#and Talkative

[schumi-nadal]

Casper Ruud - UTS Oslo 🇳🇴

Just fifty shades (or almost) of Casper being Casper. 🍷🍴

Watch the full video here 🎾

[chaoslynx]

Everyone, meet Snickerdoodle

bro is SMALL

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

It's time for someee jealousy jealousy jealousy.

[saunne]

I'm catsitting my neighbor's cat this week !

Her name is Pistachio and she is a distinguished 19-year-old lady and let's face it, she definitely doesn't look or act her age. She has the energy of a two-month-old kitten and to hear her meow, you'd think she hadn't been fed in a week.

I also think she must be a little deaf because when I pspsps her this morning for her to come and eat, I had no reaction. I had to find her curled up on the bathroom tiles (very good technique to stay cool, not gonna lie) and then had to gently tap the ground next to her and then her paw before she woke up.

That's when the meowing began. Loudly.

[call-me-frosting-or-not-idc]

When I say I get weird when I drink caffeine I mean it like I made a joke that I probably should not have drank the tea with dinner because it has caffeine and my mom straight told me I should never drink caffeine and that it was in fact a bad idea

I don’t mean dangerous i just act weird so like I get really whim prone and silly and I wander around talking CONSTANTLY and become SUPER flamboyant and excitable. And of course I usually end up pacing, coming up with a bunch of really great ideas for my characters!!! Also yeah I will talk my moms ear off and I might end up dancing for her cat or smth…

[tameable50]

what tis i

who am i y’all

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd executive dysfunction sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[orimar-vale]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[jingerpi]

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

[tolerateit]

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[monophobix]

the real MVPs of arcane

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences