#and Shelly Miscavige

[isay]

Free Kate Middleton!

[you-me-we-04]

Today in my Uni media class we had the age old debate about Tom Cruise with the two key points being:

Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick (Good)

Scientology (Bad)

Based on this my new theory if is that if Tom Cruise ever makes a movie that is even slightly bad his career will be over because of the Scientology thing.

Also learned that a lot of people don't know his best buddy David Miscavige ~ Allegedly ~ has his wife (Shelly Miscavige) locked in a basement somewhere

[saltyfilmmajor]

People will hold Tom Cruise to task about Scientology, when I, again, cannot stress this enough, David Miscavige is responsible for running it.

[agir1ukn0w]

goddamnit I just cannot stop reblogging @neil-gaiman's stuff on this hell site cause he's so damn funny, (I just wish he'd hurry up and publicly denounce Sc*entology already so I can feel better in my soul about all the amazing things this hilarious man with a frankly chilling past creates (absolutely zero disrespect to you good Sir Gaiman, I'm aware that what you do has absolutely no bearing on my own life and therefore it shouldn't concern me so much, I just want to enjoy your wonderful work and also have justice for cult victims🙏😭))

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

OH DAMN, THAT TOM CRUISE / SHELLY MISCAVIGE JOKE

[gemstarb]

Watch "UPDATE ON "MISSING" SHELLY MISCAVIGE" on YouTube

[ceolona]

IYKYK. If not, look it up.

Tots and pears, Jerrod.

[girlwhodoeskratom]

me and my tumblr mutuals probably could find shelly miscavige if we put our minds to it

[jellogram]

The film industry is just sitting on the fact that Tom Cruise is fucking insane and possibly in a borderline dangerous way. Like everyone knows this to some degree but everyone just ignores it. That dude is nuts. I think all movie stars are probably insane but not all of them are besties with fucking David Miscavige. He's the highest profile member of one of the most successful and harmful cults of our generation and he starred in the second highest grossing movie of 2022. That's like if fucking Charles Manson was in Barbie. Christian Bale based Patrick Bateman on him.

Something is very deeply wrong with that guy and if he wasn't under such tight control from the church I feel like he would have imploded (or exploded) by now. What the fuck did you do to Nicole, Tom? WHERE'S SHELLY?

[orgyporgy]

I’m not joking when I say let’s redirect this energy for the duchess toward Shelly Miscavige

[sonic06apologist]

I've been listening to the last podcasts on the lefts episodes on scientology and I am just like holy fuckin what, I am just looking up more stuff, the celebs that are in it are wild, also the LAPD has a lot of scientologists in it or associated which makes sense WHERE IS SHELLY MISCAVIGE

[tweedfrog]

I thought the Kate Middleton disappearance stuff was all jokey jokes but 2 obviously photoshopped Palace PR pics in 2 days? Wishing Kate all the best as she goes on the run with Shelly Miscavige xx

[isay]

You know who I haven't seen recently? Melania Trump.

Where is she?

Hanging out with Shelly Miscavige?