#and I mean EVERYTHING
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divercitizen · 5 months ago
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Everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D: This department is TOP SECRET!!! Nobody can know we exist!!
Also everyone at S.H.I.E.L.D: Puts the logo for their top secret department on literally everything.
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incorrect-mighty-nein · 11 months ago
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Jester: you’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for…
Beau: IMAX and Climax
Veth: Blockbuster and Cockthruster
Fjord: Hulu and Woohoo?
Caleb: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time
Caduceus: Church and praying for forgiveness
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freshbeeth · 3 months ago
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inspired by my off the hook (irl) playlist
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penguinparty88 · 1 year ago
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Clarissa: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!
Leonora: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Leonora” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’.
Clarissa: Come on, Leonora.
Lesso: *glares*
Clarissa: Come on, Hey you.”
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idledoll · 5 months ago
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A collection of naps.
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z-ech · 2 years ago
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Spots, with a bagel to go 🥯
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aus-wnt · 6 months ago
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Well that was woeful. I hope they go away and work on everything 😐
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chocolate-cringymuffin · 2 years ago
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Lieutenant: Well, it seems he wasn’t the impostor.
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Lieutenant: Anyways, we well find the impostor tomorrow, let’s take a break for now and eat something.
Hiroshi: Huh, that was quick.
Hiroshi: Well, we should be heading for dinner Asami come on. We will find the impostor later.
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Asami: Sure…
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Asami: … dad.
Ok but I have been trying to post this for a LONG time.
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baejax-the-great · 1 year ago
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I just read the fic you just posted and loved it, but it led me back to one of my favorite fics i read before i ever *played* Mass Effect (i played the whole trilogy in two weeks last month) and i have to say, Bait and Switch remains one of my favorite “fake dating to real dating” fics ever, especially now that i have context for it
Ahhh I can't believe you read Bait and Switch before playing the game 😂😂😂 Spoilers 😅😅
Bait and Switch is one of those fics I wrote in like an intense weekend. Once I got the idea, I couldn't stop writing it. Shepard and Garrus are so good at being idiots to lovers.
Also how did you like Mass Effect 👀👀👀 I think after my first playthrough I immediately started over and made a new Shep.
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forzafinally · 5 months ago
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The hope I have going into Monza week is Insane
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vibrantlyinvain · 1 year ago
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i like to think that Dave from Dave and Muko is before the PRAEM was built. that’s why he’s so… chaotic? compared to the other interpretations of him, such as in Vs Dave and Bambi and Dave’s house. That part of Expunged was still in him. He probably didn’t know it was there. I like to think his personality changed a TON after the whole PRAEM thing- both from trauma and because of Expunged and him being separated… and Expunged kinda taking the chaotic energy with her.
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xxxonetuffpuffxxx · 1 year ago
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I am currently collecting every single frame/panel that Illumi Zoldyck is in even if it's just his shoes or his hand to cover the walls of my room because I think it would be a very fun and normal thing to do.
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cleverclove-arts · 2 years ago
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Ophelia, I’m home. I came back for you. Come back to me. Please. I need you.
[Image ID: Digital art of Ophelia and Laertes from Hamlet. Laertes’s hands are on the back of Ophelia’s head and on her shoulder, tears streaking down his face. Ophelia is facing him, with her face unshown and hair cropped short. /End ID.]
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csphire · 1 year ago
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Ouch Hotfix 4
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I lost four and a half hours of gameplay after this moment. But I guess it all worked out because I was waffling over redoing how to deal with Auntie to minimize approval losses with Astarion. And don't get me started on the cut ! after that whole hot bloody mess. I'm going to miss that schadenfreude moment with him from early access. Part of me is so done with Act 1 because come Act 2 there will at least be no more moments of "Oh no, that got cut?"
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Details of hotfix 4 are below the cut.
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It's absolutely hilarious how white people changed the definition of woke. They colonize everything
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decadenceandrot · 2 years ago
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Pinterest is a special kind of site that will probably exist past the death of our universe.
I’ve been on Pinterest (and tumblr) for a WHILE. Probably about a decade give or take, regardless of the account I use or if I’m lurking and just viewing things or posting myself. On one hand, Pinterest has all the expected “arts and crafts”, “interior design” inspiration, varying “aesthetics”, fashion, food inspo, and the usual inspirational quotes. But if you stay a while and start looking, you’ll see that almost every form of artistic form (or Fanart) has been uploaded there. I’ve known some artists say that they know they’ve “made it” when they see their art on Pinterest. Unless it’s 18+ cuz that site is fairy stingy with even HINTS of adult fun times What’s funny about this brings me to another aspect of the site: the COMMENTS. Now, comment sections aren’t new, and there’s nothing particularly amazing about Pinterest comments either. On art posts, a lot of people will who the artist was in the comments. What’s funny about comments on Pinterest is the time in between comments and ESPECIALLY responses. There are comments on pins from almost a decade ago with questions that got answered A MONTH AGO. No one says anything about it, and no one really cares either. It’s a liminal space of things just EXISTING, all simultaneously easy and hard to find. I also want to add that the translation feature in the comment section has been better than Twitter, Instagram, or any google translate I’ve used thus far and I find that HILLARIOUS
If you see the art, you’re one hop and a skip away from the full fledged Pinterest experience. This is where you see the memes, snippets of reddit posts, and ESPECIALLY tumblr posts. A lot of the tumblr posts are also in the original tumblr format too, which makes for a WILD viewing experience on a site that so clearly compresses the images so that some of these are too blurry to even read, yet people pin them anyways. There are the obvious biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, i-am-a-fish, the whole CATEGORY of superwholock, and so on, but ultimately there’s kind of EVERYTHING. I’ve found some of my best memes and most cursed images there, along with finding tumblr posts that aren’t even ON tumblr anymore.
This is where I get to my point: Pinterest is the catch-all. EVERYTHING ends up on there, one way or another. Pinterest acts as both a blank slate that can offer ANYTHING you seek, but at the same time is an archive that is void of any sense of time or space. Pinterest is the archive where things go to perish. If something is gone from the main web or social media or the like, so long as it can be an image or short video, it will somehow be on Pinterest in one way or another. FINDING it is the only struggle you will face. It serves as both a place to keep that which is archived there alive, but also as the digital tombstone of what was. Pinterest is where all things end up, and it is the place where all things die.
Pinterest is a wild place. You should visit sometime.
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