#and I'm attracted to weird guys

[gl1tzh]

i feel drawn to paul. like. the alien. from the movie paul. anyone else or is it just me (i say, in fron of a huge crowd, as an awkward silence follows my words)

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

[abyssalzones]

I'm probably nonbinary but I have college so idrc about that rn

[salvidida]

Funny how people will be so weird about fma 03's Scar design, citing him being younger/'bishie' compared to the manga and Brotherhood versions as a negative against the first anime adaptation because, let's be real here, a lot of people see this design decision as "feminizing", making him weaker or more palatable at the expense of the role he's meant to play.

Meanwhile 03 Scar, unlike the manga and Broho counterparts, not only is more staunchly anti-military and consistently uses violence and strategies against the system throughout his entire arc, he straight up has a kill count so massive it would make manga + Broho Scars blush (and manga + Broho Elrics have a full existential crisis).

My man never once becomes an Amestrian reformist, never once celebrates the militia (he would have laughed Miles right out of the room if he tried to guilt him for not licking military boots for a scrap of acceptance; in canon he fully declares he has zero pity for soldiers PERIOD) and goes down killing well over 7000+ soldiers and state alchemists in his entire run.

Need I remind everyone that he draws a city-spanning alchemic rune, by himself, with a boulder and a chain to drag it? And lures in the Amestrian invaders by dropping Kimbly's freshly murdered carcass (his doing of course) that he carried with his teeth to the top of a building, while armless and bleeding out? Drawing them further in while dodging gunfire on foot. Iconic. Awe-inspiring. Pure 100% platinum-grade badass.

03 Scar never loses sleep about killing the pigs of a fascist nation, never cedes any ideological or material ground to them, and he could never be shamed out of actively fighting back. Unfortunately we can't say the same for the defanged mangahood Scars. Because despite their more overtly gruff and 'tough' character designs, they're so thoroughly cowed by a small mob of Amestrians who use basic shaming tactics to stop them dead in their tracks and join their side, never to kill another jackbooted hog.

03 Scar clears manga and Brotherhood Scars, easy

[hooved]

i really hate when cis men call me handsome. you do NOT fucking mean that

[eerna]

reading A Fragile Enchantment bc I heard lots of good about the author and the story sounded fun but what I got instead is PG Bridgerton, even including a ???????? oppression story. @ the MC why tf are we trying to dismantle the uprising of the downtrodden just so we can smooch their oppressors

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

Of my 2% capacity to be attracted to anyone, my type is like 90% women, 5% pretty men and 5% men you would swear are super fucking manly, and never questioned being straight and cis, but are now suddenly *stressed* that they can't figure out why their attraction to me [fully socially interpreted as a woman and labelled that way up until relatively recently] feels incredibly fucking gay

[marchioness-of-the-flowers]

fandom when the character they headcanon as bisexual is attracted to someone of the opposite gender.

[starleska]

i really did try to hold it together re: Han Solo after finishing the trilogy but ohhhh my god. why is he so pretty. and why does his voice sound like that!!!! 🙈✨✨✨✨

[echthr0s]

hey Siri at what point in Rogue Trader do I finally get to do real ass heretical shit

[weed-cat]

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[dizzycloudzzz]

I wanted to make her pointier ig

for me she's a hero without a cape or the babygirl that people talk about

[cheeseknives]

Instagram keeps showing me reels of someone with a handle named something like jamesmaythristtraps and like, they are truly doing gods work but I can't like or comment on these masterpieces because I know what kind of snitch of an app it is 😔

[aro-who-reads]

Hate having weird feelings (non-romantic) for people. Barely ever happens, I have no idea what I actually want. He's hot. I want to get to know him better. I referred to him as 'my friend' to someone and it felt really nice, but if he wanted some kind of relationship I'm not totally sure I'd say no?

[egglygreg]

Had a dream where I was having dinner with my family at a fancy hotel, and ran into Robert Pattinson. He tried to strike up a conversation with me, but became very awkward and embarrassed and all he managed to get out was a single word.

Banana.

Then he turned bright red and literally ran away, and I was left standing there in complete confusion.

I came across him later and told him it had taken me a little while to figure out what he'd been getting at, but I realised it was my outfit! I was wearing a yellow peasant top with a brown dress over it, banana colours.

He seemed relieved and admitted that yes, that's what he'd meant. Then he bought me a small strawberry sponge cake. No real explanation why exactly that was the first thing he said, just, here have a cake?

The funniest part of this dream is the fact that from what I've seen of the guy he's weird enough that this is a plausible interaction he'd have

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

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