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ohlovxr · 3 months ago

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hey excuse me bc this is tmi and i’m openly very very much exposing myself as the adult virgin i am but like…

how does anyone with a vagina literally deal with the aftermath of sex?? specifically if you use lube??? bc i just got an internal ultrasound done this morning (🫣) and i’ve been literally leaking lube at every turn. i’ve peed, rinsed, and wiped multiple times like i’ve BEEN up in there today but alas my vagina has been uncomfortably moist all day 😔

#on another note the woman who was doing it for me told me that oh don’t worry it’s basically the size of a tampon #the wand i mean #and NO IT WASNT #it had to have literally been six-seven inches and the width of the top of a glass beer bottle #idk what that part is called lol #and i’m literally sore bc that thing had to be twisted and poked at every crevice bc my doctor needs a look at my ovaries so um #but the technician was so so nice and made everything really comfortable and consistently checked in so 👍#i hope both sides of her pillow are cool tonight #on another note she was so concerned about me being uncomfortable with the vagina ultrasound that she suggested doing it RECTALLY #apparently it’s more comfortable ?#i doubt it tho lol but she was really sweet about everything #ANYWAYS #yeah let me know if sex really does make you ushy gushy all day pls bc i’m an adult virgin so #i’d like to know bc i really don’t think someone’s gonna sleep with me any time soon #notsfw #tmi

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its-arson-time · 7 months ago

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#arson screams #rb bait #kinda #its-arson-time im so good at this #arson explodes #this post got 1k when i wasnt looking

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sabertoothwalrus · 1 month ago

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clocked back in to the chilshi factory, have more tallman au

#I wasnt gonna draw this but I was peer pressured #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi of izganda #chilshi #pots n picks #meijack chils #izutsumi #tallman au #modern au #my art #comic

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hauntedhotel · 7 months ago

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

#libraries #we offer tech advice in the library #so it wasnt an out of pocket request #but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things #its the buffy impulse #when in doubt #go to the library

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stemmmm · 8 months ago

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never forgive trigger for what they cut

#m.txt #dungeon meshi #anime onlys its time to do your homework #im ASTONISSSHHHHEEEDDDD THIS SHOT WASNT THERE #WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??? THIS IS //THE// ICONIC SHOT

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bootleg-grandpa · 2 months ago

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Uh..my hand slipped, sorry- didn't mean to make it angsty at the end

Anyway, smol twins meet smol twins- a twinsanity, a tetra-twin, a 2+2

Next (kinda??)

#wasnt thete a game like that??#twinsanity- yep crash bandicoot i remember #gravity falls #gravity falls stanley #gravity falls stanford #gravity falls dipper #gravity falls mabel #stan twins #gravity falls fanart #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #my artt #young ford pines #young stan pines #twins squared au

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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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willgrahamscock · 10 months ago

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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

#alex says things #hi hello im back #3 days wasnt even long (went to london) no internet

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rival-ado · 3 months ago

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could have been worse

#grovyle is not lying he just thinks it wasnt THAT bad . nobody died yet 🤷‍♂️#celebi #grovyle #pmd2 #ado.png

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mammal-blogging · 6 months ago

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Birds of Aotearoa! At the very least, a couple of them!

#artists on tumblr #birds #kakapo #kea #takahe #kereru #fantail #waxeye #kiwi’s WIP! i wasnt happy w the pose so im just sitting on it for a bit longer

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yvotoro · 16 days ago

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turbo granny

#hey long time no see! just started dandadan recently...its epic #dandadan #fanart #turbogranny #yvo draws #made this while working on comms and wasnt going to polish it but ended up rly liking it hehe

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eydilily · 20 days ago

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this is fine

#namemc spoilers #goodtimeswithscar #gtws fanart #wild life smp #life series smp #trafficblr #i wanted to draw him a bit more manic but it didnt come out that crazy #i still really like this though :]#fun experimenting with colors !!!!#eydidraws #my art #mcyt #also if it wasnt obvious i love his skins for wl #i believe i must thank hoffen for that praise be

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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to moving forward

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #satoru gojo #jjk manga spoilers #hina.comic #before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma #its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD #im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts #page 8 made me want to bash my head in #could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload #but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it #rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome #i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone #it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards #personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again #oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do

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thebat-musicman · 3 months ago

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9 year old Dick: If you’re a friendless loser and you know it, clap your hands!

Bruce:

Dick: Clap. Your. Hands.

Bruce: *clap clap*

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12 year old Jason: HEY YOU!

Jason: HEEEEEY YOU!

Jason: HEY! YOU!

Bruce: It’s not polite to not call people by their names, Robin.

Jason: Nice try, Hey You. I know my mentor’s name.

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13 year old Tim: You see this coffee, Bruce?

Bruce: Thank you for making this for m-

Tim: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.

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Clark: Batman, your Robins are so polite. They must have been a joy to raise.

Bruce, through clenched teeth: Such a joy.

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h1tmanmode · 3 months ago

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shitty comic created bc of an idea i had in the shower. you guys get chicken scratch art. congrats ✌️😋

#grunkle ford #great uncle ford #stanford pines #stanley pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #my art #takes place after weirdmaggedon btw. if that wasnt obvious.#edit: forgot tassle on stans fez. and that Annoyed me

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kiwi · 9 months ago

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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

#im living proof! i wasnt always called kiwi but now i am and it rocks #but mostly im just worried about all these kids wayyy oversharing personal info online #not to be like aaaggghh kids these days. but.#um people are sharing their full names and schools and deepest secrets with their FACE ATTACHED #i surely dont need to explain why thats scary #tiktok trends where u share stuff you would Never tell people irl.... WITH!!! YOUR FACE!!!!! IN FULL VIEW!!#WHHH.... WHY...........#Get Scared of Internet Strangers Again Please!

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