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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings
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I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?
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I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?
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okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that
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(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet
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it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters
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i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist
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how it feels to grate a block of parmesan cheese
#this made me snort-laugh so loud that my girlfriend stopped playing her video game to walk over and look at my computer screen#she didn't get it
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“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am
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Alan Parker, Joe Leitel and Bruce Reed Ben-Hurry (1959) dir. Richard Fontaine
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I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.
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