#and I hate babies

[motley-cunt]

Andy with his son (and his daughter)

[myfanwywood]

Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

[squidflavoredsoup]

mama n her babies

[catmask]

hey guys when you say something is for the johto starters can you include me in that as well? the johto starters and tepig if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[mebssann]

Chronic petname user Jayce vs Vik who only says his name (and a couple terms of endearment from his mother tongue)

[soapbbox]

In my heart I think tfp would fold under a single genuine compliment, and I feel like D-16 was always liberal with complements sooo

[randomfandomss]

Pope Innocent XIV

If there was only certainty, and if there was no doubt, there would be no mystery, and therefore no need for faith. Let us pray that God will grant us a Pope who doubts. Let Him grant us a Pope who sins and asks for forgiveness. And carries on.

I am what God made me. And perhaps it is my difference that will make me useful. I think again of your sermon. I know what it is to exist between the world’s certainties.

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy and Elizabeth talks through FNAF

[drenched-in-sunlight]

your conscience bleeds more freely than my head.

[one-time-i-dreamttt]

dude i was at a park with a friend's baby and it was like bald but it could talk, i don't know how old that makes it. and i hate babies but this one was chill. and we were sat on the tarmac by the swing set and i was asking it random baby questions and then this massive green car just drives straight over it and smushes the baby

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[snail-day]

Choso has probably never cuddled before in his life.

So when you climb into his lap, all sleepy and warm, and melt against his chest with a content little sigh, it kind of shuts off his whole brain.

He stiffens at first, arms hovering awkwardly in the air, unsure whether to hold you or push you off out of guilt. You’re so soft and warm that it's making him feel a little weird. When you nuzzle into his neck with a tiny yawn? Oh, he’s done for. Absolutely ruined.

Eventually - tentatively - his arms settle around you. A little stiff and unsure, but he’s trying. And when your breathing evens out and you go limp on top of him, he starts giving your butt the gentlest little pats.

Pat pat pat

He doesn’t know why. It just feels right. Like maybe that’s what you do to someone you love when they’re falling asleep on you.

If only you could see the blushing disaster he’s become. Pink creeping all the way up to his ears, eyes wide, mouth parted because he can't help the little noise that escapes.

You trust him enough to sleep on top of him.

Even though you shouldn't.

However, he swears that he won't move an inch and that you'll always be safe in his arms.

Choso's reaction anytime you move and he worries it's over soemthing he did:

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

[screamacrossthestars]

do you guys think scream ever looks in the mirror and hates what he sees bc he is not the same mech he was in body nor spirit anymore bc i do

[chloesimaginationthings]

Elizabeth Afton bets on losing dogs in FNAF..