sleeplessphantom-0
You Fuckers Will Never Take My Whimsy
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Whimsical Bitch | I got the adhd (but like in an old man voice that says I got the clap) | he/him | 21 | currently studying Mechanical Engineering | Fav color is green
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 8 hours ago
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 8 hours ago
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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 20 hours ago
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 20 hours ago
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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 20 hours ago
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chinese college girls slay (cr: 哭天喊地六仙女)
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.
And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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I won at the white elephant
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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I won at the white elephant
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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I won at the white elephant
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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I won at the white elephant
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 21 hours ago
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I won at the white elephant
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sleeplessphantom-0 · 22 hours ago
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I won at the white elephant
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