#and a lot of the vocal performances arent far off

[a9saga]

no fights no tears no shade but is it fair if i say in 2024 that "fantastic baby" by bigbang rips off "abracadabra" by brown eyed girls and is worse than it?

[bomikalover]

Did my yearly rewatch of Austin and Ally (all 4 seasons) and now I’m hyper fixated on it. So I decided to yap my head off on here so if you don’t care for anything A&A specific then just scroll and enjoy my other posts or edits of the stuff you do like 🫶🏾

Anywaysss, why I’m here.

AUSTIN AND ALLY’S PARENTS ARENT GOOD PARENTS!!

There i said it.

The only one I give slack is Ally’s mom as she mostly lives in Africa for work (I think?? I kinda black out the parents storyline since I’m here for any else but the parents) plus she wrote a book and when she was in Miami with Ally she spent all her time WITH HER DAUGHTER. She gave advice, presents, and even gave her an opportunity to sing at her event which was the event she overcame her greatest fear. She was polite and sweet to all the kids, put effort to talking to them, and getting to known them. We’ve seen her for maybe 2-3 episodes TOPS in the whole show but I never disliked her. Do I think she could have had a talk with her ex-husband and made him work at his own business?? Yes but they spilt for a reason and maybe she was just already mentally clocked out of anything dealing with him…cuz I know I am.

Her dad on the other hand I majorly dislike. He opened a business just to leave in the hands of his only daughter between ages 14-18 while she was already occupied with school and then her career as an artist. Plus she had friends and a young life that she wanted to live. Fortunately Ally was lucky her 3 friends stuck around all day in Sonic Boom helping out and hanging there instead of completely leaving Ally out since she was constantly busy with work.

He was also extremely cheap. Like being cheap with urself is fine but with ur daughter is a whole nother thing. Like when he gave her emergency funds for when she went to go on tour with Austin and she actually needed it as she was stranded in an unknown state. Just to find out that her dad only gave her $6 and an expired coupon. She once again was on her own and performed for her own well-being.

And he was also unsupportive of Ally sometimes. Like in the first episode when he said that she had one in a billion chance of making it into the music industry. (Austin’s dad said that as well, but we’ll get to him later) WHAT?! Is it so hard to be supportive of ur daughter. (He does support her in future episodes but for me it’s says a lot that the first impression we get of her father is that he’s unsupportive and only wants her to run the family store)

Speaking of no support and forcing their child to follow their footsteps…Mike and Mimi Moon.

They also came out the bat being unsupportive but seemed to care enough to not force Austin to work at the Mattress Kingdom. But they heavily offered the job every time something went slightly off course with Austin’s Career. (Him getting vocal nodes or when he chose loving Ally over his career that he’s been passionately working on for years)

Both of A&A’s parents were just letting their kids travel by themselves or go on tour by themselves. (It’s EXTREMELY common for parents to be MIA in kids tv but these rubbed me the wrong way) like we rarely saw Mr.Dawson at Ally’s performances Vice versa with Austin and his parents. It took Austin having to go the doctors or Ally moving away super far to accomplish her goals to get their attention.

I’m not surprised Auslly has such a strong unbreakable bond when they’re two only children with neglectful parents who are unsupportive of their dreams. They have no one to relate to and share the passion with beside each other. They both have best friends that have been in their lives YEARS before each other yet Auslly talk of each other as if that’s all they have is each other. (Side note: the way Auslly write their songs make me question how much stuff they truly went through together. Like “You can come to me” lyrics are so sweet and intimate but also so deep but it’s extremely evident that they are singing these lyrics to each other and only each other. Like they surpassed hurdles that Dez and Trish weren’t there to surpass with them. I wonder how much of Auslly we haven’t seen and will never see.)

Dez and Trish aren’t only children like Austin & Ally. Dez has a (older?) sister and Trish has a little brother. Both their families seemed extremely happy, loving, and outwardly supportive of them…I can’t say the same for Austin and Ally.

I could go on and on about this topic alone but I’ll spare your eyes from all the reading and stop yapping. But I’ll gladly talk about all my other thoughts about certain A&A things. Like the Auslly dynamic in a whole, why Austin’s passion for music is so strong, or even why Trish can’t keep a job.

But that’s a yapper-sation for another time.

[theboytatu]

se me olvida q nos podemos hablar en español... IGUAL, COMO ESTUVO EL CONCIERTO !!! Detalles... fotos .. videos POR FAVOR 😭😭😭 review

AHHH SI ES CIERTO! wowww que hermoso poder hablar en español también amo <3 but i'll just post this in english so everyone can understand it. honestly? it was hands down the best kpop concert i've been to hfksjdkkf (others i've seen were blackpink, nct 127 and loona) so it might not be a lot but holy shit. the crowd went APESHIT it was by far the best crowd for me and i think the best they have seen cause they said it too hfkdjfkg 😭 they sold out the venue and you could tell it was packed cause the energy was OFF THE WALLS....

so first the good things

in terms of their performance: man aespa have surely worked hard to beat the no stage presence allegations. i think you could really tell they've been on tour since the beginning of this year cause they have improved SOOO MUCH. they have developed a lot of crowd control skills and they truly interacted with us in there. giselle specially is a MASTER at interaction and i think the group benefits a lot from her

the vocals were great cause the backing track wasn't too loud and they did handheld mics for most of the setlist. ningning was working OVERTIME with the adlibs. winter did extended high notes for everything. they were so confident in their vocals it was amazing to see. there were no in-ear or sound issues as far as i could tell and the venue while not being the best acoustic wise it didn't mess with the experience. i do wanna say i'm sad there was no live band :( everything was just a recorded track

lastly PRODUCTION. oh man. OHHH MAN. this tour has a BUDGET cause the visuals were fucking lit 🔥 the whole stage setup was so good and the props were there, winter with the electric guitar is a HIGH point in this. in my experience there arent a lot of kpop groups that put so much thought into their design like this and aespa were milking tf out of the cybercore and kwangya concept cause the vcrs and screens were giving blade runner. i was mesmerized by the visuals in the screens

for the not so great things... I think their costume design was lacking so much 😭 there weren't a lot of costume changes and the outfits were pretty basic. they lacked cohesiveness and even for their solos it did feel like they just threw on whatever. SM insists on putting them in ugly ass school uniforms for like the entire last part of the set. and they use the shortest fucking skirt for ningning it makes me nauseous.

another weak point was the dancing. it simply didn't stand out as much as the rest of the stuff i mentioned but tbh the girls still put on a good show. they did full choreo for their biggest songs and the backup dancers helped elevate it a lot but a lot of the bsides didn't have or needed choreo you know? like im content with seeing them sing a great song rather than have them jump around the stage trying to do a bunch of choreo we don't even know. the moves were kinda meh and i get it cause they're bsides but yeah just stick to the full choreo for the title tracks.

but speaking of dancing, karina was SOOO good her solo was insane and she has truly improved so much as a main dancer! ningning blew us all out with her stuff too ngl that girl is the best dancer in the group after karina. bonus points for giselle as well cause she has definitely put in the work to become a better dancer and i appreciate how much she has improved her stage presence.

ok this got too long already hkdjdkkfg so i'll just leave some pics i took here! and ill go through my camera roll to see what's good enough to post later <3

[ilhoonftw]

different anon here, it's so nice to see your thoughts about ibym on kingdom, I completely agree. is it just me, or are kpop fans simultaneously easily impressed by vocals and... also not? the majority seemed to love the ibym while they weren't blown away by, like, blue moon cinema ver, which I personally found most vocally impressive on kingdom?? people of course do praise btob for their vocals, but at the same time I feel like they don't actually get as much credit as they should for what they can do, especially compared to most other groups...

they are only impressed when it's someone they like... btob was a threat that's why they couldn't utter a single word of praise 🙈 btob had nothing to prove, they went there just to remind people they exist. they are always underestimated, let's be real. blue moon is their bside... they picked it bc they know mellos love it, and since they already performed it during concerts, it was a piece of cake? they know each other well and also know when to push themselves and when to take it easy. that's something they learnt over years... there's this really good korean article where the journalist wrote sth along the lines 'btob's 10 years of experience cannot be ignored, they know how to create a perfect stage without risking organ damage' lmaooo

eunkwang was praised for the love poem stage but... if it wasn't for him.. he literally took a backseat. on a bad day he can still outsing half of kpop main vocals. not to mention blue moon was the only kondom stage that had live band... a lot of performances had either loud backtrack or pre-recorded vocals. i mean... when idols go on its live to perform with live band, it interesting to see how not that many groups know how to do it.. it's a completely different beast than music show backtrack, you have to sing with the band, not against the band.

btob always have been occupying this weird spot. not that super popular but not nugu, super good discography but hardly any recognition, not that many music show wins? very loyal fandom but their album sale numbers arent super high. they always had very good vocal line but they never make it into any 'best kpop vocal' lists? they are right here but oh so far???

a lot of kpop stans cant tell the difference between live singing and pre-recorded vocals 🙈 i saw ppl complain abt changsub being off that one moment in show and prove ... that's the beauty of live singing to me? if you're off, you still have to keep going and finish the song. it's fun to see singers mess up lyrics or even restart the song and go all 'im so sorry' to the audience lol. kpop shifted towards super hard calorie burning choreos and pre-recorded vocals because you can't have both. not that manu groups know how to have fun on stage, plus their pre-recorded vocals have strategically placed breathing and they have to hit it like another step on choreo... some people are just used to watching their favorite idols lipsynch? they might think "oppa/unnie ate cd!?" idk to me they are performing on empty stomach

[sanstropfremir]

excited to see what you have to say about todays episode cause like the other person said, the stunts from the atz/skz/btob also looked lowkey awkward to watch lmao. i feel like the dance part cant really be judged against each other just based on how different they were. also the ikon/sf9/tbz rap performance was much more khiphop inspired while skz/atz/btob were basically "kpop group's rapline does a unit stage" if you know what i mean lmao. im curious to see if you're going to talk about the judges and how some of them were picked solely to have exposure👀 or if there might be a reasoning behind all of them (the dance girl i understand but like... okay)

also, i have to ask if you watched rtk and if you'd feel comfortable sharing who you think should've won/if the boyz deserved it? as a deobi i know its not that big of a deal but i was lowkey proud and stunned by them during rtk and while i think they're doing good on kingdom too, their performances became way too overwhelming/doesn't leave an impression after for my little brain 🙃 i love them tho. also not that you care but i wish they would represent more their full dance line, because juyeon is doing amazing but it can be mentally and physically tiring to be the ONE guy who does all the dance and center parts, like do it as a trio or smt dont push it all on him while there are ten others on the team

i hope you enjoyed my (very) long review and my apparently literally opposite opinions from everyone else! that’s a lie they’re not opposite, i'm just looking at very different things. thank you for also clocking that the performance stages were two different styles! i'm fairly certain the rankings arent out yet for that stage at least, so i'm not envious of the judges having to decide between two performances that are pretty much on opposite ends of the spectrum. also i did make a mistake in my review, i just watched the first half of the episode and they do in fact call it the dance stage, so that’s on me. my point still stands though, group dancing is still dancing.

as far as the judges go........why are we upset about them.....? honestly they all seem fine to me. i mean, i can understand people being pressed about s*ju because they make people mad by just existing, apparently, but that doesnt negate the fact that they have nearly two decades of experience in the industry. if they arent going to have changmin do any judging than they might as well get some other sm vets, since yanno, they did kinda establish the industry (sm, not s*ju. although s*ju is the first kpop group i ever remember hearing way back in like, 2008. in canada. before having a personal device with internet access. sooooooo). and i mean, we all have opinions on the separation of art and artist and everyone can draw their own boundaries of who they choose to consume the work of, and that’s valid. i have lots of those lines too. but you can’t deny the sheer amount of experience, and shindong is a director and music video producer, so he ain’t stupid. i dont see any problems with having a lineup of some idol veterans, a frankly incredible choreographer, and some producers. oh wait, are people mad about the rookies????? why are people mad about the rookies?????????????? huh????????????? have people forgotten that rookies spend literal YEARS training before they even debut??? they’re not incompetent, they’re members of the industry that have worked hard to be there and have valid opinions and abilities to recognize what they think is good?? also.......what’s wrong with doing something for exposure? how do you think groups get popular in the first place? fuck, the prize for kingdom is a variety/reality show! which is exposure! you know that’s how arts marketing works, right? if you want people to listen to your music, you have to advertise it to people. you need an audience. if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it sell thousands of albums? thousands of tickets? why are you invalidating artists on the basis of wanting more exposure? are you worried they’re not going to ‘judge fairly’??? you know none of these groups' reputations are going to be hurt by their placement in the show, right. these are all high level groups already, with established brand rep. THEY are doing this show for exposure too. is this what people are complaining about on twitter?? so every stan account promoting fancams and comeback dates under hit tweets has to delete them now because artists aren’t allowed to do anything for exposure anymore. ?????? am i too old??? what happened to make people think that exposure was bad???

i have only watched the stages from rtk, and not while the show was airing, so i dont really have any context for the show as a whole. do i think they deserved to win? i dont really think anyone ‘deserves’ to win a competition show, but they did produce a couple of phenomenal stages, so was i surprised? no. personally i would have picked pentagon because they had the best vocals and also they took a few more conceptual risks that paid off really well. their cover of follow is a fantastic remake and honestly we need more dramatic remakes like that, ones that really change up the sound. i made a couple of conclusions about tbz in my episode four review that are relevant here (they’re at the end of the tbz section). although tbz are good performers, the problem is theyre trying to showcase those skills by being heavily conceptual, but their creative team is ALL over the place and nothing is landing. I dont think they’re doing terrible in kingdom, they’re doing very well, but their creative team is not providing them with a stable conceptual base. i know i make designing sound relatively simple, but it's not at all. i'm just smart and very good at my job. there are a lot of mediocre designers out there, and tbz just do not have a good creative team for kingdom. and i do actually think it's a shame that they’re fronting juyeon so much, because one of their strengths IS their group work. they have a more of a contemporary flavour than most other groups at the moment and they can do some really sharp synchronization that should to be seen more. i wish they had actually done group work for the performance stage, because we’ve already seen juyeon do a solo stage, plus he has solos in all the stages. give him a break and let the others have a chance to do something at least.

[subidol]

Jaemin NSFW A-Z

Warning: 00 LINE SMUT! DON’T LIKE DON’T READ!

THIS IS MY OPINION BTW!!

SORRY FOR MISTAKES I DIDN’T CHECK LOL.

FML IF I FORGOT A LETTER 

A- Aftercare

Na Jaemin is amazing at giving aftercare. Firstly, he’d just cuddle with you for a few minutes, stroking your hair peacefully. If you didn’t fall asleep already, he’d definitely get up and make you a hot drink. He might run a bath for the two of you, where he’d already decorated the bathroom with petals and candles. It’d be so cheesy but thats Nana for you. Then to settle you back to sleep after a long round, he’ll sing you to sleep quietly, kissing your forehead every once in a while.

B- Body (Your favourite part of his body and his favourite part of yours)

Well, i can’t exactly guess your favourite part of Jaemin’s body, but i sure as hell love his arms.

Like...how dare he attack you like this?? They may not be the most muscled arms in NCT, but they are nicely toned and you just adore laying your head on them, and giving his shoulders and biceps kisses. His favourite body part of yours is most likely your cheeks (face cheeks lmao); he loves squishing them and kissing them, pinching them, you name it. But he also loves your breasts, whether they’re big or small, because he wants to reassure you that he loves them. Also uses them as pillows ehehe.

C- Cum

When you’re comfortable, and on the pill, he prefers coming inside of you since he feels it is very intimate. However, he knows how risky it is so he will only do this every once in a while. He’d be really tidy though. His pullout game is strong lol. 

D- Dirty Secret

Secretly up for having a threesome/foursome with either Jeno or Jeno and Renjun. But we all knew that, didn’t we? Only if you were up for it though.

E- Experience (how experienced they are)

Obviously, Jaemin is an experienced flirter, but hasn’t has much experience with sex, since he’s only just legal. My belief is that he’s probably had blowjobs, fingered a girl, etc but never gone too far. However, i believe he’d be a natural in bed. Freaking perfect at eating you out, cockwarming, and doing all the right things to turn you on. Thrusts like a god. 

F- Favourite Position

It depends on the mood, but he likes it when you ride him, since he gets a nice view of your face and breasts bouncing up and down. He does enjoy missionary though, since Jaemin likes to take control over the situation so you don’t have to worry about anything. He will never try positions you weren’t comfortable with. If you were up for it, he’d try anything new if that’s what you wanted cause he’ll literally do anything for you.

G- Goofy

Jaemin is like a lightswitch; one moment hes all giggly and cute, but as soon as you get into bed he’s as serious and sexy as ever. He doesn’t want to ruin the hot mood. He’ll be really romantic though- constantly asking you if you’re okay or if you want him to go slower or faster. 

H- Hair

He keeps it messy, but not too uneven. His hair tends to stick to his neck when he sweats, so just like he would practice a choreography,his hair would be all over the place when you’d get intimate, too, which you didn’t mind.

I- Intimacy

Jaemin loves being romantic and sees sexual acts as a way to bond passionately as well as expressing how much he trusts and wants you. He’s the type to lay rose petals on the bed or in the bath. Might even leave you cute little notes leading to the bed, where he’d be laying, waiting for you.

J- Jack Off

Nana probably masturbates quite a lot, since he’s a hormonal teenager, what else can i say. Honestly, he’ll just think of you as the one who is feeling him up, as he touches himself. Probably does it after fan meets, performances and practice, which makes him feel really turned on after hours of hard work.

K- Kink

Hmm...Nana seems like the type to have a thing to be dominant (not that he wouldn’t like being submissive) but not to the level of bondage, daddy kink, etc. Idk, he just seems too sweet and caring to ever tie you up or degrade you, even if its what you really wanted. He seems like the type to adore body worship and leaving hickies/scratches. He’d love leaving hickies on your neck, but would make sure not to go too rough unless you said so. No matter what, Nana lives for scratches on his back. Gripping his hair and raking your nails down his backis HIS THING OKAY. HE FUCKING LOVES IT COME @ ME.

L- Location (Favourite place to have sex)

The bed- it’s the most comfy, and all Nana cares about is your comfort, what a sweetie. I think he’d never have sex in public, but might finger you underneath the table or something. Loves bath sex too, since the water’s warm and has a nice aroma, which hightens the mood. 

M- Motivation (Turn Ons)

Seeing you in frilly clothes. I feel like he’d be attracted to lighter coloured clothes on you, like white and pink? Definitely gets him hard. Will like it when you play a  little hard to get, since he adores teasing you. Plus, if you rake your hands through his hair, squeeze his thigh and biting his ear, etc...you’re getting him worked up with those dangerous fingertips. When he really needs you, he ends up sexting you. A lot. Especially in class so be prepared lmao.

N- No (Turn Offs)

Strange kinks. They aren’t romantic. Things like foot fetish. Erm..yeah he isnt into it. He doesn’t like degrading, whether receiving or giving. He wouldn’t understand why you’d want to call each other such horrible names.

O- Oral

Jaemin, when receiving, is a whole hot mess. With his head thrown back, sweat covering his body, and his arm over his eyes, he looks fucking delicious.When hes giving oral, he literally will do anything to hear your cute moans, which often leads to him making you feel extreme pleasure. This boy is perfect at giving and putting on a show when receiving.

P- Pace

If you’re not the one setting the pace, then he prefers to keep it steady. Not slow exactly, but not speedy either. He wants to make sure you feel him, and he stretches you in all the right places. He loves slowly kissing you as he thrusts, but will end up bucking his hips and going faster when he’s building up to his climax. It’s not hard to tell when Jaemin’s close to an orgasm. He’ll mutter out things like ‘I love you, Princess.’ or just will simply let out a string of moans and pull you closer.

Q- Quickies

Jaemin’s the type to really crave quickies. Anytime really. However, if you’re not a fan of them, he’ll give himself major sexual frustration, and will eventually beg you to suck his cock later when the two of you are alone. But they’ve happened in recording studios MANY times before. 

R- Risk (His comfort zone)

He does enjoy doing it in front of other members, but doing it secretly, like underneath the blankets or something. Anything like knife or blood play is a big NO. He will NEVER take the risk. As i’ve said before, Jaemin likes cumming inside of you. He won’t ever do it without your permission though.

S- Stamina (How many rounds)

Jaemin thinks that one round is enough, but he’ll do other stuff with you after. Make out, spoon, give you hickies and will then give you a bath or watch tv you you. He likes to make the first round last, and for it to be as perfect as possible, which wouldn’t be a problem since hes amazing at sex.

T- Toy (His favourite sex toys)

Doesn’t mind vibrators being used on him, but finds it addicting when they’re used to torment you. Especially when you’re studying. He’d turn it on ad off repeatedly, getting you hot and bothered while in your lessons.

U- Unfair (How they tease you)

Nana is a whole tease. He’s a brat, okay? He’s a playful, teasing bratty switch who most of the time gets challenged for dominance because you plan on giving him a hard time for all of his flirting and relentless teasing. He does shit like wear sleeveless shirts on purpose, and biting his lip waaay too many times. Winks often and generally gives you the ‘I know you want to fuck me’ look. Also, Jaemin has a habit of getting you jealous by flirting with fans- you fucking hate that.

V- Volume (How vocal they are)

He struggles to be quiet sometimes, especially when you kiss and suck his body, near his arousal. Whines like hell when you scratch down his back and kiss his jawline. He tries to make his moans pretty and loud, since he knows its a turn on for you. Nana isn’t afraid about letting you know how good you make him feel. Always breathes heavily after his release, which is even hotter.

W- Wild Card (Author’s Choice)

Jaemin wouldnt be nervous having sex at all. The only time he might slightly panic is when it’s your first time. He wants the experience to be as pleasurable as possible, but then again, he is very confident, so there’d be no need to worry. He’d be extremely honoured if he was your first, and would prepare the entire thing leading up to it. He’s so sweet and gentle.

X- X-ray (Their Package)

You’re fucking welcome. I don’t own the vid.

Y- Yearning (Sex Drive)

Jaemin has a high sex drive, what can i say? He craves for your touch 24/7, and constantly thinks of fucking you at the most random of times. Touches himself twice a day when you’re not around, watches porn like any other boy, and looks at pictures of you. It takes a lot of courage for him to NOT fuck you in the dorm rooms.

Z- ZZZ (How fast they fall asleep after)

Nana falls asleep so fast. He has such energy before and during sex but as soon as he reaches his climax, hes exhausted from all the stimulation. All he’d want to do is cuddle with you after. Make sure you get him up at the right time though...or another member will. Eek.

Hope you enjoyed!

fuck this took ages

[baebyboyjinyoung]

Thoughts on Produce X 101 Ep. 4

Finally back with more thoughts

There wont be spoilers in this besides me saying which performances i liked so no worries here!

I really liked the Girls Girls Girls performance!! They suited the song vvv well, Gukheon has risen up my list. The competition between the Got7 songs was v even I feel like

The Boss performance was straight fire, Seongwoo as main vocal was so powerful, he is in my list now too

Monsta x and NCT U as cover songs is sooo rough because those two groups give off such a specific concept, leik we arent at concept evaluations mnet plz calm down (the groups killed it tho)

Kwanwoo from Dramarama is such a relatable monbebe, i hope k-netz see his passion for Monsta X

The voting was so wild to me though, it seemed like almost all the winning teams beat the other by more than half the votes, i dont know if it's just because of song choices or what, but it was v wild to see

I like how we got to see different songs for the covers, but the songs chosen were almost never equal in difficulty or concept so I feel like the playing field was very uneven from the beginning :/

And now biases so far! I like a lot of them, but not enough to be super attached yet, we'll see how this list changes tho lol

Lee Hangyul

Han Seungwoo

Song Hyeongjun

Han Gichan

Choi Byungchan

Kim Gukhan

Wei Ziyue

Park Sunho

Hella nervous about upcoming ranking evaluation, I'm v curious if they're going to let us know who the X trainee is each evaluation or of thats a secret until the end, we'll see!!

Let me know your thoughts!!! Always open to talking to other fansss

[cjostrander]

Devin Townsend: Ziltoid the Omniscient

Hey guys! i didnt get you last week due to training and likely won’t get you next week since my girlfriend graduates with her Bachelor’s degree from AIC. So today i can going to tackle a new artist i downloaded. His Z2 album was up for an anniversary review but since it’s technically a sequel album and i’m new to him i am playing it safe and going with the first of the two concept albums first. Expect this musician to be very over the top in terms of production with the goal of achieving an overall powerful sound, It is more comedy based as well so; expect a lot of audio segments in it. Long story short for the album concept; it’s an alien coming to earth for coffee; finds that it sucks and invades Earth in response. hopefully this is a smooth listen but let’s see where it goes!

ZTO: We start off with a pretty triumphant opening track full of choir based vocals aggressive guitar riffs with powerful drum beats. The growl vocals are decent and help create an interesting show of aggression to new fans before the audio segment arrives to delivers the alien conquerer’s request for black coffee. It’s barely over a minute so i won’t score it but it sets the tone quickly for the odd comedic factor and the show of aggression in the instrumentals. 0/0

By Your Command: The first gradeable track is an 8 minute long number. It begins with a decent instrumental opening that shows rather strongly produced keys combined with powerful riffs and aggressive drum bashing. The vocals are pretty muffled by the production value but for the most part you can make out what he is saying. This should appeal fairly well to fans of aggressive growling but the high clean vocals will change things up and show an interesting change up i dynamic for a first time listen. Because of the smothering at times it becomes a bit hard to get into the concept but for a live performance i could see it coming off fairly decently considering that this guy is known for putting very high production value into his live shows. Gotta give the guy props for making his own label to release his music since it provides a lot of risk to him financially but allows him to express himself and grow more honestly as an artist. It does create issues for criticism since he writes and nearly performs most of his work like Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails’ but as i said; it gives the listener a sense of honesty from the listener. This track does do well to showcase some interesting technicality in both the instrumental and production side of things. I actually see the audio segments as adding a fair value to the song otherwise the lengthy instrumentals would run the risk of getting boring after awhile and from what i’ve gotten; this guy does not write short albums by any means!  8/10

Ziltoidia Attaxx!!: This track is a little more straightforward in terms of length at just under 4 minutes long. It begins pretty quickly with Ziltoid calling on his forces to attack Earth. The instrumentals move quickly with little need for a warm up and deliver some very nice headbanging instrumentals. It definitely works well to infuse a nice sense of aggression for the listener to build some adrenaline to. The vocals are very hard to make out due to their presence in the background but their aggressively raw texture mixes well with the blast instrumentals to create an interesting show of force for the listener to be hammered with. Despite the very high production that on other other albums would be viewed as excessive; since he flaunts it very bluntly from the start i can actually find myself to dig this album pretty strongly. It is certainly interesting for a work out so far; so hopefully the album keeps things fresh for the listener remain engaged by because it will certainly be an invested listen the first time around. 8.5/10

Solar Winds: By two seconds this is the longest song on the album at nearly 10 minutes long. Holy fuck i hope this is a mind blowing listen to review lol. I would have like 3 songs done by the time that wraps up ha ha. It starts off with a decent softer instrumental opening that builds up a nice bit of tension and allows vocal segments to help add to the concept with a bit of dry humor as well. It introduces a hero by the name of Captain Spectacular and Devin utilizes some softer vocal harmonies to build the song up into an interesting show of theatrics. The bass gives the backing vocals a nice layering for Devin to infuse further high notes for the listener to be engaged by. It does feel a hair over the top but being a 10 minute long track this lengthy build up is written interestingly to explain the album’s story further if the listener is paying attention. As a guitar player i cannot knock the guy at all since he pretty much plays everything with the section of the programmed drums and it manages to fit together fairly well. The aggressive elements showcase nicely and may shape this up to be a track to stand out stronger from the previous ones. Not that the others were less memorable but this album so far has an interesting knack to lead into another song without you noticing if you arent careful. 8.5/10

Hyperdrive: Well so far it looks like with the exception of track 9 everything is under six minutes and a few are interlude tracks; so the rest of this album should breeze by a little quicker for you if it is feeling like too much. This next track begins with a decent fade in set up by the ending audio segment of the last track. It uses distortion to fade into an rather soothing yet fairly energetic instrumental segment. It creates a nice melody to balance Devin’s smooth harmonies. It will help to ease things up a bit for a listener that is just getting to understand the musical mindset of Devin Townsend. He infuses some growl vocals that will graduate amp up the instrumentals and give the listener a nice degree of adrenaline to pump to while still having some atmospheric melodies to lose ones self under.  As a middle track i certainly have to give him props because its clearly a heavily complex work in a manners of things but still eases things down a bit without boring the listener this far into the album. 9/10

N9: We begin with a little more tension than the last song brought and instead bring back a sense of chaotic conflict compared to the peaceful nature of the last track. It uses layered vocal harmonies to give the instrumentals an airy touch that makes you still feel like you are zooming around in space. Some aggressive growls are tossed under the mix to add to the fullness of the song without drawing any intended focus onto them. The vocals manage to bring out a surprising sense of emotion from the instrumentals that will be energizing yet soothing for the listener to appreciate. It shifts into a nicely chaotic but calculated set of guitar riffs that really showcase the tension going on at this stage of the conflict; which i can only assume is a space battle between Ziltoid and Captain Spectacular. It definitely has a little length to it but boy does it bring substance to the listener whether they want it or not lol 9/10

Planet Smasher: The guitars start off with a rather tense strum which showcase a catchy rhythm segment that would get a live audience engaged very easily. The concept starting off is basically Ziltoid giving orders to his subordinates to bring in a super weapon for combat. It brings a nice sense of tension that makes this lengthy dialogue worth sitting through, The very low growl vocals definitely make a nice dungeon monster format that shows that Captain Spectacular is getting ready to fight a very powerful being, Devin;s usual high scream vocals are very aggressive but clean and easy to understand; which only adds to the clearness of presenting the concept to the listener. I gotta give him props for actually paying heavy attention to the concept and not leaving the listener to try and guess what the tracks are contributing to the overall story. You do have to pay attention and listen to the album in order obviously; but it’s very easy to get where things are going with each track. That certainly makes this album a very surprisingly interesting listen, 9/10

Omnidimensional Creator: This interlude track is surprisingly under a minute long and informs the listener of Ziltoid’s failure to get the Planet smasher on his side and moving onto his next  plan which involves some stoner hippie/surf guy. Sounds about right. 0/0

Color Your World: This is the other track that is just under ten minutes long and begins with a very blunt show of aggressive riffs before Devin arrives with clean high notes for the listener to be engaged by. It gives off a slight holistic feeling that shifts things slightly from aggressive screams to some a bit more positive but equally as powerful. It then brings back some very compelling growl vocals that are interesting and mesh with the blast instrumentals to really get the listener in the mood to head bang. It does get a little carried away with the rawness of the heavy segments but it shifts back to some melodic interlude segments to ease things up. The melodic guitars will be a nice refreshing portion to wind the listener down a bit before some very beautifully emotional vocals arrive to further enthrall the listener. Gotta give him props for being skilled at both aggressive growl vocals and heavily risky high vocal melodies. It shows a very talented range for him and is making his work surprisingly more interesting to review than i initially thought it would be. I was expecting to be overwhelmed by each track due to the heavy production value; but this album so far has been flowing by with relative ease and would make for an interesting show to see being played live as a whole. 9.5/10

The Greys: This likely finale track begins with a strong guitar opening and very emotionally compelling vocal harmonies in the background. You can’t really make out what he is saying but it brings forth a sense of emotional power that is ideal for this stage of the album. As he slowly weaves the song the instrumentals move with compelling speed to fill any gaps that you could think of without overwhelming the listener with excess. This one is easier to find yourself zoning out to a bit more than the other tracks but considering that it is the finale track it is understandable. 7/10

Tall Latte: This outro track concludes the finale with essentially an employee at a coffee store waking from a slumber and dealing with a rush. Assuming that it simply means the whole story was a stoner dream but you take what will from it. 0/0

Overall album rating: 8.6/10

Well; that was a surpringly worthwhile album to review. I figured get this one done so that i could tackle the anniversary album; but it was actually a solid entry album into Devin Townsend’s  music style. I cant speak for how easy it will appeal to the average listener since it clearly is too complex to be mainstream; but it’s still a very nice surprise to come across. I hope you guys enjoy this album and  i’ll probably crank out the second half (which is a double album technically so expect two more album reviews in total) next time when i have a good amount of time put aside. Sleep well everyone and check this guy out!

*Reviewer’s Pick*

[cocona]

hey! i wanna at least try to get into kpop, to see what all the fuss is abt, and youre the first blog that comes to mind abt that stuff. do you have any recs!? or comments?? anything really, i'm interested in what you have to say

i have recs!!! first of all ty for asking me abt it hdgfs !! i’ll make u a list !! i will try to stay concise but i have bolded n linked the most important stuff since i tend to blabber a lot! there r groups i purposely didnt recommend! also! i advise you to look up who did what if you want to know why idcs abt certain artists that r big in kpop (like big//ba//ng, su//ju, bl//ock//b, ma//ma//moo & so on) tl;dr: kpop basics (spotify) + @tearera (my kpop sb)

i’ll start w some RECS but jsyk kpop as u might have heard of it is mainly composed of groups! which is why i’ll start w groups then soloists! of course u can check out most of them on spotify (u can listen to their playlist of the most famous songs atm!). please notice that the kpop industry is very ‘classic’ when it comes to concepts (cute r for gorls! badass r for boys!) so um. yeah. yikes. if i had to argue abt all the things i find wrong in this industry this post would become a manifesto, u can always pm me if u want to hear me complain lmao 

GIRL GROUPS

honestly…. TWICE are the first one that came to my mind when i thought of ggs to rec. they’re a 9 member group labelled under jyp entertainment n have debuted in 2015 with the bop like ooh aah… that u can listen to! their genre is mainly cute songs but dont be fooled!! they have extremely powerful songs & lyrics as well! some good starts with their music are LIKEY (2017, a bop, great melody, great rapping, one of their ult feel good songs, played @ the olympics), TT (2016, queens of halloween!), and also their most recent song WHAT IS LOVE (2018, iconic!! gay!! bop!! sweet!! great album!!). as twice are the kind that can set you off by their cuteness and playful vibes, i recommend you to check out some of their side tracks. personality wise, the girls r very fun and sweet! they’re all angels and i love them all THIS MUCH!! if u want to know, sana & dahyun r my favourite members!         

also queens, but from sm entertainment this time, Red Velvet are a 5 member gg who have debuted in 2015 with the song Happiness (at that time they were only 4 but the youngest member, Yeri, joined later on!). some very famous songs of theirs are… basically all their title tracks but i’d mainly recommend Russian Roulette, Dumb Dumb (also my fave rv music video!!), Peek-a-boo (what’s better than lesbians witches slaying men and eating pizza), Bad Boy (honestly… one of their best songs… title track of their repackaged album…good shit if u will). of course! there are some side tracks i will recommend! i will frankly say that i listen to a lot of their music and they’re my favourite musically! some faves in no particular order are automatic, cool hot sweet love, huff n puff, something kinda crazy, about love, kingdom come, little little and talk to me! they have very versatile genres and have two main themes of music, the red and the velvet, though these mix often! rlly! their music really good. they have amazing choreographies too!!!!

the third gg i will rec are one that have not debuted yet, it’s LOONA! get ready bc they are a 12 member group with one girl for every month. each girl was revealed every month staring from 2016 with a single album composed of one song and one side track that usually features another member! as this group has yet to debut, i cannot show you anything with all twelve members but! they work with units, there are three: loona 1/3, odd eye circle, and yyxy (tune in for their debut scheduled for may!) that each have an album. 1/3 r more of a cute girly concept, while odd eye circle have played strongly on the girl crush & rnb concept. we have yet to see what yyxy has for us n im frankly v excited!!! my fave singles are Around You (hyunjin), Let Me In (haseul), Singing in the rain (jinsoul, best girl), Eclipse (kim lip), and Heart Attack (by chuu!! also best girl). they have already released a lot of music so go ahead & listen to it! their music videos have a plot and it’s one of those theories fandom (loonaverse)! the positions that all the members will have wasn’t been revealed yet!

then here’s a list of ggs that’s not as detailed bc it would be too long: clc (they r…the girls….), exid (vocals, social criticism, sexy), blackpink (5 songs out but theyre all top notch), f(x) (v good music! bring them back from the war), gfriend (cute & refreshing concepts! v tight choreographies! sweet girls!), aoa, & many more! groups i dont rec bc i dont stan but that u should know of: snsd, 2ne1; that have disbanded but shouldnt have: sistar

BOY GROUPS

ok i stan two boy groups so that’ll be quick! i’ll also rec plenty of music!

the main group i stan is BTS aka the bangtan boys and yes… they’re everywhere… they deserve it tbh… so theyre a 7 member boy group and they’re the first kpop group i ever stanned! they have released a lot of songs already but i’ll just mark something! bts are known for their cinematography and plot in their music videos as well as their politically/socially engaged songs. they debuted in 2013 with the youth-conscious song no more dream and um. forget the mv. the message is what’s important. secondly! my favourite eps & albums are DARK&WILD (forget abt war of hormone), The Most Beautiful Moment in Life pt2, WINGS, and Love Yourself 轉 Tear (which will be released on May 18th so stay tuned!). here’s a beginner’s list to bts & their music videos: spring day, blood sweat & tears, run, fire, i need u, and intros: singularity, serendipity. i cannot recommend bts songs bc i’d be unable to pick some, but here is my bangtan favourites playlist and spotify’s This Is BTS! n their most known song atm, still on charts, DNA. another thing!! they dabble in a lot of genres! there is a constant symbolism in most of their songs and music videos, which is why there are theories! also, here are my fave choreos (x x x) & non-official releases (x x x)! also! j-hope recently released a mixtape! check it out! it’s v good! the bad thing is that the fandom is massive n it is filled with young fans so a lot of fan-created content is cringey. apart from that! theyre lovely as a band n i’m not ashamed to say that they bring me most of my joy these days!

then there is… NCT. ok, let’s dive into them. nct is the acronym for Neo Culture Technology, they’re currently an 18 member boy group but hey! don’t be scared! they too work in units and have only released one song which features all 18 of them! it is likely that the band will expand later on & that the name NCT will become a brand (like akb48 u know). so far! there are three units! NCT DREAM (based on age, with the youngest members who r still minors), NCT U (the first unit to have debuted, aka nct united, a rotative unit with no fixed genre or members list) and NCT 127 (seoul based unit, fixed, with 9 members). they’re known for their experimentative and diversified sound, which goes from ballads to… this. while each unit have their distinct genre and vibe, they’re all under the same label of nct! and um, check out spotify’s nct playlist if u want! here r some songs that are basics! bolded r the faves! jsyk i hated their music & their clothes @ first bc it’s so unique so dw if u dislike them! 

127: cherry bomb, limitless (gross hair but spectacular song), touch, back to u, 0 mile, sun & moon, angel

dream: my first and last, we young, go, dunk shot, trigger the fever, la la love

u: the 7th sense, boss, baby don’t stop, without you, yestoday

solo tracks/sm station: dream in a dream & new heroes (ten), around (taeyong)

the last group i’ll present in length n that u should know about is SEVENTEEN. they’re a 13 member boy group & work in units as well but mainly promote w all the members! they’re the fun, sweet, talented, heartfelt refreshing boys we all love tbh! so! seventeen debuted in 2015 with the bop adore u and since then it’s been great song over great song… they also have great choreos! they’re the easiest group to listen to imo bc their songs are mostly light and very similar to what you can hear on teen top radios! then, they get stuck in your head very easily! here are some songs u can listen to that will make your day! mansae, very nice, pretty u, clap, don’t wanna cry, change up, n there are many more! some of my faves are when i grow up, trauma, still lonely, rocket, crazy in love, lean on me, and uhgh rlly all of their songs tbh! three units better known as teams: hip-hop, performance and vocal, with a leader in each. they put up great performances!!

then there is shinee, mostly nicknamed the kings of kpop, i’d make a very long desc but! i suggest you to see for yourself as the fandom is v helpful!

here are some boy groups that i rec but wont go in length with: pentagon (i stan!), monsta x (edm, powerful dances), shinee, exo (great vocals, great choreos, v good music), astro (bubblegum but v heartwarming! vocals), day6 (rock band, great songs), wanna one & many more! rlly um bgs arent the thing that’s lacking in kpop! 

a bit in the middle: KARD (mixed group!!! great music & genderless, breaking the usual hardcore is for boys & cutesy is for girls concept)

SOLOISTS

more of a solo person? check out artists like hyuna (ex member of both wonder girls & 4minute), iu, heize (a personal fave!), sunmi (ex member of wonder girls), taemin (member of shinee), amber liu (current member of fx! also released a mixtape recently!) hyolyn or dean… tbh there r many! these r just the ones i can think off the top of my head! theyre honestly easy to listen to so just look up their names on yt & u should find some good things!

if u read all of this!! uhh kudos to u!! it was v long n i didnt expect it to be that long!! 

[amorningshadeofyellow-blog]

Suggestion O’Clock

As February ends and March begins, here’s a reflection of some things I’ve been listening to and watching. Everybody needs suggestions, take them as you need.

Music: I am a firm believer in Spotify’s Discover Weekly playlists which automatically update themselves based on your listening patterns and what not. The BEST place to go for some handpicked tunes. However, here are a few I’ve come to love the past month.

• The Neighbourhood’s Hard To Imagine EP: Unlike the last three works they’ve put out, Hard To Imagine is something all it’s own. Very far from I Love You and Wiped Out!, HTI is full of songs that definitely reach outside of the usual boundaries they’d set for themselves. Though I am not a fan of the EP in its entirety, there are a few songs that make it worthwhile. ‘Void’ being in the top spot with that one lyric, “Wonder how I got by this week, only touched you once.” Just feels so smooth. Following in no definite order are Scary Love, Nervous (which dropped 5 days ago), You Get Me So High, and Roll Call. Honorable mention to 24/7 and Sadderdaze- both catchy, but in a way that will get old really fast. If there’s such a thing as dishonorable mention, Dust takes that. I could have gone the whole album without that.

• Sufjan Stevens- Visions of Gideon: Top Spot for WEEKS in the category of “Songs That Will Ruin My Day”. This is one of the most gutwrenching songs for me. So pretty, so smooth, so full of feeling. Sufjan is an artist that has definitely made more waves since the Call Me By Your Name soundtrack’s Oscar nomination he got for “Mystery of Love.” I hate to say that the Academy was wrong, but picking that over Visions of Gideon was nothing but wrong. Seriously, listen to this and tell me you didn’t cry.

• Viola Beach- Call You Up: The song I want to montage videos of myself dancing on a beach at sunset with a bottle of wine to. Definitely that annoying indie sounding voice, but it works for this. Lyrics you’d find in the diary of young people in some summer love. “I’ll call you up in the middle of the night in hopes that you want to hear from me. I just wanna know if you’re feeling alright.” It’s just so CATCHY you just gotta sway your head and hips and close your eyes when you sing it. Has a beachy feel. One of those in the middle sort of songs. Not a breakup song, not a love song. Takes a seat on the harshly drawn middle line. Just give it a listen, I can’t stop playing it in my car because it’s impossible to not sing along to.

• Manchester Orchestra- Colly Strings. I don’t know what they are, but I know this song makes me perform power house vocals in the shower. Definitely something the singer wrote to be specific to himself, but still vague enough to feel like it relates. Simple, heavily lyric focused, not technically impressive at all. Just really plain, but I love it. Listen to this on drives home. “CONFESSEDLY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE LOVED YOU AND GOD, I MEAN IT. GOD, I MEAN IT. I HOPE THAT I MEAN IT. CAUSE LIKE DIANE YOUNG, IDOLS GET THE BEST OF ME. WELL, DONT STOP CALLING- YOURE THE REASON I LOVE LOSING SLEEP.” a... slammer. A true indie king. Strange that I’ve never liked Manchester Orchestra’s other songs.

• The Last Shadow Puppets- Miracle Aligner: IN CASE YOU ARENT AWARE, Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys is the front man of this band. Basically, its Arctic Monkeys music under a different band name. TLSP had Sweet Dreams, Tennessee which I learned about a summer or so ago and loved. How I never found Miracle Aligner baffles me. It’s got that same AM vibe that most of Alex Turner’s work does. Feels a bit like a background song for a 60’s feel good family show. This one’s upbeat for his fashion, but I dig it. Alex Turner is the man I’ve always wanted to meet. I cannot believe he is real. I’ve been convinced he’s sincerely an enigma.

• From the Dining Table- Harry Styles: OKAY, I know it‘s overdue. I didn’t give much listen to Harry’s album because it mimics so many British rock classics so closely that I just.. I didn’t want to. And I’m the biggest one direction stan alive. Sometimes, I cringe at the lyrics. Aside from that, it’s a song I’d fall asleep to and that’s why I like it. It’s something I would sing to put someone to sleep. After a minute and a half we can stop the song because the third verse/bridge/ whatever is so close to resembling Over the Rainbow in my head. Just throw it on your playlist if you’ve not already. I’m sure almost everyone has.

• Jamie T- Magnolia Melancholia: I AM SO MANY THINGS AFTER THIS SONG. First off, Jamie T has been around for a few years, and I’ve always liked some of his stuff. Don’t You Find, and Zombie were two that I definitely was like, huh, this is new. He’s one of those British singers that really actually sounds British. Most of it’s a little more spoken than sung. Anyway, outside of this- magnolia melancholia is very different compared to his other music. Almost similar to Dont You Find, but it’s the only thing close. The song is sincerely just so impactful to me because of the lyrics, but I think it’s a good song overall to have. Like I said, different. “Nice to meet ya, boy, I know your mama knows. I fell in love with her seven thousand summer ago. I was a runner, boy,” just something I think he stripped from my diary and made his own. Definitely really excited to have seen his name come back on my screen and feel something so personal and nostalgic. Really think he’s an underrated artist.

Films: Of course, it’s March when I’m writing this, so the Oscars have come and gone. However, Oscar nominees or not- these are the films I’ve seen, loved, and suggest.

• The Shape of Water- Winner of Best Picture, The Shape of Water is obviously something you look at and say, “Hm, I should probably see that.” TSOW is insanely creative, but there should be nothing less expected from its director. Following a black woman, gay man, and a mute woman’s romance with an amphibian man- it’s definitely up there in terms of diversity. In short, the feel of the film and its tenderness paired with intrinsic visual detail is stimulating in a multitude of ways. You leave the theater feeling something.

• Black Panther- I would literally pay the first person who reads this and hasn’t seen Black Panther $20. I’m pretty sure it’s like... the top grossing movie ever at this point. If you don’t care for superhero movies, just go for the complete bad-assery. And Michael B Jordan. Who I don’t think is a great actor, but I do find him almost as gorgeous as Lupita.

• Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: Another Oscar nominee. Frances McDormand who plays the lead took home best actress while supporting actor went to her co star Sam Rockwell. Really, in all honesty, the thing that I think about when I explain the film is the character arc they gave San Rockwell’s character. Watching this man grow and change throughout the film was impressive both in the acting and the writing.

• Hostiles- ROSAMUND PIKE BEING A BADASS COLONIAL WOMAN!! CHRISTIAN BALE HAVING A GOOD HEART!!! SWEET ENDINGS!!!

• Atonement- Look, I’m just asking you to go on Netflix and add this to your Watch List for an afternoon when you’re laying in bed and want to cry. James McAvoy and Natalie Portman, a heart wrenching love story during war time, but still far more than that.

• The Warriors- We Love A Good 70/80’s film, and this is what that was. Based around gangs and a journey back home, this is full of companionship, unity, wit, and lots and lots of leather vests. (prime)

• Wonderstruck- Ultimately a feel good film that is unlike any other. Complex story line, wonderful depiction, just creative and free. Feels so sweet to see something so pure.

• Captain Fantastic- okay, everything I’ve deemed “creative” is subpar when it comes to Captain Fantastic. Surrounding the theme of family, mental illness, and exclusion- the film depicts a family living off grid with their dad after losing their mother to depression, the following days are full of humorous and heartfelt feats as they attempt to attend their mothers funeral despite the grandfathers wishes. The complete disconnect between the modern world and the world this family lives in puts them at no sort of disadvantage, and the theme of unity and pride of where you come from shines through.

• Blade Runner 2049- Rewatched it. Felt so happy to have my eyes glued to a screen. Genuinely equivalent to being induced into a coma because you’re not leaving your seat. And if you haven’t seen the original Blade Runner- do yourself and Harrison Ford a favor.

• Honorable Mention to Lady Bird, CMBYN, Dunkirk, Phantom Thread, and The Florida Project all of which will be included in an “Oscars in Review” post I have queued for next week

As far as music and movies go, that is a slight look into some of the things February and March have brought thus far. For every time Lauren needs a suggestion, I feel as though it’s necessary to compile a list for whoever else may need it.

[jodyedgarus]

The Super Bowl’s Best Matchup Is Gladys Knight vs. The Clock

Super Bowl LIII is not only about two of the league’s best offenses squaring off against one another — New England and Los Angeles — it’s also about America’s other favorite pastime: gambling. The total amount bet on the Super Bowl1 has risen from $40 million in 1991 to more than $158 million in 2018, and much of that growth has come from “props” or proposition bets.

For readers who aren’t degenerate gamblers, prop bets are wagers you can place on events during a game that don’t directly involve the final outcome. This year there are the standard prop bets, like if the Patriots will score a touchdown in the first quarter (they never have in a Super Bowl), or if the Rams will rush for more than 127.5 yards (they averaged 143.3 yards per game in the regular season and the playoffs). But there are also more exotic prop bets on things like whether Donald Trump will tweet more than six times during the game. (The implied probability on one offshore book is 58 percent that he will hit the over.)

Another interesting wager is on the length of Gladys Knight’s rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Several offshore books have set the total for the anthem at 1 minute 47 seconds, and the implied odds for both the under and the over were set at one book at -115 — a 53.5 percent implied probability — on both sides.2 The implied probabilities being equal indicates that the book has no real opinion on the length of Gladys’s performance — they just want to take a percentage from each side of the wager and hope bettors will place their bets evenly on both.

But is Knight performing the anthem in over/under 107 seconds really close to a 50 percent proposition? Or is there evidence that might convince us that the oddsmakers got the probabilities wrong?

To find out, I went to Youtube and watched 40 Super Bowl national anthems from 1979 to 2018. I eliminated any anthems with trumpeters (there were two) and then started timing the anthem from the moment the singer first started to sing and ended the timer after the completion of the first utterance of “brave.”3 Using this methodology, the 40-year average of all national anthem singers4 is 106.1 seconds, roughly in line with the total set by the books. So the total is correct so far as the average goes, but it also seems lazy. Surely there are other factors that might help us better predict how long Gladys might sing.

For starters, the performance time of the anthem has changed as the Super Bowl has grown to become the unparalleled cultural phenomenon we now enjoy each year. As the pomp, circumstance and viewership have increased, the time anthem performers spend on the stage has also risen.

So while anthems have gotten longer over time, the 40-year average is not fully accounting for that trend. When you do account for it5 the best forecast for the 2019 anthem is actually 119 seconds, 13 seconds over the 40-year average.

Gender of the anthem singer is also significant. Men tend to sing the anthem more quickly than women — though not many men have sung the anthem in recent years, when the anthems have been getting longer overall. Still, the all-time shortest anthem performance was by a man — the incomparable Neil Diamond — who got in and out like a boss in a cool 61 seconds. And the longest anthem ever performed at a Super Bowl was by the unforgettable Natalie Cole in 1994, which clocked in at a diva-esque 148 seconds.

Finally, Knight herself appears to be a singer who knows how to stretch a note. Using whosampled, I identified 31 covers performed by Knight and timed the cover performance of each using similar criteria to the anthem timing. Knight’s covers were 7 percent longer than the originals on average, good for a bonus 12.7 seconds of soothing soul per track. In perhaps the best comp to the national anthem — “Ave Maria,” a soaring, vocal-heavy standard covered by hundreds of artists — Gladys’ performance was 37 percent longer than the standard version.

Gladys Knight takes her time with interpretations

Difference in song length between Knight’s covers and the original songs

Song Original Artist Difference Feel Like Makin’ Love Roberta Flack +129 sec. The Look of Love Dusty Springfield +85 Yesterday The Beatles +70 Help Me Make It Through the Night Kris Krisofferson +66 Ave Maria Anna Moffo +65 For Once in My Life Barbara McNair +50 Midnight Train to Georgia Cissy Houston +42 The Way We Were Barbara Streisand +36 Fire and Rain James Taylor +33 I’m Gonna Make You Love Me Dee Dee Warwick +30 Groovin’ The Young Rascals +27 The Need to Be Jim Weatherly +13 Average +13 Everybody Needs Love The Temptations +8 You’re the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me Ray Price +8 Goin’ Out of My Head Little Anthony and the Imperials +7 All I Could Do Is Cry Etta James +2 Baby I Need Your Loving The Four Tops +1 Tracks of My Tears Smokey Robinson & The Miracles 0 Yes, I’m ready Barbara Mason -1 Baby Don’t Change Your Mind The Stylistics -1 I Wish It Would Rain The Temptations -4 Cloud Nine The Temptations -9 Keep an Eye Diana Ross & The Supremes -9 You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’ The Righteous Brothers -14 I Feel a Song (in My Heart) Sandra Richardson -19 Let It Be The Beatles -21 Is There a Place? The Supremes -34 Wind Beneath My Wings Roger Whittaker -34 Heard It Through the Grapevine Marvin Gaye -39 Thank You Sly & the Family Stone -45 Every Beat of My Heart The Royals -49

Sources: YouTube, Whosampled

Taking a larger view, only two anthems in the past 15 years have been performed faster than the 40-year average of 1 minute 47 seconds. And when I looked at the age of the anthem singers, I found no significant correlation between age and performance time.6 On the other hand, we can look at one of Knight’s previous performances of “The Star-Spangled Banner” itself, which is solid piece of evidence against the over, running for 92 seconds. It was, however, performed 28 years ago. All things considered, the bookmakers appear to have this line wrong on Gladys, and her upcoming anthem performance is probably going to go over 107 seconds.

Researching a single prop was a lot of work, and it’s understandable why books might not want to put this level of effort into each and every bet they publish. But it does imply that there are profitable edges for some Super Bowl props. Using the Twitter machine, I threw up a bat signal for a gambling expert to help me confirm my priors. Rufus Peabody, a professional sports bettor and former ESPN contributor who is well-known in gambling circles for the scale and volume of his Super Bowl prop wagers, agreed to help.

“The time and effort to accurately value props is pretty high,” Peabody said. “Some books put more effort into their props than others, and for some props there’s almost no data. Books will move the lines aggressively when sharp bets are made though, which helps them adjust.”

I’ve been keeping an eye on the Gladys anthem line, and it hasn’t moved all week. I was tempted to bet the over, but when I was confronted with the prospect of having to convert real money into Bitcoin in order to place a bet on an offshore site, I decided to abort. When I looked around for somewhere to place the bet in Las Vegas — where they accept actual money — I struck out. Peabody explained that prop bets like anthem length are illegal in Las Vegas because of restrictions on the types of sources casinos can use to “grade” or determine the outcome of a bet.

Even if it won’t net me any cash, I’ll be pulling for Knight to go over regardless. I want her to belt out that last note in “home of the brave” for an egregiously long time. After all, my Twitter credibility is on the line, and that’s serious business.

from News About Sports https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-super-bowls-best-matchup-is-gladys-knight-vs-the-clock/

[elliotthezubat]

DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 33

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Arthur: "...Your voice is so clear, unique...beautiful. I hope you keep singing..." tamaki: i might. the song is actually something i saw on a web show i've been following, and i relate to the lyrics a lot.... -elsewhere- Kid: "You were phenomenal!" stocking: thanks, i just kind of put my all into it and hoped for the best. Kid: *smiles* "You are so good when you do. That practice paid off." stocking: *she smiled* everyone did great with the performance. Kid: *nods* "I was so impressed with Soul...after..." stocking: yeah.... Kid: "..." *holds her hand* stocking: *she smiles* Kid: "We have such talented friends...Stocking, you continue to surprise me." stocking: hehe~ Kid: *rubs her hand* "Such nimble fingers on that guitar..." stocking: *blush* Kid: *brings her hand to his lips, gives a light kiss* "Congratulations on an excellent session." -elsewhere- Black Star: *bear hugging Soul* "Great work!" soul: thanks, man. Wes: *weak smile at Soul* "You were amazing." soul: thanks bro, that means a lot to me....feeling any better? Wes: "..." *pats Soul's head* "Hearing your music, yeah, a lot better." *sincere smile* soul: *big toothy grin* Wes: *happy laugh, a few happy tear forming on his eyes but not falling* -elsewhere- Takehisa: "Did you enjoy it?" maki: yeah, it went really well! tamaki did so good! Takehisa: "Yes, she has an impressive vocal range. ...Do you play any instruments?" -elsewhere- Shotaro: "The new housemate kind of keeps to herself, huh?" mana: yeah. i dont even know her name... Shotaro: "Well, when I want to introduce myself to someone, I try food! Maybe bring her a slice of the cake from earlier?" mana: sure. -elsewhere- Hibana: "How did inventory go?" gabriella: everything is in place and in check, princess *salutes* Hibana: *salutes back* "Well, with that, we are officially off of the company clock..." *smiles* gabriella: how about dinner? on me? Hibana: "That sounds wonderful~" -elsewhere- Relan: "That was a really good concert." iris: *she nods* shinra: well, there's the 3rd's base. see you in school tomorrow then? Relan: *nods, smiles* "Tomorrow. G-Good night..." *hesitant shuffle* iris + shinra: *kisses him on each cheek* Relan: o\\\\\\\o *steam out of ears* "...Thank you." -a few days later- Kid: *holds up Shiori in a reindeer onesie* shiori: roodie! roodie! Kid: *singing* "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer..." -elsewhere- nozomi: *blush* shinra: congrats nozomi! Takehisa: *presents a cake in the shape of the number 8* nozomi: i....thank you all so much! Arthur: *smiles* "We got you presents..." nozomi: *she smiles* Akitaru: *lights the candles on the cake* "I know it's not your birthday...but I thought maybe you had a wish to make for the next year going forward..." nozomi:...right....i hope that i'll be more useful to the brigade in the following years... Takehisa: "Well, blow out the candles, then." nozomi: *she does so* Akitaru: "Now for cutting up the cake!" *giggles* -elsewhere- misono: *in his room, reading* Rin: "Hello, hello!" *smiling* madoka: congratulations on your discharge, misono ^^ misono:......thank you. Rin: "How ya doing?" mahiru: we got you a gift. *holds out a plush rabbit* we bought it on the way here. misono:....i'm alive, arent i? Rin: "Um...As far as I can see, yeah, you're alive, buddy." misono: so, you said this 'sendagaya' is the eve of pride and will be our ally, right mahiru? mahiru: yeah. it's at the 'white water hot spring'. Rin: -_-; "That tiny annoying guy..." -the clock strikes 9- misono: zzzzzzzz........ Rin: "...Um...Hello? Misono?" mahiru: no good, he's asleep. madoka: just like that!? Rin: "What the heck happened to him?" mahiru: apparently he always falls asleep at 9 on the dot. Rin: (ಠ_ಠ) madoka: ^^; Rin: "So...Do we just let him sleep?" mahiru: i guess so. he needs his rest, so putting it simply, we should let him. Rin: "We came to visit, and he's asleep." -3- madoka: i guess we'll have to check back on him tomorrow. *she tucks him in* misono: zzzz.... =////= Rin: -\\\\- "You're so...caring and stuff to other people." madoka: thanks rin *she smiles and kisses him on the cheek* Rin: -\\\\\\- "You're the best." mahiru: cute. ^^ Kuro: *yawn* "I'm tired too, but you don't see me sleeping on the job..." *collapses into Rin's arms* Rin: -_____-; "Wrong Kuro..." mahiru: hey! -_-; Rin: *tries to pass Kuro to Mahiru* "You take 'em." mahiru: thanks. -_-; -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: *hugging a pillow* fang-hua: .... *she puts a blanket over her* Tsukiyo: "...Everyone's so angry at each other." fang-hua: ...... Tsukiyo: "Even the 5th and the 8th got along...but now this happens...And Beni-chan is so angry..." *leans against Fang-Hua* fang-hua: the commanders and sister kirei have been trying to keep him from doing anything too rash... Tsukiyo: "...I feel useless. I'm just spying on the 8th in school...They must hate me now..." fang-hua: im sure that's not true. i really wish i could go with you and help you....maybe i should have taken the ALT program, looking back.... Tsukiyo: *sniff* "I need something to take my mind off of this...Maybe a walk..." fang-hua: sure. maybe we can visit granny and get some daifuku. Tsukiyo: *sniffs, nods* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *bringing laundry back to their bedroom* kim: you doing ok? Jacqueline: *shrugs* "Could be better...There is one thing on my mind..." kim: oh? Jacqueline: "...If I had gone to my parents, I would've been unnerved...I would have wanted someone there with me to help me get through it..." *blushes, brushes hair over her ear* kim:...if you feel like facing them, i'll go with you and help you. *she smiles* Jacqueline: *nods* "I would appreciate that. Thank you." -elsewhere- chie: zzzzzz...... Yohei: *snoring beside her* Tool: *tending to Io* Emine: *on the rooftop* ????: *getting milk* Shotoro: *pops up beside them* "Hiiiiiiii" ???: ?! ......my milk almost spilt. Shotaro: "Well, no use crying over spilled milk! Then again, milk does make bones strong..." ????: *drinks the entire glass without breaking eye contact before going back to her room* Shotaro: "..." *pouts* "Well, that wasn't very chatty." -morning- Hibana: *groans, rubbing her back* gabriella: feeling ok? Hibana: *nods, small pout* "Just sore." -at gallows manor- stocking: my butt's still sore from last night... =3= Kid: ^^; "I was...enthusiastic." stocking: yeah no kidding, hahaha-ow! >^< Kid: *pouts* "I'm sorry. I wish I had a healing touch..." *light touch on her arm* stocking: *blushing and snuggles* Kid: *holds her* "...Is it going to be okay?" stocking: i think so. could you rub it and make it better~? Kid: -\\\\- "Any time." stocking: *sitting in his lap, facing him and hugging him* mmmm~ Kid: *gently rests a hand over her bottom...* "Just let me know whether it hurts..." stocking: ok..... U/////U Kid: *gentle motion along her bottom* -\\\\\- ("Such a perfect rump...") stocking: *soft sigh* Kid: *smiles at her* "My hand fits so perfectly around that beautiful body of yours..." stocking: *blushing and rubbing his back* Kid: "Mmm~ Feels good there..." *small giggle* stocking: warm~<3 Kid: *nods, as he continues massaging her bottom, resting his chin along her shoulder* stocking: mmmm~ Kid: *small kiss* "I love you so much." stocking: i love you too kiddo~ Kid: *continues massaging her backside, as he kisses just above her breasts* stocking: ahh~ Kid: "That feel good?" *another light kiss* stocking: yes~ Kid: *smiles, as he kisses down her chest, his hand laying along her bottom...he starts to move under her groin* stocking: ahhh~! >////< Kid: *pulls back a bit* "Too much?" -elsewhere- Arthur: *in bed, yawns* "Mmm...Delicious cake..." tamaki: *in casual clothes and playing on her handheld* Akitaru: "Morning, fellow commander!" miwa: mornin'! Akitaru: "You see Maki around?" miwa: she just got out of the shower and is in her room. Akitaru: "Good. I was hoping to have a morning informal meeting. I know Arthur is still in bed, Tamaki is around..." -and so- maki: whats up? Akitaru: "As you know, things between us and the 7th...got tenser than we wanted." maki: *she nods* Akitaru: "We don't know what the 7th's next move is going to be. I doubt they will take this case to the council...so that means they may try more direct methods to get answers, ones we don't have." shinra: so what do we do? Akitaru: "I want to have you all watching each other's back. When leaving the 8th, you'll be in teams of two or more." shinra: *he nods* iris:..... maki: like partners? Akitaru: *nods* shinra: ah, i see. maki: dibs on iris! shinra: D: iris: ^^; Takehisa: o_o Arthur: "D-Dibs on Tamaki!" nozomi: sorry, she kind of claimed me ^^; tamaki: >u< shinra: oooh. Arthur: p_p shinra:.....we're stuck together, arent we? Arthur: "...I think so..." Takehisa: -_-;;;;;; shinra: well, on the bright side, we do have allies in the 7th, like we have allies in the 5th and 1st. tamaki:...... Akitaru: "...Better update your chart, then, Shinra." shinra: on it! Arthur: p_q ("I wanted Tamaki as my partner...") Takehisa: *sympathetic shoulder pat* Akitaru: Miwa, any reports you got on the 7th's activities?" miwa: nothing yet, just a bit of infighting amongst the residents, but nothing too serious yet.... Akitaru: "You think Asakusa residents can't reach consensus about us in the 8th?" miwa:....*shrug* different strokes for different folks i guess. Akitaru: "I guess so. Please, let us know if you have additional updates. I think the celebration for Nozomi helped morale, but we'll need a bit more." Arthur: p_q "I wanted to take Tamaki on a date...How do I do that with Nozomi and Shinra attached to us?" -elsewhere- Black Star: *looks at Tsubaki on the couch* tsubaki: *napping* Black Star: *puts blanket over her* ("...A lot has changed...I don't know what to do with all this...") -elsewhere- Iida: "The surgery is scheduled..." ochako: *she smiles faintly* will you be ok? Iida: "...I don't know. The technology is new...The chance of success seems low." ochako:..... Iida: "...I don't want to give up." ochako: then dont! give it your all! Iida: "..." T____T -elsewhere- Giriko: "I'm home..." *holding groceries...and flowers* arachne: *she smiles, knitting a onesie* Giriko: *smiles back* "Aw, that's cute! Can't wait to see 'em in it..." arachne: ^^ Giriko: "I got you these..." *holds up potted plant* "It's a Pink Queen." arachne: how sweet *she kisses his cheek* Giriko: ^\\\\^ "How you feeling?" arachne: doing well. *rubs her stomach* Giriko: "..." *rests a hand gently over hers* "And our little one?" arachne: still growing... *she smiles* Giriko: "Awesome...Want something to drink?" -elsewhere- Relan: *carrying groceries* "Anything else we were supposed to pick up?" ryuuko: i think that's everything. Relan: *smiles* "I even got some dessert..." mikami: *she smiles* Relan: "So...Um...You two doing okay?" mikami: *she nods* Relan: *smiles* "You two seem happy together." mikami: .////. ryuuko: indeed we are. Relan: "That's great! I'm so happy for both of you, to find each other here." ryuuko: *she nods* truth be told, i was originally going to be enlisted in the 1st, but i chose to go to the 3rd with mikami. mikami: >////< Relan: "The 1st? That one is pretty exclusive...I mean, no criticism about our brigade intended..." mikami: well, ryuuko is very skilled in her abilities. Relan: *nods* "Yeah, she is. Do you know many people in the 1st?" mikami: ..... ryuuko: only the battalion commander and company commanders... Relan: "And Tamaki?" mikami: she's in the 8th now, so.... Relan: "Oh, right...and she did leave the 1st..." -elsewhere- Yumi: "Kirika, are you okay?" kirika: of course i am. mocha: *on her head* Yumi: *nods* "That's good...You received another bouquet of flowers after your musical performance." *shows it off* kirika: ah...cool. Yumi: "I guess you are now quite popular with your classmates." *small smile* "Watch out, or Gopher will get jealous." kirika: i'll keep him from stabbing anyone. Yumi: o__o "...Maybe you should get a boyfriend who is not so violent." liz: you say to the girl who gets into fights at school on at least a bi-weekly basis? Yumi: "...Protect yourself." *pulls out a shield from behind her back and hands it to Kirika* "I don't want my baby getting hurt. Also, you can use the shield as a blunt instrument to beat your opponents unconscious." kirika: neat. liz: O-O; (thinking: with parenting like this, how will shiori turn out?!) Yumi: *smiles at Kirika* "Use it well." -elsewhere- Hibana: *has her hands over Gabriella's eyes* "Keep them closed..." gabriella: ok. *Hibana shuts the door behind them; the sound of it locking behind them can be heard* Hibana: "Okay, we're in our room...Now...Open!" gabriella: *she opens her eyes* Hibana: *puts on a record, playing seductive jazz* *In their bedroom, on a table, is a bucket of ice with chilled wine, two empty glasses, and plates with food* gabriella: *shiny eyes* this is amazing! Hibana: *soft hug from behind* "I hope it is enough..." *light kiss on her cheek* "Madam." gabriella: >////w////< Hibana: *leads Gabriella to her seat, pulling it behind her and seating her there...She takes the wine out, uncorking it and pouring a bit for Gabriella* "Say when~" -elsewhere- Jeje: *flipping through a notebook* metsu: *sitting next to him* Jeje: *small grunt, as he jots a note down* metsu:..... *leans and snoozes* Jeje: o\\\\\o "..." -\\\\\- *pokes a finger at Metsu's shoulder, pushing off of him* metsu: ?? *she looks up at him* ? Jeje: "...Oh, you're awake." metsu: yes. Jeje: "...Do you need to nap? Or something with caffeine?" metsu: im ok for now, i suppose. what about you? Jeje: "...I could use a drink. And snacks." *stands to get something from the kitchen* metsu: *she follows him* mikuni: im baaack~! Jeje: -_-; "How was it?" mikuni: well we got the shop downstairs open for buisness, also an old friend will be coming into town possibly next month and is gonna need a place to crash sooooo, you're gonna get the couch! :D Jeje: "...Couch? Me? Why?" mikuni: well he needs a room for his research stuff! Jeje: "I like having my own room. I like privacy. Why am I the one to give up their room? What about you?" mikuni: i need a place to sleep. metsu: what about the spare? mikuni: are you mad?! that's abel's room you fiend! Jeje: -_-; "...That couch is not comfortable." metsu:....the guest can take my room then, i dont have much beside my bag, so it will be easy for me to switch rooms. mikuni: aww, thanks metsun~ Jeje: "!!! Um...You don't have to do that...I can put up with the couch..." mikuni: why not have her sleep in your room then~? *smug grin* Jeje: o_o *aims his punch...* -elsewhere- Relan: [how are u all coping with the 'buddy system'?] shinra: [doing well, even if arthur is kind of a hassle. -__-; ] Relan: [he still in 'tamaki withdrawal syndrome'?] Arthur: *rocking in his bed* "My date is ruined..." shinra: ....*snaps pic* [you tell me, haha! XD ] Relan: [lol ^^ ] Arthur: "!!! You jerk!" *leaps to tackle Shinra* shinra: *dodge* ack! haha! Arthur: *crashes against the wall, growling as he stands again...* shinra: hehe, you ok man? Arthur: *growls, holding up his camera...and a tube of lipstick...* shinra:....what are you doing? Arthur: *ROAR, rushes at Shinra* -elsewhere- Iida: *in hospital bed, waiting...* Iida: *bandaged around his eyes* mama iida: ..... Iida: "...Are you still there?" mama iida: of course, tenya. *holding his hand* Iida: *smiles* "...At least I'm alive...just have to wait and...well, see whether this worked." mama iida: *she nods* Iida: "Whatever happens, Mother...I...I'm sorry." mama iida: you didnt do anything wrong, tenya... Iida: "I...shouldn't have let this happen to begin with, worrying everyone." nurse: are you ready? Iida: "Yes. I am ready." -elsewhere- Wes: *on the phone* "Is she okay?" maid: yes, she's recovering, but still needs rest....i think she'll be alright, and we've adjusted her medication. Wes: *trying to keep it together* "Please keep Soul and me updated." maid: of course. soul:....*awkward bro hug* Wes: "..." *pats his back* (to Maid) "Thank you...Yes...Goodbye." *hangs up, hugs Soul* soul: is mom- Wes: "Recovering. They changed her medication. They didn't say it, but I think she's going to be fine." soul: *weak smile* part of me feels like a dick for going weapon mode.... Wes: "We all got a little hot and bothered. Can't change that...just got to get through it." soul:....right. how's my future sister in law? *chuckles* Wes: -\\\\\- "...I hope she isn't mad at me for...wimping out. Badly." soul: im sure it'll be fine. Wes: "...I'm sorry to you, too, Soul." -elsewhere- Black Star: *reclining in bath* "Ahhh...Just what my muscles needed after a work-out." tsubaki: *watching tv* Black Star: *exits bathroom, having changed into PJ pants* "What's on?" tsubaki: just the weather. Black Star: *sits next to her* "How's it looking for this week?" tsubaki: looks like it'll be clearing up a bit, with a bit of overcast. Black Star: "Cool...What's up for this week?" -the next morning- Hibana: *cuddle* gabriella: morning~<3 Hibana: *kiss on the cheek* "Good morning, Gabriella." *hugs her* "Sleep well?" gabriella: *she nods* Hibana: "Good..." *kisses her neck* "That wine was something else..." -at school- Relan: o_o; "Um...I like the new look...Shinra?" shinra: =////= *mumbling* damn you arthur... Arthur: *devlish smirk* Relan: -\\\\- *kiss on the cheek* shinra: *blush* thanks* Relan: *smiles* "I'm sure someone has some makeup removal..." *holds his hand* Gopher: *still in a skirt* .w. "Everyone is so accepting lately..." several students: (thinking: SO CONVINCING!) students: ./////. Arthur: -_-; "My plan didn't embarrass him...it just endeared his boyfriend all the more to him." Aoyama: *hug from the back* "Sir Boyle is running a bit of a temperature over all this, oui?" Arthur: o_____o; "DID I TELL YOU TO HUG ME?!" Aoyama: *pat on his bottom* Arthur: o________O maki: OWO Aoyama: *whispers in Arthur's ear* "I hear you and Tamaki are getting close. Room for one more~?" Arthur: o\\\\\\\\\\\o maki: O//////w///////O Aoyama: "Just imagine the fun we could have together--" Arthur: "TAMAKI IS NOT INTERESTED IN SUCH THINGS!" Relan: o____o; *whispers to Shinra* "Sh-Should I be worried about Arthur being around you?" shinra: i'd rather eat a cactus whole than date arthur, dont worry. Relan: *smiles* "I don't know...You are quite a charmer." Arthur: "Let go of me!" *Aoyama is still hugging along his waist, as Arthur tries to march away...* lilac:....does stuff like this....usually happen here? Black Star: "Not really. Usually, by this point, someone would lose their pants by now. Or punched in the face. But since I'm here, everyone's too afraid to start a fight!" lilac: O_O; Arthur: *grunting, groaning, trying to get out of Aoyama's grip...* -elsewhere- Kid: *doodling in his notebook* stocking: *doing her school work* Kid: *slides a sheet of paper to Stocking--showing a detailed illustration of Stocking in a sundress under a tree in a park* stocking: *she smiles and puts it into her home folder* Kid: *small laugh, as he gets back to taking notes* stocking: ^^ Stein: "Now, before class concludes for the day, I remind you that you will have one-on-one pre-graduation meetings with advisers. I know graduation is a few months off, so you'll be having one or two of these meetings over the next few months..." liz: ..... Patty: *headdesk* "More meetings." Stein: "Counselors will have job options: representatives from governments and companies specializing in defense, private security, technology, medicine, rescue, even child care..." Kid: "..." ("As if my future work is not already fated...") soul: ...... (thinking: only 3 more to go....) Jacqueline: ("...Mother and Father will want me back home after graduation...") kim: ....... Stein: "...Well, that made everyone get really quiet. Any questions?" sayaka: will those in the NOT class be graduating into the EAT and ALT classes then? Stein: "If they choose to continue studies at the Academy, yes." sayaka: ah. Stein: "Other questions?" -later- Kid: "...What do you think?" stocking: i think i might work at the DWMA's true cross branch. Kid: "As an instructor?" stocking: maybe, just a thought. Kid: *smiles* "You would be great at it. Especially in the art of the sword." stocking: *she smiles* Kid: "And I would be here at the DWMA main branch...learning from Father...taking on some of his responsibilities..." stocking: *she smiles* Kid: "...I...don't want to disappoint..." stocking: ?? Kid: "...I don't want to disappoint Father...or you. I want to do my best." stocking: *she holds his hand* I know you will do your best. Kid: *nods, holds her hand* -elsewhere- Takehisa: *cleaning his gun* sayu: so how's it going mr commander? Takehisa: *inspecting parts, not looking at Sayu* "On schedule: should have my weapon cleaned before my 2:30 PM break." sayu: ah. Takehisa: "What are you up to?" sayu: just looking around. Takehisa: "Good." *pulls out a portable vacuum* "While looking around, you can help clean up." sayu: *salutes and goes to do that* Takehisa: *small smile, as he returns to his gun* Akitaru: *walks by Sayu* "Hey, there! Off to clean?" sayu: *nods* Akitaru: "Awesome! Well, let me know if you need help." *pulls out a basket of cleaning supplies* "I'll get start cleaning up the kitchen..." -elsewhere- Iida: *asleep in bed after surgery* -elsewhere- Ponera: -\\\\\- neian: *in her crib* grimoire: such a small thing... Ponera: *nods* T_T "So cute...Having a little baby..." grimoire: ..... Ponera: *leans against Grimoire* grimoire: *tiny hug* Ponera: o\\\\o *hug* -elsewhere- medea: *mumbling* Shotaro: *leans behind her* "I know a person who does the same thing..." medea: !!! do you mind....im...preforming a séance.... *she is sitting amongst several dolls aligned in a circular formation* Shotaro: "...Is that why you have the dollies?" medea: yes....the souls need a host..... Shotaro: " 'Host'? You mean...There are souls inside these cute little plushies?" *goes to poke one* medea: dont touch those! Shotaro: ._. *pulls back finger* "...Tool communicates with things. He's a kappa. Maybe you should ask him--" medea: these are human souls, so i dont think the principal applies here... Shotaro: "Oh...Still, a soul in a thing could still be something Tool knows a little about. Granted, he's not a people person but..." *ramble ramble ramble* -elsewhere- Wes: *marking sheet music, in-between playing on the piano* soul: trying something different? Wes: "Oh, Soul!" *small blush* "Sorry...I've had a song on my mind...something with a violin, a piano..." soul: ah, want me to help? Wes: *smiles* "I'd like that..." *gets off the piano stool, picks up the violin* soul: *examining the notes* ok...*begins playing* Wes: *follows along, adjusting to match Soul's performance* soul: *still playing, feeling a warm presence and smiles* *The music rolls through a variety of moods, with greater and lesser intensity* soul: *finishing* .....*smile* Wes: "...You sounded great." soul: thanks. Wes: "I think that's a good sound...I'll fix the notes and...I don't know what I'm going to do with this song." soul: *half-joking* maybe have it played at your wedding? Wes: o\\\\\o "Um..." *covers his face* "I don't even know how to propose to Liz. I'm not used to this kind of thing." soul: easy bro *pat pat* Wes: *inhale* "Okay...Um...Before or after her graduation? Do I ask her to move in first, see how we get along before the big question?" soul: i guess let things take their course? im not really an expert on this....(thinking: i dont think i ever will be....) Wes: *nods* "I'm not an expert either. I don't know that I know anyone who's done this kind of thing." soul: try asking lord death? or maybe one of the other teachers? Wes: "Maybe Lord Death..." ("I don't think Mr. Albarn would work out so well...") -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "Anything in particular you want for dinner?" kim: pizza? Jacqueline: "Delivery or pickup?" kim: delivery, too lazy to go out. Jacqueline: "Very well." *pulls out phone to call* "Which toppings?" kim: just cheese. Jacqueline: "That sounds good..." *places her delivery* "Okay, 30 minutes. Free soda included? Yes, that would be good. DWMA Girls Dormitory...Yes, that address. Name is Jacqueline. Yes, thank you!" *hangs up* "30 minutes to kill, then..." kim: mario kart? Jacqueline: "..." *smirks* "You're on." -elsewhere- Emine: *holds up 'Emine's Good Behavior Report Card' to Setsuna* "I have done almost all that was requested of me: my bad deeds have been far less vicious, and I left Mono mostly alone..." setsuna: good job emine *hug* Emine: -\\\\\- "Thank you. That means a lot." setsuna: ^^ Emine: "...Are there bad deeds I could do that would actually be _helpful_?" -elsewhere- Relan: o____o "Jeez, Hibana did change a lot of things in your brigade..." shinra: no kidding. Relan: "Iris...Is Hibana always like this?" iris: most of the time 7-7; Relan: "Well, to each their own, I guess...At least her heart was in the right place...or _some_ place." *picks up and looks at a Hibana pillow* shinra: *shudders* .______. Relan: "Hmm...I always thought Hibana was stylish..." -\\\\- "Those dresses..." shinra: *he nods* they're pretty expensive. Relan: *squirms* "...Iris? Is there any way she could give me a generous discount?" iris: i'll see what i can do. Relan: "Really?! Thanks!" *hug* iris: ^^ Relan: *smiles...then sees Arthur walking by, shoulders slumped* "???" shinra: you ok? Arthur: *clutches Shinra by the shoulders* "Group. Date." shinra:...eh? Arthur: "Anything--anything!--just to have some social time with Tamaki! The Commander said we have to be in teams of two, so Tamaki will bring Nozomi, I bring you, you will end up bringing Iris and Relan which means bringing Maki, then--" iris: ?? Arthur: "What do I have to do to convince you to host a get-together at a local restaurant?! I'm desperate..." shinra:...hmmmm. Arthur: *on his knees, begging* "Please! I'll do anything!" -and so- Arthur: *wedged between Shinra and Relan in their seats* -_-; "More packed than I imagined..." iris: ^^; nozomi: this is a nice place. tamaki: *nom nom* Relan: "Maki, could you pass the ketchup?" maki: here you go Arthur: -\\\\- ("Tamaki takes the cutest bites out of her meal...") Relan: "Thanks!" *opens the bottle...but he can't get it to pour out onto his fries* shinra: need help? Relan: *nods* Relan: *hands the bottle to Shinra* shinra: *squeezes a bit of ketchup onto the fries* here you go. ^^ iris: (thinking: TOO CUTE!) Relan: *smiles* "Thanks!" *kiss on the cheek* shinra: *blush* iris: *smooches them both on the cheek* Relan: -\\\\- "Th-Thank you, Iris..." Arthur: "..." *looks at Tamaki* tamaki: *nom nom*.....what? Arthur: "!!! N-Nothing..." ("Just wish I was kissing her cheek...Huh...She has a little sauce on her cheek...") nozomi: *hands her a napkin* tamaki: thanks *wipes it off* Arthur: o_____o ("WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!!") -at the bar- ???: *a woman with red hair sips her drink* .... Waiter: *gestures to bartender* "Need another pina colada for Table #4." *spots ???* "Anything I can get you, ma'am~?" ???: .....im good. Waiter: "Well, if you need anything, just let me know. Just call for Alex!" *takes the pina colada, passing tables...* ???:......*checks her phone* Text: [how's it going?] ???: [quiet, a few people around. drink's good] Text: [ha ha. pace yourself. let me know if anyone shows up] ???: ....... *she snaps a pic* [seems there's a party...] ???: [neat...anyone to talk to? find out what it's celebrating] ????: *she sends the pic of shinra and his group* Text: [aw, they look so happy. talk with one of the girls in the bathroom?] ???: [right] maki: *goes to the washroom to fix up her hair* ????: *follows* Relan: *finished his fries, looking at desserts on menu* -elsewhere- Joker: *lights his cigarette* -phone buzzes- Joker: *checks phone* scarlet: [found out the 8th's got itself a buddy system after the incident in asakusa] Joker: [that makes things a little more complicated] scarlet: [but that kid with the hair covering his face.] ...... [he's in the 3rd] Joker: "..." *sneers* [interesting. keep an eye on him] scarlet: ...........[right] Relan: *laughing, as Arthur has moved to sit next to Tamaki* scarlet:.... [will keep you updated] Arthur: "...Want to share a dessert, Tamaki?" tamaki: sure. Arthur: *points to a cat-shaped cake on the menu...* tamaki: YUSS! *shiny eyes* Relan: *whispers to Shinra* "What if we told the waiter that today was Arthur's birthday?" shinra: its not though... Relan: "But if we do...they'll come out and embarrass him by singing "Happy birthday." Plus, free cake..." Arthur: *smiles* "Then one of those..." -elsewhere- Akitaru: *resting on the couch* "Sure is quiet..." miwa: *she nods* Akitaru: *pulls out a book...opens it...it is a scrapbook of the 8th* padma: *doing sudoku* Akitaru: *laughing at a photo of him and Takehisa refurbishing the building...in hardhats* Takehisa: -_-; "Just put that thing away." miwa: ah, let him have his fun. Akitaru:  "Memories...Everyone has gotten so tall since then...Look how tiny Iris was on her first day!" nayumi: how cute ^^ Takehisa: *spots a photo of him and Maki* nayumi: where was that? Takehisa: "Military." nayumi: ah. she was pretty short back then. Takehisa: *nods* "Shorter hair as well." serina: *looking at her own pictures, including her as a young child with her grandpa* Akitaru: *points to the photo* "That's you?" serina: *she nods* nayumi: you wore your hair in braids too? serina: yeah. Akitaru: *sad smile, thinking of his child* (ami: when i grow up, i wanna be strong just like you papa!) Akitaru: *his hand rests along the side of the book* "..." miwa: ...... Akitaru: *sniff* miwa:....*pats his back* Akitaru: *nods, trying to smile* miwa: *she hugs him* Akitaru: "??? ... Um...Thank you?" miwa: from one commander to another. *smile* Akitaru: "..." *smiles, nods* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *pats her mouth* "Good pizza, and good game of Mario Kart...I almost beat you that time." kim: yeah. Jacqueline: *stretches and lies in bed...accidentally in Kim's* kim:....*small smile* Jacqueline: *sigh of relief...then...* "???" kim: ?? whats up? Jacqueline: "I could ask you the same? Why are you smiling at me--" *then notices whose bed she is in* o\\\\\\o *hops out of Kim's bed* "S-Sorry!" kim: hey, its fine....is there....anything bothering you? Jacqueline: -\\\\- "...A few things. You know, nothing big." kim: did you want to talk about it? Jacqueline: "..." Jacqueline: "...When I graduate, I don't know what I'm going to do." kim: .....is this about your parents? Jacqueline: *nods* "They'll want me back home after I graduate." kim:.....say! why dont we move in together in our own place? Jacqueline: "...Really? B-But I'll need to work to pay rent...What do I do for a job?" kim: there's lots of job opportunities in death city.. maybe we could be DWMA instructors? Jacqueline: *nods* "I think I should speak with the job counselors..." *smiles at Kim* "But I would like to move to our own place." kim: *she smiles* Jacqueline: *smiles* "This puts my mind at a bit more ease...Thanks." -elsewhere- tsubaki: *in bed, reading* Black Star: "Hey, I'm going to head to bed..." tsubaki: good night. Black Star: *nods* "How 'bout you?" tsubaki: after i finish this chapter, i'll head to bed. Black Star: "Cool..." *starts to exit* "Well, see you in the morning." tsubaki: good night. Black Star: "..." *turns and exits, closing the door* -at gallows manor- Kid: "Good night, Father..." lord death: night kiddo~ Kid: "...Father? Will I...be a good leader of the DWMA?" lord death:...*head pat* of course you will, son. Kid: *smiles* "Thank you...Good night." lord death: good night son, i love you. Kid: *hug* "I love you, too." -in stocking's room- *Knock knock* stocking: *laying in bed, wearing one of kid's night shirts* its open Kid: *opens the door* "I wanted to see how you are do--" o____o stocking: hey. *she smiles* Kid: "...Hey..." *approaches, lies beside her* stocking: *snuggles up next to him* Kid: *turns towards her, tugging a bit on the shirt* "Clothes thief." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "I like that shirt on you..." *playful smirk* "But I also don't appreciate someone taking my clothes without asking..." *rests a hand along her hip* "I'm particular..." stocking: sorry 737 Kid: "Hee hee..." *kisses her lips* stocking: mmmm~ Kid: *talks in between kisses* "But...I insist that I take back my shirt..." *unbuttons top one* stocking: ahh~ Kid: *as he unbuttons her shirt, he kisses on each bit of newly exposed skin* stocking: *soft moans with each kiss* Kid: *reaches the last button, taking so long to unbutton it, kissing lightly over her skin* stocking: *pouts* two can play that game! *turns him onto his back and slowly grinds against his pants* Kid: *moan* "N-No fair...Ahhhh~" stocking: *smirks as she grinds with 2 quick strokes then one long one, repeating the pattern* Kid: *panting* "Oh, God...I-I need to get these pants off..." stocking: *gets up enough for him to reach down* Kid: *fumbling over his pants, his length making it difficult to get out* stocking: need help~? Kid: *whimpers* "I-I think I'm too big for them..." stocking: ...you ok? *concerned* Kid: *nods* "It's just...You're so attractive that..." -\\\\\\- *speaks really fast* "I'm already erect, and the size of my penis is preventing me from extricating myself from my slacks due to how nervous I am by your raw, magnetic sexuality." stocking: .....*chuckles* you're too darn adorable. *she undoes his fly* Kid: -\\\\\- "Thank you..." stocking: hehehe~ no problem babe~ *pulls them down and nuzzles his groin* Kid: -\\\\- "Is-Is it good?" *puts his hands along her hair* stocking: yeah *kiss* so firm~ Kid: "A-ah~ ...You're responsible for that..." stocking: hehe~ *smooch* Kid: "I-I was thinking about you today...Your beautiful backside...your large breasts..." *groans* "What you do with your mouth..." stocking: *booty squeeze* you naughty boy, kiddo~<3 Kid: *small yelp* "I-I've been a naughty boy..." stocking: should i punish you~? Kid: *nods* "Y-Yes...My angel..." -elsewhere- mami: zzzzz.... Crona: "..." *puts a blanket over Mami* mami: *small smile* Crona: "..." *lies beside her, over the blanket, looking at her* mami: zzzzz.... Crona: "..." *hugs Mami, holding her in her sleep* mami: *hugs back in her sleep* Crona: .\\\\\. *tries to fall asleep...* -elsewhere- Relan: "That was fun." shinra: yeah, well, here's your stop. see you later. *hug and kiss on the cheek* iris: *does the same thing* Relan: -\\\- *returns a kiss on their cheeks* "Good night." -elsewhere- Hibana: *slurring her words a bit* "Ha ha--fun!" gabriella: *tucking her in* Hibana: "I beeeeeeat you at the drinking game, Gabby-Gabby-Fine-Fanny!" gabriella: you certainly did. (thinking: good thing i made sure she had plenty of water too...) Hibana: *pulls the sheets around her* "So comfy..." *yawn* "Will you be here in the morning?" gabriella: of course hibana. Hibana: "Mmmm...Love you..." -morning, elsewhere- Emine: *snore* lin: emine, it's time to get up. Emine: *grumbles, turns away in bed* lin:.... *kiss on the ear* Emine: *smiles* "Mmmm..." *turns back, looking at her* "That's a rotten trick to get me out of bed." lin: hehe~ Emine: *yawns, takes off the sheets to get out of bed, stretches* -elsewhere- Takehisa: *making coffee* shinra:....!!! holy crap it's snowing!! Akitaru: *super-childlike excitement* :D maki: YAY! Arthur: "Snowball battle! One must be held!" maki: yeah!! Takehisa: *puts out hot chocolate* "Drink up, first, to keep warm." *Maki's hot chocolate has marshmallows in the shape of a smiley face* maki: *siiiip* so yummy~ =w= Takehisa: -\\\\- Arthur: *putting on a scarf...hands one to Tamaki* tamaki: thanks. Arthur: -\\\\- "You're welcome." Akitaru: "Building snowmen, snowball battles, snow angels..." -elsewhere- stocking: zzzzzz..... Kid: *turns in his sleep--then grimaces* "Ahhh..." stocking: hmmm? kid? Kid: "S-Sorry...I'm a little sore." stocking: want me to rub it and make it better? Kid: *nods excitedly* -one gentle massage later- Kid: "A-Ah~! ... Sorry." stocking: you're real sensitive....*kiss on the lips* Kid: -\\\\\- "Maybe you just have the right touch, on my body and soul." stocking: *she smiles* Kid: *smiles, as he looks behind her at the window* "...Snow?" stocking: seems like it. Kid: *shifts in bed* "Shower, then take a walk?" stocking: *she nods* Kid: *smirks, as he lifts her in his arms to carry her* stocking: ah! hehe~ Kid: *kisses her cheek as he brings her into the bathroom, closing the door behind them* -and so- Kid: -\\\\- "You look so...sexy in those clothes." stocking: *sipping hot cocoa in her winter sweater* Kid: *sips on his cocoa* "So yummy~" stocking: hehe~ Kid: *cozies up to her* "New sweater?" stocking: mmhmm~ got my winter clothes in yesterday... Kid: "Excellent fashion choice." *smiles* stocking: ^^ Kid: "Have you made your list for Santa~?" stocking: maaaybe~ Kid: "I hope Santa brings something good for you..." *whispers in her ear* "Unless you've been naughty..." -elsewhere- Tool: *holding Io* "See? The white stuff is snow." io: O.O Tool: "And snow is rain, only frozen into ice flakes that accumulate into this white stuff. You can pat it together into balls, people..." io: hehe! Tool: *catches some snow in his mitt, then tossing it up, letting it fall along the ground* "You're a bit small to make a snowman..." saki: ^^ Tool: "...Hey, Saki...Want to build a snowman?" saki: sure. *shovel tool arm* Tool: *smiles* "Watch this, Io...First snowman..." io: *watching intently as chie holds her* Tool: *patting more snow on top of the giant snowball Saki already put together* io: *shiny eyes* Tool: "Saki...Um...This doesn't look as snowman-ish to me...Am I do this right?" saki: it looks good i think ^^ *puts a pail on its head* Tool: "I hope so..." *It kind of looks kappa-ish* saki: its cute ^^ Tool: -\\\- "What do you think, Io?" io: gu! gu! Tool: "Heh...I'll take that as a 'good.'" -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: *bundled up in a rabbit hoodie* fang-hua: its getting colder.... *under the kotatsu* Tsukiyo: "No kidding..." *sigh* "I'd recommend a visit to the hot springs...But I don't feel like it. " fang-hua: .....want some tea? Tsukiyo: *nods* "Maybe that will warm me up..." fang-hua: ok. *she goes to get some* Tsukiyo: *flicking through her phone at texts and pics* "..." fang-hua:.....?? commander? Benimaru: *standing just outside in the cold* "Hello." fang-hua:....did you need a robe or something? it's rather chilly out. Benimaru: "I use my fire abilities to regulate my body temperature even in intense cold--" *sneezes--out fire* "..." *sniff* fang-hua: *stifled chuckling* Benimaru: -_-; "Bring me my coat." fang-hua: can and will do. -elsewhere- Hibana: *lounging in the outdoor hot tub* "Come on in...The water's just fine~" gabriella: *slides in* ahhhh, nice and warm =///= Hibana: "This is even better when it's cold and snowing outside..." *cozies up next to Gabriella* "Feel good?" -elsewhere- belkia: GA-CHOO! *sniff* blegh....too darn cold! sakuya: the hotel room is headed, what are _you_ complaining about? belkia: stiiiiiilllll.... toguchin is hogging the heated blanket and higan is out of town so he cant keep us all warm with his fire! *Knock knock* sakuya: *looks out the peep hole* Bellhop: "Room service!" sakuya: *pulls out money* here you go. Bellhop: "Thank you!" *pushes cart in, with meal and drinks* lavender: nice. say, its pretty chilly, mind keeping me warm tonight~? *wink* otogiri: *unamused* Bellhop: o\\\\\o "Uh..." sakuya: *rolls eyes* ugh. Bellhop: "I-I'm not supposed to...mingle with guests...ma'am." lavender: you sure you cant make an exception~? *pout* otogiri: could you not? lavender: hey, doesnt hurt to try. Bellhop: "..." *looks at his watch* "Um...I have a break in an hour?" lavender: see you then~ otogiri: you're so shameless....it's bothersome. lavender: i got the skills, may as damn well use them. Bellhop: *walks away stiffly and hunched over...* o\\\\o belkia: dang, shamrock's not gonna be happy with you, as always. otogiri: suppose we get found out? lavender: belkia can shiv his ass and tsubaki gets a new subclass, no big deal. *HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A CALL! HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A CALL!* [Phone alert] otogiri: *she looks at her phone* Text (from Mr Tsubaki): [keeping warm?] otogiri: [yes. where R U?] Mr Tsubaki: [on my way. just paying a visit to a friend] otogiri: ..... [are you pestering that girl again? T.T ] Mr Tsubaki: [i do what i want] otogiri:..... -_- belkia: girioto! tell tsubakyun to bring home more heated blankets! naho: =w= zzzzzzz Mr Tsubaki: [i'll pick up some items on the way back. want anything?] otogiri: [belkia is requesting heated blankets, since naho is asleep under the one we have.] lilac: *wearing a spare jacket and shivering* Mr Tsubaki: [okay. but first, tell belkia and naho to share that one. send pics] otogiri: you can share. belkia: what do i look like, a lolicon?! sakuya: she's 18...how she's the same age as me amazes me. Mr Tsubaki: [lol] -elsewhere- Relan: ^^ ryuuko: *staring at her melted snow angel* .... mikami: it looks nice, ryuuko! ryuuko: thank you -///- Relan: *snaps a pic* "Talented!" ryuuko: i just laid on the ground... Relan: "But your flame ability--that takes some control." ryuuko: i suppose it does. Relan: "I'll see what I can make..." *lies in the snow, starts forming an angel* -elsewhere- liz: c-c-cold Q_Q Patty: "I know! It's great, right! :D" -at the 1st- ruby: GA-CHOO! *sniff* pearl: it's really cold today.... Karim: "Indeed. A bit much, even for me..." dia: good morning *in her usual uniform....fit for warmer weather* ruby: SHE'S NOT EVEN AFFECTED?! Karim: *nods* "Some people use their heat abilities to regulate internal body temperature--" *sneezes* dia: yes, and i grew up in russia, so im used to the colder weather either way. Burns: "Enough chit-chat. We get to work: in these conditions, you have to be at peak performance, so you'll be testing your mettle out in this cold." pearl: Q-Q Karim: -_- foien: ^^; Burns: "I suggest you keep warm...We're going to see who can regulate their temperatures while still using their fire abilities for effective combat." pearl: Q^Q -elsewhere- Kepuri: *sniffles, glaring at Nea* "Lucky...You can handle this cold." nea: hell yea i can. *eating some of the snow* mana: *JAWDROP* Shotaro: "Man, lucky! Her ability is to avoid brain freezes!" Shinoda: -\\\\\- lin: O-O (thinking: these mafia princesses are a force to be reckoned with!) Emine: "Nea can indeed handle extreme temperatures--a valuable asset." Shinoda: "One heck of an asset. -\\\\\- " chie: you're lucky you're in there all warm and toasty, right toru~? *rubs her stomach* Yohei: *worried father-to-be mode* "Do you feel warm enough? Need another jacket? Heating pad?" chie: i'm ok, but i suppose some hot cocoa would be nice. (thinking: too cute!) Yohei: *picks up GET, tapping his head like a dispenser to have more hot cocoa pour out of his mouth into Chie's cup, then grabs WASHU for the marshmallow dispenser...* medea: =_______________________= ugh...what a night... Shotaro: "Hey, Medea! Want hot chocolate with the tiny marshmallows?" medea: *she just makes some black coffee and downs it* .... Yohei: "???" medea: i had to deal with a particularly annoying soul.....he really wanted to speak with you.... -thumps from medea's room- Shotaro and Yohei: *look at each other, then Medea* " 'You'?" medea: yes, you yohei...he was....rather adamant..... Yohei: "Uuuuuuuuum...Name?" medea: i didnt get any- *DOOR SLAM* Plushie!NoFix: *high-pitched voice* "Guess who's back, motherfuckers?!" Shotaro: o_o Yohei: "...No." Tool: -_-; Kepuri: "???" Emine: "...Fuck." Emine: *drops a quarter into "Emine's Swear Jar"* chie: OH FUCK NO! saki: *gun arm aimed* Plushie!NoFix (PlushFix): *winks at Saki, points at her* "Hey, babe. Miss me?" -PUNTED- saki: why? medea:....i take it you dont like this particular stray soul. chie: nope. not in the least. PlushFix: *crashes into Yohei's face* PlushFix: "You like that? You like my cock up against your--" o___O "i'M NOT ANATOMICALLY CORRECT?!" Yohei: "..." *peels PlushFix off his face* "GET...Burn him." PlushFix: ._____. GET: >8o chie: *throws the doll into the fire.....its not burning* WHAT THE FUCK?! PlushFix: "BWA HA HA! You can never kill me now! And all the torments I will now impart on you! I may not have my bits anymore, but I still got these hands to put all over Saki's sweet body again!" Shotaro: *shaking* Emine: "...I want to kill him." saki: *turbo stomp* PlushFix: o____o "OW OW OW OW Oh, yeah baby OW OW OUCHIE OW FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER OW OUCH!" io: O-O Emine: "..." *covers Io's eyes* Shotaro: *covers Io's ears* setsuna: oh? so this is the 'nofix' i heard so much about? Shotaro and Emine: *nod* "Bad man." Yohei: "As if many of us weren't traumatized enough..." setsuna:...hello. ^^ PlushFix: *pained* "...Hello, Mrs. MILF." Shotaro and Emine: "...KIIIIIIIIIIIIIL..." Kepuri: *glares at Medea* "...You ever resurrect a lightning beast bald bastard, and I will shove ticks up your--" setsuna: owo; medea: *back in her room cowering* i've made a terrible mistake. PlushFix: *to Setsuna* "Am I the doll you'll take with you to bed tonight? You can hold me nice and close~" Yohei: "...Chie? I think we need to talk with Medea..." chie: *cracks knuckles* way behind you. nea: .....what the fuck...? PlushFix: "Oh, you're hot, too! Maybe a two girls, one dolly kind of deal? How you feel about kissing another woman?" Shinoda: "...I remember why I don't like this guy." nea: *KICKS INTO THE WALL* die. -_- Shinoda: T_T "That's my Nea." PlushFix: *spots Lin* "...Wait...Didn't I kill you?" lin:.....fuuuunny story about that... >w> *FLEES TO HER ROOM* nope nope nope nope nope! Emine: "!!! Lin!" *follows her* Tool: "Fire won't work...Maybe scissors?" Kepuri: *holds some up* "Way ahead of you...Let's see whether he's only stuffing inside..." > : ) chie: MEDEA YOU LITTLE SHIT OPEN UP BEFORE I COME IN THERE! medea: i apologize for my summoning of an....unfortunate resident. Yohei: *holds Chie back* "Sweetie, let's try our diplomatic voices..." *approaches Medea* "We...have been tortured by that monster. Why him? Why bring _him_ back?" medea: well, i suppose his soul had been attracted to this place... mono: we're home! Yohei: "...Oh no..." mono: ?? aww, what a cute plushie! *hug* PlushFix: "Wait...You look familiar..." Assi: *follows Mono inside* "Hey, Yohei made a talking dollie?" PlushFix: "Hee hee hee...Now I remember...How are your parents, you scrawny whiny cunt?" Zuno: "!!! What did he just say?" mono:........ *eyes widen and she screams, throwing the doll to the wall* PlushFix: *squeak against the wall* "I remember...You were crying for them as I killed them...showed their corpses to you..." *smirks* "You're looking well." medea: i'm going to the shrine to get ofuda.....lots of them. mono: NO! NONONONONONONO!! *in hysterics* Zuno: o_____O "NOFIX! NOFIX! AAAAH!" Assi: "THAT'S THE THING YOU REMEMBER!" *holds Mono* "Mono, calm down! mono: i-i-i'll fuckin kill him! akaderu: tried that, didnt work. PlushFix: "Hee hee hee...I may not have my abilities right now...but I can still pick up weapons..." *holds up hands...without opposable thumbs* "...I just need to learn how to hold scissors. Yo, Bug Bitch--hand me those--" Kepuri: *stabs scissors into PlushFix's head* PlushFix: -_-; "...Yeah, I'm not dead. Skank-ass ho." mana: well, i guess we got our wish of making this house more interesting -_-; Kepuri: *anger twitch* Assi: *glares at Mana* "Who was asking for _this_ kind of 'interesting'?" mana:.... >_>; io: O_O PlushFix: "Daddy's home..." io: Q_Q *cries* Tool: "Get Io away from this monster...I'm going to lock him in a box and try to pull this soul out of him..." medea: he might attempt to possess someone here... best try to keep him sealed.... saki: *protectivly holding io* Yohei: o____o " 'Possess'?!" PlushFix: "If so, I'm gonna possess the MILF first!" Emine: "..." *holds up a lighter* Shotaro: "Emine, no!" *holds up a flamethrower* "USE THIS!" medea: his soul is a rather aggressive one...though that's obvious. Everyone: "NO SHIT!" medea: .__.; PlushFix: "Okay, look, I'll behave...if I get to see Yohei's massive dong." Yohei: "...What the fuck?" chie: *TURBO STOMP* no. PlushFix: "YEAH, BABY! HIT ME HARDER!" Kepuri: "I'm going to be putting new locks on the doors...and windows." chie: *puts a pail over him and holds it down* PlushFix: "Hey! It got really dark in here! Is it nighttime? Is it time to--Zzzzzzzz..." chie: phew...... mono: *still in a frenzy, about to throw up* Assi: *holding her* "It's okay, he's stopped...You're going to be fine..." mono: *crying into his chest* PlushFix: *sucking his hand, like sucking his thumb asleep* Yohei: *slight shakes* chie:....*she hugs him* Yohei: *holds onto her* Tool: *hugs Saki and Io* Shotaro and Emine: *hugging Setsuna* akaderu:....*hugging kepuri* hugs all around, i guess. lin: *peeeek* is it safe? Kepuri: -\\\\\\- Emine: *nods* -elsewhere- Kishiri: -_-; "Vivian, please." vivian: *sharing a scarf* hehehe~<3 Kishiri: "Look, I need some distance...although..." vivian: *pouts* Kishiri: -\\\\\- "You are rather warm...and..." vivian: *shiny eyes* Kishiri: "...You are attractive." >\\\\< vivian: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Kishiri: "...A lot of women don't like me...despite how much I like women." vivian: their loss then! because i think you're the coolest guy i know! Kishiri: "...Why? I'm a douchebag." vivian: what i see is a really cool and free spirited guy who doesnt give a crap what people think and just goes by his own rules! Kishiri: o\\\\\o "...Seriously? And you like that?" vivian: *she smiles* Kishiri: "...You're very enthusiastic and driven..." vivian: O///w///O Kishiri: -\\\\- *scratches his cheek* "You never give up, do you?" *leans a bit closer* vivian: nope~! Kishiri: "..." >\\\\\\< *smooch* vivian: @//////////////w////////////////@ Kishiri: *pulls back* "...That was pretty much my first kiss. Like, other than something out of preschool." vivian: *SQUEALS OF HAPPY* Kishiri: "..." *holds her hand* "It felt nice. You feel nice." vivian: *in absolute joy mode* -elsewhere- Crona: *in a Christmas tree lights sweater* -\\\\\- mami: ^^; soul: cute. Crona: "It-It seems a bit much...all bright and shiny..." tsubaki: still. Black Star: *two thumbs up* "Rock that sweater, Crona!" kyouka: nothing says christmas like corny christmas sweaters. sayaka: dont you mean chron-y christmas sweaters? -silence- sayaka: 8D Crona: -_______-; Black Star: "Boo!" soul: really miki? Crona: "That joke was hardly very...bright." mami: *chuckles* Black Star: -_______-; -elsewhere- Arthur: *pelted with snowballs* "RUN AWAY!" shinra: ACK! Arthur: *snowball to the face* "Curse you, Maki!" maki: hehe~ Arthur: "I swear that I will defeat you all in--" -BWAF- tamaki: HAHA! Arthur: "..." *removes sword hilt* -BWOMPH- Arthur: o______O *squeak as he collapses* -elsewhere- Anya: *smirking, next to a tiny snowman* tsugumi: *making snow figures resembling herself, anya, meme, ao, and mio* Meme: "Those look great, Tsugumi!" *Anya's snowman starts to shake a bit* ao: oh? *Kana explodes out of the snowman, gasping* Kana: "Anya buried me in snow!" Anya: *playing innocent* "What? I did no such thing..." tsugumi: gagantous! mio: *playing 3ds in an igloo* Kana: *small growl at Anya, then cries* misery: *appears behind them like the damn slenderman* hello girls~ *calm face but terrifying aura* Meme: o___o "ANYA DID IT!" Anya: "TRAITOR!" -and then there was a wacky chase scene- -elsewhere- Hibana: *bundled up under sheets* -w- "Ah, this feels so good..." gabriella: =///= Hibana: *small smile, as she slides down into the sheets, wrapping her arms around Gabriella's waist and leaves a small kiss on her belly* gabriella: *blush* Hibana: *nuzzles against her belly, her hand resting along one of Gabriella's knees* "Warm enough?" gabriella: yes. Hibana: *kisses her right knee* "Good..." *kisses along her right knee to her right thigh* -elsewhere- Karim: *panting* "Jeez, this workout..." pearl: *face down* x-x dia: *completely unaffected* Burns: "Lying down on the job, Pearl?" Karim: "!!!" *picks up Pearl, holding her straight* "No, no, she's fine!" pearl: X-X im ok siiiir... Burns: "Good. Then let's wrap up with a jog around the building." -elsewhere- Kid: "Hot chocolate..." *hands the mug to Stocking* stocking: thanks kiddo~ Kid: *snuggles, pulls up the blanket over them* =w= stocking: mmmmm~ *turns on the tv* Kid: *sips chocolate, watching TV with her* -elsewhere- otogiri: oh thank god you're back, it's been hectic. Mr Tsubaki: "What's going on?" Shamrock: *inspecting the room* "Hmph." naho: quit hogging the blanket! belkia: NO YOU! sakuya: mahiruuuu.... Q_Q lilac: *cowering under a table* Q_Q lavender: AHHH OH FUCK~! Mr Tsubaki: "Shamrock, distribute the blankets and--" Bellhop: "You like that? You like it like that?" Mr Tsubaki: "...What is that noise?" otogiri:.............*excalibur face* Mr Tsubaki: "..." *marches into the room, knocks down the door to Lavender's room* lavender: oh, hey. *wave* Bellhop: D: "What the hell?! Shut the door! Please don't tell my boss..." Mr Tsubaki: "..." Mr Tsubaki: "..." *reaches into his pocket, tosses a box of condoms at the Bellhop, repairs the door, and leaves* Bellhop: "...Is he going to tell my boss?" lavender: if he does, you'd be getting off easy....speaking of getting off~ Bellhop: o\\\\o "A-Am I doing good? You're very hot." -in the hotel room- Mr Tsubaki: "What have I missed?" -otogiri explains the situation- Mr. Tsubaki: -_-; "Can she not keep it in her pants, can you children _not_ share blankets...?" naho: Q.Q Shamrock: "And this room is filthy." *puts on a glove, traces finger along the bedstand* "Disgusting." lilac: ....... Mr. Tsubaki: "??? Lilac? What's wrong?" lilac: i....met that girl at school.... Mr. Tsubaki: "...Really?" lilac: ....*he nods* Mr. Tsubaki: "..." *sneers* "Good...I want you to befriend her." lilac:....o-ok. Mr. Tsubaki: *sneers* "Soon...she will be mine." -elsewhere- *Text to Shinra and Iris's phones* Relan: [pic attached: "I think people in the 3rd like my gingerbread cookies"] *In the pic, everyone seems to enjoy eating them...while Giovanni looks like he doesn't know how to eat through his mask* iris: [cute ^^] shinra: [they look great!] Relan: [thanks! i saved some for you all later. how's today been?] shinra: [good] Arthur: Q____Q *holding icebag to his nuts* -elsewhere- Mifune: "Finish your soup--it'll keep you warm." yuma: *drinking up* Mifune: "Angela? You okay?" angela: *under the kotatsu* *nod* Mifune: *small smile* "Don't get dehydrated. Keep drinking water." angela: ok. Mifune: *pours more tea, sips, looks at newspaper* *Articles about local activities, tree lightning ceremony, increases in blood donations...* -elsewhere- Ponera: *wringing her hands* grimoire: *hands her a jacket* Ponera: "Th-Thanks..." *puts it on* -elsewhere- Kishiri: *sitting next to Vivian in cafe* "...So...How's your coffee?" vivian: so yummy~<3 Kishiri: "...You got a little foam on your nose." -elsewhere- Joker: "Update?" -elsewhere- ochako: seems some new students are here. girl: hi there~<3 super duper nice to meet you all~ *her bangs cover the left side of her face* Izuku: "???' girl: *her bangs flip to the right side* oh....im sorry....im probably bothering you all....maybe i should just dig a hole and bury myself... ochako: uhhh.... o-o; Izuku: "WHAT?! DON'T DO THAT!" girl: *her bangs flip back to the left* sorry~ that was just my other half being shy~ hehe~<3 kyouka: what's with this girl?? Izuku: o____o "Um...You have a quirk, then?" girl: *she nods* my name's Emoko Furifuro, nice to meet you all~<3 Izuku: "Nice to meet you. I'm Izuku, and this is Ochako." ochako: *she smiles* emoko: i hope we can become friends then~ Izuku: "S-Sure...Want a tour of the school?" emoko: yeppers~! *flop* though im sure i'm probably going to get lost and die of starvation... Izuku: "...Um...I can assure you that no one has starved from getting lost...I mean, a lot of people get lost all the time here, but that's supposed to help you get stronger at--" *ramble ramble mutter mutter* -elsewhere- Yumi: "All warm and toasty, Shiori?" shiori: buu! >u< Yumi: "D'aw..." *snaps a pic* Yumi: [texting Marie: look at her!] marie: [2 CUTE! X3] Yumi: [i know, right?! how is christa enjoying the snow?] marie: [doing well, she's watching frosty the snowman right now] Yumi: [that's fun viewing] -elsewhere- Yohei: *shaking* chie: *holding him* Yohei: "Why now? Chie...I'm sorry...I shouldn't be like this..." chie: its not your fault, yohei.... Yohei: *shuddering* "I feel so weak, letting this get to me..." chie: im right here, ok? Yohei: *nods, holds her* "I don't want you hurt..." chie: *she nods*..... Yohei: "...Can you...be here, while I get stronger?" chie: of course, always. Yohei: *holds her, kisses her cheek* -elsewhere- Black Star: "Hope this meal keeps you warm!" tsubaki: thank you. *she smiles* Black Star: "Hee hee." *digs in* -later that night- Black Star: "Mmm..." tsubaki: zzzzz.... -elsewhere- Bellhop: x______x lavender: it was good *licks lips* you? belkia: delish! otogiri: .... lilac: *passed out* Mr. Tsubaki: *sighs* naho: whats wrong mr tsubaki? Mr. Tsubaki: "Just thinking...How are we explaining to the management what became of Mr. Bellhop? Also...Could someone please put a sheet over him. The man is naked." belkia: maybe we could mess with their brains and make it like he never even worked here? naho: ...... shammy, could you make mr tsubaki feel better somehow? Shamrock: "..." *pulls out a crudely made Tsubaki Nakatsukasa plushie* Mr. Tsubaki: ._. *SQUEE* naho: T__T (thinking: WHY MUST SHE BE C*CKBLOCKING MY OTP?!) Shamrock: *puts blanket over the naked dead Bellhop* "Really, Lavender, must you play with your food?" lavender: may as well make his last moments enjoyable. i think i did the poor bastard a favor. otogiri: you really are shameless. lavender: damn right i am! Shamrock: "Onto other matters...How much longer are we in this hotel?" -elsewhere- Relan: *looking in the mirror, wearing a white dress* -\\\\\- mikami: it looks really nice ^^ Relan: "...You don't think it's weird, do you?" mikami: not at all. Relan: "...Could you snap a pic for me?" mikami: sure! -elsewhere- heibito: *asleep* Asura: *smiles* mikan: *she smiles* do you think...we could have another child...later down the line? Asura: ._. "...I am simultaneously terrified and excited by that prospect. So...yes." mikan: *hug* ^^ Asura: *hugs back, strokes her back* "...You would be as amazing a mother as you are to Heibito..." -elsewhere- *Text to Shinra and Iris* Relan: [hope it's okay] *Pic in white dress* iris: [its sweet ^^ i think i have a dress just like it] shinra: [adorable!] Relan: [iris, really? maybe we could both wear them...in private. not as comfortable going out like this yet] -elsewhere- saki: *checking on io* ....*she smiles...and hears music from down the hall?* ??? *she goes to check* PlushFix: *lying in Saki's bed, among a trail of roses, as seductive music plays* saki: ...............................*poker faced* PlushFix: "Hey, sexy. Why don't you crawl on in...?" *stretches, yawns* "Need someone cute and fluffy nestled between those glorious tits of yours?" saki:............*twitch twitch* PlushFix: "Maybe I could help you in those hard to reach spots...I still remember that beautiful snatch of yours--" saki: *grabs him and throws him back into his box* no. PlushFix: D: "B-But...But we had such a great thing together!" saki: *locks the box* PlushFix: "WHAT?! YOU DON'T WANT THIS?!! I'M NOW CUTE AND FLUFFY AND WANT TO FUCK YOU SO HARD!" saki: *puts in her earbuds and just ignores him* PlushFix: "Hmph. My padded hands can't break out, and I can't even fuck myself...I don't even have a cock." lin: ?? ???: "Wh-Where am I?" medea: ah, so we have another stray soul? who are you? lin: *picks up the box* ???: "Doctor...Doctor..." medea: doctor? were you a doctor? ???: "Yes...Doctor...Doctor of robotics..." medea: ah, i see. lin: *she carries the box to her room* ???: "Doctor...Rage...Agey! That's my name! ...But...I died..." medea: hmm. would you like a doll to host in? Agey: "A doll? Wh-What do you mean? I...really am dead?!!" medea: unfortunately, yes. lin: *opens the box and places plushfix on a shelf* there you go~ PlushFix: "...That chick I killed?! What the fuck?!" Agey: "Wh-What?! A doll? I don't understand any of this...What do you mean? Would I eat? Breathe? How would I even be 'alive'?" medea: calm down, i'll see what i can manage. Agey: "...Fine. I will wait." medea: *an assortment of plushies are laid out, including a tanuki plush* would any of these suit? -rage agey's plush corpse is in medea’s room- Agey: "Hmmm...I don't know. I--" o___O "IS THAT MY CORPSE?!" medea: is it? lin: my ragey plushie went missing, so i needed someone to fill the spot. Agey: D: "J-Just...Just put me into the tanuki, I guess." medea: very well. PlushFix: "...I could fill your spot." lin: yay! *place* there we go~ ^^ PlushFix: *sneers* "I meant that spot between your legs." -CHOP- lin: rude! D:< PlushFix: "Ouch! Okay, fine--just let me nuzzle up to your tits." -CHOP x2- PlushFix: "FUCK! *grumble* That time of the month, huh?" -CHOP x9001- PlushFix: "OW OW OW OW OW OW ooooooh, God, yes, OW OW OW--" lin: *poker faced* PlushFix: *stunned silent, broken* lin: *goes to bed* PlushFix: "...Now I can't even move to crawl into bed with her..." *sneers* "Can't wait for her to undress, though." lin: zzzzzz... PlushFix: *tries to push the box open* "???" *pushes harder* "...FUCK!" -elsewere- Hibana: *gripping the sheets* "Ah! Ah! Oh, Goddess! Aaaaaaaah~!" gabriella: *lick lick lick lick* Hibana: *groans before lying back, orgasming and panting* "Fuuuuuuuuck..." *pants* gabriella: how was it? Hibana: "A-Amazing...Goddess, Gabriella, your tongue..." *pulls her up to her, kissing along her lips, as she squeezes her backside* gabriella: >////< i love you. Hibana: *smiles* "I love you, too..." *kisses down her neck and breasts, sucking a bit on her nipple* -elsewhere- ????: *licking blood off her knife* Victim: *panting in pain* "Oh, God, why?! Why are you doing this?!!" ???: because...i like to watch them suffer. *carves into the victim's wrist and slides the blade down the length of the arm* Victim: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" ???: *she grins* like music to my ears.... *stab.....stab....slice* Victim: x_____x ???: that was fun....*sigh* now im bored.... *Someone walking in the streets* *Footsteps in snow* ???: *hiding in the shadows* (thinking: if its dokeshi hunt, i cant let them see me....as far as they're concerned, im already dead....) Person #1: "That was a great meal--thanks!" -elsewhere- Black Star: *turns in bed...and hits something...* Black Star: *groans* "What the heck...?" *puts out his arm* tsubaki: zzzzz.... Black Star: "...Oh..." *lies back down...then..." o_____O tsubaki: zzzzz..... Black Star: *remembers what happened* ("I'm in her bed...or she's in my bed...") o\\\\\o *yawns* "..." *puts his arms around her in bed* tsubaki: .....*smiles* Black Star: *leans against her, sleeping by her side* -morning- Agey: "...Is it done?" medea: yes. Agey: *looks in the mirror* o_______o "...This is what my life has come to?" lin: medea have you seen- oh THERE he is! *picks up the rage agey corpse* hehe~ Agey: "YOU?! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!!" lin:....?????? Agey: *in the corpse* "UNHAND ME!" lin:....*SCREAMS AND THROWS HIM OUT THE DOOR INTO THE WALL* Agey: *CRASHES* "...Ow." -elsewhere- tsubaki: zzzzz.... Black Star: *yawn, hugs her from behind* tsubaki: mmmm... Black Star: *sits up, looking at her* "...Tsubaki?" tsubaki: yeah? Black Star: "...Sorry. I'm just trying to work out everything that happened..." *looks under the sheets* tsubaki: ......*she hugs him* Black Star: "!!! ..." *returns the hug* "You're okay, right?" tsubaki: yeah. Black Star: "...I'm sorry you had trouble sleeping...but...this feels right...to have you here." tsubaki: *warm blushing* Black Star: "..." *looks at her...closes his eyes as he leans into her face* -smooch- Black Star: *concludes the kiss, pulling back and smiling* tsubaki: ^^ -elsewhere- naho: *awake before the others, peeks into the bedrooms* Shamrock: *slight snore* naho: *peeeeeek* Shamrock: *turns over, his hand laying across Otogiri* naho: TnT *closes the door and goes to the next room* Mr. Tsubaki: *groaning in his sleep* belkia: *sprawled across the bed* zzzzz mm...stabby stabby darlin....hehehe.... naho: OwO *overjoyed* Mr. Tsubaki: -_-; *kicks at Belkia* belkia: grk- *falls out of bed* ow! oh hey toguchin. naho: morning. Mr. Tsubaki: *yawns, sits up* "Hmmph...What's going on?" naho: it's morning sir! otogiri: *awake* good morning. Shamrock: *opens one eyes, sees Otogiri* "???" otogiri: get up *puppet strings him out of bed* Shamrock: o_o; lavender: *yaaaawn* Shamrock: *stands, exits room, spots Lavender* lavender: mornin sham. Shamrock: "...Morning. Are you using the bathroom right now?" lavender: not right now. you need the shower? Shamrock: *nods* lavender: you go do that then. *turns on the TV* Shamrock: *enters, closes the door* naho: *watching the TV* Mr. Tsubaki: *yawn, walks up to the bathroom--and it is unlocked* naho: !!! *sneaks and follows* Mr. Tsubaki: *throws open the door...and Shamrock is just about to enter the shower* Mr. Tsubaki: o____o Shamrock: D: naho: OwO *vibrating* Shamrock: "PLEASE, CLOSE THE DOOR!" Mr. Tsubaki: "..." *he's not closing the door* Shamrock: o_o; naho: *vibrations intensifiy* sakuya: O_O; Mr. Tsubaki: "..." *enters, closes the door behind him* Shamrock: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Mr. Tsubaki: "I really need the bathroom..." Shamrock: "?!!!!!!" -elsewhere- Hibana: *washing Gabriella's hair* gabriella: ^^ Hibana: *kisses her shoulder* "Last night was wonderful. You're so...loving." gabriella: thank you... Hibana: *rinses Gabriella's hair, looking at her* "You're so beautiful." -elsewhere- Tool: *tending to Io* "It's okay..." io: *whimpering* saki: ....... Tool: "Let it out...It's okay..." *hums a song* io: *sniffles, slowly calming down* Tool: *holds Io to Saki* saki: *cradling her* Tool: "...What do we do...?" Shotaro: *yawn* setsuna: good morning, son. Shotaro: *yawn* "Mornin'..." *hug* -elsewhere- Kid: *cuddles* stocking: hehehe~ Kid: "So warm..." *snuggles* stocking: ^^ Kid: "What are your plans today?" stocking: maybe start decorating for christmas? Kid: "I would like that...Bring out the plushies..." stocking: ^^ Kid: *wraps arms around her in bed* "And what do you want for Christmas~?" -elsewhere- Arthur: *walking awkwardly* sayu: need some ice? Arthur: T_T *nods* sayu: *she goes to get some* Takehisa: *exiting his bedroom, looking miserable...* shinra: commander, you ok? Takehisa: *grumbles* "Was up late, finishing paperwork...I'll need a nap later." ("...Nightmares...") shinra: well, try to take care of yourself sir Takehisa: *grunts, takes his coffee and goes back to his room, slamming the door* Arthur: "..." *higher pitch* "What's his problem?" shinra: ..... *concerned* Takehisa: *sits at his desk, sipping coffee...in the dark...* "..." *small whimper* -elsewhere- Karim: *groans* "Muscles still sore..." pearl: *getting him some tea* Karim: *smiles* "Thank you. How are you feeling?" pearl: sore, but i'll try to tough it out! Karim: "That's all you can do. And you're getting faster out there." pearl: t-thank you! >///< Burns: "You're up bright and early--good. Workout begins in 30 minutes." *walks away* Karim: -_- -elsewhere- Black Star: *finishing up breakfast, waiting for Tsubaki* tsubaki: ready for class? Black Star: "Yep!" *finishes packing lunch* "Got your breakfast..." -in school- Patty: *smirking a bit at Liz* liz: what? Patty: "Wes seemed awfully happy to see you during the snow day..." liz: yeah. *blush* Patty: "So, when's the wedding?" liz: ./////. Patty: "...Wait...Did he ask? Seriously?" liz: no! *muttering* not yet.... Patty: *pouts* "Well, darn...Maybe you need to drop some hints." *pulls out a sign from behind her back that says, "Wes, marry me already!"* liz: gimme that! >n< Patty: "Yay! So, you'll use my sign? I made sure to add extra glitter for love!" liz: I DIDNT SAY- Patty: *looks behind Liz...smirks* Wes: "Hey, Patty!" liz: O///////////////////O *attempts to eat the sign* Wes: "Hey, sweetie--" o____o "...That's a large sign you are eating...with a lot of glitter..." liz: O///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////O Patty: "Sis has been needing more roughage in her diet--and the glitter will help her digestive system sparkle!" *sincere smile* Wes: "...What the fuck?" -later- Kid: *in tacky but symmetrical Christmas sweater, looking so happy in class* stocking: hehe~ *in a wintery lolita theme outfit* Kid: "You're the cutest~" kirika: *in her krampus sweater* Gopher: o___o; "...Your Santa sweater is going to haunt my nightmares, Kirika..." (in reindeer antlers) kirika: it's tradition, so...im just rollin with it. Gopher: "Hmm...Odd tradition." Arthur: *still miserable* Aoyama: "Want me to kiss it to feel better~?" Arthur: "No." -in another class- Izuku: "How are you adapting to classes?" -the door opens- ochako: ?? !!!! Izuku: "???" Iida: "..." ochako: iida?....how are you feeling? Iida: "..." *takes a step forward, walking stiltedly, like he feels taller than he is, having to put his feet slowly up the steps* "I...have a lot to get used to..." ochako:.....*she looks at him* Iida: o\\\\\o "Wh-What?" ochako:....*peace sign* Iida: "Th-Thanks..." *sits next to her and Izuku* Izuku: :) Iida: "..." *puts on eyeglasses* "...Purely cosmetic. The lenses are not prescription..." ochako: *HUG* Iida: "..." *awkward pat* "Thank you?" eijiro: great to have you back iida! Bakugo: "Yeah...We needed someone to tell us to get our feet off the desks." *sincere smile* momo: im glad you're doing better. i've been doing my best to keep everything in order. Iida: *nods* "I see that..." *glances at one desk, then frowns* "But I do see one shoe-mark here..." *The shoe-mark is barely perceptible* Izuku: o_o; "H-How can you even see that?" ochako: *looks at his eyes* !! Iida: "...They, um, added some features to my cybebiotic eyes...Ochako, you're a little too close..." ochako:.......mecha-iida. Iida: -_-; "It's only my eyes. I hardly think that small percentage of my body constitutes 'mecha.'" Mineta: "Okay, but what if Iida had a robotic--" -CHOP- kyouka: no. mina + denki + eijiro: MECHA-IIDA! MECHA-IIDA! MECHA-IIDA! Iida: -_______________- -elsewhere- Emine: *unscrews salt container's top* chie: honestly medea, you're kind of a poor judge of character -_-; medea: my apologies. Emine: *sets the salt back and exits* akaderu: ok, what did hitori-kakurenbo girl do now? Kepuri: "This isn't more 'souls in dolls' stuff, is it?" chie: define 'doll'. Agey: "I'm right here!" *waves at Kepuri* Kepuri: ._. *stands behind Akaderu* Zuno: *takes the salt to his slice of pizza, and--* *SALT DUMP* D: akaderu: what the fuck? Agai: "I am the brilliant doctor, Rage Agey!" Kepuri: "..." *loud laughter* "This guy is supposed to be a genius?!! BA HA HA!" Agey: ._. "St-Stop laughing at me!" Zuno: *brushing salt off his pizza* T_T akaderu: well, you're kind of in a plush toy, so its gonna be hard to take seriously. Agai: *temper twitch* "TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!" *leaps and lands on Akaderu's face* akaderu: GAH! *creates a double and kicks agey off his face* nea: coulda been worse, she could have brought back electro-hitler. Kepuri: *triggered, collapses into a huddled ball* "No no no no" akaderu: kepuri! *hugs her* its ok babe, he's not here. you're fine. nea: sorry.... Kepuri: *holds onto Akaderu* Zuno: *crying while eating salty pizza* -elsewhere- Kishiri: *oddly euphoric* maki: whats up with him? Relan: "I heard Kishiri is dating someone." maki:......am i in an alternate reality right now? Relan: "I don't know much about Kishiri...Is it weird that he's dating a girl?" maki: relan, you sweet little cinnamon role, let me explain toru kishiri for you. *she does just that* Relan: o______o "...Why haven't you castrated him?" Kishiri: *doodling* iris: i'll talk to sister about it. Relan: "Probably a good idea..." Kishiri: *drawing Vivian...crudely* -elsewhere- Medusa: *staring at Grimoire* "..." grimoire:.....?? Medusa: "...I think I have gotten over how much you look like Noah." grimoire: oh.....im still somewhat shocked the index modeled its avatar after me...did it really take that kindly to me? Medusa: "Him taking on your kindness had nothing to do with 'kindliness.' He wasn't 'kind'..." -_-; "Not kind at all..." grimoire:........what? Medusa: *sigh* "You got his looks, but not his brains..." *looks him up and down* "...Hey, what is the deal between you and Ponera?" grimoire: .... 7////7 Medusa: "...Are you gonna hit that or not?" grimoire: such vulgarity. -_-;; what are you, Shaula? Medusa: *small smirk* "I call it as I see it...and as a scientist, sometimes I have to address a point clearly and directly. So, I will ask: are you going to approach Ponera or not?" grimoire:...more like she approached me. Medusa: "Oh? And what did you do?" -elsewhere- Wes: "Liz, any plans after school?" liz: maybe walk through town and check out the displays. Wes: "Want some company?" liz: i would like that. Wes: *smiles* "Cool...Maybe get some Christmas-y lattes on the way?" liz: hell yeah. Wes: -\\\\- ("She's so cool...") "Awesome!" *kisses her cheek* "See you after class!" -elsewhere- Arthur: *stares at Tamaki* "Help...me..." tamaki: ?? Aoyama: *waves* "Bon jour, chaton!" Arthur: "He won't leave me alone." tamaki: O-O nozomi: ^^; Aoyama: *spots Nozomi* "Ah, Nozomi! I have not seen you in some time. We should catch up~" nozomi: oh, um...im sure that would be nice. Aoyama: "Excellent! And Tamaki and Arthur will have to join us. The more the merrier..." tamaki: yeah! Arthur: -_- "Super." -elsewhere- Kid: *in art class, painting a bowl of fruit* yumikage: *focused* Jacqueline: *looks at Yumikage's work so far* "Turning out well..." -elsewhere- Shamrock: o\\\\\\o *still shell-shocked* Mr. Tsubaki: *calmly drinking tea* naho: =w=~<3 *fantasizing* Shamrock: "Sir? I really must ask for retribution for the indignity that you made me suffer." Mr. Tsubaki: *GLARE* Shamrock: "!!! If-If you want to, you know...Just a suggestion!" *nervous smile* Mr. Tsubaki: "...Naho, how would you have me make it up to Shamrock?" naho: heeee~- eh? what was that? Mr. Tsubaki: "How should I apologize to Shamrock for exposing him to our peers?" sakuya: do you really want to ask _her_ of all people? Mr. Tsubaki: "Well, then, I can open it up for recommendations from everyone here: how do I make it up to Shamrock for exposing his nethers to everyone?" belkia: expose your own so it isnt as weird. sakuya: -_-;;;; naho: OwO otogiri: no. Mr. Tsubaki: "...This suggestion suffices." *stands, takes his cloak, and--PULL* "...There. Now I am naked." Shamrock: o\\\\\\\\o otogiri: -.- naho: O/////w/////O sakuya: *disgust + covering lilac's eyes* lavender: dang. Mr. Tsubaki: *nods* "Good. Now we are even, Shamrock." *sits back down to finish tea* Shamrock: "AT LEAST PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, FIRST, OR YOU WILL CATCH A COLD!" -elsewhere- Kid: "Classes are now concluded." stocking: so what did you want to do? Kid: "I did have one spot to stop by for your Christmas gift...so I may have to visit on my lonesome." stocking: ah, see you at home then? Kid: *nods, smiles* "Love you." stocking: love you too~ *kiss* Kid: -\\\\\- *smooch, waves* Wes: "Ready to go, Liz?" liz: *she nods* -and so- Wes: *points to one display* "Must've taken forever to get those lights just right..." liz: yeah. Wes: *holds her hand, looks at her* "...How did you get to be this stunning?" liz: *blush* Wes: *rubs her hand* "i'm so proud of you, and what you have accomplished..." liz: *she smiles* im proud of you too. Wes: *blushes* "Th-Thanks..." -elsewhere- Kishiri: *practically floats through the door into the 5th--and spots a stern Gabriella and Hibana waiting for him* "...Hey. What's up?" Hibana: "Gabriella..." gabriella: where the heck were you young man?! *ear tug* Kishiri: "Ow! I was just hanging out with my girlfriend!" gabriella: oh really now? ^^# Kishiri: "Y-Yeah! What's the big deal?!" Hibana: *grabs his other ear* "...You using protection?" Kishiri: o\\\\\\o -elsewhere- Shotaro: "We're back!" mana: how was it? Shotaro: "Pretty good. Got almost all gifts I wanted for everyone...And I stopped someone from robbing the local Santa." mana: good job! Emine: "How are things here?" *removes his scarf* mana: surviving. Emine: "...The dolls? I should check on Lin..." Shotaro: "Ooooooh, checking on your girlfriend..." Emine: -\\\\- "Shut up..." *looks for Lin* lin: welcome home emine! *hug* Emine: "!!! ..." *small hug* "Hello. How are you?" lin: ok, minus mr spinny pervert and mr tanuki. Emine: "...Maybe we can kill them." lin: we all tried. *sad pout* Emine: "...Want to torture them?" -elsewhere- Black Star: "What're you up for this afternoon?" tsubaki: maybe go to the mall? Black Star: "Awesome! Can shop for some gifts, then..." tsubaki: *she nods* Black Star: "...Sooooooo...What're you gonna get me?" tsubaki: it's a secret~ Black Star: *pout* "But I wanna know..." -elsewhere- Takehisa: *asleep on the couch* *snore* maki: *puts a blanket over him* Takehisa: *talking in his sleep* "M-Maki..." maki: hmm? Takehisa: *talking in his sleep* "It-It keeps happening...I can't lose more people..." maki:....*she pats his head* Takehisa: *initially recoils at the touch...then smiles at how soft the hand feels* "Zzz..." maki:...*she smiles* *Knock knock on the front door* maki: ??? *she looks out the peephole* *Relan is outside, holding a box* maki: oh, hey relan *opens the door* shinra and iris are out christmas shopping, but you can wait here if you like. Relan: "Oh...Okay, thank you." *nervous smile* "H-How are you?" maki: doing well, you? Relan: "O-Okay..." *seems to be holding tightly to the box* "J-Just a little nervous...being away from home during the winter break...Kind of happy about that, though." maki: *she nods* Relan: "...Is that Hinawa asleep on the couch?" maki: yeah. Relan: "Wow..." *whispers* "He must have worked late last night...But then again, he is such a hard worker!" maki: he sure is. Relan: "..." *whispers* "Maybe for Christmas, you should get him a new pillow. It helps me sleep better." maki: good idea. Relan: *smiles* "...I don't want to wake up the Commander. Want to have some tea in the kitchen?" maki: sure. -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *in dressing room* "...This is going to look stupid." kim: you dont know until you try. Jacqueline: *grumbles* "Fine. But don't laugh..." kim: i wont. *Jacqueline exits in a sleeveless black dress* kim: you look great! Jacqueline: -\\\\\- "Feels weird going sleeveless." kim: still, its a good look on you. Jacqueline: "...I guess I'll buy it then..." *plays with her own hair a bit* -elsewhere- Kid: *carrying a stack of wrapped gifts with him, smiling widely* homura: hello kid. *small wave* Kid: "Homura! Hello!" *keeps holding the gifts* "How are you?" homura: doing well. Kid: "That's good. How is holiday shopping?" homura: i got my parents their gifts. Kid: *smiles* "I'm sure they'll like them. Care to share?" -elsewhere- Patty: "Can Takeru come out to play?" takeru: um...h-hi patti *meek wave* Patty: *energetic wave* "How's it going?!" -elsewhere- Arthur: -_-; Aoyama: *sparkly* nozomi: ^^ Arthur: "So...I think I'll get the burger..." Aoyama: "Sounds a bit average...I think trying something new..." -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: *sitting in bathhouse* "Thanks for coming with me. Just felt lonely with how sad Benimaru and the 8th all are..." kabuki: it's not a problem, miss usada. Tsukiyo: *sipping tea* "...Can I ask you something?" kabuki: hmm? what is it? Tsukiyo: "...I'm kinda of annoying, aren't I?" kabuki: why would you think that? Tsukiyo: "I tend to be loud, forward with people, flirt a lot..." *rubs her nose* "Got punched a few times..." kabuki: well, you do step out of line on occasion in that regard, but i dont believe you're a bad person... Tsukiyo: *pouts* "I just want a little attention now and then...I do try to look my best, be friendly." kabuki: *he nods* Tsukiyo: *sighs* "Kabuki, do you like it here in the 7th?" kabuki: *he nods* the atmosphere is very nostalgic to me. Tsukiyo: "It reminds you of home? Really?" kabuki: yes. my home was a village in the mountains. Tsukiyo: "...Only child?" kabuki: i did have a few siblings. Tsukiyo: *sets down her tea* "...Oh. Sorry." kabuki: oh, they are still alive, dont worry. i just havent seen them in a while. Tsukiyo: *small sigh of relief* "...Any chance you'll visit soon?" kabuki: one day. did i ever tell you the story passed down through my family? Tsukiyo: *shakes her head "no"* kabuki: a long time ago, when the country of the rising sun was still young, one of my ancestors found a wounded fox. they took it in and nursed it back to health. the fox turned out to be a kitsune, and in exchange for my ancestor's kindness, they were gifted the ability of fox flames, which was passed on through my family. Tsukiyo: *frozen, imagining this...* "...Wow." kabuki: is it truth, is it just a fairy tale, i'll let you decide~ Tsukiyo: "..." *small laugh* "One heck of an ending to your story--lot of mystery." *stretches* -elsewhere- Kishiri: [texting Vivian: how u doin?] vivian: [doing well ^^ <3] Kishiri: -\\\\- [glad to hear. my commander hasn't contacted yours has she?] vivian: [not that i know about.] Kishiri: [hibana and gab were flipping out on me. i think they're worried about me dating. weird] vivian: [hehe~ <3] Kishiri: [could i get a pic of your smile?] vivian: *sends pic* ^w^ Kishiri: [cutie. hang on] *Texts pic of him smiling, winking--and shirtless* vivian: *NOSEBLEED* -elsewhere- Black Star: *picks up gift-wrapped presents, pays for them--then his stomach growls* "...Well, said I'd meet Tsubaki at food court..." ???: um..h-hello. Black Star: "???" lilac: .///. sakuya:....oh, so you're...black*star right? my buddy lilac here told me all about you! Black Star: "...Hell yeah, I'm Black Star!" *heroic pose* "Most badass meister at the DWMA!" sakuya: neat! -elsewhere- Agei: >_< *has disassembled the TV set* chie: WHAT DID YOU DO?! Agei: "I detest this abysmal body, and I demand to be resurrected to my full original health before that monster--" Agei: *points at Emine, who is cuddling with Lin on the couch* Agei: "--killed me!" lin: *sticks out tongue* Agei: *twitch twitch* "AND WHAT DID THIS TINY WELP DO WITH MY BODY?! She turned it into a doll?!" lin: yep~ it is your original body, correct~? Agei: "How could you do that to my original body?!" Emine: "I wanted to give her something nice..." *cheek smooch* lin: hehe~<3 Agei: *growls, points at Chie* "Where is your husband's workshop?! I am making a new killer robot with these TV parts, then I will KILL YOU ALL!" PlushFix: *on armchair, reading a porn magazine* chie: *tosses plusfix at agey and throws the magazine in the trash* Agei and PlushFix: *GAK!* PlushFix: "GIVE ME BACK MY SPANK-MAG, C*NT!" chie: -_- *she removes it from the trash* showtaro, could you use your bone of the dragon to burn this? PlushFix: D: "NOT THE PORN!" Shotaro: "Sure thing! Let me just get my bone and-- ... Chie...Is this how babies are made?" chie: JUST BURN THE DARN MAGAZINE PLEASE >//////////< Shotaro: "!!! Right! I just need my boner--BONE!" *bites the Bone of Dragon, blows fire onto the mag, incinerating it* chie: good boy showtaro. *hair ruffle* PlushFix: Q______Q "...I will just have to rip that bitch's top off, then, to get my daily nutritional value of tits..." *leaps at Chie* Shotaro: "Hee hee..." *smacks PlushFix away* -SHADOW B*TCH SLAP* PlushFix: *sent crashing into wall* -SQUEAK- chie: -_-; *rubs her stomach* its ok toru honey, i wont let the mean teddy near you. PlushFix: *pulling his face back from the wall* "I'm gonna kill her, and her stupid baby--" Yohei: "I'm home." *opens door, which slams PlushFix deeper against the wall* PlushFix: Q_____Q chie: welcome home yohei~ *smoooooooch* Yohei: "Hee hee..." *kiss* "How are you?" chie: doing better~ *snuggle* Yohei: *holds hand over her stomach* "And Toru?" chie: doing good. mana: i think i understand his name, because there's no-fixing his f*cked up brain.....eh? eh? Yohei: *smiles* Emine: *boos at Mana's pun* mana: QwQ Emine: "..." Shotaro: "Dude...Run." mono: back from school! mana: SCREW YOU THAT JOKE WAS GOOD! Zuno: "Hello, strangers! How are--" Emine: "The joke was terrible, and so are you." Shotaro: o_o; "Dude...Stop." mana: *HEADLOCK* lin: D8 mono:....another boring day, huh? Emine: *choking* "H-Hey! Stop this!" Assi: ._. Zuno: "...I think we entered the wrong house." Assi: "No, unfortunately, we didn't." mono: no, its the right place, trust us. Shotaro: "..." *tilts head* "Isn't Mana doing to Emine what that one lady was doing to that one man in Mr. PlushFix's porn magazine?" mana: NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT!!! Emine: *struggling to breathe* "HELP...ME..." lin: *PULLING MANA OFF* Shotaro: *pulling Emine away* PlushFix: *falls off the wall, onto the floor* "Ugh...My aching head..." mono: !!! PlushFix: *looks up* "..." mono: O_________________O ~stripe~ PlushFix: "..." *sneers* "Hi-ya." mono: EEEK!!! *KICKS HIM INTO THE WALL* PlushFix: D: "EEEEEEEEEEEEK--" Shotaro: *still pulling Emine loose* mono: *throws him out the door and slams it* PlushFix: *falls down* -elsewhere- Relan: *waiting in Shinra's room* shinra: we're home! Relan: *stands up, looking out the door...* shinra: !! rel! *hug* Relan: o\\\\o *hug* "H-Hi...How are you?" shinra: good. you ok? iris: ^^ Relan: "Y-Yeah...I brought something...Iris, do you have that white dress?" iris: ah, yes! it might be a bit cold out today, but the heating in here is good so- Relan: *pats the box on top of Shinra's bed* "Y-Yeah, I didn't mean to go out in public since...Still embarrassed about it, but I brought my d-dress." iris: congratulations! shinra: *blush* Relan: "...Okay...Um...So, you'll change in your room...Shinra, could you step outside while I change in your room?" shinra: oh, sure. *waits outside* -elsewhere- Black Star: "So, how are you getting used to Death City?" lilac: its...a very big place. sakuya: but i've been keeping an eye on him so he doesnt get lost. tsubaki: that's very noble of you. sakuya: well, we've known each other our whole lives, since my dad and his dad work for the same company. Black Star: *nods* "Maybe show you more around the City! Park, laser tag, restaurants..." sakuya: that sounds awesome! Black Star: "Awesome! Maybe we can go out to dinner later this week." sakuya: sounds awesome, i'll see if i can convince my dad to reserve us a spot at higanbana's Black Star: "Right on!" -back at the hotel- Mr. Tsubaki: *clutching his Tsubaki Nakatsukasa plushie* Shamrock: -_-; "Sir, you've been playing with that dollie for an hour..." belkia: he doesnt even hug _me_ for that long T3T Mr. Tsubaki: *sets the doll down, pouting* "Fine...Where are Sakuya and Lilac?" otogiri: making friends. *turns on the radio so that they can hear sakuya and lilac's conversation, but the two cant hear them* tsubaki: hehe, is that right? Mr. Tsubaki: o\\\\\o "The voice of an angel..." otogiri + belkia + lavender: -_- (thinking: he's got it bad) Black Star: "Ha ha ha!" Black Star: "Tsubaki is a great cook, too!" Shamrock: "Sir, you are drooling." otogiri + belkia + lavender: -_______-;; (thinking: he's really got it bad) Mr. Tsubaki: "Shamrock! You will follow them to their meal and pretend to be their waiter!" Shamrock: "...Fine." *groans* otogiri: if i may give my professional opinion...i think you have a problem. belkia: no shit sherlock! Mr Tsubaki: "I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM! I LOVE HER! AND WE WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL VAMPIRE-WEAPON BABIES!" Shamrock: -______- lavender:....what? Mr. Tsubaki: *back to cuddling with Tsubaki Nakatsukasa plushie* "Would you like babies, Tsubaki?" *high pitch* "Yes, I would." Shamrock: -____________- belkia: aaaaand things just got way creepy! Mr. Tsubaki: "Shhh! I am listening to my beloved on this communicator." *puts his ear up to it...* Black Star: "YAHOOOOO!" *Mr. Tsubaki knocked back* naho: *wince + slight excalibur face* tsubaki: black*star! get off the horse statue! you arent supposed to ride it! Black Star: "I'm riding it! Heigh-ho, Silver! Away!" sakuya: does this...happen a lot? tsubaki: unfortunately, yes. yes it does. Black Star: "Hee hee! Ha ha ha--" *CRASH* "...Ouch." tsubaki: aah! *she goes to patch him up* honestly, its a good thing i bring a first aid kit in my bag... *sigh* Mr. Tsubaki: "???!!!" Black Star: "Heh...I can always count on you to patch me up..." Mr. Tsubaki: "He's...getting touched...by my...beloved..." Shamrock: o_o; tsubaki: *sigh* just try to be more careful from now on, ok? Black Star: "If I was careful, how would I ever surpass god?! ...Oh, thanks for cleaning the wound." Mr. Tsubaki: *twitch twitch...he's going to explode...* otogiri: *gives him a black*star plushie* here. Mr. Tsubaki: *takes the Black Star plushie...and starts stabbing it while giggling maniacally* Shamrock: o_____o;; *hides behind Otogiri* naho + belkia + otogiri + lavender: (thinking: this is a whole new level of crazy for him...) Mr. Tsubaki: *is ripping the plushie with his teeth, shaking it like a puppy with a toy* belkia: O_O; lavender: holy shit. Black Star: *on the radio* "So, ready to head out?" naho: o^o; tsubaki: yeah, it was nice seeing you. sakuya: see you guys in school tomorrow! lilac: s-see ya... Mr. Tsubaki: "?! I don't get to hear my angel again?!" belkia: *on gravebook, faving all stocking's posts* ^^ Mr. Tsubaki: *looking at Belkia* "...What is that?" -elsewhere- Relan: -\\\\\- "Is this okay?" *smooths out the dress* shinra: you look great. *blush and smile* iris: ^^ *with the sunhat* Relan: "Y-You look beautiful, Iris." iris: oh.. t-thank you .///////. shinra: so cute! you're both so cute! >////< Relan: .\\\\\\. "Th-Thanks..." *small laugh* "I'm sorry I didn't think to bring a dress for you, Shinra." shinra: i'm ok for now. -elsewhere- Patty: "Well, I better head home. Night, babe!" takeru: g-good night! >///< Patty: *smooch on the cheek* takeru: >/////< *tiny kiss on the forehead* Patty:  "Bye-bye! Text when I get home! Night!" -elsewhere- sakuya: we're home... Shamrock: -_-; "He's...upset." sakuya: noted. lilac: s-should we give him something to eat? Mr. Tsubaki: *angrish coming from a locked room* Shamrock: "If you don't mind." lilac: *gulps and scurries to his room* Shamrock: *sigh* "He did seem calm hearing her voice through the radio transmitter..." sakuya: then he'll love this. *hands shamrock the pictures from the photo booth, specifically the ones with tsubaki in them* Shamrock: "..." *smile, hands them back* "You give them to him." sakuya: why me?! -__-; Mr. Tsubaki: *slams open the door, tears streaming down his face, with love songs playing in the background of his room* "WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE?!!" Shamrock: *hides behind Sakuya* sakuya: *hands him the photos* here. Mr. Tsubaki: o\\\\\\o "..." *singing* "My angel~" sakuya: yeeeeahhhh... 7___7; Mr. Tsubaki: "Is there anything to eat~?" sakuya: ....should i order take out? Shamrock: "May as well..." sakuya: alright, from sushi palace? Mr. Tsubaki: "That sounds delightful~" sakuya: ok then. -and so- Mr. Tsubaki: "Yummy~" belkia: thanks for the grub, sakkun~ otogiri: delicious. naho: ^^ *nom nom* Shamrock: "Quite good. Thank you." lavender: not bad! lilac: *asleep in his room* Mr. Tsubaki: *finishes his meal, looks at the photos of Tsubaki he has taped up* "Well, I now have pleasant dreams ahead of me~" sakuya:........im gonna pretend i never heard that. Shamrock: -____- "We all heard it. We're never forgetting that." sakuya: well, now i know what will be on the inside of _my_ nightmares tonight. Mr. Tsubaki: *kissy-faces to his plushie again* sakuya: *excalibur face and shudders* Shamrock: "...I think I'll take the couch, let Mr. Tsubaki have the bedroom alone." -and so- *From Mr. Tsubaki's room*: *THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP* Shamrock: o____o; ("I wanted to sleep...") sakuya: *mortified disgust* belkia: i'd rather listen to lav and the geezer bumpin uglies than this! lavender: thanks? Mr. Tsubaki: *panting, groaning* "Yes...yes..." naho: *disgust+annoyance* sakuya: *gags* Shamrock: *puts in earplugs* otogiri: *asleep with ear plugs* naho: *looks at tsubaki's door, then at shamrock* *growls* (thinking: WHY! ISN'T! IT! CANON?!?!) Shamrock: "???!!!!" ("Why is Naho upset with _me_?!") Mr. Tsubaki: "Ah...ah! Ah!" sakuya: *about to vomit* Mr. Tsubaki: "Ooooooh, Tsubaki-Chaaaaaan!" belkia: that sounds so weird and awkward -_-; otogiri: this is all your fault you know. belkia: i thought it would be funny! Mr. Tsubaki: *lying nude in bed, purring* sakuya: *goes to the bathroom to throw up* Mr. Tsubaki: *snore* Shamrock: T_____T belkia: did he do what i think he did to the doll? Shamrock: "I hope he did nothing to the doll..." Q_Q belkia: amen to that! Shamrock: "Let's all just...try to sleep. He's probably exhausted himself." -elsewhere- Black Star: "Tsubaki?" *blushing* tsubaki: hmm? what is it? Black Star: "...Do you mind if I sleep with you tonight?" tsubaki: oh, i-its fine. *blush* Black Star: o\\\\o "I-I just mean...sleep. Like, 'sleep sleep.' Not 'sex sleep.' Just...want to get used to that..." tsubaki: y-yeah! right! ^^;; Black Star: "...Okay. I-I'll go wash up and brush..." -elsewhere- stocking: zzzzzz.... Kid: *smiling in his sleep...before...* stocking: zzzzz...... Kid: *muttering in his sleep* "...So beautiful..." stocking: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... Kid: *holds Stocking closer, sighing* "You're so beautiful." stocking: mmmmmnn.... Kid: "Stocking...I love you so much...So symmetrical, like a beautiful butterfly..." stocking: zzzzzz.... Kid: *asleep, starts kissing along her ear* stocking: mmmmn~ Kid: "My beautiful angel...You're so amazing..." *kisses along her neck* stocking: nnngh~ -elsewhere- chie: zzzzzzzz...... Yohei: *slight shudder* chie: hmm? babe? Yohei: "S-Sorry...Just..." chie: *she holds him close* i know... Yohei: "..." *small cry* chie:...*strokes his head* Yohei: *holds onto her* "I...I'm so scared." chie: i'm going to keep you safe.... -in another room- nea: a-ahhhh~ Shinoda: *riding her* "You're so sexy..." *thrusts deeper* "Tell me how much you like this." nea: oh god it feels so good~! Shinoda: *takes one of her breasts in his hand, suckling along it* PlushFix: *containing his excitement* nea: *moan* Shinoda: *licks, before thrusting into her again* "I want you to say my name..." PlushFix: *pant pant pant pant* nea: s-shi-shinodaaa~<3 Shinoda: "Oh, Nea!" PlushFix: "Oh, fuck yeah!!!!" nea: O_O; Shinoda: o______O PlushFix: "...Hiiiiiiiiii--" nea: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHITRAG! *le toss* =///////////=;;; Shinoda: "...I am so sorry." PlushFix: "EEEEEEEEEK--" nea:...we really should lock the door from now on. Shinoda: -\\\\\- "Yeah..." setsuna: *making tea* oh? *puts the doll on a chair* PlushFix: o____O "Hey! The MILF! How ya doin'?" setsuna: i'm just making tea. you? PlushFix: "Nah, I don't got a digestive system anyway. But you know what liquid I do want?" setsuna: i dont think that would work either. PlushFix: *sneers* "Nah, I just want this liquid poured all over me...Just bathe in it..." setsuna:....a tea bath? PlushFix: "Nope. I want that milk off your titties all over me--" -milk from the fridge- PlushFix: -_-; "...No." setsuna: i'm not breastfeeding right now, so i'm afraid it wont be possible right now. PlushFix: "What if I helped coax it outta ya? Just put my lips all over your nipples..." setsuna:................*she just has her tea and goes to bed* PlushFix: "...She digs me." medea: you really are terrible -_-; PlushFix: "Oh, excuse me, flat-board, but I didn't ask to be put into a fucking sock puppet!" medea: -_________-; PlushFix: "Couldn't put me in an anatomically correct specimen?" medea: *slaps an ofuda over his mouth* -_-; PlushFix: -____-; ("...I'll just sneak into someone's room and feel them up...") medea: *locks him in the box* good night. PlushFix: >< ("Fuck!") Shotaro: *dreaming...* "...Hmm..." \kyoukotsu: hello~\ Shotaro: "Oh...Hey!" \kyoukotsu: whats new with you, kiddo?\ Shotaro: "Um...Should I start with all the new roommates, people who were in comas but back, or weird evil plush toys?" \kyoukotsu: wow, sounds like it's been quite busy.\ Shotaro: "Uh huh. How about you? Getting enough milk?" \kyoukotsu: milk fo days\ Shotaro: "Hee hee...That's good! So...Am I alright I mean, you tend to visit when something major is going to happen, like a new power, some future-sight warning. Anything to tell me?" \kyoukotsu: just checking up on you this time....although, i feel a new threat will be coming soon....something from yohei and mono’s past\ Shotaro: "...Really? Like, some Dokeshi Hunt stuff?" \kyoukotsu: you could say it is, but you could also say it isnt. just keep an eye out, ok?\ Shotaro: "...Wow, trippy paradox." *smiles widely* "I'll definitely keep my eyes opened! BONE OF SPIDER!" *chomps on Dream!Bone of Yokai-Spider--gaining six more eyes* -elsewhere- Black Star: *lies next to Tsubaki* tsubaki: zzzzz.... Black Star: "..." ("Pretty...") *falls back to sleep...* *snore* -morning- Kid: *yaaaaaawn* stocking: breakfast is ready kiddo~ Kid: *smiles* "Happy to hear..." -snowman pancakes~- Kid: *shiny eyes* "So beautiful!" lord death: since its december now, better get festive with it, haha! Kid: "Of course! Hang up light, the tree, ornaments, plushies..." Patty: *looking around for Liz...goes to her room...* liz: zzzzz....