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I know a guy who ended up becoming a professional chef because of the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie and i guarantee none of you will be able to guess how

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geometry dash roommate

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all tomorrows if it was animorphs style childrens media

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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

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uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

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This got turned into the front desk at my work, some weird shit man @godisafujoshi

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i hope everyone is following TNG Season 8 on twitter because it’s fucking hilarious like

I JUST

lord jesus

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how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

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i know theres a white dove out there carrying a beautiful cock for me and its kind of too heavy and theres sharks leaping out of the water at it

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About a week ago my dad and I helped my uncle with his elk hunt. Went well. He took most of the elk to a butcher but he cut off the backstrap and that night he grilled it up for us as thanks. We drank some beer and liquor (tequila mostly) and had some music going. Can’t say we danced around a fire, but Dancing in the Moonlight got my groove going.

All in all a pretty good day. Cold as hell tho.

I wish i could experience returning from a successful hunt and eating a creature with all my kin folk while we got drunk and danced around a fire

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So I’ve gained a new acquaintance

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images that are strong bad to me

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Today i cried with food stuffed into my mouth so i looked like a really sad hamter