#and I'm ALLERGIC to them
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linolinoing · 9 months ago
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I'm so fucking tired of mosquitoes omg
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geezmarty · 4 months ago
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(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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more v3 doodles (it's all just maki)
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vantablackdraws · 2 months ago
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Being delusional again
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thebibliosphere · 8 months ago
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I feel like I'm the only person I know who could take a drug meant to lower your blood pressure (propranolol) and end up hypertensive from it instead.
The annoying thing is it killed my migraine pain; I'm just fucking allergic to it, so I can't even enjoy being pain-free because the rest of me got hit with the anaphylactoid reaction stick.
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canisalbus · 7 months ago
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I want to say thank you for doing your art. Helped me to be less afraid of dogs (I'm the type of person who was afraid of my neighbors toy-pudel, it's a bit awkward)
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orengejoshi · 3 months ago
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Hell yeah dude congrats on the mini human!!! If you’re craving chocolate chip cookies, brownies etc but don’t want to worry about a messy kitchen after, there’s a few ways to make single servings in a mug in the microwave and a few of them don’t use egg if you’re worried about things like salmonella and any other health concerns that come with not using a conventional oven. Also, if you REALLY want another layer of protection, heat treating flour can kill a lot of harmful stuff as well for extra peace of mind. Either spread a thin layer on a cooking sheet and bake at ≈150°C (converted from freedom units lol) for 10 minutes, or you can nuke a bowl of it in the microwave for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally.
I know when my mom was having my sister years ago, she had to be careful about things that were normally okay before and my dad would take a couple extra precautions when cooking for us.
I’ve also seen packets of Betty Crocker mix in stores marketed as “(X) in a mug” (the blueberry muffins are my favorite personally)
They’re marketed as just “Mug Treats” and so far I’ve seen one with Hot Fudge Brownie, one with Soft Chocolate Chip Cookie, and another with Funfetti.
Whew, sorry for the yapping 😅 I just remembered you mentioned craving chocolate and sweets so I thought I’d share with the class in case you wanted baked goods quickly and without all the mess afterwards.
Congrats again on the pregnancy, and don’t let the bastards get you down👏 you’re doing awesome
THANK YOU this is godsent, omg🙏🏻😭💗
I'll share it for everyone who's also pregnant or just hungry for no reason🫡 this is amazing and easy (and I'm a great cook and baker! I love being in the kitchen) I made one a week ago and then I made 5 more (aka my own mom made them with/for me) and I said it was literally the best thing my taste buds have ever witnessed in that moment. it really hit the spot. we also threw some cherries from a jar in that bih and it's🤌🏻 chef kiss
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I should have put some empty mugs around him but this still conveys an accurate picture of what my past few weeks looked like
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klamaric · 5 months ago
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“How can I cheer you up a bit? Should we play pinball? Should I freestyle a rap in Italian for you?”
“What?”
“Listen to this: 'Eva, you shine like the stars in the sky; for you I would walk de Sahara like a camel, no lie. You're so fine-'”
“Enough, enough!”
PETAK, 21:15
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sicklyworm · 4 months ago
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Au's where Ivan dies anyways despite there being no aliens are my favorite.
Of course Ivans going to die a senseless tragic death.
This is Ivan after all.
Dude expects his death to be untimely and for his love to be unrequited. Hope is not in this mans vocabulary. There is only pining and perishing for this guy. Doom and death.
Poor till though. Imagine falling for a guy who likes you back only for him to die before y'all can talk about it.
That shit is an s tear tragedy. One that probably could have been avoided if Ivan decided to communicate for once in his life. But bros so much of a nihilist he's dooming his own narrative.
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In all honesty Jane and Roxy's friendship + dynamic is a lot more interesting than just "Roxy is super duper nice and a good friend because she's a good person while Jane is a terrible friend who treats Roxy terribly because she's a bad person." and it kinda sucks that there's a portion of the fandom that seems to believe this is the right way to read their friendship
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plrle · 9 months ago
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im messing around with brushes again. here's tiny Camille c:
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tj-crochets · 2 months ago
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So on the plus side I apparently unexpectedly reached some threshold of stabilizing my mast cells and have had a few reactions with no migraine or nausea! I'm experiencing acute stress without having bad tachycardia or shaking or having a little bit of that whole "impending sense of doom!" On the minus side I seem to have gone back to hives????? I used to get hives from like 2015ish to like 2019ish, when I finally mostly got my allergies under control*, and then I mostly just stopped having hives. Like. At all. I might have contact dermatitis on like hands knees or elbows if I happened to touch pollen from the Mystery Plant I am allergic to** but I did not get the spontaneous hives on my joints all the time, and now I had one on my hip and I feel like my hand is trying to get one and maybe my knee????? This is definitely a huge step down in terms of severity, significantly less likely to have side effects that land me in the hospital, but I am so confused. Happy about it! Hope it lasts! But so confused. Also (and I do remember this from the few times I got hives once I started antihistamines), feeling a hive try to form while on high doses of antihistamines is so weird. I feel like if I get into too much detail it might squick y'all out but trust me it's a weird feeling. Each individual hive since I've been on daily antihistamines, with one notable exception, lasts less than an hour instead of 24+ hours. *read: four times the daily recommended dose of 24 hour antihistamines, as my allergist told me to do **was not able to narrow down what, exactly, it is, but it was seasonally limited and limited to a certain geographic area so like I think it was a plant? Forgot to mention: I had very little overlap between the "all hives all the time" era of my allergies and the "severe migraines leading to severe dehydration" era of my allergies. Like, very occasionally my hives reaction would get bad enough I'd get the migraine and nausea as well, but very, very rarely. They aren't mutually exclusive they just seem to be for me?
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lyxchen · 2 months ago
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Okay my hopes for Charley/Yuri are actually so fucking high because I just need them to be a thing!!! Something good, something sweet, something happy!! I feel like this could be a second chance for a willex type relationship and man (gn) for my own happiness I personally need them to be what Netflix took away from us with willex. I need them to kiss and I need them to be happy and I need them to have an unproblematic and beautiful relationship that's filled with so much love and care for each other <33
#sorry i'm still mourning willex#and charley and alex are veeeeeery similar#you know he's kinda awkward has some anxiety is gay and a ghost that died in the 90s also just in general a cutie pie <3#also technically they both have a nut allergy but for alex that's kinda just headcanon because his actor is allergic to nuts#also they both died from eating food that wasn't good for them#so obviously i was gonna be enamored by charley#but in season 1 there wasn't really anything i could hope for romance wise because charley was still hung up on emilio#but now as his storyline is kind of about moving on from emilio#and because yuri obviously has a soft spot for charley#i just#i need them to be like my willex!!!!#and school spirits is not a kids show and there have already been multiple f/m kisses and i think there's even gonna be a more intense scen#for maddie and wally if we go with what's in the trailer#so i really really don't see why we shouldn't get a charley/yuri kiss#because maddie and wally kissed in the first season already too#so this being a relationship that only started in season 2 shouldn't be a reason why they wouldn't kiss#anyways#my hopes are so damn high and i'm trying not to think like that because i really don't want to get disappointed#but man (gn) if they do make this relationship similar to willex and give them a kiss then i think that would heal something in me#lea's random thoughts#school spirits#charley x yuri#do they have a ship name???#churi?#yurley?#both of these sound bad but idk#charley school spirits#yuri school spirits#willex
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kazoosandfannypacks · 4 months ago
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This holiday season, I am BEGGING you guys to be aware of and kind to the guests at your house who are afraid of /uncomfortable around / allergic to animals.
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noitwillnotpass · 4 months ago
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whatever you do, never ever imagine rio singing "j's lullaby" about agatha—after centuries that agatha spent hating on her for what she did.
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