#i cant quite remember the fourth version

[tarudce22]

i love you you love me lets chase barney up a tree with a baseball bat and a shove (or bullet) to the head now barbey is dead

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[goblinselfshippr]

WAIT HAVE WE BEEN OVER HOW NERO FITS IN WITY MY S/I YET OR NO???

Ah well, I'll go over it again anyways.

So, in order to gain control over someone as hardheaded as Vergil, Mundus needed something to hold over his head. That something was a copy of me, alike in everything except biology- as far as Mundus knew I was human. He had no need to make a demonic version with powers anyway. He needed something weak and malleable for Vergil to worry over. Poor guy's head was already so messed up from becoming Nelo Angelo that he didn't really question too much.

So I have it written the woman in red shown in the fourth game special edition is the human copy, and he's so excited to see (who he thinks is) his mate. I dont think the crazed demon king knows too much about human biology OR maybe he's just so much of a bastard he wanted to give Verg a family to then rip away. Either way, the copy has Nero.

Some sort of magic protects Nero from getting eaten by demons, and he winds up in the orphanage. S/i admittedly finds him first on a routine check up of the realms (I think Fortuna is one of those places in the cannon that is Too Fucking Close to purgatory, cant remember). She's PISSED because this looks to her like her mate isn't dead and has moved on quite happily.

She's completely fucking gobsmacked when Dante shows up a decade later with a boy that's the exact mix of her and Vergil yo he literally looks like us cant even flex. This is how I KNOW I am Vergil's type. Nero even has my fucking freckles bro-

How she figures out what happens is debatable. I have like three different versions, including: she kills the copy and puts nero in the orphanage herself out of a jealous rage (greek myth parallels), she has a fucked up nightmare about it, something something soul bond makes her recognize their son, and Vergil is a dipshit thats blurts out "our son" and s/i is like babe not THIS uterus.

[sourstars]

for the number list 👁 84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

OHOHOHO? HI WORM <333

okay so!

this isn’t going to make sense unless you’ve watched the channel or heard ab it at least, but some time ago markiplier and crankgameplays had a channel named unnus annus, and to put it frankly, it saved my life.

i was in such a bad spot that i almost completely quit out on life, but i stumbled upon their channel together after viewing them for a few years and i thought to myself “if they gave themselves one year to do as much as they can, why can’t i?” and i want the tattoo to be a timer; 00:00:01 for the reminder that even if it’s one second left, my time counts, with or without the words “remember you will die” bc yeah, i will. eventually. not now, not any time soon but i will, and the least i can do is make my time memorable while i’m here. i want this over my heart!

my second idea for a tattoo is a lyric from any of the songs achilles come down, persephone in the garden, or another song i cant remember the name of rn! i have it in my notes tho so i could find it eventually! i want it on either my ribs or my collarbone!

i also considered a lighthouse on the back of my left shoulder, with the line “you are the lighthouse outside of my storm” bc it was a line i never used in my writing but i have the snippet for! i could send it to the poly gc if you want me to!

my fourth and final one is a pomegranate and possibly a red carnation, with the words “please have pity on my heart” bc hadestown has always been a big part of me since the moment i first found it, and in the line is only in the live version as “to please have pity on his heart, and let him lay me in the dirt.” idk it always stuck with me! possibly one one of my shoulders or collarbone!

maybe they sound dumb but i’m gonna get ‘em anyway bc life is too short and i don’t have the time to worry ab what other people think of my decisions for my body!

[radramblog]

Putting Chicken Little in Mid instead of Shit is my hot take- a Disney animated tier list

Was talking about this shit with some mates and I had my laptop about with a blank page so why the FUCK not. It’s my blog, I make the fucking rules.

For the purpose of this tier list, Pixar does not exist. It’s fake news. Buzz Lightyear fucking who?

(see now I’ve gone after both dreamworks *and* Disney, you cant complain I’m biased)

First of all: the tier of things I haven’t seen and have no intention to do so. The absolutely fucking not tier.

A bunch of the old ones that no-one remembers are on here. Considering nobody talks about them, and they’re fucking Disney, how good could they possibly be? In addition to that, we have Frozen, something I considered watching at the time, and then it got huge, and I just got sick to death of fucking seeing it everywhere. It’s a universality poison, an oversaturation complex, and I absolutely have no interest in seeing us build a snowman. Can people please let this movie go already? (I think I’m very funny). Also, Dinosaur looks fucking awful (y’all know Land Before Time already existed right), and the trailers for Ralph Breaks the Internet did too. Which is a real shame, because the first one slaps. Wait that’s spoilers FUCK

Anyway next is the ones I haven’t seen but could possibly be convinced to.

The classics I haven’t seen live here. But it’s one of those things where like, am I gonna go out of my way for this? Am I deadass gonna go sit my ass down and watch fucking Sleeping Beauty as a 22+ year old bloke? Not unless someone drags me into it. I could be more easily convinced for like, Aristocats or Great Mouse Detective, because cute animals good, but you don’t have the same easy in for Aladdin or Princess and the Frog. Also, Tangled and Moana are there because like, I really cannot be bothered watching those, not my kinda jam, but if I put them in the fuck no category certain friends of mine would be quite upset.

Next is Shit Tier! Shit Tier has one member.

Home on the Range was. A movie. A lot of the time when you talk about the really bad movies, what gets brought up is a bad film (or other property) that’s just the sheer absence of good. And that is what I have to say to describe Home on the Range. A deathknell for Disney’s 2D animated division, and honestly American 2D animation as a whole. I don’t know how the fuck Princess and the Frog got made after this, because this movie was just genuinely devoid of anything memorable or entertaining. Man, it’s just cows.

The Bad tier has a lot more of the “absence of good” style- like, Cinderella isn’t atrocious, but what does it actually have going for it? I genuinely don’t remember. I only have vague memories of the Black Cauldron, but I believe the general consensus is that its Not Good. Pocahontas and Tarzan are messy and not in the fun way, and the Jungle Book is something I found exceptionally annoying as a kid. Probably because my brother likes it, nothing he likes is ever good (love you bro).

Mid tier is mostly just shit I don’t really care about one way or the other. Like, Beauty and the Beast is fiiiiiiine. I gueeesss.  I don’t particularly care for Lion King either way, and please attempt to name a single thing that happened in Bambi after the mum got shot. One thing. I suppose I should attempt to explain my having Chicken Little here, even though everyone understands it’s a bad movie. And yeah, it is, but this is my Nostalgia Pick. I’m allowed one of those. I really loved that movie as a kid, And I don’t know why, I have no justification for this. It’s not that bad, surely. I refuse to watch it again to find out.

Also The Rescuers is pretty ok? I think? I remember very little about it. But The Rescuers Down Under has a motherfucking Goanna as the villain’s pet and she’s gorgeous. Movie aint great apart from that but the goanna gets it a whole bunch of bonus points.

Finally, some good fucking film.

Okay, let’s run this one down the list. Big Hero 6 was pretty good? I watched most of it on the plane, but I never finished is and I sure haven’t been assed to fix that yet. Wreck-it-Ralph was honestly really good, and the retro game shit was a direct target square at my face. Not top tier, but extremely solid. Hercules was a beautiful disaster, and Robin Hood was a disastrous beauty (and too many folks’ furry awakening for me to be comfortable with it (says the Pokemon fan))

Hunchback is genuinely quite good, athought you really need to skip past the gargoyle bits to get the best out of it. Zootopia gets a lot of credit, goes on top tier for a lot folks, but not for me- controversial opinion, but the second half was too heavyhanded for my taste. Like, I get that you had to hammer in that metaphor for the kids, but it really did it too hard for me. Also, they really made the villain a sheep, huh. Rude.

Alice in Wonderland is a beautiful creative classic with a healthy dollop of creepy, and I have too much nostalgia for Winnie the Pooh to put it any lower than this. Fox and the Hound and Mulan are the good shit, and I don’t have much more of a comment than that.

Finally, the top tier! Good movies allowed only.

You may notice that all these movies come from that era in the 90s where they actually let the creative minds behind the 2D animation team at Disney make the things they want to? And they cranked out the best 4 movies in the entire list. Like, goddamn. Treasure Planet is a fun as fuck adventure movie that’s criminally underrated and looks gorgeous, and Atlantis is just a more refined version of such (but I’m not quite as nostalgic for that one, sorry, also the second one exists). Emperor’s New Groove is just, such an incredible comedy flick, holy shit, they really did the nonstandard plot framing and fourth wall humour in this one, and they did it well. And Lilo and Stitch is, again, a perfect movie. I never know what to say about those. It’s so much less interesting to talk about things that don’t have flaws compared to something that does. It’s a perf fuckin film, fam.

And uhh, that’s the lot of them. Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I’ve got to get back to watching Shrek the Third on my friend’s TV.

(it’s not especially good)

[enochianghost]

SU Movie thoughts

I’m basically live blogging it but in only one post

I love that the diamonds seem to be struggling with this new way of doing things. I was a little :/ about them accepting everything quite so quickly. It makes sense they’d still be tripping up! they’re like that person who only just now discovered wokeness but don’t know all the Problematic things yet and they keep saying garbage things and then being like “oh wait no”

i love when ppl remember their characters powers and make them use them in little ways that was so unnecessary, for example steven floating gently onto his bed instead of flopping and casually rolling around in a bubble. it’s the little things.(rereading this now after i’ve watched the movie and this was prob just establishing that he had powers but i love how they did it anyway)

is him just climbing out of lars’ hair just a thing now? he just does that all the time? with no warning? lmao poor lars

A song full of feels straight out the gate, of course. amazing way to remind everyone/introduce all the characters. hell yeah

holy shit i am in love with this new villain idek her name yet but she a rubber hose lovely and im <3333333 her weapon is a SCYTHE???? holy fuck i love her so much who is she girl be poofing ppl all in one swipe hell yeah! get ‘em!

oh fuck did she reset them all?? my GIRL I should be rooting for the good guys here probably but dont @ me im gay

okay but her reverted form omg she’s so bouncy and cute she IS my best friend and i love her so much. she gives off such pinkie pie vibes

okay i havent said anything yet about them so i will now. i LOVE the rebooted crystal gems. do we get to watch them become theirselves again? i cant wait

the backup crystal gems casually joking about how much they wanted to kill steven lmao

“i could’ve lost all my character development!” lmao you think she’s breaking the fourth wall but she just really into TV shows and she views the world like that now. still kinda fourth wall break but, like, explained within the show? love that

oh my god spinel is so annoying i love her so much what a little shit

backup crystal gem remix nice

oh my god spinel is such a dumbass, an annoying bouncy dumbass. just like me bitch let’s be friends

oh cool another lesbian anthem from garnet

oh haha she’s a clingy one like me too oh no

of course amethyst would be first to get back to her normal self, she’s such a good egg. I really do think she knows herself better than the other two tbh. she’s somehow the most mature of the bunch

sadie you’re doing amazing sweetie

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THAT STEVEN GREG FUSION IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE

oh oof spinel is giving off the same mood as toy story. im not allowed to get bored of anything i’ll hurt it’s feelings lmao her obsession with pink reminds me of pearl. i hope she gets the same amount of independence in the end(after watching it seems like they just gave her someone else to cling to, which i....have mixed feelings about thinking of it now. i want to see her become her own gem, but i think she also needs someone to show her she can be loved first, if that makes sense? like she needs a confidence boost. idk how well the diamonds can do that correctly tho. white especially still seems pretty obsessed with everything being Just So)

oh hell yeah bring back her “evil” version im love no, not evil version, emo version. hell yeah

oh no its pulling on the abused kid abandonment issues heartstrings. im projecting hard, my dudes. sometime im gonna feel found. anyways im crying

oh ouch at her thinking the same thing i was, what if steven ditches her the second she does as he wants

climbing the oceans to talk to lapis vibes

okay so i cried at steven’s song but anyway

“you cant just make everything better by singing some stinkin song” lol get his ass but also, like, yeah the fuck he can he’s steven fucking universe. that’s how it be on this show and that’s why i love it

oh no everything she’s saying is such an abused/neglected kid mood “i was never good enough for you and now im not good at all” ouch my heart

“staying hydrated is very important when it comes to smooching” more amazing advice from the ultimate lesbian 

THIS BITCH JUST GOT 3 NEW MOMS! girl i only got one and she’s the source of my abandonment issues. fucking SHARE. she’s as bad as steven. hoarding all the moms

so anyway im in love with everything about spinel, i love seeing everyone in their happily ever afters, i loved seeing the main crystal gems discover themselves again, the music is beautiful, i cried a couple times, all in all a good steven universe movie

[tumblunni]

I had a very odd dream! I was playing a lets play of ff7 but the game was very different.

I remember there was something about having builder units on the world map like it was an RTS or something? And there were multiple continents but all the story events could happen on any of them. It was like FFTA where you choose where to place important locations, so nibelheim could be near the start or end of the game and would have all the levels of all the plot stuff adjusted to fit.

I remember i was placing some sort of skull-shapes mountain area that was supposed to be an endgame bonus dungeon but i unlocked it early and was gonna try and cheat thru it with lower levels. Apparantly i ran a speedrun channel in the dreamverse?

Now yknow how ff7 save points are those rotating sparkly question marks? Here there was a new type of those that was shaped like a translucent glowing sword. And apparantly they were super rare and had a random chance of spawning every time u went to a dungeon? They let you add a fourth party member from a list of every monster you'd fought so far. And apparantly raised your "bravery stat" but the dream didnt really explain that.

So my dream speedrun strategy involved entering the first battle in the cave, defeating one enemy (a centipede that rolled up into a hula hoop for some reason) and then running from that battle. Cos the first battle in the cave had a story event associated with it, it would have the characters sayin somethin like "wow these monsters are extra strong!" "Yeah watch out this is the legendary dungeon" or something. So players knew it was meant to be postgame content and to quit if theyre underlevelled. But if you ran away without completing the fight then the event wasnt marked as completed and itd continue to repeat itself in the next fight, which was VITALLY IMPORTANT. So part 1 of the speedrun was resetting until you got the luck of your first fight being multiple enemies so you could defeat one centipede but still run away. Now you had to reset until you got the lucky save point that let you equip that centipede as a party member! And then in your next battle (which would play the same event), youd hope the uncontrollable AI for the enemy party member used a certain attack on the first turn. A move that would usually be kind of a bad thing- "full hp restore to both enemies and allies". But a quirk of the programming meant that if enemy hp was reset to its starting value AND you had that event in the same battle, itd think "oh its the start of the battle time to play that event" and also "no i cant do that ive already done it once ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE!" So somehow the clash of game logic would result in the battle automatically ending and dumping you back out on the map screen, albiet with no exp earned. But now you have an instant win button for every fight so why would you need exp! A button that only works in this particular dungeon and requires a shitload of resetting to pull off in the fastest way, but still good!

And apparantly the previous speedrun record was someone who exploited this bug by resetting until an enemy centipedr used the move in the first battle, and then reset until every following battle also contained a centepede who also used the move on the first turn. Apparantly it was a marathon stream where they stayed up for 48 hours, like only a speedrun on the game click but waaaaay longer IRL! But the problem with this is that you didnt have a centepede in the final boss battle so you'd always have to fight that legitimately and itd be super challenging while underlevelled. So there were people who thought my speedrun was better cos the party member centepede had easier chances to do the move and it took less IRL time, plus you could skip the final boss just as easily as any other. But other people who'd watched the marathon stream thought i was a loser in comparison cos i wasnt doing it the hard way that required si much skill and dedication. And ive kinda gotta agree that dream-me seemed like a jerk, just goibg for the "ha ha im better"! If it was really me i'd start the whole thing by giving a shoutout to the original speedrunner who originally discovered the glitch, and be like "please watch their stream if you wanna see a more climactic and awesome battle that impresses me every time! This version is shorter only because it skips a lot of the challenge."

Anyway the hula hoop centipede was cute.

[outofthewoods]

REPUTATION - ALBUM REVIEW

alright girlies here it is my first impressions (whatever I wrote down after the SS plus a few notes I made when it dropped) I AM LITERALLY....QUITE LITERALLY SHAKING....MY WIG: IS ON MARS 

READY FOR IT: At first I was kind of like…. :/ about this song but it’s actually a really good opener and a banger. Not sure I would’ve picked it as the second single but it goes all the way off. The bass has me shook Line: “he can be jailor burton to this taylor”

END GAME Very…..the weeknd vibes right ladies ?????????? this is like…..taylor’s Instagram baddie moment It is still SO WEIRD To me to hear rapping and Taylor swift in one song. Even tho we have the bad blood remix Im still….shook by Future and Taylor together ??????????? I really like this, it’s not one of my top 5 I don’t think but it’s so different from what I would've thought of for another ed/taylor collab Ed is giving me some don’t vibes..i’m into it…ed talking about the fourth of July is really iconic. Taylor telling the story of how this came about was really iconic too…I can literally picture her and ed getting drunk and being like HOWWWW COOL WOULD IT BE TO COLLAB WITH FUTURE????? LOL and then it actually happening I love her like. talk/shout/singing when she says “big reputation…” Line: “I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me” Her runs in the last chorus THANK GOD…..I NEEDED THESE VOCALS…..

I DID SOMETHING BAD THIS SONG HAD ME FUCKING QUAKING IN THE SESSION…… “If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing” THE CHORUS BANGS…..IM LITERALLY……MOUTH OPEN SHOCKED I CANT BELIEVE THIS….THE M.I.A. PAPER PLANES MACHINE GUN SOUNDS…. This is so……blank space but……..fucking darker you SINNERS “If he drops my name I owe him nothing, if he spends my change then he had it coming…” The chorus is here again Im bopping so fucking HARD WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW I’M……….CRYING AT THE VOCALIZATIONS OF THE HOOK. I’m pretty sure she said this came to her the same way she came up with “STAY!” in AYHTDWS The bridge ladies LIGHT ME UP!!! GO AHEAD AND LIGHT ME UP YOU FUCKING HEATHENS!!!! THIS SONG MAKES THE WHOLE ALBUM WORTHY OF A GRAMMY Im literally shaking like my skin is quivering….that 2000’s fade out……Please kill me

DON’T BLAME ME This is the hozier…take me to church….taylor swift version The chords are her vocals and that. Is revolutionary, Einstein found dead in Miami Line: “I would fall from grace just to touch your face, if you walk away I’d beg you on my knees to stay” The like…..wopping of the chorus is really just…..gold Her falsetto at the end of the second verse. Wig on mars This is the stoner Taylor swift song we didn't know we needed but are so thankful we have VOCALS IN THE LAST CHORUS….I NEEDED SOME RUNS AND THE PRERELEASES DIDNT GIVE THEM TO ME BECAUSE SHE WAS SAVING HER DESTRUCTION OF EVERY OTHER PERSONS VOCALS FOR THE ALBUM

DELICATE This is very Imogen heap to me…… like the layered robotic vocals. It’s very interesting…..a really good segue from DBM It’s got like a deep house….tropical feel to it that I am really enjoying girlies “my reputation’s never been worse, so he must like me for me” why does that line have me crying Taylor swift you are literally sunshine THIS IS THE CHORUS I REMEMBERED….the is it cool is it chill etc…….that’s what I thought CIWYW was after the SS for some reason ???? “do the girls back home touch you do like I do?” SECOND VERSE LYRICS Got me feeling some wildest dreams type of way she looked at me so much during this song I’m emotional, I was bopping to the chorus and she was laughing at me and winking when the beat comes in during the chorus Not a standout from the album but very cool very different good vibes man

LWYMMD Obviously a bop. I see why it’s in the middle of the album and when Taylor explained the progression of the songs this really makes a lot of sense. I’m just feeling fragile bc Taylor swift grabbed me by my cheeks, pulled me towards her, grabbed my hands, and danced with me during this song. Wow BABY I GOT MINE BUT YOU’LL ALL GET YOURS!!! We literally screamed this in each other’s faces it was so……amazing I will NEVER FORGET The video…..do we even need to remind ourselves of how fucking iconic it was When I first heard this I was so confused I had just woken up in Ireland at 6am to listen and I was like . What is this But the chorus goes all the way off tbh This is like a parallel to shake it off….the themes and messages of……being yourself and rising above what other ppl think of you…..

SO IT GOES… Ok I literally blanked this song from my memory at the session, I think bc it was right after LWYMMD and me and Taylor having our first proper moment of the night “Back against the wall….tripping when you’re gone…” This album is so bass heavy. I’m loving the studio instruments, I thought I would miss the live guitars etc but I really don’t because it doesn’t fit with the album “I’m so chill but you make me jealous” Sis we have learned from 10 years of music from you that you aren't chill al;ksdfnjksdhifbknsdfdkjf I love you mom I love the way she says so it goes! In the chorus “You know I’m not a bad girl….but I do bad things with you…” WHOMST “SCRATCHES DOWN YOUR BACK NOW…. Taylor you've done several numbers on me I stopped counting 8 years ago the whispered 1..2….3……WOW VOCALS….AGAIN……….SCRATCHES DOWN YOUR BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHES REALLY WILDIN OUT HUH

GORGEOUS This is such a cute song. For me it seems like one of the ones I like less, but at the session I remember being so happy listening to it because she pointed me out and called me by name when she was passing out the new merchandise….so I was chillin Also she kept winking at me during the DINGS!

GETAWAY CAR Queen of whisper singing I wanted to leave him….I needed a reason SUDDENLY I WILL ONLY EVER DRINK OLD FASHIONEDS. IVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OTHER DRINK Okay in my mind I was like this song is :/ but it bangs to be honest! I love the chorus Should've known Id be the first to leave….this song is full of tea ladies This song to me seems like it’s about a rebound relationship that wasn’t so serious/was just a way to release pent up emotions from something awful “X marks the spot….where we fell apart…..” the pre chorus is really out here doing that sweeties The bridge has an interesting modulation that i don't know how to feel about….this whole album is like full of surprises/polarizing musical techniques so this is cool This is Taylor Swift fleshing out a metaphor/concept masterpiece to her full ability. Queen of literature who is Shakespeare I’ve never heard of him Said goodbye….in a getaway car……. The ends of the songs are so interesting on rep…….this one goes off

KING OF MY HEART “I’m better off being alone…” Miss Taylor I’m so glad that you’ve stopped thinking this because you are really….the most WORTHY person of love in the whole wide world… This is probably my least favorite song on the album. It has some remnants of getaway car in it I feel……she’s cute but getaway car is sexy and sexy destroys cute It’s a little repetitive but I appreciate it’s placement on the album………..you move to me like a Motown beat…..alright Miss king of my heart redeeming herself My broken bones are mending……….taylor I love u………why are u drinking beer when u could be having an old fashioned tho…..beer is gross

DANCING WITH OUR HANDS TIED Thank you piano I love a live instrument The story behind this song is so heartbreaking and knowing that makes….the song so much more impactful to me “You had turned my bed into a secret oasis, people started talking putting us through our paces” here’s a big fat FUCK YOU to the daily mail Again the chorus comes in and is so….huge and sprawling compared to the rest of the song…..shaking us to our very cores! I love that you can hear the frantic/anxiety she was feeling throughout the song….like the rushed vocals and drawn out lower notes…..then the chorus just coming in with GLORY I LOVE the instrumental of the chorus so much…..it’s so beautiful and a little 1989 to me. Like very eighties synth heavy We also have some VOCALS! In the bridge and last chorus! the runs are giving me life

DRESS This song is like a …… I’m kind of drunk in the meatpacking district running from bar to bar with someone I love in the cold with big coats on….tea to me The falsetto. Queen Taylor has really been expanding her vocal register and I’m FUCKING here for it “Everybody thinks they know us” circling back to the overall theme of the album. We know what she chooses to let us know and beyond that we’re just fucking guessing sinners This song is like a …… I don't really care what they think of us I just wanna really…………see your dick and I don't care what anyone thinks of that ! THE HAIR BLEACHED LINE……SHE IS LITERALLY THE QUEEN OF SELF DRAGS I CANT SHES SO SELF AWARE ITS UNBELIEVABLE…….she’s like being humorous but also referencing a time in her life that was really shitty for her so. Queen of duplicity “I woke up just in time…” this line says so much about where she was when she started seeing Joe

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS Oh girlies…..I have been so excited to hear this again since the session. She spilled some major fucking SCALDING tea before playing this so my ass was fully ready to be sloughed The alarms in the beginning…..a champagne sea…..my dream…… This is so fucking tongue in cheek about what everyone said about her #squad “I have to take them away” DEAD this is why she stopped having 4th of July parties klsadjidfnksdfd “Stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand….” Oh no…………WHO WOULD DO THIS TO MISS TAYLOR!!!!!!! “I took an axe to a mended fence….” The mhhhhhmmmmmm………. IF ONLY YOU WERENT SO SHADY SALKJFSDNKFJGM,DFLKNJGIDK WHY IS THIS SONG ABOUT ME SITTING ON TWITTER DRAGGING PEOPLE LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER Hard knock life………..TEA……during the fucking BANGER of a chorus….this is going to be so fun on tour…..SHE BETTER BE A SINGLE!!!!! hE sAiD shE saID!!!!! Here’s to mama…….yes miss Andrea here’s to u queen of the world THE BRIDGE…..SDFLSDMFJKNDNDSLJFKNFDJDSFNSD THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE!!!!! NICE!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant even SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE Heres to my REAL FRIENDS! WOW….just wow ladies this is the future liberals want

CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT In my personal onion this is the most vulnerable song on the album. The first verse really has me out here crying in the club The chorus is so cute, this is a low-key banger and I wanna see her flying across the crowd during this song on tour

NEW YEARS DAY So here it is girlies….the most hyped song on the record…… Live piano. Minimal production. The concept behind this is so adorable “Candlewax and polaroids on the hard wood floor….” the most Taylor swift thing I have ever heard This relationship really seems like its forever my dudes she’s in it for the long run. She has never been so confident in a relationship that she’s CURRENTLY IN. She’s opening up DURING a relationship which is like……basically unheard of for her I love how subtle this is….the harmonies on the second chorus….crying in the club again “Hold on to the memories they will hold onto you…..” she said she's had that line ready to go for a while but couldn't find a place for it and here it is being adorable and wonderful also the line “Please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I can recognize anywhere” Can I just speak on that line again….it is so beautiful and simple and shows how much she’s been through and the pain she has dealt with….and the sadness she KNOWS………..but she’s okay enough to talk about it. Im crying in the club 3.0

INITIAL RANKING: I Did Something Bad Don’t Blame Me Call It What You Want Dress Delicate Dancing With Our Hands Tied This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Look What You Made Me Do Getaway Car …Ready For It? End Game New Year’s Day Gorgeous So It Goes King of my Heart

[stringsunraveled]

Treasured Trash.

What you need to know: I will have to gut this scene to fit into the story I have taped into, but I want this version to be posted. You are reading the original ending scene. In short, Talia and Raph got together and shortly after became estranged do to betrayal and feelings of jealousy. Talia has had a difficult pregnancy that Donnie has been trying to help her survive from. She has now given birth to a girl that Raph has just relieved is his. Unfortunately the difficulty has not ended yet. 

 Author’s note:I am not traditional in my writing style and I allow my dyslexia to take full credit. I tend to start backwards and them forwards again. The following scene was one of the first I wrote, and is in first draft form. In the last four months, this story has exploded into some thing new. The characters have also changed in their knowledge of what has happened in this reality and do not resumable who they truly are in this scene any more.

Disclaimer:  I do not own the characters of TMNT,but use them to get the story written down.  All other characters are my own and them and the plot may not be used with out my written consent. Warring! 18+ Viewer discretion in advised. There is vulgar language and what is considered smut through out the story but may not appear in every scene or chapter.

“NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! her vital sighs are dropping!” Donnie exclaimed

“What do ya me there dropping?” Raph said looking up from the baby that he cradled in his massive  arms.

“Heart rate is slowing and Talia’s blood pressure is falling! We’re loosing her!” Donnie screamed over the sounds of the flat line.

“Do something Donnie, you cant let her die!” Raph yelled covering the side of his baby girl’s head as to shield her from the words that her mother was dieing.

“I am trying.” He said as the sound of Talia’s ribs cracked under the weight of Donnie’s first CPR compression. “Grab the the syringe.” He yelled.

Mikey rushed over with the syringe filled with the last blue dose of anti-mutagen. As he looked down at Talia, Mikey stumbled over his words “I don’t think I can do it, dudes!”

“Take the baby!”  Raph snagged the syringe and put the little girl in Mikey’s arms. The movement disturbed her making her cry loader than when she came out of her mother who was now opening deaths door. Raph turn to Donnie.

“On the count of three in her heart. One! Two! Three!” Donnie moved away as Raph stabbed the needle into her heart and pushed the rest of the vaccination into Talia. After pulling out the needle, Donnie started to pump her chested again. “Raph breath!” 

Raph rapped his lump lips around Talia’s, which felt as cold as the blue color they were turning. He could see from the corner of his eyes her lungs expanded each time Raph tried to breath life back into Talia’s body, but he could not feel the energy that had pasted between them like it had every time their skin would touch .Leo rushed in, but he could tell Talia was gone. Her body had no light admitting from it, “guys stop! She not there.” Leo said trying to pull Raph off of Talia. Donnie stopped the compressions and put his hands on top of his head in sickening defeat.

“Fuck you, we have to save her!” Raph said as he started to compression on her chest where Donnie had stopped.

“No, dudes Leo’s right she is not there,cause she’s standing in front of me!” Mikey said wide eyed.

They all looked up at him and he was right. There was Talia touching the top of the baby’s head. 

“Sssshhhsshhhshhhsss!“ Talia said was she kissed her daughter’s forehead.”My beautiful Renewual. I am sorry I can not be with you physically in your reality any more! But, I will be there in your dreams and that is were you will hear me sing to you!”

“What the Hell!” Donnie proclaimed as he adjusted his goggles.

Talia looked up at Mikey and smiled. She then turned her head to the right towards Donatello. “You might want to start up your sensory equipment Donnie, or you are going to miss a wealth of data that will help explain to yourself and the rest of the world what is happening.

“What is Happening?” Mikey chocked out. “Are you a ghost?”

“This is her light-body, in other words her soul.” Leo said. Talia turned her head to Leo and stared at both Raph and him. 

Raph stopped giving her soul body CPR as his mouth opened in shock. Talia was the same, but different, just like Splinter said the night that they were introduced. Raph was hypnotized by how bright Talia’s blue eyes were. Her kimono hung low down on her shoulders exposing her back. Talia seen to glisten every color in the rainbow almost like she was a prism, casting color all over the room.  Her skin flawless except for the tattoos on her body. 

Tattoos Raph knew for a fact were never there before. From what he could see some were Celtic, others modern tribal, still some looked like sacred geometry. They seemed to appear and disappeared, the only one that staid was the tribal s in the middle of her back. 

As she turned around and moved over to the table, they were all memorized. Her movement was not a walk, but not quite a glide either. Talia looked down at herself watching her body turned a paler blue-gray. As her soul body color faded, her light body became more substantially and solid. 

“No matter how many times I have seen my shell in death’s state it is still a bite unsettling.” Talia said walking around the table.

“How many times have you seen your um shell?” Donnie asked as he was flipping the last switches on his sensory equipment. 

“This is the fourth reality that I can truly remember.” She then thought to herself, “When I have seen my shell it is because the puppet master did not seem ready for me to leave the reality yet. Did he not see a important factor?” 

She then looked up at Raph who was stark still. “Don't be afraid. The fact that everyone of you can see me, means you are all on the path to be light warriors.”

“Which one of us is the Light guardian, tho?” Mikey questioned. He rocking his newborn niece for his comfort as much as of her’s.

Talia turned to Mikey and preceded to move back up to him. “You all have the potential to become light guardians once you have faced your shadow selves and embrace it! But I believe you are asking which one of you is my light guardian? He is the only one who has completed that very task and the only one of you who has seen me in this form before.”

Talia then slid her hands on both sides of Mikey’s face and proceeded to tell him. “You have not been the innocent one for a long time. You have choose to stay that way because it is familiar and easy. But, You are no longer a little brother, but an uncle! You will not just be the joyful fun uncle for Renewual, but you will be her comfort. You will be the hand to wipes her tears when Raph and her don’t see eye to eye. You will be like your brothers are for you, but for her.” With that she kissed Mikey’s forehead and a strange feeling hit him. 

Mikey felt like he had a third eye and it opened. no longer burned by the weight to prove he was not the little kid any more, because Mikey was not. It was the soul he was holding in his arms, and Mikey knew what his path was of one of confidence and happiness to have and to give. 

A loud crack of light flashed above their heads. They all looked up. In the celling, a portal started to form. 

“Iss..thaat..AAA..” Donnie couldn’t get the words out.

“Tesla portal? Yes, Donnie it is.” Talia let go of Mikey and drifted over towards were Donnie was standing. 

Talia put her hands on Donnie’s shoulder and almost floated up to be eye to eye with him. “Don’t stop working with the crystals. Your work with the frequency will make them speak to you and access the Akashic Records. Don’t forget, do not let your head over run your heart.” Talia slide her right hand down placing it on his chest plate. 

“You will be Renewual’s best academic teacher. Through your work you will bring knowledge not only to her, but to this reality beyond what you can image. Don’t get discourage when your head gets in the way. Just remember some times going backwards is the answer to find the path.” She then placed her lips on Donnie’s forehead. Like Mikey, the sensation opened Donnie up, making him realize that he had the answers all a long. Talia was right; Going back to the start to understanding and to use his intuition.

Again another bright flash illuminated the room, but this time light strings darted out of the black hole that was growing bigger in the ceiling. The strings looked like wild rose canes with thorn like projection which transmitted electrical energy across each other. One of the strings swung over to Talia curling around her waist and picking her up.

Leaping in the air, Leo's ninjato came down severing the string from the hole it came out of. Talia was thrown towards the floor by Raphael. Before she hit the ground Raphael jumped over the table and caught Talia. The part of the string that was cut off hit the floor and shattered into crystal shards all around them. Raph don’t let Talia go, but held her tightly in his over sized arms. 

Talia looked at Leo saying,”This is not your fight yet, but keep them at bay as long as you can Leo. The battle will come soon enough for you to help me. Remember destiny is not the same as duty, my  guardian.”

Donatello grabbed his bo and started to swing deflecting the strings away long side Leo.

“For course Leo's the light guardian!” Mikey mocked, as he started to pull his nunchaku out and take Leo’s other side.

Leo yelled out to him “Mikey, don’t! You need to hold on to Renewual!”

“I can help dude!” 

“You are helping! Renewual has the same light energy as Talia. If one of these strings grabs her, we will loose them both!.” Leo shouted. With that realization, Mikey tucked Renewual closer into his body and covering her head with thick fingers.

Talia reached up and touched Raph’s face bring his attention back on her.“I don’t have much time my love.”

“Are you going to kiss my forehead, too?”  Raph smirked

“If I had enough time I would kiss you from your forehead to below your belt!” His eyes widened and cheeks flushed hearing Talia’s words.

“After seein’ those tattoos on your body, I want find how many are hidden?” Raph said licking his lips. 

“Most of them are. Come find me in your dreams, and I will let you find them all.” she whispered along side of his head so only he could hear. Talia wrapped her arms around his neck and without hesitation she kissed his forehead. 

With that shock of energy through the spot were her lips were still pressed, every hidden felling inside burst to the surface. He fell to his knees still holding her in his arms. Raph’s hazel green eyes welled up with tears. Wiping them away from Raph's cheeks, Talia’s eyes did the same. 

“Don’t leave me! I can’t take care of Renewual by myself. I am not a good enough turtle for you, how can I be a good dad for her?” Raph said as he lowered his head.

“For course you’re going to be a good dad! We are the same energy, the same frequency. That is why we were able to come together to make her. I know you can raise her with out me here, because I was able to raise my son by myself in the reality I came from.” She lifted his head up by wide chin to look into his heart broken eyes. 

“And you are not alone! You have a father to guide you when you need advise! Three brothers who have your back. You will have me to share communion when you meditate and in your dreams. You have the courage to face this! Will it be hard? Yes, but it is worth it my love.” 

She turned her head calling “Mikey, bring her here!”

As Talia held out her arms for Renewual, Raph deflected a light band that was darting towards his shoulder with his sai. Making sure Talia had his niece safe, Mikey grabbed his other nunchaku and started blocking the strings. Raph turned his back away to shield the two most precious light beings in his life.

Talia reached with her right hand grabbing his face again and pulled him into hers. As their lips locked exchanging the energy between their souls, Talia slided her tongue into his mouth which encouraged Raph to pull her closer. Raph knew in a few moments he would have to let her go. He tightened his hand in Talia’s hair and breathed her in as deep as he could. 

Raph tried to memorize every last detail just like he had the first night Talia asked him to stay and protect her. The feeling of her soft skin, the smell of roses in her hair, as well as the sweet taste of her mouth. A bitter reminder bought Raph back to earth, when a light band hit his shell with such force he had to shift his weight and let Talia slid to the ground.

 She grabbed his left arm and slid Renewual in it. 

“Now you have something more to live for. You have her! She is everything good about us and everything we could not be then we were alone.” said Talia as Raph pulled her in one more time so tight that either of them could barely take a breath.

“I love you, Talia! I always have!” Raph murmured

“I love you as well. We will find and see each other again, my love!” Talia replied grabbing him face and kissed Raph one more time. Talia stood up pulling her hair back into a pony tail yelling “ Leo, ninjato!” 

Leo turned and through one of the swords she had given him towards her. Talia caught the ninjato by the handle taking it behind her head she cut her pony tail off. She laid the sword at Raph’s feet and handed her hair to him. “This will protect her and remind all of you of me.” 

Sitting up and bending her head down, Talia clasped her hands together. With in the space between her finger a light ball started to form. “My bothers, you can stop now!” 

All the strings started to dart and attach to the ball. With each new string the ball grew bigger and bigger until the light engulfed Talia. “I love you all and thank you for everything!” With her last words, Talia was pulled into the black hole.

A large flash of light illuminated the room once again causing the hole to collapse in onto its self. An eerie silence was all that was let in the room. It was only broken when Donnie's sensory equipment stared to beep.

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Charmander, Caterpie, Butterfree, Pikachu, Ninetales, Zubat, Slowpoke, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Mewtwo, Noctowl, Togetic, Mareep, RaikouEntei, Gardevoir, Plusle, Minun, Kecleon, Latias, Groudon, Pachirisu, Honchkrow, Uxie, Giratina, Victini, Zoroark, Genesect

die....

Bulbasaur:What is the first Pokemon game you ever owned?

Gold version on the gameboy advance! it was a corrupted cartiage sadly so saving would never work. I’d keep it on until the batteries died                in my gameboy

Charmander: Who was your first Pokemon?           

it’d have to be cyndaquil since thats who’d i choose!

    Squirtle:Which Pokemon do you think is the coolest?       

LUXRAAAAYYYYYYYY and shiny rayquaza

        Caterpie:What is the first Pokemon you ever caught?         

i guess a sentret!

      Butterfree:What moment in the anime do you consider the saddest?          

hmm! ash’s “death” in the first movie! or the whole battle between the real pokemon and clones, mewtwo having them fighting eachother like...animals..(he took away their ‘magical’ powers), OH OH LUCARIOS DEATH in the movie Lucario and the Mystery of Mew! that whole movie is heartbreaking.

in the show, aaaaaa Pikachus Goodbye.....when ash first finds charmander, that whole rain scene....cant remember much else    

Pikachu:Who is your favourite Pokemon?

         LUUUUUXXXRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Raichu:Who is better, Pikachu, Pichu, or Raichu?        

mmmmmmmmhmhmhmmhmmm raichu      

Ninetales:Which Pokemon do you think is the most beautiful?     

ninetales herself is actually quite beautiful...espeon..suicune, raikou..shiny furret         

Zubat:Which Pokemon do you find the most annoying?        

tentacool..zubats..

       Meowth:Which evil organization is your favourite?         

Team Rocket!!

      Slowpoke:Which Pokemon do you think is the dumbest?   

well i dont like any of the ultra beasts if they count...ALL bug pokemon, 90% grass pokemon, the weak shit pokemon like luvdisc, glalie, ledian..

Eevee:What Eeveelution is your favourite?               

jolteon! and umbreon!

Vaporeon:Who is your favourite first generation Pokemon?      

arcanine!! charizard and nidoking

         Jolteon:Who is your favourite second generation Pokemon?       

 typhlosion! raikou..lugia, HOUNDOOM     

 Flareon:Who is your favourite third generation Pokemon?           

migtyena!!!!!!!!!     RAYQUAZA aggron flygon and linoone

Espeon:Who is your favourite fourth generation Pokemon?      

LUXRAAAAAAAAY lucario         and floatzel

Umbreon:Who is your favourite fifth generation Pokemon?        

zebstrika zorua...and..hydreigon : /

Mewtwo:Who is your most powerful Pokemon?

my shiny rayquaza ig! his name is kazu no kizu <3

Noctowl:What was your first shiny Pokemon?     

my first encounters were a shiny drowzee, koffing, and tentacool, but i thought they were glitches lol......my first shiny i got is a shiny umbreon i named ShadowedSoul lmao

          Togetic:What Pokemon makes you the most happy?  

all cat pokemon <3...shinx..litleo..skitty, glameow, meowth litten

             Raikou:Who is your favourite character in the anime?        

DREW!!! drew drew <33

      Entei:What is your dream team?   

guh,.. how could i choose..

Gardevoir:What Pokemon gives you the most feelings?          

aaaaaa shinx..im quite fond of granbull, charizard, lucario,zoroark, incineroar

Plusle:What Pokemon do you find cutest?

shinx growlithe, furret,litten fennekin       

Minun:Which electric rodent is your favourite?       

pikachu

        Kecleon:Which shiny Pokemon is your favourite?        

charizard, rayquaza, furret, LUGIA

Latias:What Pokemon do you wish you could have in real life?        

luxray, houndoom, ARCANINE MOST LIKELY, raikou      

Groudon:Who is your least favourite Pokemon of each type?   

     orion youre seriously making me watn to die, im so tired

Pachirisu:What is your favourite thing about Pokemon?

like literally the pokemon in general, theyre badass looking. aesthetics ig

Honchkrow:Is there any extra evolutions or baby Pokemon that have been added that you have found unnecessary?

smoochum,.magby..happiny

Uxie:What is something you wish would be added to the games?

DRAMAAAA but its a kids game so no

Giratina:What makes you the most angry in Pokemon?

never liked HMs so im glad they got rid of that, uhh how fucking hard some legendaries are to catch, like yeah make them challengeing but not IMPOSSIBLE does anyone remember primal groundon? i wanted to die with how much it kept using Rest

Victini:What battle will you never forget, either in game or in the anime (or both)?

oooo the champion battle between red and blue..blue’s words “you’re now looking at the new pokemon champion. Do you know what that means, ___? I am the strongest trainer in the world!” haunt me, and it cuts to battle, like imagining being in reds shoes and facing such an opponent (and there was no jhoto or sinnoh or other regions so at that time, blue truly WAS the strongest trainer in the world) i am shook still

that same battle in Pokemon Origins is just as good and the whole thing is just beautifully animated, along with charizard and reds battle with mewtwo

uh charizard vs clone charizard in the first movie, pokemon vs clone pokemon

charizard vs entei, charizard vs articuno (i remember watching this for the first time, i was SO into it). pikachu vs raichu, uhhh the regional battle in...kalos i think, with greninja . intense. may vs drew where they had..flygon absol vs squirtle and combusken HOOH

Zoroark: Would you be a Pokemon trainer, breeder, coordinator, etc? What would you look like?                

coordinator woul d be fun but i hate dressing up and im not that creative lol ig just a regular trainer!

Genesect:Is there any Pokemon you would want to eliminate from the Pokedex, or anything you would want to change in the Pokedex?        

its fine