#and I’m still not done

[chubote]

3k+ calories in my gut plus soda.

Feeling so full and bloated and heavy 🤤

[quibbs126]

Ninjago “Reboot” Notes (Part 1: some lore)

Alright then, here’s some of my notes for the Ninjago reboot thing I made

Note: this is part one, I’ll do the rest later

Note, first part of this is kind of just a lore dump, mainly centered around Wu and Garmadon

So first thing, between Lloyd, Garmadon, Wu and the First Spinjitzu Master, none of them are biologically related. Lloyd is Garmadon’s adopted human son, Wu and Garmadon are more like brothers in arms (currently, this wasn’t always the case), and the First Spinjitzu Master is someone Wu and Garmadon met and later learned Spinjitzu from

As for Wu and Garmadon’s backstory, so Wu is a full on Dragon while Garmadon is an Oni. For countless millennia, the two fought against each other, hopping from realm after realm in their endless battles, eventually coming to Ninjago, while the FSM was still in the process of creating it. Their battling kept causing problems, as they would immediately destroy the things the FSM creates, meaning the process of making the realm was basically halted by them, and eventually, the FSM got so mad at them for it that he stepped in and almost single-handedly defeated them both

At some point, the Overlord came in to destroy Ninjago and the FSM, and the FSM enlisted the help of the other two, and (somewhat begrudgingly) the two joined forces and helped defeat the Overlord (though he didn’t actually die), taking all three of them at their most powerful to do so

Afterwards, the two had a truce, and they eventually grew to care about Ninjago, and eventually the FSM basically had to become one with the realm to bring it life, and so he left the two in charge of guarding the realm in his stead from anything that might destroy it, as well as passing down the art of Spinjitzu to them

Initially the two were just enemies, but during their fights they grew an immense respect for each other, and after coming to a truce, they started to grow more friendly, and their relationship now is more like a friendly rivalry. They will still have their battles (though on a much smaller scale as their true power would be catastrophic), but they can meet on friendly terms. Sort of like Goku and Vegeta’s relationship, except neither of them are really one or the other

As for Ninjago, they really only step in when something particularly big happens, since they aren’t here to handle every conflict in the realm

All three are commonly worshipped in Ninjago, the FSM as their creator, and Wu and Garmadon (though not by those names, as they’re given more legendary sounding titles) are worshipped as the guardians, and just for being Dragon and Oni in general. Wu is usually worshipped for blessings, and Garmadon for curses on enemies. How much they actually know about these wishes and what they do with them, I haven’t really figured out

They tend to just dip for centuries on end, by which I mean they might just sleep for that long, since they don’t need to be around for everything, and they’ll know if something big happens. But Garmadon tends to be around more than Wu, taking disguises to just mingle with the mortals and see what’s happening, mostly because he wants to

Also, Wu and Garmadon are way more powerful in this reboot, given they are pure Dragon and Oni, but either they choose not to use their full power on most occasions, or they’ve had their power willingly sealed off so they don’t get carried away

Also Dragon and Oni aren’t inherently good or evil, they just embody creation and destruction respectively

Alright, I think that’s about it for the lore dump, now let’s get into just general stuff

*sigh* okay, so apparently tumblr won’t let me post all this, so I’m just gonna cut it here and we’ll be back for the rest

Oh wait, one more thing about how powers work

Something I should mention right off the bat, so elemental powers don’t come from bloodlines, they specifically come from golden weapons made by the FSM with a bit of his power to be used by the inhabitants of his realm. The weapons may get passed down by families, but technically speaking anyone can use them. And it’s not just four, there’s one for each element

Also what weapons correspond to each element is different. For example, the Earth one is now a hammer, while the scythe is for Wind. It basically just comes down to what I think is more fitting

[outpost51]

“I’m gonna write a short silly post about the space lizards,” I said.

Four hours, thirty browser tabs, two glasses of sweet tea, an entire (formatted) conlang dictionary, and what I can only describe as a wiki page later,

[harlowsbby]

Why is having family coming over for the holidays so hectic? 😭

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[sleeplessphantom-0]

There were protests on my campus last night

I thought about joining, but I was so fucking sleep deprived from finals I’m not 100% on how I got home,

[bittertomato]

This is the first time I’ve ever skipped dinner

[waywardstation]

Look for anything (or anyone) that could be familiar

For part two:

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[chloesimaginationthings]

The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

[garnet-xx-rose]

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

[dukeofdadykes]

Finally got around to watching I saw the tv glow and I’ve had an incomprehensible sense of dread ever since 🙂‍↕️

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[bicheetopuff]

I guess it’s this kids birthday so I’m gonna remind you what character development can do to a mf

He deserves to be happy

[transformersmadnessandmore]

25 posts!

[whackinator]

Me waiting for Toby Fox to feed us

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Recent warm up doodle for y’all