#and Peter B is wrong.

[ordinariums-a]

ooc; Peter B, if the only person who agreed with you is Miguel then you're wrong.

[molenaide]

TEAM MILES ✨💯‼️

[ruiiplume]

"Unmasked"

I wanna add more but maybe next fan art 👍🏾

[mel-kusanagi]

so anxious

very normal about these two 🧍‍♀️

part 2

[pandadrake]

Spider-Society and The Day of Lots of Involuntary Trips to Earth-19999. (Finally finished this, god damn.)

I hadn’t seen any takes on what Spider-Society was like during Spider-man: No Way Home (2021), so I thought about it too hard.

I.e. I pulled up a clip of No Way Home to see what the Peter-abduction spell would look like from Miguel’s POV, then realized he'd have no idea what he's looking at and would probably mistake it for something else.

[sweetmapple]

I am not immune to propaganda

[bruciemilf]

Peter B admitting to Miles that the non stop tragedies and losses shaping their stories are hard, harsh, and , knowing they can do something about it, cruel even. Then saying the GOOD aspects essentially outshine them. But that's not true. That's a classic toxic positivity line, used to justify shitty, unequal politics. " But at least we have this one good thing" WE CAN HAVE THAT GOOD THING AND NOTHING ELSE. WE AREN'T MADE TO BE IN PAIN, AND PAIN SHOULDN'T MAKE A HERO.

What Miguel doesn't understand is they don't owe the world suffering.

[foolsocracy]

Peter B, trying to explain gay people: it’s—you know, like when two men or two women like each other—-

Noir, who grew up living above and working in a Bowery welfare center: Peter do you think I don’t know what a fairy is

[superalloyman]

Lyla watched Miles do this while Miguel was out and totally convinced him it was a good idea

[dickensianenglishbulldog]

Jeeves: “So you mean to say that you are the semi-childminder valet for your employer?”

Bunter: “Yes indeed! A delightfully loquacious employer?”

Jeeves: “Why yes, delightfully loquacious yet mentally negligable?”

Bunter: “Yes, a mental negligence that serves in fact as a front disguising a finely tuned mind and sensitive nerves?”

Jeeves: *mentally reviewing his time in Wooster’s service*:

“…”

Bunter: “Is that where we differ?”

Jeeves *thinking of The Inferiority Complex of Old Sippy; The Ordeal of Young Tuppy; The Indian Summer of an Uncle; every entrance of Aunt Agatha; Aunt Dahlia as a whole; Claude and Eustus in general; drainpipes; swans and every second of time since he entered Bertie’s employment*:

“Yes Mr Bunter I do believe that that is where we differ.”

[lildoodlenoodle]

All the main Spiders from ATSV and their webbing:

Mayday Parker: webshooter, non-organic

Peni Parker: uses mech suit, non-organic

Margo Kess: doesn’t use webs that we’ve seen, uses beams, non-organic

Miles Morales: webshooter, non-organic

Pavitr Prabhakar: bangle webshooter, non-organic(but has organic webbing)

Gwen Stacy: webshooter, non-organic

Hobie Brown: webshooter, non-organic

SpiderNoir: organic black webbing from spinneret

Ben Reilly: webshooter, non-organic

Jessica Drew: organic webbing from finger tips

Miguel O’Hara: uses red beams, non-organic, but has spinnerets with organic webbing(man is just a freak that doesn’t use them)

Peter B. Parker: webshooters, non-organic

Peter Porker: organic webbing from spinnerets

[themistymountainscold]

peter: *holding a salt packet* it’s just a little sodium chloride.

miguel: actually peter, it’s salt.

peter: that’s what i said, sodium chloride.

miguel: uh peter, that would be salt.

miguel: *takes salt packer from peter* this is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. so not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

[lavender-0-menace]

(squirts you with a spray bottle) no no no bad spiderverse watcher, not every animated show needs a live action adaptation, as some things can only be shown and enjoyed over animation. appreciate the artwork for what it is instead of complaining because there’s no spider-twinks

[peterb-aka-reason-to-life]

Why are men in pink bathrobes so hot?

[mel-kusanagi]

cuddle husbands buddies 🤗

[jjsshit]

Okay We know miles,Gwen, hobie and pav squad

But what about

Miguel,Peter b, Noir,Jess and Ben reily (insert kaine)

I call them the not un functional adults squad but I’ll brainstorm later