#and I mean EVERYTHING

[divercitizen]

Everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D: This department is TOP SECRET!!! Nobody can know we exist!!

Also everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D: Puts the logo for their top secret department on literally everything.

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Jester: you’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for…

Beau: IMAX and Climax

Veth: Blockbuster and Cockthruster

Fjord: Hulu and Woohoo?

Caleb: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time

Caduceus: Church and praying for forgiveness

[freshbeeth]

inspired by my off the hook (irl) playlist

[ambersgiantpanda]

Okay but can we just talk about THIS FREAKING MOMENT???!?!??!?

The way Alfie DISTRACTS the others so Patricia could go out and get to the house IN PEACE, NOT EVEN ASKING HER WHY SHE CANT DO IT OH GREAT GODS MY PALFIE HEART LITERALLY STOPPED RIGHT HERE

[acetheabnormal]

i fear the day you post the sitcom version of "the trial" because that means child services will come to the their house and be like " there is something severly wrong with this house" before even seeing the family

Had to think about this one and I've landed on it being an episode where Charlie and Mariana go to jury duty to get some extra money, but they both either start to disagree on something between them, or they disagree on who is right when it comes to the actual case they're witnessing.

Shenanigans ensue ans the courtroom becomes a mini-battlefield before Charlie and Mariana get kicked out for causing everyone to start picking sides like they're going to war. Obviously very unrealistic to an actual courtroom but that's part of the fun!

[penguinparty88]

Clarissa: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!

Leonora: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Leonora” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’.

Clarissa: Come on, Leonora.

Lesso: *glares*

Clarissa: Come on, Hey you.”

[idledoll]

A collection of naps.

[z-ech]

Spots, with a bagel to go 🥯

[aus-wnt]

Well that was woeful. I hope they go away and work on everything 😐

[chocolate-cringymuffin]

Lieutenant: Well, it seems he wasn’t the impostor.

Lieutenant: Anyways, we well find the impostor tomorrow, let’s take a break for now and eat something.

Hiroshi: Huh, that was quick.

Hiroshi: Well, we should be heading for dinner Asami come on. We will find the impostor later.

Asami: Sure…

Asami: … dad.

Ok but I have been trying to post this for a LONG time.

[baejax-the-great]

I just read the fic you just posted and loved it, but it led me back to one of my favorite fics i read before i ever *played* Mass Effect (i played the whole trilogy in two weeks last month) and i have to say, Bait and Switch remains one of my favorite “fake dating to real dating” fics ever, especially now that i have context for it

Ahhh I can't believe you read Bait and Switch before playing the game 😂😂😂 Spoilers 😅😅

Bait and Switch is one of those fics I wrote in like an intense weekend. Once I got the idea, I couldn't stop writing it. Shepard and Garrus are so good at being idiots to lovers.

Also how did you like Mass Effect 👀👀👀 I think after my first playthrough I immediately started over and made a new Shep.

[forzafinally]

The hope I have going into Monza week is Insane

[blooddrenchedangel77777]

[wormteeth2004]

ok. you can believe in ghosts for all i care. but i beg anyone who really believes that ouija boards work to just do some critical thinking

[vibrantlyinvain]

i like to think that Dave from Dave and Muko is before the PRAEM was built. that’s why he’s so… chaotic? compared to the other interpretations of him, such as in Vs Dave and Bambi and Dave’s house. That part of Expunged was still in him. He probably didn’t know it was there. I like to think his personality changed a TON after the whole PRAEM thing- both from trauma and because of Expunged and him being separated… and Expunged kinda taking the chaotic energy with her.

[xxxonetuffpuffxxx]

I am currently collecting every single frame/panel that Illumi Zoldyck is in even if it's just his shoes or his hand to cover the walls of my room because I think it would be a very fun and normal thing to do.