prose, good pacing and great world building utilizing pretty deep cut knowledge of Abrahamic esoterica?? Like...the d'Angelines are essentially the Nephilim but. Good. And jeez just slip in proto-kabbalah books like the Sephir HaRazim...sure

But also our main lead is a extremely sexy and cursed by an angel to find pleasure in and pain and was sold to a fancy religious brothel but then was adopted to become a super special spy using her sexy teen BDSM whiles.

But also she's well written and has agency and an interior life and character arc!

[salternateunreality2]

I feel that after Sephiroth took dating advice from Zack and it actually worked, it's only downhill from there

100%

Read at your own risk

Sephiroth now goes to Zack for ALL dating advice, and much life advice.

Zack: Ok, you gotta bring a bow-ket of flor-ets, hehehehehe

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: chicks dig that!

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: remember protection! Don't want a bunch of kiddos running around.

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: chocolate is usually a good idea. My favorite is tootsie rolls!

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: Hold the door for her! And dress nice, get a nice clean shirt--Angeal says buttons are a must--and your bluest jeans, not ones you use for working.

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: if it rains, some old fashioned gals like it if you carry them over puddles or throw your jacket down so they don't get wet, but that's kinda outdated.

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Zack: And man, here's the real secret: you gotta, and I mean you GOTTA, flick the bean and lick the lunch meat, if you know what I mean. You'll get her super wet!

Sephiroth: Wait, I thought we were supposed to avoid getting her wet?

Zack: only in the rain, man, only in the rain. 😉

Sephiroth: *taking notes*

Later that evening...

*ding dong*

Lazard: *opens the door*

Sephiroth is standing there in a shirt that exposes his belly button and is festooned with buttons, as if it was stolen from an art student's studio after a crazed night before finals where the assignment was to use whatever was at hand and they only had buttons and a bedsheet.

He has also painted a very tasteful strand of DNA next to his belly button in the bluest blue body paint he could find. He removed the harness to accommodate the button shirt, but is still wearing his coat, pants, boots, and yes, pauldrons and gloves.

He is holding a pot full of dirt and...is that a grub? In one hand, and a bouquet of broccoli florets in the other. A plastic bag is dangling from his belt.

Sephiroth: Hello, Lazard. Would you like to accompany me on our scheduled date?

Lazard: 👁️👁️

Sephiroth: 🐱

Lazard: Certainly. Is that a bouquet?

Sephiroth: Yes, even though Zackary pronounced it incorrectly earlier, I discerned his true meaning.

Lazard: Here, let me put it in water. Feel free to set down your...items...as well.

Sephiroth: I was informed to bring things that chicks would dig, so this is a pot of grubs. I also purchased beans and lunch meat for licking and flicking activities later, and a gift of chocolate. Please hold still. *Takes a slice of lunch meat out of the packet and gently applies it to Lazard's face*

Lazard: I'm sorry, I don't understand...?

Sephiroth: Oh! I was supposed to make you wet if it wasn't raining, and since you're using the sink to fill that vase, this was the next best thing I could think of. Is...is it working? Do you feel adequately wet?

Lazard: goddess yes, but, ah, I don't need the meat, well, not THAT meat, on my face.

Sephiroth: Oh! *Licks it off, has a nice little snack*

Lazard: *trembles*

Sephiroth: Shall we go out then? I'm unsure if the beans are meant to be flicked here or abroad; I was hoping you would advise.

Lazard, leaning against the counter, voice coming out in a squeak: We can stay in!

Sephiroth: Are you certain? While full of protein and with a vegetable, this hardly seems an appropriately fancy meal for someone I am trying to woo.

Lazard, hiding his...area d'oolala...and sweating: No it's fine!

Sephiroth: I can always summon Masamune to ward off children!

Lazard: I don't think that would be necessary either way *panting*

Sephiroth: Well, if we're not going out, I would like to show you what else I learned. *Throws another wet piece of lunch meat on the floor, then his coat on top of it (oh Gaia, the button monstrosity is a tank top that shows his arms), then picks up Lazard and walks over it.* There! You wouldn't be wet if it was raining! At least your feet wouldn't!

Lazard, face to face with the hottest man in Midgar: Take your pants off.

Sephiroth: One last thing! *Grabs the nearest door, which happens to be the bedroom door* *beaming*

Lazard: Are you...holding the door for me?

Sephiroth: Yes!

Lazard: fuck me

Sephiroth: Of course!

[chaosarchivesandordervault]

First none setting or profile post here. Also first time I've included a mun tag for a side blog.

Anyway, with how I'm referencing so much since there's no plot Basically anything I consider important will be mentioned at some point. But that said. Just to be sure is it fine to mention you in posts your characters or settings come up in?

@ancicntforged @sephirisms @hxroic-wxlls-rxborn @divinityunleashed

[kingsephir]

Regularly scheduled mental breakdown-

I WANNA GO HOME OH MY GOD.

I miss my friends and I want to hang out with my cousins and i'm tired of the shit that is Japan. I don't want to go home early i just want time to pass.

This winter i'm going to Istanbul so that'll help a lot.

I am having a bit of a medical crisis too- we'll see how crisis it is in two weeks or so. But like. Atleast i'm in a country and have a job with healthcare. So that's nice.

And this weekend when I was out I was having such AWFUL gender dysphoria. And so many photos of me were taken and I honestly have not felt bad about myself for a long time but HOLY LORD. I CANNOT. AND THEN MY HUSBAND (he was drunk when he said this so I can forgive his misplaced callousness) SAID FUCK YOU FOR NOT LIKING YOUR OWN PHOTOS. And I was like FUCK YOU, I CAN THINK WHATEVER I WANT ABOUT MYSELF.

And it's like i've been loosing weight and such which is good (not in an unhealthy way it's been super chill and easy and planned), but that doesn't change that I hate my stupid fucking smile it's SO UGLY. AND MY RESTING FACE LOOKS SO FUCKING SAD.

And i'm often perceived no matter how I try as awww, so adorable and small. IM A FUCKING BIG ASS MAN INSIDE. I AM. LITERALLY.

And I went out pretty Masc and the men generally handled me in a masc way. Which was AMAZING. But then my friend- (ok i'm a little jealous but also not really- it's just bc of the breakdown), IS SO GIRLY AND PRETTY (even tho she dresses generally like shit), and i'm like ahhhhhh I DONT REMEMBER HOW TO BE GIRLY I PUT ON EYELINER AND I WANNA THROW UP.

(i have had a really nice makeup routine lately that i really like that's a little girly- little masc. So that has been nice)

i was like- lemme wait a few days until I see a photo of myself then i GUESS I DIDNT WAIT LONG ENOUGH SO FUCK YOU SEPHIR. NOW MY IMAGE OF MYSELF HAS BEEN SULLIED AND I HATE MY FUCKING HAIR BUT I CANT STOP PICKING AT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I cant wait to be home in the US. (hopefully with a good prez) Hanging out and remaking relationships with my cousins, becoming close with my highschool and college friends again bc most people on this program are total FREAKS. Maybe i'll meet some NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE in the engineering dept. IM- AGGHHGHH.

My psychotic interest has been outweighed by the absolutely pathetic and under formed people HERE ON THIS GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED PROGRAM. Oh my god.

Anyways. Back to regular scheduled programming.

[eternalbxtterfly]

Which fate servant would you summon?

Lancer (ubw)

Congratulations dawg you got my absolute favorite man in all of anime. You want a loyal servant who would never betray you, but you also want someone with a strong moral compass. You aren't huge on complicated strategies and would much rather just fight each servant one on one. You care about honor at least a little, and just want to help people even if you're kinda just here because it sounded cool. Assuming you don't die from his god awful luck stat, this might be his one shot at winning a grail war! be good to my mans or i'll find you.

"Wow!I have heard this type of servant is quite powerful so i most certainly do not have any complaints about this result."

Tagging: @liecoris @thuganomxcs @fctedivided @electricea @phantomuheist @ahogedetective @sephirisms @bravesung @iceiclehorned and whoever else wishes to do this.

[horroreeriethacus]

Started running Curse of Strahd

Ok, not sure how to start this post other than hi, I'm Robin, Eerie works too, I started running a curse of strahd campaign for 6 of my friends last autumn and I thought it would be funny to make a tumblr blog to share art and updates on my players running around Barovia doing whatever they are doing! The campaign started with what is essentially the vibe of breakfast club, aka all of the characters got transported by the mist to House of Lament and were stuck there for awhile until the mist threw them into the hellhole named Barovia.

So here's a little introduction of the group, who have decided to call themselves Mistfits lmao:

Noi Zalken, the monk and token tiefling of the party. Probably the only character who is good aligned, except for our local rouge. They're also from Borca and lost their brother awhile back, so you can guess what they've been up to.

Sephir Ocrotire, our local cleric with healing, but will not heal. He has a whole Howl theme going on, got cursed and is in a complicated relationship with a fiance who is trying to kill him, (will probably make a post detailing about that another time). Also plot twist, his name isn't Sephir, it's actually Damir but he got the name Sephir after becoming a fucked up little birdman<3

Sora Ravnsdottir, paladin of Tyr and our token dragonborn. She's been confused about her disappearing mentor (who happens to be a revenant in Barovia, not that she knows). Anyways, she got cast out of her clan and is for the moment trying to figure out what fucked up secrets the clan has going on and why the hell her brother is in Barovia. Did I mention she has brother issues? This is a recurring theme in the campaign<3

Nedera Sunbrush, a halfling and our local rouge. She's got a good heart but is also a Kleptomanic which has obviously caused some consequences...like stealing from the infamous Ezmerelda. But yeah, she is trying her best and trying to make up for the damage she has done. Also Nedera happens to actually have a vistani heritage from her mother's side, so that's been a really crunchy plotline of her discovering an unkown part of her identity!!

Quarry Smith, our half-elf fighter. He has had the same mentor figure as Nedera, lived in the same district in Neverwinter as Nedera and somehow they've never crossed paths...truly a mystery for itself. Though that aside, Quarry is the type of fighter to be your ride or die, but also makes impulse decisions that doesn't lead to the best outcomes...like falling for a charismatic elf at the gambling house he dealt in, marrying the elf after one year, and then getting second-hand 4 years of debt because of said elf who in the end left him:") It's a little more complicated than that, but yeah that's for starters.

Last but not Least, Koyla Cassius, who was actually the long lost prince of the Dusk kingdom! His mother escaped to faerun before everythin with Strahd and he had sort of been chillin on an island with a soldier who's soul was trapped there. They had a very good soldier x king thing going on. Kolya was your snarky but lovable noble-acting elf. Unfortunately though he met his end by Strahd's hand.

But yea that's the party, a bit of a long introduction I know. I'll try and keep it a bit shorter for the future, so feel free to jump along if you're intrigued!

[incestousduo]

@sephirisms replied to your post “Darla is the type to try and have a quicky before...”:

Good luck to Shido trying to explain why he was late to the next emergency meeting-

​She would also try to visit him at work sometimes and take care of him really quick

[tairisiugirlsoofgrana]

Thinking About Nakita

Mouse looked at what she'd done, sighed, pulled the laces back out, and began re-lacing the leather segments of the horse's barding back together properly. Clearly, her thoughts were elsewhere.

"You're distracted today," said her Aunt Ariadne, who was also working in the stables.

Mouse stopped and simply sat down, nodding. "I entertained an Ahib while everyone else was away. She spent the night and I made her breakfast. She wasn't what I thought but she was so… closed off, walled away… so careful."

Ariadne nodded back at her. "Consider her perspective, in a city where she likely felt little welcome, Meronar."

Meronar thought about it but then said, "It felt like there was more Aunt Ariadne. Something else lurking. And then when it felt like she was opening up a bit, she said something that confused me, about Sephir, so I mentioned about Sephir trying to summon Hadum. After that she withdrew. It seemed like she didn't know."

Ariadne took a deep breath. "This suggests Queen Viorencia doesn't feel confident fighting a war on two fronts, against us and another against Sephir, because we know Viorencia doesn't want Hadum. We just disagree, extremely, on how to deal with the problem of Hadum."

The older Ganelle looked at Meronar. "Let me talk to some others, but Meronar… be very careful with this Ahib, please?"

Mouse nodded. "I will, Aunt Ariadne. I almost told her there were Vedir who had chosen Grana and the Mother Tree but I stopped. I was afraid that idea might upset her even more after talking about Sephir."

Ariadne smiled then turned and walked out of the house. She needed to talk with someone.

[compendiumhistoria]

thewildmother replied to your post “another thought: the fact that if anyone genuinely hurts Calantha,...”

v sexy of them, can agree

Listen, y’know, ride or die loyalty and all members of a party ready to murder for the others is Very Good, y’know,

[bitchfitch]

Google just pulled some Shit.

One of the YouTubers i follow offhandedly mentioned he used to make remixes under the name 'sephfire' so i went to look them up bc i was curious, and this is how Google decided to credit him:

Sephire is in fact really named Daniel Floyd, they got that right, but this wiki entry is for the wrong Daniel Floyd. the actual Daniel Floyd who's behind Sephire is a video game animator who's worked on halo as well as at Pixar Canada, while also being the creator of the Extra Credits, PlayFrame, and New Frame Plus channels on YouTube. So idk. it Really rubs me the wrong way to see a certified cool dude who was on a charity stream benefiting trans health resources just yesterday is getting conflated with this ass.

that's animator Dan Floyd's face too so Idk man. it just sucks balls.

[salternateunreality2]

Genesis is AGSZC's Karen Soccer Mom

If Angeal is Momgeal, Genesis is Momesis.

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He has many times showed up to ream authorities out for mistreating his boys. (He gets it from his mom, Genevieve Rhapsodos)

I'm writing up another post about finances, and remembered that I HC Gen to be the most astute and anal about finances. He also goes to great lengths to yell at the board and Hojo for embezzling from Sephiroth, and at Cloud's superiors for not paying him overtime when Cloud's pleas go unanswered.

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Hojo: Hello, Sephir-

Genesis: *bursts in* excuse me, are you the one that said Sephiroth can't work for the next few days because he has lab time scheduled? I thought I made it clear that this was unacceptable on the phone. Are you stupid or deaf?

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Scarlet: Get on your knees, trooper!

Cloud: FUCK YOU

Genesis: *bursts in* Language, love. Scarlet, you may go fornicate with a cactus. I instructed you not to go near a single trooper ever again. Do I need to explain it to you in simpler terms? Goo goo ga ga no trooper for Scarlet or Genesis make Scarlet go boom!

Cloud: ...you are a master of the common tongue.

Genesis: *sniffs haughtily, smoothing back his hair from where it dislodged* I am indeed.

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Angeal gets help when he's being too nice to people, especially when bargaining. He's not bad at it, he just lacks the ruthlessness necessary to wiggle the price down once the seller tells him their family will go hungry.

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Zack: Shoot, I can't find my ID card!

Cafeteria worker: No card, no food. This is the 5th time, Fair, you are about to be banned from the cafeteria.

Genesis: Excuse me.

Cafeteria worker: Oh Gaia.

Genesis: Where is the limited-use card I left with your manager for the express purpose of assisting Mr. Fair? Is it not in that very register drawer? I could have sworn I watched her place it there.

Cafeteria worker: He can't keep doing this though!

Genesis: Get. me. your. manager.

[chaosarchivesandordervault]

It should be noted Freyja does like adopting people. Nis (@hxroic-wxlls-rxborn) is an adoptive little sister which is the one public case of her doing such a thing. Kiana (@ancientforgcd) more an adoptive step-daighter she got because of Ruby (Also Ancientforgcd) while because Himeko (@sephirisms) shares an appearance with one of her daughter looks and also uses fire, she one-sidedly and keeps such a thought to herself considers the girl a God-Daughter.

If she can get away with publicly adopting people as relatives, she'll straight up do so. But if not, she'll still consider them as such. But will merely stick to lending a hand occasionally.

[kingsephir]

Time for my yearly pinned post update.

Hey, I'm Sephir. Seph is also ok. 27, ENTP, bi, Taurus Gemini cusp, scorpio moon, Year of the Ox. You can figure from there I suppose.

Lived in Japan for ~3.5 years but moving back to the US before my next birthday.

Future mad engineer. Maybe I'll make music someday too. Been leaning into my insanity.

I like supernatural horror, Cryptozoology, reading (all genres but especially scifi), learning languages (Japanese Turkish and German are my best rn), mathematics in general, Overwatch, Jujutsu Kaisen, Bleach, health and fitness, Travel, music(all types), and Piano/violin.

My blorbos are some of the worst. If you like them too pls talk to me about it 🥺