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The fuck you mean Deb Scott is Star Trek tng
#I went on a whole ramble about the lynd girls#and all looking exactly like their mom#and I go and pull up Barbara’s IMDb and there fucking Star Trek#it’s only one episode but-
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she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬
#sims 4#the sims community#simblr#ts4#sims 4 edit#mysims#drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life#editing this in general did but the tears were my hell#her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj#she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts#shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds#she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working#she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater#and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store#all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded#she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive#and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom#her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her#she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life#but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better#she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful#she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self#she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right#there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 🫵🏼
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A lil guy !
#honkai star rail#dan heng#genuinely have a million things i wanna draw and then zero energy#so dan heng in a hoodie#now i gotta go get dinner sooooo maybe that will give energy and then i can draw more of what i actually wanna draw#but i kinda spent like ... hours ? talking to my mom earlier today#since shes been in the hospital for many many days#so i was catching her up on whats been goin on and showed her silly lil videos#and telling her how hyped i was for summer hrid and she (very patient with my fe talk)#was like you always tell me about banners being bad so it must have made you REALLY happy to say the whole banner is good#and im like yeah and i had multiple people on multiple sites like hey salmon/moeblob did ya see the banner#and she was like thats so cool that people acknowledge who you like and im like yeah it is p cool#and then i told her how mad i was at the absolutely criminal act of limiting how you can watch clue (1985 hit movie)#like i told her yeah sure i own it twice on dvd and once on itunes and that the only way to watch those#are either desktop or ps2 and how i dont have access to my itunes email#and i dont have it on my laptop so i sadly would have to rebuy the movie on itunes under a new acct#then i said how i loved that it was free to watch with ads on yt and id watched it twice that way#but then recently wanted to watch it on there but laptop and hoo boy you have to buy or rent it now#so i v angrily was like fine whatever ill do the thing and leave my room and go watch it on my moms tv#while she isnt around and use her amazon prime where it should be included except ! IT WASNT!#YOU HAVE TO HAVE PRIME TO BUY OR RENT IT NOW TOO!#HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS AND WHY ! who in the world is watching this movie so much that isnt me that they have to charge for it now#on all platforms unless you straight up pirate it#and hey why would i of all people be needing to pirate a movie i own physically two times and digitally once#this is literally a personalized attack to me#and my mom was like i understand how you feel cause yeah thats really weird to do to a 1985 movie#and im like yes exactly i have morals and principles that make me opposed to this and its v maddening#and she said she understood and its ok next time we are having power issues and i have to shut down#that if i really wanna watch it i can rent it on her amazon account and i looked at her and shes like oh you feel v strongly about this#and i do! I HAVE HAD IT GIFTED TO ME TWICE ! I BOUGHT IT ONCE! WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT IT FOR MORE MONEY!
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According to Rise of Red, defintion of girl power is uh, shaming a girl, aka Chloe Charming, for uh...being a princess??? For being kind??? For being a rule obeyer??? For not liking getting dirty when there's literally nothing wrong with characters who don't like getting dirty- Seriously, this movie's odd love for shaming a female character can kinda go up there with D1's whole Mal shames Audrey scene to cheer up Evie....and maybe overtake it as worst time Descendants did this because at least that was one scene, this was a whole ass sub plot in Rise of Red for some reason.
#disney descendants#descendants#descendants the rise of red#the rise of red#yeah imma be real i dont get shaming chloe for hating doing dirty stuff or touching gross stuff#is it weird with her reactions at times? yeah#but like so what#its not exactly a character flaw#and its kinda reaching when shaming her for being like it#also like still not over red saying look where being kind obeying rules got your mom to chloe#RIGHT AFTER THEY FOUND OUT CHLOES MOM IS DEAD LIKE#FILM DOESNT SHAME RED AT ALL FOR THIS#AND HAS CHLOE HAVE TO LEARN TO DO WHAT RED WANTS TO GET THE BOOK#like is it really a fucking main character if she never learns and is treated like shes perfect and such#while her co-star is the one getting shamed for breathing
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The Haidamane siblings
#FAIZAAAA COUYA IS TRYING TO UNDERGO APOTHEOSIS AGAIN!!! FAIZA YOU HAVE TO KILL THAT BITCH!!!!! I'M TELLING MOM#wait this is the first drawing I've posted of Faiza. fuck#Faiza and Janeys look very alike and can pass for twins.#Couya has a very similar face to her father. She has a different mother and doesn't Closely resemble the other two#She and Janeys share a similar signature cold dead-eyed stare. Also freckles and the same hairline.#Couya and Faiza are almost exactly the same height.#The three of them all have prominent crow's feet wrinkles... Which look like eyelashes here#couya haidamane#janeys haidamane#faiza haidamane#the white calf
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Okay I know I’ve posted about this before, but I just want to say thank you all one more time for the curly hair advice!!
My hair keeps getting curlier as it gets longer, and I haven’t quite figured out how to keep it this curly on days where it’s not freshly washed (or, more accurately, I haven’t found curly hair products I’m not allergic to) but even when it’s less curly I love it. It’s almost long enough for tiny pigtails!
#the person behind the yarn#my hair being curly makes me so happy it’s a little ridiculous#but like. most of the time my feelings about my appearance are neutral?#and I LOVE the curly hair. floofy! chaotic! could hide small tools in it if I wanted to!#I wanted curly hair exactly like this so much when I was a teenager I almost got a perm#and now I have it!!! no perm needed!#also I finally look related to my family????#I don’t look much like any of them. like. at all.#but now my hair looks like my mom’s!#anyway it’s my birthday my hair decided it would be like this today (I have very little control over the style)#and I love it so I wanted to share it :)
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i wanted this comic digitalized so bad that i used max's birthday as an excuse. :)
this is the true ending. if im insane enough ill show you the alternate ending though
bonus because i just. it just kinda peters out. longggg post yayyye
#adventure time#wizard city#together again#i realize if im all 'oh every wizard kids has to have their episode tagged' then i should be that stickler about mister death.#mr death#mr fox#blaine#digital#distant lands#long post#im gonna also throw in#suicide mention#because its not very obvious or serious but mr fox's brain did go there. sorry. and i guess thats technically the whole. hm. yeah okay. h.#larry#blaines mom#ALSO THERE. i cant. make her look right. to me. but shes. so much to me. i KNOW they have one. its so specific in my head that they do#they cannot be being raised solely by a posse of wizard guards. that cant be real.#'dont let them take you without saying goodbye to me blaine' - mom whose kid's best friend just got zilched with no warning. :| real great.#'you took my friend away' '(loading....) ohh. the old guy took him but i can figure it out. yeah. i know a lot of people one sec.'#i feel like there is more i should say. hm. but ok guess not! happy bday max. im scheduling this to post exactly on ur bday#this comic was mostly for me. but mr death is there and hes sweet. so i will post it on your bday.#au#idk if it needs an au tag but it’s getting one. i talk a lot in digital art pieces
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More of my siblings need to have kids so I can track who has the family genes more strongly
#my one sister's kids look EXACTLY like her as a baby and like my one uncle's kids#my other uncle's kids look exactly like their mom#my other sister's kid looks just like his dad although his facial expressions are all from her#we need more data points#siblings
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My dad is like a cartoon character to me because why is he always announcing his every move like I gaf. "I just had 6 sandwiches but don't you worry about poor ol' Carlos... I still have space for my coffee with milk" okay.... good for you I guess. Everything he says is so random and inconsequential and he moves so strangely too like I am aware I do the exact same thing but it's wild to see it on someone else. Yesterday I told him he's going through menopause and he went "Nooo I'm pregnant" I asked with WHO and he just said my mom's nickname. Also he does in fact refer to himself as "pobre Carlos" and "Carlos Puerta" the 1st one being because he grew up really really poor and the 2nd one cause he's always fixing doors at his job. He is not a real human being to me he's like on the same level of mythical roommate as Mila
#diary#He behaves so autistically sometimes it's not even funny. also I get my stutter from him. go figure#''chucky come look at my toy car collection'' and he's laid them all out on his and my mom's bed#(he calls every kid ever Chucky)#he gave me a pair of pants he got for himself but ended up not liking and now keeps trying to give me clothes I don't need#also ''you know what we should buy you like 5 pairs of those same exact pants'' like Okay my thoughts exactly but I am good on clothes now.#he's always weird about gifts too in the sense that he Needs to give things to people.#Anyone who comes over WILL be leaving with a pack (or two) of these white cloths we use for cleaning. and they all love them
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Y'know I'm pretty sure obsessively thinking about a lego cartoon all day every day for over a decade to the point that it's a key part of your entire personality and one of the first things people know about you is just. Not a very allistic thing to do. Y'know? You understand me?
#mom it's been a DECADE#a DECADE of me doing this#but noooo I can't be autistic because I'm not exactly like my cousins or whatever she thinks autism has to look like 🙄#and I HAVE other traits!! I do!! but those are written off as just annoying habits or personal failures on my part!!#she KNOWS how much I like this show. she's been THERE for my incessant ramblings and half-baked theories#she's been THERE for my piles and piles of fanart that all started with a silly doodle of Lloyd#she's SEEN me turn everything intonan excuse to talk about Ninjago!! it's a running joke with people who know me!! it's a whole thing!!#it's one of my defining traits!!!!!#fuckin hell man!!#sorry for the rant on main lol#autism#autistic#ninjago
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every time i put on my fluffy/poofy headband to wash my face/do my make up, hyunjin's voice just rings through my head like some voice of god or smth
"tch...hairband"
every time. without fail.
#pic of hyunjinnie for funsies#but its every damn time#and every time i even look at the damn thing lmfaooo#also i just realized it looks EXACTLY like his but green#i stole it from my mom cause i needed one lmfao#i wanna get a kuromi one#stray kids#skz#hyunjin#hwang hyunjin#they all just live in my head rent free
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Whats your opinion on Coffincest where their mom gets involved, or she tries pulling a "if you let me go you can fuck me"? I personally think Andrew would have actually died of horror if his mom had attempted that, and Ashley would have liked the idea of getting to push her mom around only to get jealous
Okay being honest anybody who knows me knows I'm not fond of that dynamic. Leaving besides the fact that I really dislike their mom because she lowkey reminds me of my mom and how she treats me and my older sibling I just don't think it's actually in-character at all lol
I guess I can see her offering that if maybe her husband hadn't been around (Interesting that he is pretty much the only thing she seems to care about, she does get pretty upset when you choose to cut him for the blood. She still cucks him either way tho lol deserved.)
But I really don't think so, I mean she's supposed to be less messed up than her kids even at a soul level (Her growl and stare is also way softer than Ashley's) and she just calls them gross and wants to separate them, while symultaneously not caring enough about either of them to actually do anything, or even stop mistreating them.
I really don't think Andrew wants to fuck his mom, like point blank.
Just can't see it.
He's way too horrified and also he hates her guts.
And Ashley hates her, but her manner of estabilishing control or asserting dominance isn't really sexual. She's more physical with Andrew when she's happy not when she's angry, unless she's hitting him.
So while I think Ashley would be very elated to see her mom being reduced and disminished like that, what she actually wants it's for their mom to resent and regret Andrew as much as she regrets and resents her.
So the suggestion of fucking her brother would not be taken kindly by Ashley I think she would just launch at stabbing her immediately while berating her verbally.
Andrew would not try to stop her.
#actually in my head dynamics where their mom gets involved are classified as gravecest because that's their shared last name#like todocest its about all of the todorokis for example#but coffincest it's specifically about andrew and Ashely#andrew is gonna be so grossed out with himself once he realizes Ashley looks exactly the same as their mom lol#they both super hate her and she hates them back at the end coffincest are propelled by their love of each other not by their hatred#they both wind up dead when they hate each other so yeah#soleil asks#the coffin of andy and leyley#coffincest#gravecest#<- hey finally using the tag#ashley graves#andrew graves#Ms Graves#this is just my opinion of them lol
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You are a seventeen year old lesbian. You ran away from home and are lying about every aspect of yourself in order to work your way up the ranks of the war crime factory, and it’s working— you got promoted to work directly under the citystate governor as personal security for him and his family. And now you have a crush on his wife. (would that be fucked up or what?)
#just me#look I drew a thing#an ballad brothers#Ari ballad brothers#Ari’s mom ballad brothers#<— she has a name idk why I’m tagging her like that#anyway. top ten funniest situations to put that guy in.#this is like fifteen years before the main story lmao it’s funny to see An so. uh. well#top ten guys who Knows Exactly What They’re About by the time the story rolls around#they’re Cool and it’s on purpose#here? not so much#also I DID do the math wrong Ari should be like five or six by the time an got promoted but I drew this in half an hour at 3am yesterday#Ari’s dad. was also supposed to be there. but I forgor what he looked like and it’s too late now#also an. bestie. bud. she is NOT worth it she’s so nothing lady#she’s an Instagram influencer and she’s raising that child in the BEIGEST of houses#and she’s literally gonna die of pneumonia in like 1-3 years#top ten ladies who does not really think employees count as people#idk if she’s straight or aroace or what but she’s definitely not into genderweird dykes#(not that an is especially aware of that part yet.)#(also they’re aroace aswell but they’re dyke in the gender with a big heaping side of No Actual Gender At All)#Yk how it is with spaghetti
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kinda hate when people ask you 'what do you really wanna do with your life though?' and 'get paid to bake and then spend all the rest of my time alone in my peaceful house playing video games and chilling with my cats' is not a *good* enough answer
#I didn't SAY I don't wanna work. did I? I said I wanna work baking cakes in my house for people#and still taking care of my disabled mom who SPOILER ALERT isn't aging backward! this will not get EASIER#I have spent a majority of my life taking care of my family#at 15 I was driving around taking ppl to drs appts and surgeries and caring for ppl AFTER surgery and doing the grocery shopping and cookin#when it was 9pm on a saturday and my brother would come to me and be like I have a diorama project due monday I forgorrrrr#I had to go to the store and buy supplies and help him#I bought him his first car. and second. and third.#I AM TIRED. I don't want kids. I don't want ~a family of my own~#like bitch I ALREADY HAVE A FAMILY. or are you gonna do all this shit?#I'M FUCKING EXHAUSTED. I know EXACTLY what I WANT my life to look like#it's just not the slice of good ol' americana capitalist bullshit people wanna hear about so it's 'not good'#I'm so tired today#it woulda been my cousin's birthday today and I cannot handle any more shit man#erin explains it all
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tom's ig is so sweet, he posts a lot from past thursday gigs, shares videos of him doing his guitar parts in the songs with the fretboard in plain view (when he did the understanding riff he said he messes it up 100% of the time after twenty years and so not to worry if someone also messes up trying to play it), his own sketches, and stuff like the above with the demo attached
#the sketches included a lovely drawing of tim with a really sweet caption#also at some point he tagged his mom so i had a look at her profile and for one he looks exactly like her#for two her favourite thing seems to be using an app to attach her face to beefy and tough male characters in movies#like thor and travolta in pulp fiction#the understanding riff video had a comment section full of people being like ''ah. so that's how it actually goes''#''i've been doing it wrong for 17 years'' ''we all were''#the sincerity and being just so heartfelt is definitely one of the main things i love about this band#txt#thursday band#the song in the post was this side of brightness btw
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elegance.
#dgm#D.Gray-Man#Alma Karma#cw blood#my head is filled w thoughts of Alma as a bride in a huge kitsch 80s dress#okay maybe not 80s more 60s/70s. thinking of my moms dress actually so#lots of lace long gloves puffy sleeves swooping neckline muah smtg guady#UGH or Princess Diana's oh exactly like that#just think about how past!Alma wldve thought abt potentially getting married and starting a family 'after the war'#Her covering Her face as an Akuma saying 'don't look at me' lives in my head forever. her excorcist uni#is quite tradtional and seems unpractical for battle but its def feminine to the MAX#so just. idk how to explain it but the body dysphoria i guess#Alma wanting tofit that echo of pretty but being all wrong for it. hair too dark to unruly adams apple sharp angular broad all wrong#wanting to be soft and slim and pretty pretty pretty.hiding it under layers of clothes and lace and accessories...#or being basicly the same height as Kanda and lamenting over it like nonono this is all wrong#tearing at their hair and picking the skin and scratching and ripping the dress and breathing awful#'not pretty not a woman will never be Her for //Him// never be enough' mentality#evevn tho Kanda literally does not fucking care about any of that like it doesnt even cross his mind hello hes trans duh they all r#idk i interpret them both as slightly diff like Alma seems much more in-tune w Her on an unconscious level its very emotional = turmulious/#VS Kanda who is very mentally inflicted its very physical and obsessive/conious thought near impossible to ignore ie the lotus n Her vision#so they act diff bc the influence of their Other is different. idk what im trying to say anymore actually. lmk if that makes sense T-T#ALL THAT JUST TO SAY I WANTED TO DRAW ALMA IN A WEDDING DRESS LMFAO IM SORRY IM CRAZY
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