#and Scanlan and Vax

[andi-o-geyser]

POP A BOTTLE Y'ALL THE DND COUPLE OF ALL TIME HAD ON SCREEN SEX WHILE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM GOT 0 (ZERO) DICK AND SOME MINOR HEARTBREAK GET FUUUUUCKED PERC'AHLIA WINS

[abitcaughtinthemiddle]

Photo credit @featherbow

We need to talk about this scene. Yes, I was taken aback by the ABSOLUTE WHIPLASH of flipping from Vaxleth angst to Scanlan pain to Perc’ahlia, -ahem, being together. What a bold choice and I think it’s bloody brilliant. Here’s why.

Not only was this scene a great way to showcase the Vox Machina romantic relationship drama all at once but it also foreshadows how we find each relationship at in the current canon.

First, we have our tragic, doomed-by-the-narrative couple: Vax and Keyleth (these two always break my heart). Each sitting on the other side of the door, alone, yearning for each other - so close but so far- the tragedy of Vaxleth is that Vax will never have enough time and Keyleth will have all the time in the world. Vax, blanketed by the sun doing down, nighttime creeping in. And Keyleth in her dark bedchamber: dark, cold, and alone.

Second, we have our short but sweet Pike and Scanlan. The future divorcees. From what we I know in the current timeline (admittedly I am behind in C3), after divorcing Pike, Scanlan is out traveling Exandria with his daughter. Pike is still connected with her found family of Vox Machina (again, as far as I am aware) while Scanlan has been more transient- him being the one to walk away after their miscommunication and missed connection. The sunset, beautiful and short lived.

Finally, we have my beloved Percy and Vex. We see them together (horny little devils those two I love them), in a moment of (to put it in a less sexually explicit way) connection and passion. They’re the only ones still together: ruling Whitestone with their horde of children (they’re just practicing that bit for now- haha). Perc’ahlia is the lucky couple of these three- defying their seemingly hopeless future together, becoming stronger through each other and helping each other grow and be loved. The warm glow of the light behind them.

Anyway, I can’t stop thinking about this. Well done, just well fucking done.

[psycloclo]

[ghostpainters]

Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart 

Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged! 

Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.

[little-miss-ghostess]

Season 2 is over but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying to recruit my friends to join in my brainrot.

[scythlyven-art]

Threads of Fate 💫

Thank you to everyone who stuck around for this whole series! They were all super fun to do and I can’t wait to do more cool things like this now that I have some free time 💜

[cursed-blob]

“How do you want to do this?”

I’M SO IN LOVE WITH THIS SQUAD!! Y’all don’t understand, it been so long since I’ve had so much fun! 😭💖💖💖 I know I’m very late for the party, but recently I’ve caught up to The Legend of Vox Machina and it quickly became one of my favorite shows 🫣 I was so normal about it, that I went on a binge watch of the Critical Role podcast and now, I’ve been completely converted…ITS SO GOOD. Can’t wait to catch up to the more recent campaigns 😭🙏🏼 (Sorry for the rant 😅)

Characters belong to @criticalrole

[californiannostalgia]

Imagine being Vax and the one miraculous day you get with your family they are sad. It's been so long since your family has been able to laugh with you. It's been so long since you've been able to laugh.

He can't stop loving them. They can't stop loving him.

You have been screaming inside a prison for two months. You woke from a dream to the faces of your family.

Whenever the people you love most in the world see you, they cry.

[romancemedia]

The Legend of Vox Machina Romances: Scenes vs. Book Covers

[guardianjameslight]

Tomorrow, the Legend continues.

[thewritetofreespeech]

Can I request headcanons for Grog, Scanlan, Percy, and Vax with gn s/o who is a hopeless romantic please?

Grog doesn’t really get it. A lot of the gestures go straight over his head, and he doesn’t see what all the effort is about. Not that he doesn’t appreciate the effort. Grog just thinks that the best way to tell someone how you feel is to, you know, tell them how you feel. Also bring them sandwiches. Way to a man’s (or whoever’s) heart is through their stomach. Can’t have a full heart with an empty belly.

Scanlan likes to pretend he’s a hopeless romantic, but in reality it’s all bravado. When faced with a true romantic Scanlan doesn’t know what to do. None of his usually tricks gestures work on them. And when they do something it just makes his heart flutter so loud he’s genuinely concerned that it might come right out of his chest. He feels a little inadequate by comparison. Good thing he knows how to use his **** really good.

Percy adores it. Percy wishes he could be hopelessly earnest…about anything anymore. Seeing you be such a hopeless romantic, with someone as unworthy as him, makes him cherish you all the more. He wants to protect that no matter what. Be that honoring your feelings to the best of his abilities, or protecting you from those who would dampen your spirit.

Vax pretends not to like it, saying that it’s all just a bunch of sappy nonsense, but truly he loves it. Being in the shadows, both literally and mentally, he hasn’t gotten a lot of attention. Or at least positive attention. Having someone what to shower him with affection, gifts, whatever, is something he desperately craves. Vax tries to act cool but the minute it looks like their affection might turn, he clings to them. Sometimes literally.

[demigoddessqueens]

Aaahhhhh!!!! This is just the trailer but already it’s packed!! Omg 😱!!!

[peantbutter-honeycombs]

[twinklestarss]

“Do you accept my gift? I do. […] We've got a really long time to be alive. You've got an infinite time. What's a few more years? He sacrificed himself in your name; you remain the only ascended. And yet he still loses? He does not lose. The gifts I gave, indeed all of your patrons gave, were so that you, and everyone here still stands. I understand selfishness. I understand the impulse of mortality. But I would hope that you understand that the actions that you've allowed Vax'ildan in this sacrifice are far larger. But we made a deal. With power comes a price.”-The Matron of Ravens/Vax/Keyleth/Vex

C1E103 | C1E114 | C1E115

[reyturnofbensolo]

My peeps!

[liltaireissocute]

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