#and a shovel to the head

[tarudce22]

i love you you love me lets chase barney up a tree with a baseball bat and a shove (or bullet) to the head now barbey is dead

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[keferon]

Important info please read!!

I am a goddamn moron. And I reeeally fucked up.

You know that thing when you get in a new fandom not from watching/reading canon material but from looking at fanart and fanfics?

So your perception of what characters should look/behave like is based on things other people draw and write?

Yeah. I first discovered Texaid through fanfiction and then went to look for some fanart of it and then, like an absolUTE FUCKING IDIOT, assumed I knew what they looked like because I saw how other people draw them. When in reality I was basically drawing other person's design from memory this whole time??? And no one ever called me out about this until today?? Why no one told me sooner ohmyfuckingod I would stop this shit instantly

Guys. GUYS. Those Texaid designs belong to @disformer They were never mine. It's fucking important you all know that.

I'm going through all imaginable stages of grief rn I'm so sorry. I won't use the designs ever again. Stealing them wasn't my intention. I knew Vortex and First Aid as a rare pair never really had any interactions in canon so I didn't bother to do a proper research about them and just went with what I saw in fandom. I'll go search for my clown shoes now.

[silvertherogue715]

POV: Briar is asking too many questions.

@naffeclipse finally had time to draw the gorgon man again!

Other O' Medusa art: First - Second - Third - Bad end - Fourth - Fifth - Sixth - Seventh

[nenoname]

again it's wild that the mystery shack is right on top of a massive lumberjack graveyard where zombies actually rise up on their own every month??? and actually infected other people????

(yes i believe in classic stan pines fashion, stan ignored what the fuck was going on and beat up what-appeared-to-be-teens without bothering to ask a question)

[bujlililu]

Just a little doodle... for someone...

[ghurab-alzilal]

Chastisement I

4 y/o Damian: I'm... grounded?

Talia: Yes, you are!

4 y/o Damian: Please no! I will behave!

LoA's Jason: I'm sorry, mahbub. You disobey a order.

Talia, bringing a shovel with her : And now, we're gonna bury you until you have learned your lesson!

LoA's Jason, consternated : That's not how grounding works.

Next

[ianthewife]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😋 this strain is called “the gospel of haven” itll have you zoinked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i can feel the weight of the suffocating societal norms and responsibilities that are pressing down from each and every side, leaving no room for even the slightest sense of autonomy, oh fuck are you also feeling this creeping yet inescapable dread of the unwanted future and an unsatisfying life we are being pushed and forced into like into a meat-grinder because in the end assimilation is nothing but consumption and the destruction of self???

my buddy isiah narrating : if they were a failure, then they wouldn’t be expected to succeed

[canisalbus]

fish vasco as a catfish so u can substitute his big droopy ears for long whiskers. there was a case of a golden catfish apparently soooo im Just Saying

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[mooglemarauder]

Miniroth: Why are you carrying that spare sword? The extra weight will hinder your posture.

Smolgeal: Oh, this sword is a gift from my father. Use brings about wear, tear, and rust, so I want to use it as little as possible.

Miniroth: That sounds impractical.

Smolgeal:...

Genesmol: This is my sword, Rapier.

Miniroth: That is not a rapier.

Genesmol:... I know, it's named Rapier

Miniroth: I am beginning to think that neither of you are familiar with proper weapon management.

Smolgeal: Says the guy that fought with a stick.

Miniroth: That was ONE TIME-

[al-luviec]

vito

[keferon]

Non related but in need of advice, what do u do when a 4 YO toddles discovers the concept of death and now is crying bc they just realized the old dog that the family has will die one day🧍‍♀️

I'm the last person you should ask about that stuff. I grew up in a forest lol. Discovered the concept of death when my granpa gave me a bucket of alive fish and asked me to take their organs out before we cook them.

[ddeck]

im like a middle aged cishet guy who hates his wife but my wife is star wars and i cant stand her

[skate2victory]

shovel girl in wonderland

[caeruleosanguine]

If I was cool, I’d get a sword tattoo on one arm and a scepter on the other, then cross my arms to make the Ventrue Clan symbol, but I’m not cool. I’m a nerd who has to frantically throw a Dark Ages Sabbat campaign together before Sunday.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

RIP Tony Collette

Get it.

RIP.

Because he was ripp-*I am taken out by a gay Italian witch assassin*

[winningmymind]

It's hilarious how nosy Neil is about everyone while being so secretive himself to me

Like, in the tail end of TKM when the Foxes party with the Vixens, Neil wants to watch how different Aaron is when he's around Katelyn now that the twins are allowed to openly date and like Nicky n them have to teach Neil not to waste an empty dorm cuz Andrew left the party early

Neil really should be hired by TMZ or something the way he is always locking in on info/gossip or whatever